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the alterhuman struggle is wondering whether or not you are specific-animal, specific-animalhearted, both, neither, or do you just really really like specific-animal?

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Im not sure if there has been a ask like this before so sorry if there is already one made but lately I’ve been thinking about Reader having a child by there side and how there interactions would be with Ena…It makes me wonder too how would Ena even react to this especially with the soilder theory and the human board

When you appear at ENA’s side with a child, her reaction is a cocktail of fascination, confusion, and subtle alarm. True to her nature, ENA’s Salesperson side would eagerly offer “business strategies” for childcare, peppering conversations with strange advice and clumsy affection. Meanwhile, her Meanie side, suspicious and frazzled, would blurt out biting remarks and demand explanations. With deep-rooted anxieties about loyalty, purpose, and abandonment simmering beneath her strange charm, ENA would wrestle with seeing you bond with another human. She would oscillate between awkwardly trying to connect and inadvertently pushing away, her dual nature creating a chaotic but oddly tender dynamic. In her own surreal, fractured way, ENA might even start to wonder: is this “business” of family something she wants to understand…or something she fears losing?

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

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aaaa .... imagine ur f/o making you some tea quietly when youre having an anxious episode

[ proship / comship dni ]

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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Delusional anon here!!

Could you perhaps write one on Ena (DBBQ) x touched starved reader?

Thank you so much and I LOVE your writing!!

Author’s Note

Thank you kindly, dear Anon. Hopefully this meets your expectations.

-COMET

•☽────✧˖°˖ BEAUTIFUL RUIN˖°˖✧────☾•

★ Summary: A Compilation of Headcanons Featuring Salesperson Ena X A Touched Starved Reader

★ Character(s): Salesperson Ena (Ena: Dream BBQ)

★ Genre: Headcanons, SFW

★ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

★ Image Credits: @JoelG

☆ Ena notices how you flinch at accidental touches, how your shoulders tense when someone brushes past. Her Salesperson side is intrigued, fingers twitching to grab your wrist, while her Meanie side scoffs—“What, never been touched before?” But the moment you don’t recoil, just stare at her with wide, uncertain eyes, she goes silent.

☆ “We’ve got an incredible deal today! A limited-time offer just for you—one (1) premium-quality hug, at zero cost! Act now, supplies are infinite!” Her red side grins, wiggling clawed fingers like she’s about to grab you. Meanwhile, if you don’t take the hug immediately, her Meanie side grumbles, “Just take the damn hug already.”

☆ Ena is a living contradiction, her two halves shifting between smooth and jagged, warm and cold. When she finally touches you—whether through a handshake, a playful jab, or a genuine embrace—it feels electric. Your skin prickles, the sensation lingering long after she lets go. Ena watches you, fascinated. “You really are starving for this, huh?”

☆ The moment she realizes you like her touch, Ena becomes unbearable. “Congratulations! You’ve won a subscription to Unlimited Ena Contact! Payment is due in the form of unwavering attention and maybe a snack.” She has has no concept of personal space, draping herself over your shoulders like a living scarf.

☆ Her Meanie side refuses to sugarcoat things. “You act like touch is some rare, forbidden treasure. It’s not. People touch each other all the time. Why are you like this?” But when you look away, embarrassed, she sighs and mutters, “Fine. Come here. But tell anyone I did this and I’ll throw you into the ocean.”

☆ Ena starts treating physical affection like a high-stakes negotiation. “You need this, correct? I am willing to provide a solution. But first, let’s discuss the terms—would you prefer a pat on the head, a side hug, or the deluxe experience: the Full Ena Wraparound™?”

☆ Her Salesperson side is all firm, enthusiastic grips and playful nudges, while her Meaie side is cautious, stiff, but deeply aware of the weight of every interaction. Together, they balance each other, a messy but genuine attempt at giving you what you need.

☆ When you’re having a bad day, Ena doesn’t ask what’s wrong. She just sits next to you, her shoulder bumping against yours, letting you soak in her presence. If you lean into her, she’ll go still for a moment before wrapping her arms around you, murmuring, “It’s fine. It’s just business. No refunds, no takebacks.”

☆ Ena doesn’t get your hesitance at first, but over time, she starts recognizing the small tells—the way you hesitate before reaching out, the way your fingers curl like you’re trying to hold onto something intangible. She stops making a show of it. No more deals, no more business talk. She just holds out her hand, waiting.

☆ One day, you initiate it. A casual touch. A hand on her arm. Ena freezes, like a machine thrown into an error loop. “What. The. Hell.” But then, suddenly, she’s ecstatic—“Unexpected move! I love it!”

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MK: Why are you like this?

Red Son: I used too much “no more tears” shampoo in 2012 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.

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I am very food-motivated. If you give me yummy treats I will love you

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hey, breathe.

selfshipping is not a competition. it's not about how many commissions you can buy. it's not about owning as much merch as possible. it's not about the amount of followers/mutuals you have. it's not about producing content every single day. it's not about numbers. it's not about being blorbo's canon something.

it's about you and your favorite characters. it's about how much you love them and what they mean to you. being happy in your love for them, crafting your little universe in your mind where you love and are loved unconditionally, that's what matters the most.

your heart is full of affection for them and it's a beautiful thing. don't let the fear of not being good enough, not spending enough money, not having enough followers/engagement or not being seen as blorbo's number one (tm) take that away from you.

love of any kind is too important to be tainted by self doubt and anxiety. your beloveds love you for you. they don't need you to be the best. they just need you to be yourself. you being you is the reason why they adore you.

pro/com/darkship and rpf dni.

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If I could become a shapeshifter, that would fix so many of my issues.

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⭐️🐵warm-up art i made while drawing with my boyfriend! thinking of making a whole series!!!!!!🐵⭐️

( please do not re-upload my artwork for any reason! )

👼☁️✨️👼☁️✨️👼☁️✨️👼☁️✨️👼☁️✨️👼☁️✨️👼☁️

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Let me introduce you to…

Red Handed Tamarin

…who looks like a bat-monkey-bird hybrid in the coolest way.

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imagine cracking an egg on your f/os head.............lovingly. perhaps... ?

when ur f/os so hot the egg starts sizzling

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Everyone's best looks different and even if you can't give 100%, 80% or even 30%, chances are you need a break, not more work

!

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You ever just get multiple phantom shifts at once and turn into a wolf mouse vampire tribrid thing

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I am not a human cursed to be an animal. I am an animal cursed to be a human