talldarkandrowdy - Tumblr blog

[talldarkandrowdy]

(ok so tumblr is being weird and I think I may have been shadowbanned? or was at one point today? idk apparently some people can't message me or see my activity and I can't see all of my reblogs.

if this is about my fishnets I am so fUCkinG soRRY)

[talldarkandrowdy]

Salutations Mister Duckling Wolf .... Oh!! My apologies, o-oh my Hades ... p-please forgive me ... *immediately assumes crimson hue* S-so i-is this how you intend to defeat the epidemic of the very recent "Blue Plague?" >///

"One provocative, ill-considered mirror selfie at a time, darling."

[talldarkandrowdy]

"IF YOU CAN PHYSICALLY FIND ME YOU CAN STOP ME."

from @trashbandikyut / @lefuulei-art 

inspired by [ https://talldarkandrowdy.tumblr.com/post/180609518839 ]

Nice going you too. 

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(ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL THIS IS GODDAMN AMAZING IM GONNA CRY. HOLY SHIT, THIS IS MY GOD NOW.)

[talldarkandrowdy]

HORNY PEOPLE DONT HAVE RIGHTS

[talldarkandrowdy]

I'm waiting for nix hydra to show up at my doorstep with a gag order

@thearcanagame

also sorry my activity has been stagnant, this is my formal apology)

[talldarkandrowdy]

(SLUT BOY HOURS ARE OFFICIALLY 24/7 UP IN HERE.)

from @trashbandikyut / @lefuulei-art 

inspired by [ https://talldarkandrowdy.tumblr.com/post/180609518839 ]

Nice going you too. 

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(ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL THIS IS GODDAMN AMAZING IM GONNA CRY. HOLY SHIT, THIS IS MY GOD NOW.)

[talldarkandrowdy]

(we out here till this thing goes up in flames, babes.)

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

[talldarkandrowdy]

📂

-How about a modern hc to keep it fresh and sexy? Julian knew he was going to be at a house party during his time in med school and caught wind that his crush, a certain white-haired witch, would also be attending. He also knew that the person hosting the party was a pretty avid gamer and would have his Xbox set up for the evening, all of his various games available for playing. One of those games being Just Dance. So, naturally, in an effort to win over the heart of his crush, because Ilya Devorak is and will always be that bitch, he memorizes one of the dances immaculately, down to the very last detail in hopes of flooring everyone at the party and possibly Asra himself.You know, instead of just asking him out like a person who makes reasonable life choices. So come the evening of the party he’s disgustingly casual about the whole thing.“Oh what’s this game, then? I’ve never heard of it… oh no, I couldn’t possibly, I don’t even know the song! I’ll embarrass myself!~”, is the type of bullshit he spews out before flawlessly pulling off one of the most difficult songs in the game. Pasha showed up, because she’s the type of cool younger sister who gets invited to parties by your friends instead of you and she’s just shaking her head in disgust as her brother, once again, does unreasonable things in an attempt to get stepped on by an attractive person.When he’s done he’s drawn a crowd that is various degrees of impressed and surprised that Ilya Devorak, the edgy kid from class C, can dance like a stripper mixed with some sort of gymnast if prompted. The only reaction he gets from Asra is a thumbs up and a small grin because he’s drunk (and maybe a little high) and gives more of a shit about how cute Faust is being, curled up in his scarf and sniffing his drink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0gkbBFeHGY(mun’s learning this one themselves and my god I’m getting pretty decent at it, but it’s really hard. probably the hardest in that particular edition???)

[talldarkandrowdy]

(THIS IS... THE GOOD SHIT.... I’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

dear god thank you so much TT A TT I need to do something as an offering to this beautiful artwork...

like I need to write something... 

hey, this is amazing and i love you 👀👀👀)

Newborn Vampire Julian is a little bit of a messy eater…

I was inspired to draw a lil bit of Julian bc I recently found the blog @talldarkandrowdy, and it’s so goodddd

((Also special shout out to my bud @rayvonfalls who taught me how to overlay a layer in Sai. You’re the real MVP.))

[talldarkandrowdy]

(AB S O FUCKING LUT E LY WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? U WANT PEGGING FICS? I CAN DO IT. YOU GUYS WANT SMUTTY ART? I CAN DO IT. YOU WANT A PIRATE TIDDY? BY GOD, YOU SHALL HAVE IT. OH, FROM THIS TIME FORTH MY THOUGHTS BE SMUTTY OR BE NOTHING WORTH.)

(hey guys looks like tumblr is gonna be banning nsfw content December 17th so I, for one, plan to have the SLUTTIEST time possible on this blog as one final yeehaw. so yeah. you may see an influx of lewd shit up on here because yeehaw, I guess????

edit: apparently erotic art and literature is safe I’m a fool OOf but still yeehaw)

[talldarkandrowdy]

Ruh-roh Mister Duckling Wolf, looks like you have until the seventeenth of this month before your reign of fanged terror comes to an end! Hue hue hue! >:D ((haha I kid I KID we all know he's a good cinnamon roll boi *mostly* please don't falcon punch me xDD))

Julian frowns, eyebrows furrowed together in a deeply troubled expression.“I’m afraid I may suffer an identity crisis… if I-I don’t have this platform to vague blog about wanting to get stepped on then what do I have? I can’t go to Instagram… Pasha follows me there. She already found my deviantArt with all of my bondage selfies from my teenage years and didn’t speak to me for a week afterwards… what ever will I do?”(you… you think he’s a cinnamon roll????? 👀👀👀👀 oh… oh darling… i feel an intense desire to protect you from this filthy world…) 

[talldarkandrowdy]

They say erotic art and fan fic is okay but tons of erotic drawings and fics have been flagged or deleted :c

(YEAH that’s what they’ve said but I’ve seen lots of that stuff be taken down too. I’m concerned. TT 3 TT also, things that just vaguely resemble boobs have been taken down.... so....  oof? ah well, they’ll have to come physically remove my hands from my body if they want me to stop sinning.)

[talldarkandrowdy]

((Hi there mun! The new rules, I just read over the announcement today, it doesn’t seem to include art/writing that is explicit, though we should be cautious for the future! Tumblr’s making a shit business decision here 4real)

(Thank you for the info, dear heart!!~ ♥ fingers crossed, right? tumblr.com is fucking up big time bud.)

[talldarkandrowdy]

We stick around cause you're awesome and a total sweetheart! And you don't gotta feel guilty...we understand life can get busy and try to knock us down. We love you!!! 😊

(you’re an absolute darling TT A TT thank you so much.... if I could reach through the screen and hug you, I would.)

[talldarkandrowdy]

There was once a domain of azure hue. Its recent update had users quite blue. A plague doctor's chest. Caused censors unrest. Yet his glorious scribe vowed to wait it through. ~ :3 (mun is an exceedingly talented, pure cinnamon roll angelic duckling who has absolutely /nothing/ to feel badly about, just your appearance on the dash is a beacon of light in one's day

(I have no idea how to even respond ic to that I’m just fist-pumping and sobbing, I love you so much you sweet angel dear god. WE GON WAIT THIS THROUGH BABY.

also hhhhhh thank you *cries into your shoulder* I don’t deserve you. TT 3 TT)

[talldarkandrowdy]

Hey. Take your time. Your mental health is much more important

(thank you TT w TT seriously. thank you.)

[talldarkandrowdy]

FoxyAsra mun here to send you love and hugs and flowers. I'm sorry to hear you've had bad experiences on here. But just know that Following you was one of the best decisions I've ever made and you can always drop in my inbox or DMs for hugs and forehead smooches (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡

(i am gonna cry into your arms now okay? alright.♥♥♥   i love u im coming to ur dms right now)