#zupay the baby zombie villager

[i-am-larvesta]

Kidnapper : I have your student

Herobrine : which one ?

Kidnapper : the tiny Green one will a long head.

Herobrine : oh thats zupay, you don't have him, he has you, good luck!

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Zupay: *writing a letter*

Zupay: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

[queensparklekitten]

willcraft monster school has forever changed me. seeing a baby zombie makes me feel fear. seeing a baby zombie villager makes me feel fear but also excitement since that’s such a rare sight. but seeing a baby zombie villager in the old style, with steve clothes? 

i feel no fear. only the most intense rage you can imagine. survival instincts take a backseat to the desire to RIP TEAR BITE SHRED BLOOD STAB KILL. The anger I feel at the sight of a baby zombie villager dressed like steve will not only blow a fuse in my brain but in my actual house. i’m so fucking glad we have several computer mice because if they hadn’t made zombie villagers wear villager clothes i would have broken my mouse from gripping it too hard and clicking with intense fury as i fucking shred that demonic piece of shit bastard shithead baby fucking zombie villager with my razor sharp diamond sword that can put his evil little fucking iron axe to shame and then eat the rotten flesh solely for the satisfaction of tearing apart that vile fucker’s re-dead body as much as possible. i hope he drops that stupid axe and flint and steel if he ever got it back from hildegarde which i endlessly pray that he didn’t just so i can burn his weapons due to not wanting to touch anything marked by his rotting slimeball fuckwad hands. i despise that shithead fuckface zupay with the intensity of every end crystal in the end exploding at once while the dragon is dying. 

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Zupay at the end of bus trip: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

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Hildegarde: Y'know what? You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Zupay: THIS SCHOOL IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

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*after the mining lesson*

Spider after getting revived: What's up guys? I'm back

Zupay, who didn't know Herobrine can revive students: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally killed you.

Spider: Death is a social construct