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freakshowsomethingg · 7 months ago
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ok. time for a really long haul of art ive done recently.. havent posted in a while sorry gamers (also requests are open if you ever think of something i could draw. go crazy with that)
we start with.. cookie run stuff (i might have already posted some of these before. ignore that HEHE)
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ok and we have like. two among us vs imposter stuff (designs by my WIFE!!! CHECK HIM OUT!!!!! @kingwheatboy)
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nrccookingclubofficial · 8 months ago
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Guys I’m a little delusional 🥰🥰
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dread-red-queen · 5 months ago
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🚫 Do Not Re-Upload/Edit My Shots/Art Without My Permission🚫
             [Pillowfort][Instagram][Tumblr][AO3][Nexus][Ko-Fi]
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sage-island-horse-club · 5 months ago
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Remember
Fireworks may upset your beastmen friends, be sure to help keep them calm!
I almost broke a vase in pomefiore dorm tonight after being scared by one
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nrc-confessions · 10 months ago
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Weed mod I could treat you better 👉👈
🥺🥺🥺 I know you could anon <3 I’m not appreciated enough in this household (the school)
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yyokkki · 5 months ago
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Riddle Rosehearts
A former city boy who ran away from home after refusing to become a doctor like his mother was.
Actually works as a lawyer at a small firm in the nearest town. He commutes by car and it's only a 30 minute drive with minimal traffic (thank god cuz his road rage is abysmal) but he works remotely on most days.
Is often found at the town saloon (the community centre after you fix it!) holding tea parties with Trey, Cater, Ace and Deuce or at the local library.
Loved Gifts: Strawberry Tart, Fairy Rose, Ruby, Universal Loves
"...Oh! Ahem, thank you farmer. Expect a return gift in the mail soon."
Hated Gifts: Eel, Clay, Royal Sword Cola, Universal Hates
"Ugh! This is unacceptable!"
Trey Clover
The local baker! His family runs a bakery in the city and he moved to NRV on his own to open another branch of Clover's Confectionaries.
He says the fertile soil and rich foragables make it the perfect place to gather ingredients on his own.
Rumour has it he runs a backdoor business for specialty toothpastes.
Is often found at the town saloon serving his pastries for Riddle's parties or at his bakery tending to his mini garden at the back.
Loved Gifts: Limestone, Pearl, Candied Violets, Universal Loves
"Thanks farmer! How did you know I needed this? ...I don't owe you anything, right?"
For Limestone and Pearl: "This is perfect! Now, to extract the calcium carbonate..." (Yes, for toothpaste)
Hated Gifts: Broken Glasses, Mustard, Universal Hates
"Oh... Uh... Thanks?"
Cater Diamond
A social media influencer and former travel blogger.
Used to travel a lot but decided to settle at NRV. He claims it's because the scenery and people are 'cute'.
Occasionally will go to the city with Kalim and Lilia to perform and hold concerts.
Is in a band with Kalim and Lilia, plays the guitar.
Is often found at the town saloon with Riddle, Trey, Ace and Deuce or in the town square chatting up the other residents.
Loved Gifts: Spicy Ramen, Diamond, Universal Loves
"Aww, you shouldn't have! #lucky #cutefarmer"
Hated Gifts: Anything Sweet, Clay, Universal Hates
"Aww, thanks but no thanks. #lame"
Ace Trappola
The local carpenter! Stays at Night Raven Valley with his older brother who he learned all his tricks from (bad and good).
Loves causing trouble and playing harmless pranks on the other residents (Deuce is his biggest victim), good at magic tricks too.
Plays basketball on sunny Saturdays with Jamil and Floyd.
The first character you meet, who was assigned with fixing up Ramshackle Farm. Shit talks your farm right to your face and holds no remorse.
Is often found at the town saloon at Riddle's tea parties or at the back on the arcade machines.
Loved Gifts: Cherry Pie, Cherry, Royal Sword Cola, Universal Loves
"Dwoes the wittle farmer have a crush on me~ Ack, I'm kidding!"
Hated Gifts: Clay, Oyster, Universal Hates
"Gross! Do you hate me or something??"
Deuce Spade
The local mechanic/handyman! He's self taught and lives with his mom, Dylla Spade who handles the deliveries in town.
Used to be a delinquent but has since turned a new leaf.
His passion project is modding the hell out of his motorcycle and hitting the roads.
Goes on runs with Jack every sunny Wednesday.
Volunteers at the Adventurer's Guild and takes requests from the board for security as his goal is to become a full time officer in the future.
Is often found at the town saloon at Riddle's tea parties or at the back getting obliterated by Ace in Junimo Cart.
Loved Gifts: All Eggs (Except Void Egg), Omelette, Battery Pack, Universal Loves
"Farmer! I knew you were a real one!"
For Battery Pack: "Thanks dude! I needed this for the finishing touches..."
Hated Gifts: Void Egg, Juice (He drinks it, it just reminds him of Ace), Bell Pepper, Universal Hates
"Hah? Oh, I thought you were pickin' a fight..."
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aziraphales-library · 12 days ago
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It is weird but are there any Aziracrow face sitting fics? I was sure face sitting is a literal joke and now i somehow cant take that it actually IS a thing, reading something would make me more comfortable with it, i think...
Thank you for your work and have a nice day!
Here are some face-sitting fics...
taste his precious fruits by animeangelriku (E)
“You must be terribly sensitive…” His hands have moved from Crowley’s back to his hips, perfectly manicured nails scratching his sides all the while, and his grip is possessive, craving. “But I would so love to taste you one more time.” Aziraphale bites the flesh slightly lower from where his mouth last was, just a few kisses away from where Crowley’s plump lips must be glistening with arousal. “My dear, will you give me one more? Will you do that for me?” Not can you. Will you. Crowley already knows he will.
picture it soft by perilit (E)
Crowley has noticed, certainly, the way that tattered waistcoat puckers a bit around the angel’s sides these days, the way the seat of those trousers fits more snugly than before. He’s had to excuse himself from the room more than once because of it, thoughts reduced to mush at the barest glimpse of the fuller curve of Aziraphale’s arms. Shameless body worship.
Tucking In / Playing With Your Food by ashaydamn (E)
Above all, Aziraphale had taken the keenest liking to the taste of Crowley’s cunt. Though, ‘liking’ was not a strong enough word - he adored it, craved it, was an absolute glutton for it. From the first touch of his tongue to those throbbing folds, he was insatiable, devouring Crowley like the starved creature he’d been before that fateful night in Job’s cellar. After all, he had certainly been hungry for more than just food. Aziraphale enjoyed Crowley the same way he enjoyed a meal - ravenously. -- Of course, nothing made Crowley happier than watching his angel cum. His body would light up - sometimes literally - with a sort of pure, unadulterated joy, and the sounds he’d make then could rival the oeuvre of any composer in the known universe. But, Crowley had found it markedly difficult to resist his innate ophidian biology on the journey to said ecstasy - though frankly, he’d also discovered that indulging in it from time-to-time ultimately fostered a uniquely euphoric experience for them both. Crowley’s a snake - he likes to play with his food. -- In which Aziraphale indulges in his favorite meal, then Crowley has a go at making his angel see stars.
love me like you know me by 11min_min11 (E)
Crowley and Aziraphale have just moved into a small town and decide to go to the fair that's running today, to get to know the locals a little better. When they come home, they decide to get to know each other a little better. Not that there's much left to know.
We Live With No Lies by MovesLikeBucky (E)
“What?  Got somethin’ on my face?” “No, it’s just, well…” Aziraphale sets his glass down on the table and fidgets with his signet ring, “I wonder if you might allow me to assist you.” “What?” “With your boots, my dear,” Aziraphale is doing his level best to look anywhere but at Crowley’s face.  “I daresay you seem very exhausted, and I could quite easily help you with them.  If you’d like.” --- What starts as a simple favor turns into so much more.
Gibraltar May Tumble by adverbian (E)
A little first-time (extremely soft) light bondage on a rainy afternoon, with feelings and tenderness and love. It was an ancient dream, old as the Garden and a vine that had twined around two branches together, dangerous as the offer of a sheltering wing. But in this quiet cottage, in this bedroom looking out to the hills and the sea and the sky, certain things were proving possible, after all.
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spilledcoffeeonthefloor · 27 days ago
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i have this fic idea but I'm a terrible writer, so I'm handing the honor to ya'll.
raven Neil helps kevin get out of the nest with a broken hand at 16 and kevin promised to come back for him and jean. few months after that, right after Neil helps jean out too, he apparently dies. (apparently). kevin also goes to his funeral and literally see him dead as fuck, and getting buried for real. he also thinks that jean died too, since he suddenly disappeared from the nest.
3 years later, kevin and other foxes are coming back to fox tower after the practic, since he joined the foxes, and there's a kid sitting on the bricks by the tower's door, maybe 9 or 10 years old with dirt on his face and a little mod on his hair and nothing else but a duffel bag and a guitar case.
he jumps up and approach the foxes when he sees kevin
he asks "hi. are you kevin?" he told kevin
everybody shot questioning looks at kevin, but he himself is way more surprised.
"I'm kevin, who are you?"
"my brother told me to come and find you. he left the house this morning and said if he wasn't back by night, i should come and find you to stay with you until he comes to pick me up."
well, wtf?
"kid, who are you, where are your parents?"
"how do you even know kevin?"
"i don't know kevin. my brother told me to come here and look for kevin day. he said you have a 2 on your face, that's how i guessed you might be kevin."
"who is your brother? and what about your parents?"
"what's your name baby?"
"what's with that guitar case."
"EVERYBODY STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME" dan kneels in front of the kid
"could you tell me your name, kid?"
"I'm oliver."
"ok. ok oliver, who is your brother"
"Neil."
dan looks at kevin
"kevin, do you know a Neil?"
"no. not that i could remember. what's your last name?"
"mine is davis."
"i don't know any Neil davis"
"no only I'm davis, he is josten."
"he has a different last name?"
"he is my not my real brother, can i stay here ot not? I'm tired and dirty."
"mouthy."
"he is right tho."
"where are your parents, oliver?"
"Neil's my only family."
"kevin?"
"of course he can stay Dan what the fuck? you don't even have to ask for kevin's opinion, he is a kid and he is alone. are you hungry kid?"
the kid stares at Nicky, then nods.
"ok let's go inside, someone calls wymack."
kevin is definitely fucking confused, so are eveybody else.
then while somebody is preparing food,(Nicky probably), the foxes kinda, Interrogate the mysterious kid.
"how did you find here?"
"Neil left the address"
"how did Neil knew kevin was here?"
"i don't know."
"had he said anything about kevin before?"
"no."
"kevin, any thoughts?"
"alcohol"
"no."
"ok, let's keep calm, where do you live?"
"Colombia"
"how did you get here from there?"
"taxi."
"ok, ok ok so, do you want to go back and get some of your stuff?"
" the house was set on fire, i was afraid and wanted to go back mid way, but when i went back, it was ruined, so i got another taxi and came here again."
"*gapes"
"what the fuck."
"what the fuck for real."
"you could stiw be at the house and it would be so bad!"
"shut up all of you, how old are you oliver?"
"ten."
"ok, ok so-"
"Dan you're panicing"
"no I'm not, ok so, so oliver, how does Neil look like? maybe if you tell us then kevin can recognize him"
"would you throw me out if kevin doesn't recognize him?"
"NOOO"
"absolutely not"
"it's not even kevin's decision"
"No ollie. is it ok of i call you ollie? could you tell us how Neil looks like?"
"brown eyes, brown hair, um, he is short, little taller than him" points at Andrew.
"kevin?"
"No"
so, they talk to the kid, get him clothes, feed him and he stays with the monsters till wymack gets there and suggest he stays with abby but oliver wants to stay with kevin, because well, Neil told him so.
a week passes. oliver finds out Andrew is so much like Neil. he looks scary and an asshole but he feels safe. so ollie just automatically keeps following him around. he throws random facts about Neil every now and then, and well, doesn't he seem fucking interesting?
when he accidentally touches Andrew and he lashes out, Allison tells him that Andrew is an Asshole in general and has problems. ollie says it's ok and it doesnt mean Andrew is an asshole, he says that Neil taught him that you shouldn't touch people without their permission and some people don't like to be touched, like Neil himself. he says that sometimes Neil doesn't let ollie hug him or put his head on his lap for a nap, but Neil told him that it doesn't have anything to do with the person and it doesn't mean he doesn't love him, it's like I'm scared of clowns, and if you invite one to your birthday, I'm not coming. it doesn't have anything to do with you.
when they ask how did he and Neil became brothers, he says that his parents found Neil injured and almost dying and took him in. the his parents die in an accident and Neil had been taking care of them both since, even tho he is just nineteen.
he tells Andrew he knows why he wears armbands because Neil wears them too.
he tells the foxes Neil is so smart and so stupid and the same time
he tells them once his uncle, who is an asshole, told him something bad and disgusting and when be told Neil about it, Neil said not to worry and their uncle never visited them again. he suspects Neil had done something probably.
he tells them he always starts fights.
he tells them Neil once patched himself up with dental floss and a niddle.
he says Neil loves his guitar and it's probably the only thing he likes, that's why he brought it with him.
he tells them stories about him and Neil. how Neil learned how to bake him cookies, the cool car toys he buys him, the bigges birthday cake he had for his nineth birthday, how he laughed for ten minutes when they called from school and said his teacher caught him cheating at math, how good Neil is at math, how he never saw him with a girl, how much he runs, when he taught him exy, when he dyed his hair orange once, how he picks him up om time everyday from school, the shark shaped sandwiches he makes him for school lunch, the spiderman backpack he bought him, when he sings and thinks no one is hearing.
one time when Andrew wakes up from a nightmare, he sees ollie waking up too. he tells him Neil has nightmares often amd he thinks ollie doesn't know, but he once stopped breathing and was shaking and ollie was scared and went to help him, and from that time he always woke up when Neil had a nightmare to make sure he doesn't feel bad like that again( he meant panic attack but he is just 10)
so
ollie stays there for almost 3 weeks, he stays with abby after a while cause you can't just let a kid live in a dorm, but Andrew and kevin both stayed with him at abby's, and all the other foxes would always visit. they would take him to practice, let him play exy and teach him.
olli was a great kid. smart, polite, nice and kind.
abby would hug him whenever he missed Neil and started crying. Matt and Nicky would take him shopping and buy him toys. he would play toy cars with Rene and Dan and practice exy with kevin. Seth and Allison would take him to zoo and even Aaron had a soft spot for the kid.
And Andrew, well, was his safe place. he would go to him when he had a nightmare, would ask him stupid questions, would hide behind him when he saw something he was scared of, would ask him if he could put his head on his lap and would cry with his head on his shoulder and tell him how worried he is cause Neil hasn't come to get him yet.
when the foxes ask what if Neil doesn't come for him, he just says he knows he will, Neil never breaks his promise.
so, almost a month and the foxes love ollie.
one day after the practice, when they are all at the locker room and ollie is putting away his own special gears, Seth starts messing with him jokingly (like he does all the time) and pulls his shirt, but he accidentally pulls too hard and ollie trips and falls down with a small shout.
well guess what? that exact moment a bloody dude(literally, bleeding from everywhere) shows up out of nowhere growling" don't fucking touch him"
well, yes,it's Neil ofc.
and everybody are like :O
and the dude can barely stand but he attacks Seth but before he can beat the shit out of him ollie appears in front of him and stops him
and in a second Neil pulls ollie behind him to protect him and stands defensive and ready to kill. Andrew takes out his knives
Neil then lands eyses on kevin, and well, he asked ONE THING FROM KEVIN AND HE LEY THESE PEOPLE HURT OLLIE???
then goes to launch himself at kevin with a "i fucking trusted your coward ass you fucking-"
but then ollie starts crying and pulls his shirt (which was ripped literally) and asks him to stop and swears this people didn't hurt him and took care of him.
then Neil says ok and hugs ollie, then turns to kevin and tells him they are even. kevin standing there looking like he was a ghost.( he was actually) then Neil tells ollie they're leaving but ollie cries harder and says Neil is hurt and Abby is a nurse and can help him. Neil pulls on a BAMF when other foxes say the same and says this is literally nothing and he is completely well, but ollie cries even harder and he can't say no to ollie so he just says ok and then after his first step, he falls to his knees and literally collapses (everybody are lol he really is as stubborn and asshole as ollie said).
then Neil wakes up at abby's, then has a talk with kevin and kevin be like wtf u were dead.
and he is like yeah no jean is also alive.
and foxes all standing around his bed and staring at him cause wtf this is really The Neil.
also Neil is so bad ass btw.
then he has a talk with ollie.
he probably disappeared cause his father found out he was still alive. he came back for ollie anyway.
then we have the Andreil tension start.
then wymack offers him a place on the team and be declines cause well, he is supposed to be dead. Neil doesn't really like exy that much here, his new coping mech is music. he stays for a week at Abby's to recover, panicks over how many days ollie lost of school. kevin asks how he knew he was here and he says he had bought a home near here for a reason. ollie is smart and knows Neil likes to actually go to collage but won't for ollie's sake. he suggests to go live with his aunt. then we have some arguments here. and then i don't really know actually. ollie would probably go live with his aunt wich is a good woman and then just Romance probably
bye
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nrccookingclubofficial · 8 months ago
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I swear why is my greatest fear the men I like
Cleeeemmmmmm I’m tragically gay ):
Citron, I love you, (/platonic), but just confess dude
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sexiestpodcastcharacter · 3 months ago
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2024 Preliminaries — The Adventure Zone — Round 1: Balance
Propaganda
Barry Bluejeans:
he is The Lover, he loves his family and his wife so much it literally defined him and it saves the multiverse. he plays the piano. he is a litch who gives cryptic speeches to his amnesic family who can't remember him and he becomes so distressed when they don't trust him that he almost manages to unmake himself in a messy emotional magical explosion. he wears exclusively denim pants and his name is literally Barry Bluejenas. I mean, come on
Kravitz:
He’s the grim reaper AND he’s gay AND he’s a nerd
he's the grim reaper, he puts on a fake cockney accent while he's on the job because he's a fucking nerd, he tried to convince Merle he was his god and almost managed it, his first date with his future husband was a wine and pottery night at the "chug and squeeze" and he thought it was a business meeting
Lup:
she is a lich she is an umbrella she is a pyromaniac. she is trans and she becomes a servant to the Raven Queen. she sees her brother for the first time in a decade and she makes fun of him for dating the grim reaper. she plays the violin and she adores her family and she loves her husband
Merle Highchurch:
he gets sexy with those plants like no other, he has children (canonically fucks!) and has 1000 party points (??? youll find out ;) )
Taako:
He’s taako, you know, from tv? Flirts with death and wins
Mod Note: The winners of this poll will have to go through another preliminary round against characters from other TAZ campaigns before the main bracket begins.
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stamsim · 7 months ago
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ONE SIM EIGHT LIVES
Not me celebrating 50 posts and 1000 subscribers by not sleeping all night finding these links bruh. I love making looks so much its unreal
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Base sim: | Skin | Nosemask | Eyebrows | Freckles | Skinblend |
1: | Hat | Dress | Harness | Garter | Sleeves | Boots | Claw |
2: | Hair | Jacket | Skirt | Tights & Turtleneck | Beret | Shoes |
3: | Hair | Beanie | Shorts | Jacket | Boots | Leg Warmers | Overlay |
4: | Hair | Skirt | Jacket | Boots | Glasses | Jevelry | Hood | Belt |
5: | Hair | Top | Shorts | Gaiter | Jacket | Slippers | Headphones |
6: | Hair | Crown | Suit | Sandals | Cover Up | Socks | Bouquet |
7: | Hair | Dress | Shoes | Acc 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | Crown | Earrings |
8: | Hair | Coat | Beret | Boots | Tights | Necklace | Stocking |
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Praise for all the talented creators: @northernsiberiawinds @obscurus-sims @jius-sims @sentate @regina-raven @ugliecc @bokchoijo @plazasims @madlensims @flowermilksims @simstrouble @daylifesims @trillyke @serenebluesims @rustys-cc @simsonico @dogsill @ellone-andreea @bedisfull @serenity-cc @emmibouquet @keirosims @joliebean @teanmoon @gilded-ghosts @bedisfull
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nrccookingclubofficial · 8 months ago
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*BITES YOU* :3
Take me on a date first, damn.
I’m so sorry I don’t know where that came from I’m gonna go hide now
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deirakizuna · 5 months ago
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Fashionably late, but here's The Boy Story and Links under Read More
Apologies for our tardiness, we got caught up in Kalim's massive birthday celebration (like always) and had to take a couple days to regain our composure, at least enough to write. This year, he wanted to make his party open to the public outside of Night Raven in order to turn it into a charity event, for both the College and for certain countries in need of assistance. He's so kind! (ignore the giant crow that reacted from hearing that).
We would like to show support to the following countries: Congo, Palestine, Puerto Rico, Sudan, West Papua, Yemen, Haiti, Hawaii, Armenia, Lebanon, Tigray and Uyghur.
If you know about any store from any of these countries or whose proceeds go to support them, please let us know so we can promote them!
Art by Mod Deira Kizuna Links: Follow Operation Olive Branch on Instagram
Master Document // Fundraiser Spreadsheet Ask for Ceasefire: carrd // ceasefire today
Yemen Crisis // Yemen Foundation
Arab.org // Donate e-sims
Care For Gaza // Pious Projects
Mutual Aid Diabetes // Learn about Palestine
Sudan Solidarity // Nasal Sudan // Talk About Sudan
p4hglobal (Haiti) // Haiti Human Rights
Linktree - Free Congo
I would like to thank @rooksamoris again for the help!!
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sage-island-horse-club · 5 months ago
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same for NRC. I sometimes talk to the horses while the equestrian club helps me with hoof care and they have the best banter
If anyone in RSA takes animal language classes btw talk to the horses in the stables. You learn horse profanities so fast
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nrc-confessions · 9 months ago
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Mod Fern I hope u r happy cuz everytime i hear Fern on this seven forsaken school i dunno anymore if they be talking bout Fern the Diasomnia student (me) or you anymore my dude. I hope you are obliterated into millions of pieces (with love tho) and used as food on the Mostro Lounge (with love too)
-Sincerely, Fern from Diasomnia
Thank you for your confession!
🤭🤭🤭 oms guys I’m so famous people are talking about me (maybe) idk man maybe they’re talking about like. The plant idk.
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teecupangel · 10 months ago
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Ok so I have had an idea. This is a bit of reference to the ratatouille au continuation of Desmond being able to hear us in the animus servers. So picture this, after a while of us talking to Desmond checking up on him and the others. Someone the group chat somehow makes a mod that gives the players (us) avatars to pilot in the servers for a short amount of time, but instead of the bodies being human they're just random animals from mise to crows to hawks and eagles. So here kinda how I think this would go. So all the ancestors are asleep or resting in the servers, meanwhile the person who made the mod adds it into the server and there's a bit of commotion as the person tells everyone else, and so the players get to work making the avatars. Then morning comes around, Desmond and the others wake up and see this excessive about of rodents just gathered around everyone. After a moment of panic and shock for our dear assassins and templars they come to find out that now the voices "inside" Desmond's head are now here ready to try And cause some havack.
Oh don't forget to drink water and eat something l. I hope you have a great day/night
Thank you, nonny! I hope you're having a great day/night too! (And yeah, I'll be eating my dinner after this hahahaha) The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond while ‘playing’, its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us and the outside POV of Al Mualim thinking the Apple broke Altaïr and the sidestory of Altaïr accidentally connecting with Ezio while looking for Desmond
Here’s the horror-esque version of this AU for this interested in that kind of setup.
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Alright, confession time. When I was writing for the voices, my brain immediately to the ‘chat windows’ that popped up in Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint and in The Perks Of Being An S Class Heroine.
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Then I thought, you know what would be funny? If it was like an actual chatbox with our preferred avatar kinda like this:
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To make this stranger, all the avatar are like stock photos of animals and plants. This way, when their avatar finally comes to form, Desmond will be surrounded by various animals.
What happens to the ones who chose plant avatars?
My initial idea was that they would be floating plants like a leaf or a flower just floating in the air.
But then I realized…
We’re crazy enough to band together and create a ‘strange’ unique flower crown to put on Desmond’s head.
The ones that transformed into animals would go “That’s not fair! Why do you guys get to be that close to Desmond?!”
“Plant ftw, bitches!!!” A dandelion of all things would shout out, accidentally blowing itself up and floating away from Desmond, “Fuck!”
A second passed and the dandelion glitches out of existence.
Only to glitch back into the (technically floating) flower crown on Desmond’s head.
“Hey, guys, did you know it cost 1000 Helix to respawn? Fucking Ubi████.”
For those who don’t care about Ubisoft’s monetization scams (as you should), 1000 Helix is more or less $10 and they don’t sell 1000 Helix, they sell the small pack for $9.99 and it gives 1050 Helix. For reference, AC Valhalla’s complete sets (full armor + 2 weapons + mount and raven skin) usually cost around 1500 Helix.
So yeah… even though the ‘players’ have spawned in Desmond’s world, they are still haunted by monetization. (This does mean Desmond has gotten himself an immortal army of plants and animals)
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