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The full lineup of references for the pentstuck BETA 2.0 kids! My funny little goobers and their taste in fashion :)

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Hi! I was wondering if you could recommend me some actress (between 25-35) that could pass for Monica (Courtney Cox) & Ross Geller (David Schwimmer) cousin from Friends. I'm thinking of doing a follow up to the series and doesn't have any idea for a actress. Thanks

i would suggest molly gordon (26), hailee steinfeld (25), beanie feldstein (29), ilana glazer (35), dylan gelula (28), kristine froseth (26), hunter king (28), victoria pedretti (27), daisy lowe (33), sofia black d'elia (30), rachel brosnahan (32), zoey deutch (27), aidy bryant (35), gideon adlon (25), liz gillies (29), jessica rothe (35), kat graham (32), dakota johnson (32), hari nef (29), dianna agron (36), meghann fahy (32), jane levy (32), or kat dennings (36). i hope this helps!

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RACHEL BERRY FC ALTERNATIVES↲

It’s always devastating when the lifespan of your favorite character is threatened within the RPC because of problematic behavior attached to their FC. When it comes to Rachel Berry, the character is Jewish, so the character of Rachel Berry should be played by a Jewish FC. 

Remember, if you like an FC listed below but she is too old for your portrayal of Rachel Berry, it’s likely that the actress was acting before 2020; you can make use of resources of them from younger years if you want to play Rachel as younger than the actress is now. If there are no resources available, just let me know. I am more than willing to make GIFs, icons, usable photo hunts of the FC at the age you need them to be, and whatever else you need.

↳ Below is a list of potential alternatives for FCs. I have included women of all ages and backgrounds, including a few mixed race, deaf, and trans women:

FCs listed in BOLD are personal favorites.**

Pamela Adlon

Shiri Appleby

Elizabeth Banks

Madison Beer

Amber Benson

Mayim Bialik

Rachel Bilson

Selma Blaire

Lisa Bonet - Black, Jewish

Allison Brie

Amanda Bynes

Lizzy Caplan

Katrin Cartlidge

Phoebe Cates - Russian, Jewish, Chinese

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Jamie Clayton - transgender

Lily Collins

Jennifer Connely

Kat Dennings

Zoey Deutch

Fran Drescher

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Gal Gadot

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Gina Gershon

Ilana Glazer

Ginnifer Goodwin

Kat Graham - Black, Jewish

Eva Green

Yael Grobglas

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Rebecca Naomi Jones - Black, Jewish

Rashida Jones

Jemima Kirke

Kira Kosarin

Zoe Kravitz - Afro Caribbean, Jewish

Mila Kunis

Mélanie Laurent

Inbar Lavi

Jane Levy

Peggy Lipton

Billie Lourd

Natasha Lyonne

Marlee Matlin - deaf

Sara Paxton

Amanda Peet

Natalie Portman

Laura Prepon

Emily Ratajkowski

Melissa Rauch

Nikki Reed

Emmy Rossum

Daniela Ruah

Odeya Rush

Winona Ryder

Katey Sagal

Maggie Siff

Sarah Silverman

Alicia Silverstone

Eden Sher

Jenny Slate

Lindsay Sloane

Hailee Steinfeld - Jewish, African American, white

Shoshannah Stern - Deaf

Alona Tal

Olivia Thirlby

Ashley Tisdale

Jennifer Tisdale

Michelle Trachtenberg

Rachel Weisz

Rosie Alice Huntington-Whiteley

Evan Rachel Wood

PROBLEMATIC FCS TO AVOID:

Lea Michelle (racism) 

Scarlett Johansson (supports white-washing, supports Woody Allen) 

Lena Dunham (r*pe apologist),

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10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

tagged by my fandom big sister @jandjsalmon like literally you remind me of my sister

1. Ilana Wexler - Broad City

2. Eli Goldswortthy- Degrassi

3. Adam Rove (RIP HIS CHARACTER, HE’S NOT DEAD THEY JUST RUINED HIM) -Joan of Arcadia

4. Tina Belcher - Bobs Burgers

5.  Jughead Jones - Riverdale

6. Jason Gideon- Criminal Minds

7. Simon Haynes - Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist

8. Jess Mariano- Gilmore Girls

9. Beau - Dumplin

10. David Fisher - Six Feet Under

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The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (Rewatch #11, 11/20/2020)

YouTube publish date: December 23, 2018

Number of views on date of rewatch: 4, 394, 741

Original Performance Run: October 11 - November 4, 2018 at the Matrix Theater in Los Angeles

Ticket price: General Admission - $37, Priority - $69      Digital Ticket: $15      Rush Ticket via TodayTix: $18

Director: Nick Lang

Music and Lyrics: Jeff Blim

Book: Matt Lang and Nick Lang

Cast album price and availability: $9.99 on iTunes      Release date: December 23, 2018

Parody or original: original content, slightly inspired by Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Funding: $127,792 by 3,419 backers via Kickstarter (x)      Original Goal: $60,000

Main cast and characters

Paul - John Matteson

Emma - Lauren Lopez

Ted - Joey Richter

Charlotte - Jamie Lyn Beatty

Bill - Corey Dorris

Professor Hidgens - Robert Manion

Sam/General McNamara - Jeff Blim

Alice/Greenpeace Girl - Mariah Rose Faith

Musical numbers

     Act I

“The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” Characters: Ensemble “ La Dee Dah Dah Day” Characters: Ensemble “What Do You Want, Paul?” Characters: Mr. Davidson and Paul “Cup of Roasted Coffee” Characters: Nora, Zoey, and Emma “Cup of Poisoned Coffee” Characters: Nora, Zoey, Hot Chocolate Boy, and Ensemble “Show Me Your Hands” Characters: Sam, Police Woman, Police Man “You Tied Up My Heart” Characters: Sam and Charlotte “Join Us (And Die)” Characters: Charlotte and Sam

     Act II

“Not Your Seed” Characters: Alice and friends “Show Stoppin’ Number” Characters: Professor Hidgens “America Is Great Again” Characters: General McNamara and Ensemble “Let Him Come” Characters: Ensemble “Let It Out” Characters: Paul and Ensemble “Inevitable” Characters: Paul, Ensemble, and Emma

Notable Notes:

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals won 12 2019 BroadwayWorld Los Angeles Awards (x)

Best Musical - Local

Choreography - Local: James Tolbert

Costume Design - Local: June Saito

Director of a Musical - Local: Nick Lang

Featured Actor in a Musical - Local: Robert Manion (Joey Richter and Corey Dorris were the other two nominees in this category)

Featured Actress in a Musical - Local: Jaime Lyn Beatty (Mariah Rose Faith was also nominated)

Leading Actor in a Musical - Local: Jon Matteson

Leading Actress in a Musical - Local: Lauren Lopez

Lighting Design - Local: Sarah Petty

Musical Director - Local: Matt Dahan

Scenic Design - Local: Corey Lubowich

Sound Design - Local: Ilana Elroi and Brian Rosenthal

Cultural Context: 2018

The #MeToo movement originated by Tarana Burke gains international popularity on social media

The revival of Queer Eye premiers on Netflix

Beyoncé headlines Coachella (#Beychella), becoming the first black woman to do so for the music festival

Megan Markle marries Prince Harry

Avengers: Infinity War opens in theaters on April 27th

Content Analysis:

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals has the most original concept of a musical I can think of for any piece of musical theatre, on Broadway or off. It is a musical that is focused on Paul, a guy who, believe it or not, doesn't like musicals, but due to a mysterious zombie-like infection brought to his town, Hatchetfield, finds himself stuck in an apocalyptic scenario in which anyone can be infected by a hive-mind that forces anyone it infects to behave as if they were in a musical. Because of this, the only people who actually perform musical numbers in the show are those around Paul who are infected with this musical disease, which makes each musical performance all the more dramatic, as well as allows for the acting of the main characters to be much more at the center of attention than they would normally be if the characters were expected to sing out their feelings as if the audience were watching them develop through the lens of a traditional musical.

The strong book and emphasis on the characterization of the small main ensemble highlights the incredibly strong performances by the actors. The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals is an interesting work in StarKid's repertoire in that the characters represented onstage are the most 'normal' characters the audience has seen in a StarKid universe. By now, the Starkid audience is used to seeing either parodies of well-known works, such as Harry Potter or the DC comic universe, inventive imaginings of other universes or periods of time, such as Starship or Firebringer. Yet, this production emphasizes the kind of characters and settings one sees in everyday life rather than the characters one sees in a sci-fi novel or fantasy world. The characters are played to represent a specific type of character often seen in media, and specifically mimic horror movie tropes with a comedic twist. For example, Professor Hidgens represents the off-kilter scholarly type, Paul is the everyday man dragged into the evil schemes of an unknown being's plot, Emma is the relatable final girl, etc. Yet, these character types and what they represent mirror the kind of everyday people we see in reality. Sure, they are written and played with comedic intent but their lives and place in the plot are human enough that the audience does not need to make the make-believe leap of connecting with non-human or glorified human characters-these people ARE human. Emma is an intelligent woman whose adventurous life turned into one full of grief for her sister and finds herself stuck in a terrible job in the hometown she tried so hard to get away from. Paul is a simple man playing the reluctant hero, but whose heart and genuine care for the people he is close to reminds us of the best of humanity when our society is constantly filled with examples of our worst behaviors. Bill just wants a relationship with the daughter he's drifting away from, Charlotte just wants her husband to love her, and Ted is there because, let's be honest here, we all know a Ted.

The characters also happen to be played by actors the audience would not expect to play that specific character type. For example, Joey Richter is known for playing lovable, funny, and relatable characters in StarKid's works, yet in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, he plays the most morally repugnant yet incredibly hilarious characters in the show and he plays that part so well and so convincingly that it's hard to believe he's actually playing against his type. Jaime Lyn Beatty, like other StarKid works, performs a strong, comedic character type as she always does, yet her performance as Charlotte has the most dynamic internal life of any character the StarKid audience has seen her play.

The most notable performance comes from Jon Matteson who plays Paul. His role as the protagonist, who is onstage nearly the entire, time holds the piece and the universe of the story together so perfectly. His dry delivery and incredible comedic timing work so well for the character that it feels as though you can go up to Matteson right after the finale and expect to talk to Paul himself because he embodies the role so well. Matteson’s performance feels so natural and honest that it's heartbreaking, even for the most fanatic musical theatre nerd, to watch him realize that he's fallen victim to the Apotheosis and turns into the thing he hates the most-a musical theatre character.

A horror-comedy musical is a hard thing to pull off, especially on a budget that was almost entirely crowdfunded, and even harder to execute successfully, which is why the only few commercial horror-musical comedy staples I can think of at the moment art Little Shop of Horrors, Sweeney Todd, and to a certain extent, Heathers. Yet the consistent hard work that goes into creating a StarKid musical and the unique environment that process produces makes anything seem possible and destined for success. The level of creativity going into this production company and the work they create as a team is something that just cannot be done with traditional musical theatre as seen on Broadway because of such large overhead and emphasis on creating a profit rather than creating art. There have been and will continue to be many different creative teams making unique musicals for the general public, but taking into account global accessibility for all demographics and concept originally, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals proves StarKid continues to take the lead and doesn’t need the exclusion of any demographic in order to do so.

P.S. Happy Black Friday! Don’t forget to get in line to buy your Wiggly dolls ;)

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Hi, the ashkenazi jewish anon here! Thank you for your answer. I'm actually looking for fcs for an italian family & all are roman catholic! most that i use are italian or european but some of the fcs who'd look most like siblings are either part or full ashkenazi jew. if ethnicelebs puts someone as "jewish" or "hungarian-jewish" & similar as opposed to ashkenazi or sephardi, are they part of neither category or? (:

You won’t be able to use anyone who was Sephardi Jewish because they are a different type of ethnic jews from Middle East or Africa.

Even if they are only part Jewish, that still makes them ethnically Jewish or Caucasian and just because they are Hungarian or Russian Jewish doesn’t make them any less European.

If you want some FC’s to use where I know they have resources then:

Under 20

Sterling Jerins - 14 (Latvian, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Joey King - 18 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English)

Madison Beer - 19 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Finn Wolfhard - 15 (French, German, Ethnically Jewish)

Joshua Rush - 16 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Lucas Jade Zumann - 17 (Ashkenazi Jewish, German)

20 to 30

Kira Kosarin - 20 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Odeya Rush - 21 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Tavi Gevinson - 22 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Norwegian)

Zoey Deutch - 23 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, Irish, Swiss, German)

Francesca Eastwood - 24 (English, Scottish, Irish, German, Dutch, Welsh, Ashkenazi Jewish, Norwegian)

Cara Delevingne - 25 (English, Ashkenazi Jewish, French, Scottish, Irish)

Billie Lourd - 25 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, German)

Molly Tarlov - 25 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Bel Powley - 26 (English, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Eden Sher - 26 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Sofia Black D’Elia - 26 (Italian, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Lily Collins - 29(Ashkenazi Jewish, English-German)

Nikki Blonsky - 29 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Czech, Irish)

Ezra Miller (non binary) - 25 (Ashkenazi Jewish, German, Dutch)

Leo Howard - 20 (English, Irish, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Austin Abrams - 21 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Nat Wolff - 23 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, German, Scottish)

Troye Sivan - 23 (English, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Alexander Gould - 24 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Ansel Elgort - 24 (Polish, Ashkenazi Jewish, German, English, Norwegian)

Jake Miller - 25 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Max Schneider - 26 (Ashkenazi Jewish, German, English)

Daniel Radcliffe - 28 (Irish, English, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Connor Paolo - 27 (German, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Logan Lerman - 26 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Alden Ehrenreich - 28 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Keegan Allen - 28 (Polish, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Max Thieriot - 29 (German, English, Norwegian, Danish, Irish, Dutch Jewish, French Jewish, Scottish)

30 plus

Rose Kennedy Schlossberg - 30 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Irish, English, French, German, Scottish)

Stacey Farber - 30 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Tania Raymonde - 30 (French, Russian Jewish)

Zosia Mamet - 30 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, German, Welsh)

Emmy Rossum - 31 (English, Dutch, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Ilana Glazer - 31 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Olivia Thirlby - 31 (English, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Rachel Bloom - 31 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Amanda Bynes - 32 (Irish, Polish, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Becca Tobin - 32 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Irish, English)

Dianna Agron - 32 (Ashkenazi Jewish, German, Irish English)

Kat Dennings - 32 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Michelle Trachtenberg - 32 (Russian, German Jewish)

Gal Gadot - 33 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Alona Tal - 34(Ashkenazi Jewish)

Mandy Moore - 34 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, Scottish, Irish)

Mila Kunis - 34 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Lizzy Caplan - 35 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Jenny Slate - 36 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Jessica Biel - 36 (Hungarian Jewish, Danish, English, German, Swiss, Swedish, French)

Rachel Bilson - 36 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Italian)

Natalie Portman - 37 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Laura Prepon - 38 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Irish, English, German)

Jonathan Keltz - 30 (Ashkenazi Jewish, German)

Josh Bowman - 30 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, Irish)

Skylar Astin - 30 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Armie Hammer - 31 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English, Irish, German)

Kyle Gallner - 31 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Josh Peck - 31(Ashkenazi Jewish)

Miles Teller - 31 (Ashkenazi Jewish, Irish, Polish, English)

John Francis Daley - 32 (Irish, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Matt McGorry - 32 (Irish, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Shane Kippel - 32 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Shia LaBeouf - 32 (French Cajun, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Dave Franco - 33 (Portuguese, Swedish, Ashkenazi Jewish)

Shiloh Fernandez - 33 (Portuguese, Ashkenazi Jewish, English, Irish)

Ezra Koenig - 34 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Jesse Eisenberg - 34 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Ed Skrein - 35 (Ashkenazi Jewish, English)

Julian Morris - 35 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 37 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Adam Brody - 38 (Ashkenazi Jewish)

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hello, my dudes ! i’m lauren, i’m twenty years old, i live in the est, i use she/her pronouns, and i make up 1/2 of the dynamic duo that brought newcastlehqs to a computer near you ! honestly, i would tell you about myself but i don’t want to bore you so i’ll keep it short and sweet: i spend all of my money on movies and concert tickets, i could live off of coffee ice cream and cool ranch doritos ( a fitness icon ), and i love you. now that that’s over, i’d now like to introduce you all to this little devil, STEVIE ADLER.

( zoey deutch, 22, she/her. ) – hey, jagger’s pub ? it’s me, stevie adler, y’know the town’s hoyden. listen, i’m not going to make it to work tonight because i’ve got a gig with my band, saturdaze. i’m the keyboardist / bassist and they really need me even though they keep denying my request to cover electric feel by MGMT.

background !

stevie adler was born in newcastle, vermont to marcus adler and andrea adler.

she has three brothers cooper (25), axel (20), and graham (16).

her interest in music came solely from her dad who used to be a sound technician for very famous groups like aerosmith, the stones, and fleetwood mac ( how she got her name ! ) but he decided to hang up the passport for a while and now he’s visiting sound tech professor at the university of vermont and occasionally works the soundboard for the red light lounge whenever there’s a show.

she doesn’t have a relationship with her mom at all seeing as she left marcus, stevie, and her siblings because she claims she was ‘fed up with the fact that her husband was always traveling and leaving her to raise the kids on her own.’ that wasn’t the case though, she was just being dramatic and needed an excuse to leave. the real reason, which was later disclosed, was that she was pissed marcus’ career could flourish while hers was on the back burner. so in short: stevie’s selfish mother left her family to pursue a career and spoil herself while stevie’s dad was pursuing his career to foot the bills and provide for his family.

her dad never remarried or fell back in love with anyone else so it was just him, cooper, stevie, axel, and graham.

because she grew up around all boys, it was only a given she’d pick up on some of their ‘tendencies’ for example: as opposed to picking up a barbie doll and playing dress up like some girls and boys, she picked up a baseball and a bat instead. there wasn’t a day that went by where she wasn’t outside playing getting bruised up or scabby knee’d. she was apart of several different sports teams as a kid and even through her teenage years, but ( this is kinda cheesy ) she always managed to keep her interest in music just as relevant. 

personality !

okay, so her label is the hoyden which is basically just a jazzy word for a tomboy and carefree, boisterous girl and that’s exactly what stevie is: a carefree tomboy.

i pretty much shaped her off of a few of my favorite characters –– nick miller ( new girl ), ilana wexler ( broad city ), gina linetti ( brooklyn nine nine ), blake henderson ( workaholics ) !

she might be off-putting to some people because they think she comes off as ‘mean’ and ‘intimidating’ but really they’re just mislabeling her sarcasm and her resting bitch face. but tbh, she is kind of intimidating at first glance, she can’t help it though.

did i mention she’s very sarcastic ? a true Smart Ass™

she isn’t a serious person whatsoever, i know this is bad but she’s the type of person to start laughing at the most inappropriate times. she has no idea how to handle serious situations either so if she sees someone crying she’s just like ... um ... yikes ? i gtg.

SHE IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF THIS VINE, THIS IS LITERALLY STEVIE WHEN I SAY SHE ISN’T SERIOUS AND DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SERIOUS SITUATIONS ! I AM YELLING ! 

she hates showing any form of emotional vulnerability and hardly ever cries in front of anyone or ever for that matter because her daddy didn’t raise no bitch ! that’s probably why she doesn’t know what to do when she sees people cry ? she might come off apathetic because of it ?

growing up around all boys, she developed a really thick skin and tough exterior that’s pretty hard to cut through. it takes a lot to set her off when it comes to something that’s targeted towards her. however, if someone crosses one of her friends or someone she cares about, she will not hesitate to throw hands.

certified queen of impetuous decisions and running away from her responsibilities !

in short: she’s just a very sarcastic, rather comical person who is careless almost 99%, but she tries and she’s a true ride or die homie !

CHECK OUT HER MUSINGS PAGE BECAUSE IT’S BASICALLY HER AND I’M JUST SHIT AT EXPLAINING THINGS !

possible connections !

wifey for life(y) ! lmao this title is kind of dumb but basically i want a connection where stevie and said muse are basically like abbi and ilana from broad city ! if you don’t watch the show then don’t worry, honestly, i’ll give you the run down: they’re basically two peas in a pod ( some people probs think they’re dating ) and there isn’t a day that goes by when they aren’t getting themselves into some sort of situation that you pretty much only see on a movie screen or just ... trouble. when they aren’t wreaking havoc, they kick back and smoke weed, drink, talk about life, etc. if someone tries to come for one of them, the other will be the first in line to throw hands and defend their ass.

the yin to her yang ! just another way of saying polar opposite and although they might not be carbon copies of each other and probably wouldn’t been seen together ever had it been in a societal norm situation, the two of them somehow click ? maybe it was their similar taste in music that brought them together or the fact they bonded over something similar. maybe they could’ve met back in the day at a party or a concert and they were the only two people who knew every word to every song/certain song ? we can definitely talk it out more if you’re interested !

friends with benefits ! think mila kunis and justin timberlake circa friends with benefits. no emotions, just sex. i would say maybe they’ll start catching feelings, but stevie is pretty emotionally shut down so it could be an unrequited love thing – who knows ? regardless, their dynamic is far from awkward. they aren’t afraid to blatantly text the other to come thru, bang a few out of their system, then end the night tossing back shots at the pub, catching a movie, clubbing at the red light lounge or grabbing a bite to eat.

are we hating, are we fucking ? ( shoutout childish gambino ) because i live for the drama and the thrill, i kind of want a dynamic where they literally cannot stand each other but the sexual tension is there. like they’re constantly at each other’s throats and throw shade at one another just to get a rise out of one another. they act like the can’t stand it, but they’re lowkey into it and enjoy the playful, cut-throat banter ! maybe it’s lead to a few hookups, maybe it hasn’t happened yet, who knows ?

trivia buddy / competitor ! okay this is so random, but i figured it was pretty different ? since stevie grew up playing a lot of sports with her brothers and being on different teams as a kid, she has a very competitive nature about her. if someone challenges her to do something, she’ll most likely drop everything to do it. she loves a little friendly competition. so, since astro’s has a trivia tuesdays night, i was thinking maybe her and said muse could either be on a team together or they go head to head every tuesday and they make a deal, whoever loses that night has to buy the other person a round of drinks or something ! i don’t know i thought this was cute !

good influencee / bad influencer ! someone who’s constantly worrying about stevie while she’s trying to get them to worry less, to let loose and actually experience life for a change rather than being so ... cautious and hesitant, rather than sticking to the same old shit different day sort of thing. while she’s trying to get them to worry less, they’re constantly trying to get stevie to think things through before making impetuous decisions. 

the crushee ! listen... someone who has a crush on stevie, someone who’s insistent that they’ll pierce through that exterior and show her that not all love is bad. someone who’s drawn to her but she can’t understand why ( or maybe she doesn’t even know that they are ).

ALSO HERE ARE MORE I JUST THOUGHT OF BUT I’M TOO EXCITED TO ELABORATE SOME ARE SELF EXPLANATORY THO

regular / favorite customer at the bar !

one of her brother’s best friends !

drinking buddy ! 

salt sibling ! 

confidant / cornerstone !

roommate !

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BUT WHERE ARE THE UNICORNS MOMMY 😰

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Could you recommend some sibling faceclaims for hailee steinfeld? thank you!

sorry, but i don't know of any other faceclaims who share hailee's african, jewish, and filipino heritage! if you're okay with half siblings, i would recommend:

malina weissman (18)

asher angel (18)

kaia gerber (19)

joshua rush (19)

jazz jennings (20) -- jazz is a trans woman

joey king (21)

diana silvers (23)

alex wolff (23)

odeya rush (24)

blake michael (24)

ryan potter (25)

doja cat (25)

troye sivan (26)

zoey deutch (26)

nat wolff (26)

pete davidson (27)

dylan gelula (27)

true o'brien (27)

beanie feldstein (28)

hari nef (28) -- hari is a trans woman

alana haim (29)

logan lerman (29)

gregg sulkin (29)

sofia black d'elia (29)

tyler ford (~30) -- tyler is agender and uses they/them and hir/hirs pronouns

daniel radcliffe (31)

james maslow (31)

jane levy (31)

kat graham (31)

keegan allen (31)

danielle haim (32)

jesse rath (32)

skylar astin (33)

ilana glazer (34)

rachel bloom (34)

kali hawk (34)

este haim (35)

meaghan rath (35)

vanessa bayer (39)

jenny slate (39)

hope this helps!

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username cowboylover69

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i will never stop celebrating my ocs birthdays (i have never done it before)

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mage of space v sylph of blood (american v aroace)

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kai you stupid mf

and wait did i ever even post the beta 2.0 kids sprites