#zoelie

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Closed | @overnightheartbeats

“You don’t have to prove yourself to anyone.”

[laughingwith-bluelips]

Heya. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Could you please recommend me some NEAH fanfics? I haven't had any interactions other than brief ones with the few fans I've encountered of this game-

I mean, I pretty much recommend everything that is on Ao3 (I think there's 13 works excluding the last one that doesn't really count, one in Spanish and one crossover with uwo). My all time favourite there is The Last Step (Zoe A, Implied zoely) by Rarik_Soap, but I will also mention Hidden Beneath The Flames (Chrisley) by Pocket_Gosthie and The Illusion Of Control (awesome Ash centric au) by Brainrevolutiongirl1.

Of course, you can always check the rus fanbase, that has more works (mostly Chrisley) but you need to trust the automatic translator. I highly recommend Night Reflection (Zoely, I adore this so much) and And no one knows how it will all end (Harry/Ash)

And because I can, I will do some blatant self promotion: READ CARESSES (Zoe A, implied Chrisley and Zoely) If you really have nothing to do and want to read Spanish fanfics, You can go to the NEAHzone and look for the bits of fics I got there. Those are Transferred (part 99, highschool au), Trust Issues (part 101, post Chris A, implied Chrisley), E.401 (part 134, extract of a bigger fic I never finished where Riley is found first by the smacks). And I know there's "C" somewhere (post demi A) but I truly don't know where.

That's it. That's my personal neah bible.

[incorrect-lolesports]

there's glitter on the floor after the party

alternative title: "what a valiant roar, what a bland goodbye"

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Day 20

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۪ * — closed starter !

the femme has been living on cloud nine since leaving the chapel . finally married to the man of her dreams , the only one who truly understands her . so the underlying need for a thrill shouldn't come as a surprise . ❛ baby , you know what would make our honeymoon that much better ? ❜ while their hands intertwine , an almost coy smile appears on her lips , eyes sparkling with anticipation . ❛ if you steal us a car . ❜

[girlzstupid]

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❛  — is being a dense a part of the act too ?  you don't realize how stupid you sound . ❜ features twist into a scowl , eyes striking through the man before her . if looks could kill . . . ❛ you lied then decided to stick around . why bother ? you could've ended your game a while ago but you're a coward . i hope that bet was fucking worth it , xavier . you can choke for all i care . ❜

❛    ——     an     asshole     that     you     clearly     fell     in     love     with     ,    ❜     he     retorts     ,     refusing     to     approach     this     as     anything     more     than     the     ending     of     a     hard     fought     game     .     ❛    ——     i     lied     and     you     believed     me     ,     don’t     you     think     you’re     even     a     little     responsible     zo     ?     not     like     i     made     you     fall     in     love     with     me     on     my     own     .    ❜

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Zoelie

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lookbook for Zoelie | 2024

model: Paula

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what BC are u on? im on depoprovera and she completely killed my libido… i guess she’s doing her job tho cause no ovulating + no sex = 10000% no baby but im feeling increasingly worse about it… Im curious to what BC doesn’t have that particularly side effect. But maybe you’re built different

im on Zoely (Nomegestrol acetate) and have been for a little over a year now. it's kinda pricey, but my gp said it had the least amount of side effects because it's newer, so I'm happy to pay that bit more.

I'm on it because of irregular periods (and potential pcos), so my doc and I spoke mostly about that side of it. also because I was and still am a virgin, that side of it... not in use lmao

I could also just be built different because im on BC and SSRI's and yet somehow. so horny all the damn time 😭 (ssri's just means it takes. forever to finish).

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Hey Gina, I'm looking for a fic in which Louis was an omega and went to a war where only alphas were allowed to participate in place of Dan, he left a letter and went to the war and was hiding his identity as an omega, harry and him didn't really like each other at first. I hope you or someone can find it.

Hi love. It sounds like this one (I just put a search in for a Mulan AU):

Dirty Secret by iilarryii (NR, 123K)

"Dad, you can't go!" Louis yells to his father as he watches him pull out his sword.

"Louis, you know that I have to. It's the pack leaders orders," Dan says calmly. "I need you to promise me that you'll take care of the family if I die."

"So what? You'll just give up?"

"Of course not. I am just willing to die for my family's safety."

"So am I."

The Zoely pack is attacked by rogue alphas and the pack leader orders all alphas over the age of eighteen to protect their pack. Dan Deakin is one of the strongest alphas in the pack, but there is one problem. He has a wife and six kids to feed and look after. Louis is the oldest child and the one who wants to protect their family.

Or a Mulan AU where Louis is an omega who takes his father's place in the war.

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From @kiillerqueen | ❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜ ( For whomever )

Zoelie scoffed sharply under her breath at them, “then you clearly need glasses, because I don’t get jealous.” She said, hoping it sounded more convincing to them than herself.

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i have nothing against German Latin, it's a totally acceptable language to sing in. but it does feel kinda cursed to be singing 'ekzelsis' and 'zoeli'. sicut erat in prinzipio, however, ABSOLUTELY BOPS with voiced s!

(disclaimer im using the letter z here to represent the voiceless alveolar affricate. I'd write it ts but i am DEFINITELY NOT singing 'print sippy-o'.)

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guilty as sin ?

[adhdemonic]

Based on the results they give in the abstract, it seems like the Depo-Provera shot specifically increases the risk of intracranial meningioma (brain tumor) from 0.01% to 0.05%. So, pretty much still in the "fuck all of a percent" category, but it's actually a bigger difference than it sounds. To stick with the dice analogy, depo takes you from rolling a d10000 to a d2000 (assuming rolling a 1 = brain tumor.)

BUT — that was not the only medication they studied. It was just one they highlighted because it's so commonly used as birth control.

Other medications increased the risk considerably more, including some used for HRT in transfem people.

I looked up the brand names for each and linked my sources below. I am not a doctor or a mathematician, so please take this info with a grain of salt and talk to your doctor if you're concerned. My silly dice analogies are not medical advice. Also - the average age of people in the study was 56. If you're much younger than that, your baseline risk of cancer in general is likely to be lower than in the study. Please don't panic.

Increased risk (after taking for over a year)

medrogestone

Brand names: Ayerluton, Colpro, Colpron, Colprone, Etogyn, Prothil [1], Biodim, Wyeth, and Presomen [2]

Risk increased from 0.1% to 0.2% (d1000 vs. d500)

medroxyprogesterone acetate

Brand names: Depo-provera, Depo-subq Provera, Premphase 28 Day, Prempro 0.625/2.5 28 Day, Provera [3]

The study OP linked listed the injectable form only, so the odds may be different if you take it as a pill rather than a shot.

Risk increased from 0.01% to 0.05% (d10000 vs d2000)

promegestone

Brand names: Surgestone [4]

Risk increased from 0.2% to 0.5% (d500 vs d200)

Highly increased risk

cyproterone acetate

Brand names: Androcur, Androcur Depot, Androcur-100, Androstat, Asoteron, Cyprone, Cyproplex, Cyprostat, Cysaxal, Imvel, and Siterone [5]

Also formulated in combination with other drugs. I am not sure if the study linked in the previous post also looked at these combinations, so please keep in mind that the risk amounts given may not accurately apply to medications under these brand names: Andro-Diane, Bella HEXAL 35, Chloe, Cypretil, Cypretyl, Cyproderm, Diane, Diane Mite, Diane-35, Dianette, Dixi 35, Drina, Elleacnelle, Estelle, Estelle-35, Ginette, Linface, Minerva, Vreya, and Zyrona; Climen, Climene, Elamax, and Femilar [5]

Risk increased from 0.3% to 4.9% (d333 vs ~d20 (technically more like 20.4). This is a BIG jump.)

nomegestrol acetate

Brand names: Lutenyl, or combined with estradiol as Zoely or Naemis. [6] Again, not sure how much this study applies to the combinations.

Risk increased from 1.2% to 5.1% (~d83 vs ~d20 (technically 19.6))

chlormadinone acetate

Brand names: Clordion, Gestafortin, Gestogan, Lormin, Lutéran, Lutoral, Menstridyl, Non-Ovlon, Normenon, Prococyd, Progestormon, Prostal, Synchrogest, Verton, and others; combined with EE as Belara and Belarina, but keep in mind that the risks may be different for the combined drugs. [7]

Risk increased from 1.0% to 3.5% (d100 vs ~ d28 (technically 28.5)

Please talk to your doctor if you have concerns and are taking one of these medications. Everyone deserves to be informed about which dice they're rolling.

hello all just popping on to say that if youve taken depo provera (injectable birth control) for a long period, it has now been linked with a much higher risk (5.6x base likelihood) of brain tumors than the base population and there is a lawsuit being staged against pfizer for not disclosing or investigating this risk.

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🩵 ROELIE THE 😈 KIDS

🩵 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 : zoelie and rome 🩵@viciousins

who curses more ?

both . let's just say this is a tie . honestly , they both curse like sailors in any given situation .

who is more patient ?

for this , i'll say zoelie . she does have a wild side but not quite like rome . she enjoys the recklessness , but he is more likely to fly off the handle . they tend to balance each other out in that regard . but if they're on the same wavelength then everyone should watch out .

who does the driving ?

both but it depends . zoelie loves to drag race , but she loves seeing her husband in his element too . i'd say there's a good balance .

who is louder ? who is quieter ?

zoelie is the louder one . the textbook definition of a fire sign - loud , impulsive , and energetic . i wouldn't say rome is quiet but next to zoelie . . . yeah .

who is more physically affectionate ?

zoelie . without a doubt . she may be crazy but she's a lover girl at heart . i feel like she's constantly touching him , kissing him , holding his hand . maybe he was surprised by how affectionate she was at first . it's her way of silently offering reassurance and keeping them connected - no matter how small the contact . she's so stupidly in love with him .

who is more likely to tease the other ?

rome . for some reason , i can see him teasing her quite a bit . not in a bad way obviously , but it's one of the many ways they flirt with each other . just know the banter is so good , and almost always leads to freaky time . honestly , i love that for them .

who is better with time management ?

i'll give this to rome . she does not understand the concept of time . well , more so she ignores it . her life's motto is go with the flow and catch the vibe . saying this now , she's the reason why they're late to anything .

who wins the arm wrestling matches ?

rome . she will talk up a big game because she's competitive as hell . they both know he's winning though .

who controls the music in the car ride ?

i feel like this is a debate every time they're in the car together . zoelie always ends up winning control though . then she will try to drag him into some car karaoke too .

who covers dinner when they order in ?

rome . since zoelie usually cooks for them , he likes to cover if they order in . she would protest before ultimately giving in . then sneakily pay the next time , or bring him something the next day .

who is more outgoing ? who is more shy ?

zoelie is definitely more outgoing . a " life of the party " kind of girl . she brings this energy into their relationship and anything and everything they do together . neither one of them is shy , but i don't see rome talking to people on a whim .

who has the more outlandish fashion sense ?

zoelie . she is the type to wear mini skirts , obscene graphic tees , and studded leather in general . she isn't afraid to make a statement in her fashion wherever she goes . if she really pushes the envelope , it's for his eyes only .

who starts the tickle fights ? who ends them ?

zoelie starts them , but rome ends them . does she do it simply to annoy him ? probably . all in good fun though .

who has the darker / more "edgy" sense of humor ?

rome , for sure . it makes sense considering his past . her humor is rather light despite her chaotic nature .

who is more competitive when it comes to games ?

like i said , zoelie is competitive as hell . she has so much confidence which catapults her ability to win but she can be a sore loser too - whether it's a street race or a simple card game .

who has the bigger appetite ? the bigger sweet tooth ?

rome has the bigger appetite . zoelie has the bigger sweet tooth . i already pictured her demolishing their wedding cake ( whenever they decide to get one )

who is more likely to get in a confrontation in public ?

rome . 100% . if anyone looks at him or ( god forbid ) his wife the wrong way , it's a wrap . hell is breaking loose . . . and she'll join in . got to support her man , you know ?

who hosts the parties / hangouts ? who organizes them ?

zoelie . she gets bored easily and is constantly looking for the next thing to do . she is organizing hangouts . even if it wasn't her original idea , she tends to takes over .

who is better at cooking ? do they ever cook for each other ?

zoelie . i can see her being a good cook . probably a hidden talent of hers . i would think rome attempts to cook for her , and it may or may not turn out well . she appreciates the gesture nonetheless .

who is more likely to engage in dangerous and / or illegal behavior ?

both . i don't even need to explain this one . they're the definition of matching each other's freak . they're insane . ( that's why i love them ) .

who is more likely to notice when something is wrong with the other ?

both . they're so in sync . they can read each other like a book . it doesn't take long for either one of them to notice something is up . i also feel like they both make it obvious when they're upset , angry , etc .

who does the talking in public settings ( i.e. to the waiter at a restaurant ) ?

zoelie . never afraid to say something . she is also the type to speak up if their order is wrong .

who is more likely to extend a helping hand & provide emotional support ?

both . although i think it's easier for zoelie , especially in the emotional support aspect . in rome's defense , i know he'll find anyway to support his wife . that's a given .