#🌺．daisukerp

[daisukerine]

MY NOSE😦😦😦 I'M TAKING UR WIG

MY WIG???? now HOLD THE FUCK ON, WHO SAID MY HAIR IS A WIG? i'll have you know that i like, use tresemme on this shit. i use the fino hair mask like, almost all the time, MY HAIR IS ALL NATURAL. MY HAIR IS NOT A WI

[daisukerine]

captain, you should TOTALLY change your profile picture to this, i took it during your live! you came up on my fyp, you're getting more recognition!

captain, like, i found the craziest video of you... i didn't know you used tiktok! and i didn't know you were uh. doing content like that either! but don't worry, i like, totally support 😎

Whatever you saw please forget about it, Daisuke! I need to make ends meet somehow. That.. kind of content pays quite well, unlike Pony Express.

Sincerely, Captain Grant Curly.

[daisukerine]

hey, don't you guys think that it's like, weird how most guys don't like the color pink cause it's not manly enough? cause like, how can you hate the own color of your tip... is that not manly enough for you??

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a conversation with daisuke (check alt text for the full msg)

[daisukerine]

Hai Daisuke!! :D how u doin?

HEY, DUDE!! i'm feeling awesome right now. like, totally awesome. seriously! like, today's been a bit hectic— but i got like, actual experience up my belt. i helped my boss with cleaning utility, learned a bit about wires, and i even got him to say not bad cause i fixed a lightbulb! like, i'm totally genius. what about you, bro? hope you're doing well, man! 💪😎

[daisukerine]

uhh, what do you mean, anya— i didn't do jackshit, i swear! sniffle i uh.. you didn't hear it from me but i heard someone kind of, MAYBE, perhaps eaten like.. 5 tubs of ice cream. the party size. in like, one full go. COUGH COUGH— i heard they got a pretty bad cold from it too, and they're uhm— they're TOTALLY on their way to meet you, i think.

and HEY, there's like 15 missing tubs. i didn't eat anything, like— totally, man. COUGH COUGH you can check the whole ship, you'll find no trace of me eating ice cream! oh, except utility. sniffle don't check utility, it's like— uhh, TOTALLY fucked up in there, mechanic and interns only, you know? hah..

the puddles of ice cream... did they happen to be uhh, near utility, by any chance?— not that i know anybody who would do that, of course. COUGH and don't ya worry about me, anya! i got this— COUGH COUGH— like a pro! no risks being taken, trust—

Daisuke stops mid-sentence, before covering his mouth with a shaky hand. It's as if a switch turned his whole expression into a complete 180°— his whole face looking dizzy. His eyes are basically swirls as he gags bit, promptly hunching while his free hand holds his stomach.

h-hey, eurgh... anya, about that— do ya have a sniffle bucket nearby? i-i think i feel a lil' kick to this— ahem. i-i'll stay on the s-stretcher bed thingy..

anya . what do tou do when yuo eat 5 tubs of ice crema in oen go.asking for a super cool and totally awoesomw friend btw 😄

Daisuke. What did you do?

Danielle told me you might pay me a visit. She said I ought to be prepared. Y’know, she seemed worried. Genuinely worried. Does this have to do with the puddles of melted ice cream I found in the hallway? Daisuke, I thought we talked about this. What did I say about your sugar intake? You need to be careful! I hate to sound like a worried parent, but it’s true. We can’t take any risks here on the Tulpar.

Come on by, okay? I’ll look you over. Given the size of those tubs, I’d assume you’re pretty hopped up on sugar. If I were you, I’d hustle my butt and get over here before your body begins to crash. I’ll prep my things…

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WOAH!1!3!1!4!2! careful there, daisuke… there r a lot of… DANGEROUS things out there… if u need 2… i dunnooo, hold my hand, then i wouldn’t blame u… 😳

WOAH, dude... hah, don't worry about me— have you seen my muscles? i'm like, totally jacked, don't worry. i can handle myself... but i mean, HEY, if you insist... 💪😎 you can hold into my bicep, by the way.

[daisukerine]

blinkity blink blink

Hello!!!!

X3

are you accepting gifts because I will draw you something please (<- desperate to give affection)

YOO, DUDE!! and FUCK YEAH, MAN! i LOVE gifts, my guy. and like, if you can, you should totally draw me with like— my humongous muscles and crazy build. don't forget the muscles. and like, my smile too. that makes all the ladies swoon at home 💪😎

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we dont talk about the incident

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Daisuke coughs a few times before sniffling loudly, wiping his mouth with a handkerchief. Clearing his throat, his voice comes out dry.

haha.. imagine eating all— COUGH COUGH— 5 tubs of ice cream... in one go... but hey, dani— we can't judge people— COUGH— maybe they just wanted a— sniffle— little treat.

like, i totally get the appeal, but like, maybe a certain someone— COUGH COUGH— preferably someone uh.. like, let's say someone super cool and totally awesome, ate only 5 of the tubs. sniffle— so like... they wouldn't get super sick, right? i mean, it's ONLY 5...

(Day 38 out of 382. [109 days until the crash.])

— — —

Alright, that’s it. WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!

We’re down to fifteen tubs. We started this journey with thirty. HOW DOES ONE DOWN FIFTEEN TUBS OF ICE CREAM THIS QUICKLY?!

Now, I’m not mad, I just want to know…

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OOC: She isn’t mad, she’s just extremely baffled. As the ship’s software engineer & technician, Dani doesn’t exactly have the time to indulge in sweet treats.

After noticing the shocking decrease in ice-cream tubs, she was genuinely concerned. After all, there is NO way that whoever downed that much sugar is feeling the best. Ouch. Just imagine the aches and pains…

[daisukerine]

Hello, Daisuke.

I've stocked the toilet paper in surplus for you. Please refrain from a repeat of the incident.

Cheers, Captain Grant Curly.

thanks a million, captain! it won't happen again, i swear on my uniform! oh, and by the way, do we really only have one-ply toilet paper on board... cause like, lowkey, i can barely wipe. like, everything just RIPS, man..

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augggghhhh lectures are so boring to listen to man... you dont have to keep yellin in my ear for getting my uniform dirty like?? the toilet paper ran out what was i supposed to use?? MY HANDS??

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HIGHKEY this job is as bad as i thought. i'm in the shitter and i RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER WHAT DO I DO??

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DUDE, this is like, actually some witchcraft shit going on, man! LIKE, we're two daisuke's, bro! that's insane! i thought there'd only be one of me, but there's like— TWO of me! two of you? TWO OF US?

that's awesome, dude! like, totally awesome. SUPER awesome. i can feel my aura gaining right now!

dude... holy shit, you're ME, BRO?? like, you're ACTUALLY me!! oh my god, this is like, TOTALLY TUBULAR, MAN!— like, what the actual fuck?? this is fire!

Wait a minute, dude... Like, totally hold up for a second, bro!!

If I'm me... And you're also me... Then we're, like, both me. We're both...you!?

Do the math, man, that's, like, one plus one: TWO DAISUKES!!

Holy shit...

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urghfhhhhh you know, being in space like. really hits you in the face when you realize it. like, you're so far away from home, and you're literally outside your PLANET, bro. no parents with you on board, just a bunch of geezers... food sucks when it's not homemade. man, you can't even party and drink up here! boring as shit, just a bunch of work everyday... is this what it's like to be a real adult?

like, even though i'm living it, i don't even know if i see a future in mechanics and shit. mom was the one who wanted this for me. but fuck, i don't even like this job that much. as dumb as it sounds— i really really wanna go pro for baseball. i was gonna get a scholarship for it, but mom didn't want me to waste my time on sports too much. told me to get a "real job", if you can believe it. like, seriously, dude— i don't get it! being a pro still counts as a real job, right? i'm even in the regional junior team...

"such a slacker", she said back when i came home from a game i didn't win. i didn't know how to respond to that, and honestly still don't. i wanna work hard, but how? and for what? for my mom? for this internship? for myself? shit really goes down in your head when you have the time to think, i guess.

after this internship, i'm gonna make my mom proud. i'll have experience under my belt. i'll go pro, and show her that what i wanna do is a real job. i'm going to take care of this. i'll take responsibility.

[daisukerine]

Daisuke, do you fw project sekai?

i had a few friends who played it back home! like, miku is totally the goat, dude. i'm more of a maimaiDX player or a taiko no tatsujin typa guy. they had those back in the arcade i went to a lot at home, and like, my rating's are TOTALLY cracked. i would totally try pjsk out though!