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Jeanette Winterson, Written on the Body (2013)
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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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i couldn’t fix him i couldn’t make him worse but i could peel his orange for him if he asked
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i have to be the most fuckable person in flying tiger copenhagen
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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die
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shout out to whatever lawyer has the job of holding christopher ecclestons phone away from him to prevent him being sued by the royal family for dropping a funnier prince philip died post than any of us on here could ever hope to make
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breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram
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there is a very special bond between piigs countries some of you just can’t understand. sorry
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I am so exhausted lmao I did my undergrad, my masters degree and am doing medical school with no breaks at all in between I think I’m going to die
#I’m in my sixth year of university education pls kill me#I am gonna have been in college from 18-27#almost ten years of university#I’ve officially been in university longer than I was in secondary school Jesus Christ
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Does anyone else have a particular date or event that ‘started’ the pandemic for them? Even though that event clearly happened after everything ‘started’?
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just remember… in black sails there are three wlw Main characters… yeah.
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a rlly good trope is a teenager who was forced to grow up too fast suddenly being surrounded by teens who love having fun and goofing off, and just slowly starting to come out of their shell and do dumb stuff just for the hell of it bc they can finally act their age
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