#~slippery charm~ [chaz]

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Eiden sighed as he was definitely lost. He had followed the trail left behind by Rei to a club but was told he couldn't get in without a date. He tried flirting with the bouncer, but that didn't work and got the other mad at him. So he wasn't allowed in. "You know this sucks when I'm not allowed to go in to the club."

Chaz was actually working the bar in the club. Ozzie had given him the job and he liked but he had reached a short break. Deciding to go outside to get some air when he noticed the brunette mumbling to himself. He asked the bouncer bout him and learned bout the flirting attempt and by the eye roll Jesse gave him he could tell he knew where Chaz was going with this. The shark walking up to human and sitting beside with his signature smirk. "Hey there Handsome, what's a pretty thing like you doing out here all alone~?"Chaz asked. Tail swaying behind him.

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Daddy shark doo doo

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Chaz was just coming back from the bathroom when he pratcally froze upon looking at his part of the bar at Ozzie's he was manning tonight. Blitzo, the guy he fucked and drugged, fuck what was he doing here?! Was he with someone? Did they know what happened between them, Chaz scrambled hiding behind a wall, breathing out to calm himself and push away the urge to go whining to Ozzie, he wasn't sure how the sin would help even if he wanted. After a bit of calming himself Chaz came up with a 'plan' to handle this while still doing his job.

He pulled out some dark sunglasses from his pocket, putting them on slipping them on to cover his ringed eyes before pulling off the purple scarf over his shoulders, wrapping it around his mouth to conceal his face even more, he could still breathe, even talk if muffled, but least it covered up his recognizable tooth gap. He knew he couldn't just avoid Blitzo, it would be suspiscious and even he knew that, so after he walked back behind the bar, making an effort to look calm and collected, hands behind his back professionally for once, he mixed up a nice fruity drink for the Imp and slid it over to him, topped with a blood orange slice on a neon colored toothpick. "~You looked like you needed one, on the house~" The shark said with slight bow, in an awful french accent but he was trying, getting back to his other stuff before he could give Blitz any reason to be suspiscious of him and hopefully the drink would help if he still was, the shark was sweating a bit from his nerves despite the mild club air

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Chaz was many things, including a shark demon who liked being around water and swimming, so often he'd go to the beach to swim a bit, surf maybe and of course show off for anyone there he could woo. But today he felt like something more relaxing, so he put on some tight black wet suit pants with sheer panelling and teal bone like detailing, and dove in off a beach in Envy, deciding to hang around the sea's depths for a bit.

He looked around for a bit calmly swimming around checking out the sights, eventually happening upon a large rib cage from some creature, clearly there for a long time as bio luminescent algae was growing on it, Chaz laying down on it for a bit, just to take in the light streaming through the water a little, before it suddenly stopped making him open his eyes, which only widened.

Above him was a massive serpentine figure with four large arms and long tail, over sixty feet long it seemed, shadowed with only three glowing blue eyes and and angler lure giving them some detail beyond a sillouette

Chaz sat there stunned for a bit, he had never seen a demon like that, let alone so large and imposing, dwarfing the usually quite tall shark demon in comparison. It seemed to just be looking around like he was though, not for food like any animal, and he'd never had a bad experience with the sea creatures of Hell, even the mutated ones back in greed so probably ill advisedly, he swam up a few feet from the creatures face with a confident grin, lounging in the water in a calming way.

"Hey there big fella! Never thought I'd see a sexy thing like you down here, what brings you to a place like this~?" The shark said confidently, crossing his legs and winking as he often did, confident despite the massive size difference.

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Chaz was just 'window shopping' you could say, walking around the streets of pride just looking someone interesting to chat up and maybe have some fun with. Not getting too interested in anyone until noticing the cowboy leaning on a light post on a sidewalk while Chaz was walking to another bar. Respectfully checking him out before walking up with a flirty glint in his eye

"Hey there Handsome, nice outfit, you trying to impress someone~? Well it's working~" The shark flirted, putting his arm above Striker's head as he leaned close, giving the cowboy a friendly yet mischievous smirk.

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"Happy birthday my sexy loser~! Don't worry ain't gonna make you pay up for that today, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and give you a present if you want it cutie, dressed for your eyes specifically after all~" Chaz greeted, wearing an especially revealing outfit even for him, a tight sheer shirt and some long arm warmers to show off his muscles, as well as tight booty shorts held up by a wrap belt of fabric and knee high boots as he teased Eiden's chin with his claws.

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"heyyyyyy chaz!"

millie hugged him gently

The Shark's tail goes straight when he hears her voice and his heart races upon seeing her, he almost screams and runs but can't move out of fright, but when she hugs him, not even that hard he's just really confused, if not still really nervous "...Heyy Millie... Your seeming friendly, that's nice..."Chaz said nervously, as he pratically mentally begs the universe "Please don't shove another dildo down my mouth, my throat still hurts sometimes..."

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Chaz took a chug of the water bottle he always brought with him, running out and sighing, well noone had come to his part of the long bar for a bit so he went to head to the bathroom, staying behind the bar to exit closer to the way to the bathroom. Chaz usually had other bartenders he chatted with but as he got close to the end of the bar he saw one he hadn't seen before.

Well... not here at least.

The vibrant red skin with white splotches with the large horns sparked his memory, Chaz setting his water bottle down before strutting up to him and slinging an arm over the Imp's shoulder "Dickzy Blitzy~! What a pleasant surprise to see you here! How have you been, apologies for my little mess, but it's good to see you again, you one of the other bartenders here?" Chaz said with a friendly smile, his tail swaying behind him happily as he had his arm around Blitz.

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"Y-Yes... I could give you coordinates or directions I think." Chaz answered, fiddling with his fingers since he was still quite nervous.

"Um He... He never gave us names really, but... His wife for one. Along with a ton others. His lounge has trophies from all of the people he killed with named plaques though. Maybe you could do some... magic thing to get a peek. I don't remember many..."

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Henry sat at his desk, musing over some research and information he had been receiving from some of his team. The Imp Crimson had been pushing the boundaries of his territory in the Greed ring a bit too much lately and his more civil methods of negotiation had been met with less than desirable results.

He considered hiring a hit but the Imp's gang was useful more often than not and hadn't minded their existence before but he wouldn't stand for some little Imp interfering with his businesses or encroaching on his territory in any ring, especially this one. The next thing to consider was finding someone who knew Crimson well enough to have information that could be useful in how to get through to him. Henry hated diplomacy but for now he would try to keep things civil.

While going over the information he had a name came up a few times recently coming and going from the main estate. Humming to himself he decided to send one of his team to approach this guy about coming to see him for a meeting, sending a formal invitation as well before returning to his usual work for the time being.

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"Hey...Chaz..It's nice to see ya again." The small imp hesitantly said, waving at him.

"I wonder why he even wants to see me, especially what happened last time." Moxxie thought to himself, his tail wraps around his ankles, a sign of nervous.

(I'm okay with whatever situation you make 👍)

The shark was pretty nervous too as he waited at the table of this little cafe he found not too far from his apartment, tapping his foot anxiously and fiddling with his fingers, trying to keep himself from bolting out the building before who he invited even arrived. He was that nervous to face them.

But when Moxxie spoke and waved at him he couldn't help but relax as he looked over at his ex, well relax a little, his stomach was still storming with butterflies "M-Moxx, same here... I'm surprised your happy to see me, I thought you'd hate my guts after last time, b-but I'm glad you don't don't get me wrong!"Chaz said awkwardly, he was still surprised Moxxie agreed to meet after he messaged him on Moxxie's new social, so he really didn't have even half a plan on how to be suave about any of this.

"Why don't you go ahead and sit down, this place has nice seats~"Chaz offered with an awkward grin gesturing to the chair across from him, noticing the tail wrapping around Moxxie's legs and trying to make this a somewhat smooth conversation, even if he was failing miserably.

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Chaz streched his back with a groan as he walked out of the club, it had been a long night of bartending as well pleasing the customers, some of them being more rough then others, they got physichal with any flirtations, causing his current sores, and to make it worse he didn't have the car tonight, so he was gonna have to walk back or get a cab, he did not feel like walking back in the slight heels he had on tonight, so he looked out for a taxi and when he saw one blurted "Heya Taxi! Mind helping a fellow out here!? "He yelled just to make sure he was heard, putting a bit of his cocky demeanor in case he needed some charm in his stance, he had cash to pay with for once but still, couldn't hurt in his eyes.

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HB S2 E8 ic comments (Spoilers if you haven't watched it yet!)

Striker

"Huh I didn't expect to feel for Blitz and his shitty blueblood, but this is hitting. Courting mages sucks doesn't it? Also under Ozz's jurisdiction now? That should be interesting, guess I can dig him for that shitty doodle of me he did, least I know I'm on his mind~"

Robo

"HAHAHA-HAHAHAHA!!! I know Ozz will be pissed how much a mess was made in his ring but 'fuck ar-around and find out!' as many say! Hell is for demons, stay out Angels! Or learn why people fear this place! Should be com-common sense but always good to see entitled bastards be-beaten to a pulp! Ozz the Lust ring is great!"

Chaz

"Um I am just glad I was not outside at the time of that fight, plus that Ozzie's didn't get messed up, I actually like working there to be honest. But man Moxxie and Millie kicked ass there, I would cheer them on if they'd let me cause dang..."

Ozzie

"...My ring has a collapsed building now, some likely dead, Fizz operated a fork lift, and now humans have a portal to hell and can send angels through with fucking mech suits... Satan damn it do I need to call an emergency meeting...? I'm half tempted to send Striker up to kill the lot of them but I can't cover this up, Mammon better just shut his trap cause I am not in the mood for his bs..."

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Ozz just kept quiet, not really wanting to speak much more here, he already felt awkward enough breaking down to the point he did in front of his employees.

Chaz sighed a bit "It wasn't... really the facts that were the problem..." The shark stated awkwardly, aside from Ozz Chaz seemed the most frazzled and hurt at what Fizz did rather then the anger and bitterness Striker and Robo presented

Speaking of Robo, the shiver he got through his brother's spine was just what he wanted, just meeting the uncomfortable face with a smirk "A-Ah well you earned it, only got you-yourself to blame. You kn-know that deep down." Robo said with a shrug walking past Fizz to stand beside his boyfriends.

The aggressive sound of rattling filled the air as Striker growled, claws tensing around his arms as he glared, unlike the humor or forgiveness his boyfriends were showing, he had no intention of pulling his punches. "Your an ignorant bitch. But you don't care do you? Anything that makes a joke is worth it? Even if it's in bad taste or hurts. Fuck you, and I don't mean Princeton you bitch. People have their own issues and your too insensitive to even think about any of them. Your pathetic..." Striker said bitterly, tail whipping about

"By the way, If actual official tying isn't enough, ask Blitz about a bite mark on his shoulder, you'll see I can compete just fine, might also explain why he's walking so funny~" Striker said with a smug grin, with a suggestive glint in his eye. Though that quickly vanished when Fizz pulled out the bombs getting defensive but to everyone's surprise it wasn't the cowboy's voice that boomed next

"THAT IS ENOUGH FIZZ!!!" Asmodeus yelled standing up and stomping his heeled boot down hard enough to crack the ground and shake it a little, mane in flames as he looked enraged, all down at the Jester.

"Noone does! We are sick! We are tired and DONE with your pranks for fucks sake! Can't you just stop for two seconds?! Why did you even apologize if you ju-just wanted to mess with us again!? What was the point aside from making us think that maybe you cared that you hurt us, THAT YOU HURT ME!?! This- NONE OF THIS HAS BEEN FUNNY! DO YOU EVEN CARE?! DO YOU?! CAUSE ALL I"VE SEEN TODAY IS YOU THROWING AWAY CARE FOR OTHERS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FUCKING JOKES!? SO PLEASE JUST STOP!!! Pl-PLEASE?!..." Asmodeus yelled, pain entwined with the anger in his voice flaming tears dropping to the ground like sparks, clutching his head at the end as his flames dissipated slightly, breathing in heavy, almost sobbing pants in front of his boyfriend, and all because of him too.

Before Fizz could process that fully, a sharp whipping sound sliced through the air, a rope whipping the glitterbomb's out of FIzz's hands and making them drop to the ground, going off absolutely covering Fizz in multicolored glitter and smoke that made him cough, leaving him the only causality of his own gear as a familiar growl and rattle sounded, "Now who's easy to distract Jester...?" Striker sneered putting his lasso back on his hip, a deeply satisfied grin flashing on his face for a second before it fell to a sneer again.

"We're leaving, he's all yours Ozz, I'm done. Come on darlins, we don't got to take this..." Striker growled, turning on his heel, gesturing for Chaz and Robo to follow him. Chaz doing so, just sparing the couple an awkward, sympathetic glance before hunching over as he twiddled with his thumbs, following Striker. Robo on the other hand gave FIzz one last firm look, that was both angry and hurt, before with a glitchy disappointed sigh he shook his head and followed his partners. Leaving Fizz and Ozz alone. The Jester covered in his own glitter and the sin still somewhat in tears as he looked down at his boyfriend.

"So..." Ozz began, wiping the tears out of his eyes with a sniffle, one hand on his hips "You happy?" He asked with an unreadable expression, sad, disappointed, angry and so much more, but also none at once almost at the same time. Silence only filled by the city noise of Greed as he patiently waited for Fizz's answer, face still moist with tears.

Robo just dragged FIzz to find the others, not really in the mood to pull his punches with what he said or did with his brother, he was pretty pissed as well.

But when they found them and Fizz walked up, the resunding clang as Robo facepalmed sharply at Fizz just having to sass at Striker filled the air, followed by Striker's chuckles before he sneered slightly.

"Really Clown? You sure seemed to fall for the joke of an idea this shit was okay, and wouldn't hurt the one person who takes your shit without complaint, makes you a fool in my eyes. To put it concisely, your a dick. And not funny in the slightest, most of all today..." Striker said, hissing the title out, leaning on the railing as he gestured to the sin beside him, his mane actually flaring up at that

"Not now Striker... No reason to make this worse..." Ozzie sighed, still not even looking at Fizz, putting his arms over his knees and curling in on himself a bit, Striker just rolling his eyes with a growl, crossing his arms before Fizz actually started apologizing, Ozz looking up slightly when Fizz called his name, but his face still looked utterly depressed and he seemed more focused looking around Fizz then meeting his eyes. Adjusting uncomfortably at what he said.

"I... Love you too... b-but that doesn't change that you did it. That you did... nevermind , we'll just talk about this at home..."Ozzie spoke lowly, looking away with a frown on his face, not sure what else to say to Fizz right now especially in front of his employees.

Chaz perked up when Fizz referred to him, awkwardly chuckling "I mean I've had worse scares in my life, besides I have botched jokes before just don't do it again please..." Chaz said more just to show he understood, not forgave or was ready to forget cause it was really bad scare that was almost triggering but still he didn't want to be angry.

Robo on the other hand openly glared at his brother as he turned to him, tendril like arms crossed, rolling his optics before he smiled, walking up to Fizz and pulling him into a hug oddly enough, before he started glitchily whispered into his ear.

"Well your lucky I told Oz-Ozz before he went in there... I may Love you Bro, but even I see this 'pr-prank' has Mammon wri-written aallll-allllllll over it... So stop taking his shitty prank tips, or else I might need to do something if you keep wrapping me and my bo-boyfriends in em too..." Robo drawled out threatningly before breaking up the hug, a normal smile on his face now as if he hadn't stricken the practical fear of god into his brother, but least he was the only one smiling now, that was something.

And then there was Striker, who glared as well but then huffed at the apology as he rolled his eyes "Yeah don't be surprised if we suddenly go off the grid to avoid this shit next year and least I knew what I was doing, instead of scraping together a plan to make this disaster. Clear your search history Clown, you may be giving Blitz a run for his money with that perverted shit. Striker responded, it wasn't forgiveness, not even close but he didn't seem likely to snap Fizz's neck soon... probably. His tail still looked ready to slap him. Silence hung in the air for a bit before Chaz spoke up.

"Sooooo~ Now what?"

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Your Muse As A Martini!

(Couldn't decide which muse to do, so doing all four XP)

Striker

Chaz

RoboFizz

Ozzie

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I ask because I was wondering if you would let Eiden top you or would you just prefer to top him?

Oh wow! Oh both sound good! Fuck do I have to choose only one...? I mean we could do both. I could give him some and then he could do me. Or the other way around, I'm down for either, it's up for what Eiden wants I guess"

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What's your energy?

Striker

"What!? I'm not sad, I'm fucking fine! And I sure ain't a whiney bitch, who the fuck PROGRAMMED THIS!?" *punches a wall and hurts his hand* "FUCKING OW! Stupid bullshit..."

Chaz

"Wh...What? I'm not sad, and I'm not that dumb. Am I?" *Has a big pout now*

RoboFizz

"G-G-Gee! Like I haven't heard that b-before... That's real or-original. This thing run by Mammon or so-something?"

Ozzie

*Bursts into laughter* Okay Okay Okay, you got me there I won't lie. I am quite big~ And I think I fit with the modern defintion of bitch when I'm frustrated well enough, good on you generator, on the first one too~"

"I HEARD THAT YOU BLUEBLOODDED BITCH!!!"

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