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hickeygibson is honestly more of a dog/owner ship to me than hickeytozer because while most of the dogs I've known have not been particularly obedient, skinny gay guy with a yappy little toy breed that bites and only shits outside most of the time is a very familiar archetype

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happy valentines day, hickeygibson nation

here it is, three years later, 11k words long, the cuckverse sequel you never knew you wanted. click here for yet more gay rat marriage drama.

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wait the total series wordcount for cuckverse is just shy of 48k. i always say i don't/can't write longfic, but. have i accidentally written a longfic. just by writing several girthy oneshots all on the same theme.

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happy valentines day, hickeygibson nation

here it is, three years later, 11k words long, the cuckverse sequel you never knew you wanted. click here for yet more gay rat marriage drama.

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posting the unnecessary cuckverse sequel tonight btw

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Do you have plans for valentines day?

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she kicked me out cause I got post nut zoomies

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To really fuck with your husband's head make sure to serve him divorce papers in your virgin white shirtsleeves before the gossamer veil of a curtain in your private berth

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also i haven’t done one of those in over a year so

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

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"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue

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look how the navy ruins our beautiful trans women. it's so fucking unfair and evil

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Most Chaotic Modern AU Found Family/Friend Group Award Goes To: The Terror Mutineers

guy with working class trauma, misguided megalomaniac philosophizer, gay slut (writer or theater dude), smokes like a chimney and owns several knives, tatted up, almost deranged level of wifeguy

his bitchy, chronically ill, genderqueer wife, domestic king and actual breadwinner, constantly playing psychosexual mind games with her husband, does 50% of the chores

big bruiser jock, heart of gold, achingly in love with the first guy (they are f*cking, first guys wife knows, hates it, but cant stop them)

hard of hearing pretty boy, achingly in love with bruiser jock

angry small jock, size complex, achingly in love with bruiser jock

first guy’s best friend, cognitively disabled, but everyone treats him nicely. does other 50% of all the chores because the others are slobs and/or inept, may or may not be able to see ghosts

rich guy #1, won’t stop talking abt piss, sexfreak, has at least a graduate degree but feeling rebellious after being passed over for promotions by “the establishment”, funds most of the group’s shenanigans

rich guy #2, related to the queen, autistic, musical savant, catholic guilt, here against will, but somehow best friends with The Wife

barely legal delinquent who lives off cheetos and mountain dew

Completely Nice and Normal Boy-Next-Door Type Guy who keeps trying to leave but gets somehow f*cked over by the group’s plots and schemes

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betraying someone who trusts them deeply is one of the sexiest things a character can do its unparalleled. cause either the relationship is irrevocably changed and said character is completely at fault (guilt complex, hot) or it isnt and then both sides have to deal with the fact that they care about each other enough to overlook the betrayal (unceasing devotion, also hot)

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i truly think that Hickey cultivating schemes and manipulations in order to get the self-serving outcomes he wants, i.e. using the power of his flattery and charisma, doesn't preclude Hickey from genuinely meaning/feeling the things he says and insinuates in pursuit of those outcomes. yeah he needed something political from Billy so he proposed a trade to get it, but he also delighted in the romance inherent in the act of putting a ring on it, of mimicking matrimonial affectations, and seeing Billy's emotionless facade crack with hints of joy and warmth. he flattered and charmed his way into a new source of intel, but he also got his ex-wife Billy to smile and look into his eyes and whisper tenderly and feel pretty. all of which i think served a separate want within Hickey (to experience feelings of intimacy and good nature with the man he genuinely loved, again, and to take pleasure in making him feel good). essentially two birds one stone

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me