#zoom in to look at the neon pink blobs boy .

[c-kiddo]

i bet cad falls asleep during tmn group conversations and theyre all just like . oh. ok. hold him so she doesnt fall on the ground. also i think that instead of the rly straight yass but kind of lifeless hair in his level 20 art it should be big frizzy 70s hippie hair instead 🙂‍↕️

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Lolol this ain't your regular hc but how do you think Saeyoung and the rest of the RFA would react if they heard Saeran giggle genuinely for the first time. BOI I WOULD DIE TO HEAR HIS GIGGLE LIKE THAT EIEVEKEBEKEDJ

The RFA after party was in full swing.

Noshortage of alcohol or snacks in sight, Saeyoung and Zen argued over what should be the next song played through the loudspeakers, the choices being either a love ballad or German heavy metal.

Yoosungflitted around Saeran, wanting to make conversation but also intimidated by hisstoic facade.  Meanwhile, Jaehee preyedon the booze, drinking away her sorrows, as Jumin wandered around, decidingthat zig-zagging across the room was a fun activity to do while in his currentdrunken state.

However, there was another, unforeseen participant: a cloud of white fur, plodding alongbeneath tables, entwining itself in people’s legs.

Elizabethhad arrived.

It is rumored that Vanderwood was the one who smuggled her into the room before disappearing himself, but tothis day how she got there remains the biggest mystery of that night.

Elly eventually found herself right in the middle of the room, a large space without any tables or chairs, where Jumin had been busy changing directions every few steps. By reflex, he immediately reached down to pat her small head, bending over at the waist because he apparently forgot that knees existed to facilitated crouching. 

Saeyoung’sCat Sensor went off, just as Zen sneezed in his face, his eyes already  swelling up. But Seven did not pay anyattention to Zen’s oncoming reaction, and instead fixed his glasses, their lenses brieflyreflecting one of the ceiling lights. He stared straight at Elly, a coy smile curlingaround the edges of his lips.

NowElly’s Saeyoung Sensor went off, and she stared at the advancing redhead,a shiver running down her spine.

Offshe fucked.

Juminstarted to pet the air, still in his weird awkwardly-bent butt-in-the-air pose, and Saeyoung zoomed past him. To a spectator, they looked like a large orange blob chasing after a muchsmaller white blob. 

Jaehee could not care less for the welfare of the cat, as shewas busy snapping pictures of the sneezing Zen. Yoosung seemed like hewas about to have a mental breakdown, looking back and forth between thecolored blobs whizzing around the room and Saeran, who remained as impassive asever. Jumin remained where he was, now cooing at nothing. 

Andthen, as abrupt as they had begun, things came to a stop.

Jaeheeand Zen were currently a few feet away from Jumin’s upturned bottom,slowly making their way back to the tables. Yoosung and Saeran looked on atthem from the side, and Elly ran between Jumin’s legs, Seven followingclose behind.

Buta grown man, his outstretched hands in an attempt to grab a cat, was not meant tofit in the few inches of space between another, equally grown man’s legs. Thus, instead of grabbingElly, he grabbed the bottom of the CEO-in-line’s pants, and barreled right into Jumin’s legs. 

The laws of motion activated, Jumin was swept off his feet, landing spread-eagle on his back, his pants completely gone, as they were now clutched in Seven’s hands.

“Ah.”

Theworld froze.

Elly jumped on top of Jumin’s chest, who seemed to have passed out, and mewed loudly.

“His…hispants,” Saeyoung whispered after a moment of silence, a mixture of awe and horror in his voice.

“Heheh…hehehe…hehehehe.”

Thetimid giggled grew louder, and everyone turned to look at the one member whohad not spoken a single word the entire night,   a light pink tinge blossoming across his cheeks, tears of merriment in his eyes.

“Hehe…hahaha.” Saeran’s shoulders quivered with laughter, ahand over his mouth, “I-idiot brother, hehehehe.” 

Saeyoungstared at him, now also crying because Saeran is giggling????! Jaehee didn’t know whether she should payattention to this phenomenon, Zen’s leaky nose, or her boss’s neon pinkunderpants. Zen dimly registered the sound of Saeran’s laughter, but his eyes were drawn back to the sight of #cashmoney Jumin-but-without-the-pants.

Yoosung,meanwhile, decided to let his emotions get the better of him and launched anaerial hug attack at Saeran, which prompted  Saeyoung to scramble to his feet and do the same; except that his starting point was more than ten feet away so he ended up knocking bothSaeran and Yoosung onto their backs, landing atop the both of them.

Zen began to cry because he was already having nightmares about Jumin’s bulge, and Jaehee gave up trying to decide what to do and simply collapsed on the floor, wondering what other colors of underwear Jumin possessed.

“G-getoff, stupid brother,” Saeran said, his brow furrowed, voice muffled by Seven’s sweater. But there was an expression of muted happiness on his face, and his attempts to free himself were rather weak.  

Hugs are…nice…he finally decided, and closed his eyes, enjoying the gentle warmth surrounding him.  

Saeyoungpromised that he would pants everyone in Korea if it meant that he could seeSaeran laugh if just one more time.

he also planned on raiding Jumin’s boxer stash at some point whoops