I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.
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me whenever anyone looks at me: *peace sign*
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dont drink kids
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The word “swims” is the same upside down
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“hey beyonce what’s that behind ur ear”
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When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season
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“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of u.”
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the most comforting words a father can say
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my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship
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$tone Cold Killa
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just want someone who can’t shut the fuck up about me
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“When your dog satys NO - whoa there sassy pants!”
Voice: Gimme your paw!
Dog: RHOO
Voice: WOAH! Gimme your paw.
Dog: Rhooo
Voice: No? Gimme your paw. Gimme.
Dog: HAWR
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Jellyfish are just wet ghosts
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