#zorman

[lanthart]

Minecraft stuff #??? 💔💔💔

[hispanicmcytsexymen]

ROUND 1

[pawpunkao3]

Another one for the ask game, Gunnie/Barry/Sid oh and Zortch/Norman (and can you also do Wetzel/Drago)

Barry/Gunnie/Sid

Neutral makes sense; strong compels me

Are they all canonically not very interested in each other, with Barry and Sid even calling each other Barries (kinda like brothers)? Yes. Do they have just SO many romantic interactions anyway? Also yes. G-d I just. Barry shielding Gunnie with his body when they fell and also just being a shield for him in general. Sid and Barry bonding over being created for a purpose that is lost to them, and being one of a kind when they never were supposed to be. Sid and Gunnie making just terrible decisions together. Plus if you consider that Gunnie is the engineer he probably helped fix up Sid and Barry's armor. Also I think the image of a very short bisexual and his extremely tall bf and gf is Fun. Polly Gunner Channel FTW

Zorman

Strong doesn't make sense; strong compels me

I will be the first to admit that this would never fucking work in canon. But have you considered that canon can suck my ass. Bc what if Norman turned his whole life around because the one person who doesn't hold a grudge against him is someone he was taught for his entire life to hate. What if he CHANGED FOR THEM. What then. And what if Zortch felt safer around Norman bc he didn't have a hand in kidnapping them and also he knew what it was like to be slugged against his will.

Wetzel/Drago

Strong makes sense; strong doesn't compel me

This ship is basically canon to me. You cannot tell me they didn't kiss on that Egypt trip. Or share Only One Bed. However I feel like Drago is played a little too comic for me to really get into it you know

Ask Game

[idiotaetereo]

Le pregunte a mis amigos la mejor flor para represenar la muerte, sinceramente los cempasúchiles fueron la mejor eleccion

[furniture-freak]

"Jurcek" stools by Finzgar and Zorman for Meblo

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[lesser-known-composers]

Fritz Kreisler (1875-1962) - String Quartet in A Minor

00:00 I. Fantasie 09:03 II. Scherzo. Allegro vivo, con spirito 15:45 III. Einleitung and Romanze 22:06 IV. Finale. Allegro molto moderato

Robin Scott, Itamar Zorman, violin • Dimitri Murrath, viola • Ahrim Kim, cello

[ina-shumelim]

Sweet Home Zalpuwa

The Hittite story about the city of Zalpa/Zalpuwa is a curious text: While the beginning gives us a curious fairy tale of mules and incest, the main part speaks of the military conflicts between Zalpa and Hattuša (cf. Alwin Kloekhorst, A New Interpretation of the Old Hittite Zalpa-Text, 2021). But wait, what was that? Mules and incest? Well …

The queen of Neša gave birth to thirty sons in one year. That’s a lot of sons and so she decides to send them downriver in a basket (sounds awfully familiar, doesn’t it?). The gods are merciful, fish the sons out of the water near Zalpa, and raise them.

Anyway, the queen of Neša remains fertile as ever and soon gives birth to a second set of … trigintlets? But this time it’s girls and those she is willing to bring up herself. Cue a leap in time of maybe twenty years:

The sons are on their way b[ac]k to Neša and they are driving a mule. When they arrive in the town of Tamarmara, they speak: “You must heat up the inner chambers here! The mule’s water is breaking!” The men of the town say as follows: “As far as we have seen, a mule [does n]ot [give bir]th!” The sons speak thus: “As far as we have seen, a woman gives birth to [one?] son [at a time], but she gave birth to us all at once!” The men of the town (reply) thus: “Once, our Queen of Neša gave birth to thirty daughters in one time and her sons have disappeared.”

(Translation after Willemijn Waal, A New Interpretation of Two Hittite Verbs with Stem ark-, 2023.)

After this shocking revelation, the sons make their way toward Neša to finally meet their mother. But all this had been just a bit too easy:

When they went to Neša, the gods put another appearance on them so that their mother would not recognise (them) and she gave her daughters to her sons. The older sons did not recognise their sister, but the youngest [said]: “… we are taking our own sisters (in marriage). Now do not commit an outrage, … [it is not] right.”

(Translation after Gary Holland and Marina Zorman, The Tale of Zalpa, 2007.)

… and this is where the text breaks off. Well, almost: We get to see k[att]išmi “with them”, followed by what may be the beginning of šeš- “to sleep (with)”, lē “don’t”, or something entirely different. Frustratingly, we may never know what happened.

But I do wonder about the intentions of the story: If the siblings didn’t have sex, why introduce this element in the first place? And if they did, what did that mean for the thus incestuous rulers of Neša?

[planetazapping]

Zorman explica las elecciones en Venezuela en 30 segundos

Zorman explica las elecciones en Venezuela en 30 segundos

http://www.planetazapping.com/?p=28579

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[jcatalan55]

Zorman ha vuelto a Youtube

Así es. Zorman ha vuelto a Youtube. El más conocido por el “yo soy cani” llevaba unos dos o tres años parado en la plataforma y, al igual que Tiparraco ha dejado las bromas y ha empezado a ser “DJ”, el sevillano ha vuelto con sus vídeos. Fue hace unos días cuando volvió pero no se me había ocurrido la idea de escribir sobre él o sobre ello ya que publiqué otra cosa ese día. En fin, ya sabes que…

[antrserf]

🪷;;No me importa nada, yo tengo fé-

El shipp requiere name;

—Zorko?

—Draman?

🪷;;(El último me gusta por qué suena a drama y es lo que son ellos, un drama andante✨)

Drako; Acercate Zorman, acepta nuestro amor y copulemos

Zorman;coño e' la madre Drako

[lanthart]

KarmalVnd/Tortillaland2 stuff #06 💚💙

[pawpunkao3]

Hmmm Zortch sometimes has trouble sleeping because they get these flashes of worry that they’ll be slugged or taken away in their sleep and Norman sits up with them, freeze grenade in hand, when they do (and by sits up with them I mean he falls asleep a few minutes after they do but he stays the whole time)

[welele]

Creo que es su vídeo más acertado.

[mitsuriantifem]

[furniture-freak]

Meblo tulip stool by Ljerka Finžgar and Bogomir Zorman

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