#zonicthegayhog

[l0w-p0ly-3dz]

he put his horn through his fuckingf face

Hi what the fuck does this mean.

[ultramantr1gger]

zonic

put my spin on ur dumb little officer

[motherforthefamicom]

bubble bfdi singing american dad intro song

sure thing dude

[neurotypical-sonic]

tell me more

LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

i know pheonix has a relationship with parrots but has he ever done or said anything regarding turtles (asking for mario reasons)

Hi penosh. To my knowledge, no, he has had no interaction with turtles. In The Great Ace Attorney, his ancestor makes friends with a guy who occasionally wears a turtle on his head, but that's as far as it goes

[burnt-waffles]

LE:PAPLEASE

cocks my head at you at a 90° angle

[spitbruise]

bowzer

Luigi:

[couch-house]

@zonicthegayhog drew your freaking. scrimbly bleebo.

[spiderman616]

BRO YOUR URL IS ZONICTHEGAYHOG OMG

man you must really like this character, what the fuck. ok cool, do you have a link where i can start reading about this character? let's see why you like him so much

if you go to his page on the archie sonic wiki theres a list of all the issues he is in, and then if you search up the issue number with "readcomiconline" with google you can wind scans of them

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

@zonicthegayhog i took these pictures the other day because i was laughing over it again. THE COMEDIC TIMING OF YOUR COMMENT

[moi-anus]

morally grey version of @uranus and @o-uranus run by @zonicthegayhog

[l0w-p0ly-3dz]

personally the way i see exe guys fitting into the zonic multiverse is that. theyre meant to be puter programs but real life AND sonic world both exist in the multiverse so theyre moreso entities that can traverse through two zones. however its only two whereas zonic has access to basically all of them. however a confrontation would mean zonic is in their home territory but as we see it is possible albeit super fucking hard to win against one, so the plot of the game would be zonic fucking snapping and going to exterminate all the spooky guys since they cant be put in jail like the normal. it would uh probably be a beat em up type game (2d or 3d idk) since there are probably some lesser ones too, and zonic would have to go thru each constructed environments and take out each big bad. final level would be like a techno cyberspace one where hes in the fucking code of a puter

OHHHH HI HI THAT IS. SO FUCKING COOL

[ultramantr1gger]

you are like a dog that needs to be put down

euthanize me?

[spydertrans]

tagged by @jacuzziwaters (ty <3)

Current Top 5 Songs:

1. attachment ft. bossa by Kanii

2. STARSTUD by Matt Watson & Sarah Bonito

3. CYANIDE by Daniel Caesar

4. Familiar (feat. Zach Callison) from Steven Universe

5. Love me back by Trinidad Cardona

(these are in no particular order)

tagging: @toxicsugarz @zonicthegayhog @splashtail @weirdlizard26

[neurotypical-sonic]

top five mario powerups

I only played a little mario as a kid I don't remember any 😭 let me google something real quick

1. bee mushroom

2. blue shell

3. bulb berry

4. goomba mask

5. hammer

[burnt-waffles]

Yyyyyyikes! He just thwacked me with a warm weiner!

TWICE!