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happy election day america . i look forward to serving you
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Yeah so the droplets of mango smoothie that spilled when you messed up my order actually spelled out your true name across the marble counter top. Which means I can now make or un-make you and bind you to my word and will. yeah you are pretty much powerless now. Okay so can you make me another one
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happy halloween i was just reminded that blood of olympus came out 10 years ago this month because someone on my local facebook group was selling their copy of it..... the lives ive lived, the discourse ive seen, the posts ive made, the people ive impersonated since that moment.... what a decade it has been
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Checking tumblr at work because i dont want to do my tasks. hey guys. whats everyone reading
#blah blah blah#unfortunately i finished 3 books of thr*ne of gl*ss#not that its good. im being nice and reading them for my friend who likes them.. help me
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im so normal <- girl who has read 3 different modern austen adaptations in the past week
#blah blah blah#the number of austen adapts ive read at this point is actually astronomical but i REFUSE to stop#one day ill rank them all in a 6 hour long video and then the world will see
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alright if ur not already following @patrickriordan that’s where Lucia and I will be doing insane Jorgen posting tonight . Have fun
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about to rewatch interstellar for the first time in possibly 5-8 years wish me luck. i am ready to sob
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about to rewatch interstellar for the first time in possibly 5-8 years wish me luck. i am ready to sob
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am i going to be posting this every year until i deactivate
every few months i have to fight demons and the demons are rick riordan writing another book
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LIST OF GOFUNDMES THAT HAVE REACHED OUT TO ME
Mahmoud Ayyad (vetted here) €4,818/55,000
Ahmed Alhabil (vetted here #163) £6,083/81,000
Mohammed Al-Deeb (shared by 90s-ghost) €40,449/55,000
Asmaa Ayyad (shared by 90s-ghost) €18,210/45,000
Mohammed Jameel (shared by nabulsi) €3,667/35,000
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honestly it is really funny that percy jackson is a leo. like of course he is. he is the literal definition of the main character. remember when he was all "but they didnt want to meet me?" about the ichthyocentaurs like SHUT UP not everything is about you 😭😭😭
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Every few months i remember that darren criss named his kids bluesey and brother (yes, brother) and i feel a little better about myself
#i love darren but your kids are literally named blueXgansey from the raven cycle and brother as in hermano#im happy for you or sorry that happened fr😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 theater kids (derogatory)#blah blah blah#its fine hes a corny millennial and his kids's friends probably have names just as quirky
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