taisho-sanshoku

[taisho-sanshoku]

Hello! You're very peculiar...

[taisho-sanshoku]

A rift tore in reality above, accompanied by a wet tear and the distant roiling of water. A second passed before something happened: someone fell.

"Oof!"

They unsteadily got up on their feet, dusting off their coat and fedora. One could think that they looked right at home in an old film reel for the snappy getup, the black and white filter that seemed to affect only them, and the unnatural way their eyes sparkled, framed by tattooed? music notes. They surveyed their surroundings — until they saw you.

"Ah, salutations, uh... human? It appears I've successfully transported myself to another realm."

— 🎙️

Oh dear.. That fall looked painful. Are you alright?

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You've done.. what now? I thought that only happened in comic books...

[taisho-sanshoku]

I think a guest left their Nintendo Switch here. I found one on the floor outside Fuel Egg's room.

I would return it, but I don't know who's been here, and frankly I do not want to ask GoodPuffer...

I wonder what a "Pokémon" is.

[taisho-sanshoku]

I just had a slice of watermelon for the first time in so long. I almost forgot how good they are.

I wish I had a free watermelon...

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HAI DO YOU WANT TO BE MUTUALS

I don't know what that means.

//ooc

follow me on my main u seem so cool.............

[taisho-sanshoku]

Oh, I would if I could, but I don't have any money on me. My apologies... Your store is lovely, though!

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How did I end up here...

“ ive got no idea :P

but while youre here, feel free to buy something !!! im sure that elevator will be back some time soon if you wanna leave “

[taisho-sanshoku]

the fish reblog gave me this notification help

I assure you I will not pelt you with live fish

[taisho-sanshoku]

Concerning.... I think I will stay away from you.

im going to pelt you with live fish

"Living fish? Oh how I do love those...."

[taisho-sanshoku]

I see..

Well, you don't seem harmful at least..

*Pat pat*

Odd little critter... What are you?

"Me haz n0 ide4!1!1!1! :3"

[taisho-sanshoku]

I've seen this guy!

due to advances in technology surrounding the search for alien life, scientists have discovered an entirely new species of fish, way out hundreds of lightyears away on the planet glebulax. it bears a striking resemblance to earth's chinook salmon, and has been discovered to enjoy themed raves and intense croquet matches

this is the gleeble salmon

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I'm simply curious! I've never seen someone who looks like you. No offense, of course..

Pardon me, what exactly are you? You look very.. odd.

IM UH…HAIR?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!?!

[taisho-sanshoku]

blackmail

Where did you get this....

[taisho-sanshoku]

I didn't get a picture of it, but I saw something like this earlier.

Apologies for my handwriting..

[taisho-sanshoku]

Oh, that's.. a lot!

[taisho-sanshoku]

Er... There are, yes, but I doubt GoodPuffer and AngeredFish would be very happy if you tried to "research" them...

Be my guest, though.

["ARE YOU SOME KIND OF...FISH? A FISH HUMAN??? HOW DO YOU EVEN.."]

-@bivethetheorist

As far as I know, yes.

And.. you are a..?

[taisho-sanshoku]

["ARE YOU SOME KIND OF...FISH? A FISH HUMAN??? HOW DO YOU EVEN.."]

-@bivethetheorist

As far as I know, yes.

And.. you are a..?

[taisho-sanshoku]

You guys booped me too hard!

Or rather, GoodPuffer did, but still...