#zoro and nami dont get along is one of the worst takes ever. have you ever had friends?????

[ms-all-sunday]

i mentioned this on a post before, but i really dont think people understand zoro/luffy/zoros relationship to the other strawhats in general. zoro is imo the most mischaracterized out of all the east blue members and because of the mischaracterization issues with zoro/sanji it only gets worse? people dont understand that he wants/craves validation specifically from his people, and he loves them even if he can't say that aloud or articulate it as well as sanji could, he loves them very obviously. (theres several examples of how zoro will try to look cool for nami and luffy the most. the way people misinterpret zoro and nami is actually very similar to how people misinterpret zoro and sanji, but i digress)

zoro likes all of his people. loves them. is their friend first and foremost. what people misunderstand about him is assuming a romantic context would override/diminish the feelings of devotion he has already, on a baseline, for his partners.

[ohshanksno]

hello, its me the lurker from your *shifty eyes* other blog, do you have any Christmas headcannons for asl, marco ect!

I just logged off from there onto this account just to answer your question because my tablet SUCKS BALLS when it comes to typing hahah get it?? no??? that’s okay. Anyways, hello bby welcome to the safe side of hell

Okay, so, headcanons, hm? Haven’t recieved any asks like this in twenty years, boyo, so we’re gonna do this based off Marco!

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It’s Christmas, huh? Marco’s the main mom of the ASL group because Roger and Whitebeard and Shanks all trust him to take care of those disaster children while they’re drinking together. Marco isn’t much of a holiday person, so, really, he’s never really had any actual holiday fun with anyone. He just stays home and watch movies while everyone else is celebrating.

But when ASL hears this? Oh, he just unleashed hell upon earth

Luffy: “What do you mean you never celebrated Christmas??? You get food??? What’s wrong with you???”

Ace: “Uh, free presents??? What the fuck, man???”

Sabo: “Marco, I trusted you, but the fact you wound me like this is just...what the fuck???”

The rest of the crews (Koala and Hack, the Strawhats, and the Whitebeards) hear about this, and you know they gotta make this the best holidays he’s ever seen. They’re really being dramatic about this, but Marco is like ‘whatever’

First things first, is, ya gotta get in the holiday spirit. So, ya gotta sing! Sing some spirit into your heart, Marco!

Luffy gets his friends to help him sing Christmas songs and it just doesn’t work out very well because Marco is stone silent throughout the whole time these people are singing to him.

“Do you feel anything, pineapple guy!?”

“I feel pretty dead and deaf, thanks.”

Second step is snowman making. Ace helps him with that!

“So, ya wanna grab a whole buncha snow and pile it all together! Like this!” and Ace makes a snowman of Shanks with wonky twigs, and he adds holes for the eyes and mouth. “Now you do it!”

“Uhhhh....kay.” so Marco grabs some snow and he starts piling it, and it’s not that bad??? Yeah, it’s lopsided, but, wait until the face goes on there! And then Marco takes some twigs and makes a smile on the snowman and adds some arms.

“See! that wasn’t so bad.” 

The snowman falls apart. Marco looks at Ace with a deadpan look.

“...we’ll....we’re gonna work on it some more, kay?”

Third thing to getting into the holiday spirit? Ice skating! Yeah! Koala and Hack are such good ice skaters, and Sabo is a pro at it because they helped him with it.

“Marco’s handed some shows, and Koala and Hack are looking at him expectantly. “What?”

“Put the shoes on, silly!”

“...fine.”

He puts on the shoes, and he gets out on the lake. He’s actually pretty good so he does some figure 8′s and he looks pretty content with himself! Koala and Hack just skate around and talk to each other and Marco just looses himself in the starry night sky on the frozen lake until he trips onto snow and faceplants into a tree.

He had to get rushed home because he had broke his nose with how fast he was going.

“So, tell me, what happened here, pineapple-ya?”

“Good question. Figured kissing a tree would be on top of my list this year.”

Law really likes this guy

Fourth, is the food! Hell yeah, we got a ton of people meeting up in this log cabin in the woods and of course Sanji and Rouge and Thatch helps cook everything, and Marco’s just sitting by the fireplace in an ugly Christmas sweater reading a book

Dinner is served! But of course, Roger has to say grace, and Luffy, the impatient monkey, doesn’t get through five words and he ends up hogging the turkey.

Sanji’s kicking him to heaven and back because “how dare you hog the turkey without letting the ladies get their pieces first!?”

“BUT SANJI”

“NO”

Zoro ends up getting dragged into the fight, much to his misery

Sabo takes the opportunity to start hogging all the white wine

Ace steals all the bread sticks and starts shoving them in his pocket

Rouge fights with Sabo for the white wine because damn it she paid 50 bucks for that fucking bottle doNT YOU DARE DRINK IT SABO OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DROP KICK YOU

“FIGHT ME MOM”

“YOU ASKED FOR IT”

Whitebeard’s and Robin are sitting back and enjoying the ride, man

Nami’s busy stealing all the money from all the stockings over the fireplace. There’s at least 4000 Belis in all the stockings.

Koala’s on the second ham. She finished the first one. No mercy shown for this woman.

Jinbei looks like he’s seen hell, and he’s ready for more.

Carrot ends up joining the fight and she throws some jello by accident. A food fight ensues.

Law’s the worst because his advantage is that he’s taller than all these little people and his hands are much bigger so he can do more, but not as much as Franky with his food gun. 

Marco’s just sitting in between everybody and, you know, it’s a family dinner. His friends and family are all here, and before he knows it, he starts laughing because this is so ridiculous??? What the hell guys??

“OH MY GOD MARCO’S LAUGHING”

“SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR”

“WAIT CHOPPER YOU ARE THE DOCTOR”

“oh yeah. I’M THE DOCTOR EVERYONE CALM DOWN”

Fifth, and last, is Christmas Day. Everyone’s super duper uper excited because presents! I wonder what my friends got me?

Luffy ends up getting a snow sled, with Ace having his own snowboard and Sabo having a snowmobile

“HOW COME HE GETS THAT” they all end up switching their gifts so Luffy ends up with the board, Ace the mobile, and Sabo the sled

Law and Chopper got some new doctoring tools

Koala got some new clothes and new gloves and boots for her to fight in

And Marco? There was nothing for Marco? What the hell, everyone got something for Christmas---oh it was under the tree

He ends up getting this huge family photo of everyone in it, including him and he was in the middle with Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Law, Koala, and Chopper. Pops looked awkward in the back because he was a big guy and he barely fit into the photo, but they still got him. Shanks was on the floor right beside Rouge and Roger with a big ol’ smile on their faces.

He also got a tablet too

But he was really quiet, and Rouge had admit it was actually Ace’s idea--”NO IT WASN’T SHE’S LYING”--for the photo and Marco ends up looking up because he’s never felt so loved by so many people before, so he ends up laughing himself to tears because god they’re the worst family ever but they’re the greatest and most loving he’s ever seen

“Thank you guys...this really is the greatest holiday ever.”

They all end up being touched? So of course there’s a group hug in this and he ends up being crushed by all their weight

“Happy holidays, everyone!”

They all end up singing All I want For Christmas is You or something, and this time Marco ends up tagging along