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mango haters have no rights. mango haters are not protected under the constitution. if you hate mangoes i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right FREAKING now if you hate mangoes, have ever hated mangoes, or EVER will hate mangoes. this is not a joke. please leave.
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like/reblog if you run an rdr2 rp blog (canon or oc). as of now, i'm trying to make a group chat for muns who are interested in meeting new muns/muses, because i've noticed that there hasn't been a lot of interaction going on with smaller rp blogs such as myself and others
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arthurs disgraced me for the LAST FREAKING TIME!!!! he told me to shtut up and that I had gobbo tits what the frick i do not have gobbo tits please tell me thi sis fake
all i did was break his and johns xbox & smash in their windows 🙄 kids these days 😒
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hosea’s a fool for giving up this fine piece of ass 🙄 ugh whatever I got my juul back but john used my last freaking pod 😡
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but hosea went behind my GOD DAMN BACK & vaccinated john & arthur >:(
Real RDR Fact #67
Dutch is an anti-vaxxer
Thank you to @thebirdtm for submitting today's fact!
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#john marston#arthur morgan#anti vax#anti vax mom#anti vax life
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& the kids 2, ig
hosea PLdeaSE TSKE ME BACK……I MIS MY JUUL,..;.
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hosea PLdeaSE TSKE ME BACK......I MIS MY JUUL,..;.
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Real RDR Fact #64
Dutch has a burnbook
Thank you to @sebbiter for submitting today's fact through the real RDR facts discord server!
Here are a few of the pages from that burn book:
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*insert catherine braithwaite calling him a yankee*
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Pls give him mango.
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hosea took the kids,,,
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STOP LEAKING MY DIARY ASSHOLE 😡😡😡
Dear Diary,
Arthur has BULLIED me for the LAST TIME. Will update soon.
Love,
Dutch ❤︎
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I just ran up to Dutch & then Kieran and they said the exact same thing - "Hey, Arthur," - but
Kieran sounded so much happier to see him?
Arthur: hey dad
Dutch: hey Arthur.
Arthur: hey Kieran
Kieran: hey Arthur!! :D
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dutch/arthur/javier/charles/john: *breathes*—
me, not even a second later:
#rdr2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#dutch van der linde#john marston#red dead redemption#Charles Smith#Javier Escuella
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he saw you. he thought the same damn thing.
I loaded my game and just stared at Arthur sleeping for a good 10 minutes then I turned the camera slightly to see that Dutch is also staring at him like a fucking creep and he wouldn’t leave or turn around no matter how long I waited. I was too afraid to make Arthur wake up and confront him also lmfao
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