#zoe dating app

[dddemigirl]

I matched with a gorgeous girl on Zoe (sapphic dating app) and got really excited because she’s interested in me too. Now I’m like pretty sure she’s a catfish, I can smell them from miles away. 🤨🙄 After being catfished in 2020 I am very suspicious of any red flags. 👀

[sunflowergirl522]

Personal update for those of you who may be wondering my boyfriend and I are gonna try to work it out for a month and see if we can

[eagle20s]

apologies for the delay in posts on the confessions blog I got a tooth removed and had to factory reset my computer which has kept me busy and unmotivated for the last week unfortunately, I'll be back to posting by Sunday at the latest and I plan on setting up a queue that posts between 10-15 a day instead of sporadically posting like I usually do. I want the blog to be full of content and thriving, I don’t plan on giving up anytime soon, And not to sound like a millennial because I'm literally gen z but adulting is hard. I'm struggling to find the right balance between work, hobbies, a social life, and responsibilities. but I do intend on fixing my shit.

[daydream-believin]

a real stand up guy ba dum tss

summary: you get stood up by an internet man. douxie, your waiter and secret admirer, remedies that jackass’s mistake.

warnings: uh. swearing, alcohol, i’m too lazy to proof, the yooj. oh and doux doesn’t know how to handle this crush without getting slightly into stalker territory sorry. its a red flag but i think its cute. you may not think its cute.

a/n: tumblr was glitching while i tried to post this so idk how many paragraphs i accidentally erased. i mean i tried my best to make that number 0. but anyways if something is off let me know. the challenge for this one is that im not allowed to use italics. which you should know was very hard for me agshjfkgjdjh

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okay quick psa i know it’s been years so if you want off the taglist just hmu. also if you were on the taglist and got taken off thats bc tumblr says you don’t exist anymore

uh this was a request. i’m not doing requests tho dont think that. looking back yeah that ask if from march 2022 and this doesn’t even match up to what you asked 😂 im so sorry @rose-writes-shit

you took a peek at your watch. 7:34 o’ clock. letting your head fall into the open palm of your propped up hand, you sighed.

coffee meets bagel boy was supposed to have met you at 7:00.

of fucking course. you let your plucky pink-haired coworker convince you to download a fucking dating app and make a profile, just for the only guy who had actually been interested enough in you to ask you on a real date to stand you up. makes sense.

it’s not like you’ve ever had luck with these kind of things. it’s not like you’ve ever had luck period. your kind might be the black cat of humans.

you’ve spent way too long eating the free bread at a mr. benoit’s of all places. it was the “classiest” establishment in the certain suburban hellscape of california you inhabited, albeit. you took in the scenery for the millionth time that night with a renewed sense of disgust. at least now you had a legitimate reason to hate this place.

your waiter slinked over, and you could tell he felt bad for you with the awkward shuffling gait to the pity grimace on his face.

“so, uh, perhaps more bread?”

you rolled your face towards him, arbitrarily throwing animosity his way with your dead eyes, just because he was there. but soon your compulsive desire to be the funniest pathetic wretch in the room won out.

“i’m considering burning this whole place down right now, actually,” you joked.

he grit his teeth, sucking in a breath, “could i perhaps convince you to do that on a night i’m not closing, instead? tomorrow is my least favorite coworker’s turn, for your consideration,”

“hmm,” you pretended to think, “i’ll do that then, it’s only kind,”

“thank you for your generosity,” he grinned, “now, are you still waiting for someone or?”

-

douxie had been watching you for over half an hour now. not creepily. he swears. he just got a little excited when he saw you come into the restaurant is all.

anddd maybe he might have badgered the host into giving you one of his tables. but again, he was just excited. he’s been looking for an excuse to talk to you for the past three months, after all. forgive him for jumping on the opportunity.

he maybe fancied you. just a wee bit. perhaps a rather large bit. or at least, the version of you he’s cooked up in his head from the way he sees you interact with people at house parties and the things he’s heard from zoe.

but he’s sure he’ll love you. as soon as he gets to know who you actually are. which, hopefully, is about to be sooner rather than later.

he did not anticipate this situation, however. whatever benevolent deity blessed him on this night decided to throw a jar of pickled herring in with the otherwise yummy pastry filled gift basket they left for him.

not long after you arrived at 6:56 pm, not that he marked the time you came in or anything he just happened to glance at the clock around that time, he watched you, how they say, deflate. your demeanor shifted from antsy to sad to downright annoyed.

you were dressed nicely. not fancy, not pretending like this wasn’t a benoit’s. but nice. orderly. like you wanted to make a good impression on whoever it was you were expecting to meet. so either a date, or mayhaps a job interview.

not that you didn’t look nice or orderly on other days. you just weren’t in your hex tech uniform shirt. or in the incredibly casual clothes you wore when he saw you around. you were just. clearly cleaned-up, is all.

whoever it was, it was obvious that they were not coming. doux applauded you for being patient enough to wait this long, but again, they obviously weren’t coming. which, if it was a date, was good for him, but bad for you. very bad for you.

and honestly who does this person think they are? letting you down like this? horrible. disgraceful. this person was a grade A jerk-off. they have to be dead from the neck up to leave you waiting here like this, publicly embarrassing you as you sat at a table set for two all alone at one of the busiest restaurants in town. shame on them.

he was glad you seemed to be in the joking mood, however. and about arson, too. oh, he’s always had a soft spot for arsonists.

he hoped you’ll forgive him for having to do his job. if it was up to him, he’d give you all the bread in the pantry just so you wouldn’t leave. but alas, he had to deal the killing blow.

“now, are you still waiting for someone, or?”

your eyes drifted downward to the empty wineglass in your hand as you swirled it sarcastically as if it were still full.

you sighed, “yeah, no, it’s clear he doesn’t plan on showing,” you looked back up at him ruefully, “i’ll order now. i shouldn’t have waited this long for an internet man, anyway, huh? could’ve made it less pathetic.”

“i don’t think there’s a way to make these things any ‘more’ or ‘less’ pathetic,” he began taking out his notepad, ready to write, “because i wouldn’t call it pathetic at all. getting stood up is a thing that’s done to you, not because of who you are, but because of who someone else chooses to be… unless you stole this guy’s car or something. then it’s your fault.”

you laughed. genuinely.

“no, no, it’s a first date. i haven’t known this guy long enough to steal his car yet. but thanks… that’s. a better outlook than mine. kinder,” you apologized, “… uh, can i have like, the cheapest bottle of white wine you’ve got back there? the whole thing this time.”

“i take it back. that definitely made it pathetic.”

while you shared a laugh, douxie mentally congratulated himself. you had just given him the information that a) you were single and b) you were into men. a good day to be a charming single man, then. he had a chance.

“so are you ordering any real food as well? or did you plan on just having wine and bread for dinner? have to say, i don’t think that’s wise, love.”

“well i suppose i gotta, since, i’ve, uh, eaten three baskets of complimentary bread,” you stumbled over your words for a second there, “and i’m sure it’d make the manager mad if it didn’t, right?”

“right you are. he’s uh,” douxie lowered his voice, “he’salreadybeenonmydickaboutyou so yeah, you gotta. plus i’m just— you should eat something, yeah.”

you awkwardly turned your attention to the menu as you did that thing where you hold it and pretend to look over the menu as you order like you forgot or something, “the duck confit sounds good for tonight, i think,”

douxie snorted.

“no, no, that wasn’t a joke,” you shook your head, smiling fondly, “i actually just like duck, i promise. no sarcasm. i do understand the irony though. i get it.”

he didn’t completely believe you, “well then, one order of duck confit, coming right up. be back shortly, love.”

doux grabbed the breadbasket on his way out.

when he glanced back to throw you a short and unnoticeable but longing stare, as he paused in the kitchen doorway, you were fidgeting with the flowers on the table. he should get that order in now.

-

when your waiter came back with food, he placed two plates down on the table. you looked at him like he had suddenly grown a second head as he took the other seat as well.

“what are you—��

“i called in a favor with the owner. i’m still working but, i’ve got a bit of free time now. if you don’t mind me joining you,”

you shook your head in astonishment.

“not at all,” you smiled, still absolutely flabbergasted that this man would do something like this for you, “you’re douxie, right? zoe’s mentioned you a lot.”

“oH—,” he coughed, “oh, uh, she has?“

“yeah,”

he awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck, “only good things, i pray?”

“oh, sure. sure. good things,” you took a demure little sip of your glass to torture him with the pause implying the contrary.

he swallowed audibly. nervous, then. what dirt did zoe have on him. you watched as he awkwardly shoved up the sleeves of his shirt, perhaps feeling a bit warm now. it was cute.

you’d be sure to ask zoe all about him later. how could you not. this was the most interesting thing to happen all year. and it’s december.

you racked your brain for what you knew of this guy for conversation topics.

“you’re in zoe’s band, right? the lead guitarist.”

his face lit up at the mention of it, “oh, yes. you’ve seen us?”

“once or twice, i believe.”

it wasn’t really your thing, live music. you mostly hung around the back of the bar when you got dragged to shows. you liked loud, sometimes. just not often. it really depended on how your brain was feeling that day.

“well, you’ve gotta come to the next gig, then, at least. i’m sure zoe’s already invited you?” you nodded. “the venue’s holding a wee little music festival, it’s going to be nuclear,”

“ah, that’s fun,” you smiled. that sounded like hell but now that two very enthusiastic wizards have invited you, you don’t have the heart to weasel your way out of it. you’ll bring the “XTREME” ear plugs.

“but yeah, the bands great. i love that i get to play with my mates now. a team that works as well together as we do is rare, so i really appreciate them.”

“speaking of,”

doux hummed inquisitively.

“what’s going on with zoe and that new girly y’all’ve got on the drums?”

“oh,” he paused to take a sip, narrowing his eyes mischievously, “they’re boning.”

you clasped your hands together excitedly, “thank you! you’ve just won me a betting pool.”

he almost had to spit the wine back into his glass,“hhhh. how many?”

“oh, just the entirety of the hex tech arcadia staff.”

“i’m not sure she’ll be happy to hear that.”

“which is why you won’t tell her, mr. casperan,” you placed your hand over his with a cheshire cat grin.

well, he couldn’t argue with that.

dinner progressed. alas, you can’t say you lingered as long as you wanted to on conversation. you were kinda rushing things because you felt a little guilty doux was getting someone to cover for him while you had your little date. was this a date. it had to be. as mentioned, he’s going out of his way for this, and you can’t imagine he’d go through all this trouble because he wasn’t interested in you. but then again, you couldn’t believe he was interested in you either.

“do you like cryptozoology?” douxie tried his best to ask nonchalantly while he scratched the bridge of his nose to look a little less interested. he was feeling a bit energized since talking about the band. you had been paying attention to him like he’d been paying attention to you, if only in passing.

“a tad more than the average californian wizard, why?”

“well, later this weekend, i’ve got a job exterminating a goblin infestation in the next town over,”

“snelling?”

“yeah, snelling. the guy i was partnering with told me he was backing out this morning, so now i’ll be going it alone. and im sure you know how fighting goblins alone usually goes.”

“makes it easier for them to gang up on you, yes.”

“see, that’s why i’m asking if you’d be interesting in taking his place?”

“well, i’ve got the weekend off and nothing to do,” he knew that, he got the hex tech schedule from zoe every week(to know how to schedule band practice. and, if he also took a peak at your schedule, it was purely accidental. yeah.), “so, i don’t see why not.”

doux grinned, both relieved he wouldn’t be fighting goblins alone, and feeling clever that he found an excuse to spend more time with you, “perfect, i’ll text you the details? but, oh, i don’t have your number do i?”

you were about to ask why he couldn’t just tell you in person right now, but he said that soo hammy. it took .01 seconds to understand what he was doing. you snorted.

“okay, okay, here,” you held out your hand and he gladly placed his unlocked phone in your hand. you made the contact and sent yourself a text of the first emoji he had in his recents, which happened to be🫀. ah, a goth romantic. you gave him back his phone.

“perfect. thank you, love.” he tucked the phone into his chest dramatically before placing in back into his pocket.

you rolled your eyes fondly, “you know, goblin smashing isn’t exactly my idea of the perfect second date, you might have to turn up the charm.”

“oh, i’m sure i’ll make it worth your while,” he let his head fall into his palm propped up on the table, gaze going soft, “so was this a perfect first date, then?”

you laughed, “hardly. all things considered. but—“

“but?”

“but i’m glad it happened this way. i’ve had a good time, mr. casperan.”

he grinned in agreement, “me too.”

you put your hand on top of the one he left resting on the table, and he took the opportunity to take that hand and gently lay a kiss to the top of your knuckles. he lingered for a moment, eyes shut tight to take in the tenderness of the moment.

alas, he has to go back to work now.

doux pulled out your chair and helped you to your feet. you thanked him as he started stacking the dishes.

“should i—?”

“no, god no,” he chuffed, “i’m the waiter, remember? i work here.”

“oh yeah.”

that reminded you. you shuffled for your wallet, but he stopped you.

“i’m paying for dinner, love. go enjoy the rest of your evening, i’ll text you after i close.”

“you sure?” it didn’t really sit right with you, considering he probably took a pay cut by not working the whole time you were on this little “date.”

“well,” he paused, and placed the dishes back onto the table for time being, “you could leave me a tip, if you know what i mean. just a teeny thing—“

“c’mere,” you snickered as you pulled him down by the lapels to kiss him.

chaste, just a peck. but perfect and sweet all the same.

when you pulled back, you watched as douxie held his eyes closed for just a moment longer than he need to before letting that blinding all encompassing smile bloom across his face.

“well then, a very goodnight to you, y/n l/n.”

[marsbutterfly]

HANJI ON DATING APPS HEADCANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Headcanons: Hanji Zoe Using Dating Apps

a/n: alright so idk SHIT about dating apps, never used them, never will, but tbh this was funny as fuck. not really proud of these but oh well, sorry :(

warnings: none <3 not beta read, we die like men <3

/ So the first time Hanji ever used a dating app was after a pretty bad breakup. their relationship was kind of a long one and they felt like "a love like that" would never happen for them again, like they messed up their one chance at a happy life. but their friends convinced them to try their best to move on and download at least three different dating apps.

/ they weren't really sure what to add to their profile, so they went on google and started searching things like "best bios to add to hinge" or "what to add to your tinder profile" or even stupid shit like "funny dating bios to pick up girls."

/ their bio ended up a combination of their hobbies, all of their college degrees just to show every girl they come in contact with just how smart they are, the names of all their cats, and some other curiosities about them here and there.

/ they only added three pictures of themselves: their favorite selfie, a picture taken by Moblit during one of their hikes and a full body picture compared to a measuring tape to show how tall they are. it was taken while they were drunk but they thought it was hilarious enough that it might earn points with "the ladies."

/ the rest of the pictures on their dating profile is just their cats. like, with more descriptions about the cats than they gave a description about themselves. that's just how much they care about the cats. does it work? like a fucking charm.

/ the first few days their profile was up, they completely forgot about it. it wasn't until Moblit texted them saying a girl in his class asked for their phone number after seeing their profile and not getting a match that they remembered the thing. And oh did they have A LOT of notifications.

/ messages from girls ranging from asking about their day to the girl who begged moblit for their phone number to a couple who were a little creepy about the cats, not really caring about hanji themselves, only wanting to meet their cats.

/ while still trying to learn to use the apps, they saw a picture of you. their heart nearly stopped and, in a moment where their brain stopped working, they swiped the wrong way and your profile was lost forever. they tried for so long to find you again but with no luck.

/ finally, after long days of scrolling, they set up a date with one of the least threatening girls. not because they want to, but because levi will not shut up about it, they agreed to have a single date, nothing more. if it goes well, great. if it doesn't, they'll give up on this dating app bullshit until they feel like they are actually ready.

/ their date goes well. they go to a coffee shop and talk for a while. the girl will not let them talk, she just keeps going on and on about herself and her life and how amazing she is. so hanji has to distract themselves, looking around the shop, focusing on the smell of their coffee, but their breathing hitches the minute you walk in.

/ your bright smile lights up the entire room, the smell of fresh flowers of your perfume filling the air and replacing the smell of the coffee, the way your skirt shifts when you walk and the way you are laughing at your friend's joke. everything about you so damn captivating that they can't help but stare.

/ you can feel a pair of eyes fixated on you, so you lift your gaze from your phone. your eyes immediately find theirs and your heart nearly stops in your chest. their whiskey brown eyes stuck with yours, neither of you being able to torn your gaze away for even a split second.

/ your friend asks for your order and you have to shake your head to bring yourself back to reality. turning to face the barista, you stutter out your order before turning around as soon as you are done talking, making sure the beautiful person who once stared at you is still looking.

/ their date hasn't noticed that they aren't paying attention, they even pull out their phone to answer a call in the middle of the date and hanji takes that chance to excuse themselves, eagerly walking through the crowd to get to you.

/ their hands are trembling in excitement, phone in hand as they are eager to take down your phone number. once standing behind you, it takes them a few seconds to actually tap on your shoulder, but when you turn around, their heart nearly stops.

/ you are the most beautiful girl they have ever seen. their words nearly fail to come out as they speak. "I- Hi.. I'm Hanji." the trembling in their voice is the most endearing sound you have ever heard in your entire life, so you smile at them, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

/ the two of you talk for a while and decide to exchange phone numbers. by the time you leave the coffee shop, hanji's date still hasn't noticed they've gotten up so they just pay for her coffee and run into the street after you.

/ they ask if you are free tonight and you look at your friend, silently asking her to go away. you smile and nod, saying something along the lines of "oh, looks like i am free right now!"

/ as the two of you walk down the street, laughing at some stupid joke, hanji pulls out their phone, immediately deleting their profile on all the dating apps and deleting the apps themselves. they can't wait to rub it on moblit and levi's face the fact that the apps did not work at all.

[adiraofthetals]

So @sadmushroomgoblin tagged me in this post

So my WIPs... and I have to tag a person per WIP? Yeah, that's not happening. I will still show all my WIPs but there are a lot.

Star Trek Discovery:

Michael

Arcade Date

Back Home To You | Recharging Batteries

Everything Was Going Fine

Gray & Senna Fic

Morning Routines

Sleepy Mornings

You Can Get Drunk Now (Christmas Alt Story/Cut Ideas)

Untitled document | The Bird Song

So Where Does She Keep The Candy?

Manatee

Double Life

Untitled document | Modern AU Idea

How Mirror!Adira & Mirror!Gray Met

A Troubling Dream (@ajtal we both know what this one is. I need to work on it again)

In Another Universe Where We Were Different Chapters 5 & 6

The 40 song WIPs for the Epic/Discovery Fic. I am not typing it all out.

MarioLore:

I've Been Dreaming Of A True Loves Kiss And A Princess I'm Hoping Comes With This

(Very good btw go watch it. Their cosplays are out of this world! YouTube Channel)

Fallout:

Their Own Pain, Their Own Screams (Another Dane fic what a surprise)

Discovery In Eureka | Eureka x Star Trek Discovery Fanfic Crossover

Just Another Day In Eureka Chapter 5 WIP "Episode 1: Small Town, Big Secrets: Lunch With The Dads"

WIP JACK'S SCENES

WIP JACK LEARNING ABOUT GRAY

WIP "MANY HAPPY RETURNS" SEASON 1 EPISODE 2

NATHAN & ADIRA MEET | I Know What's Down In Section Five SEASON 1 EPISODE 2

WIP "BEFORE I FORGET" SEASON 1 EPISODE 3 / ADIRA & ZOE MEET UP

WIP "I DO OVER" SEASON 3 EPISODE 4

WIP "FOUNDERS DAY" SEASON 4 EPISODE 1

WIP "LIFTOFF" SEASON 4 EPISODE 11

WIP "One Small Step…" SEASON 4 EPISODE 19

Those Four Years I Waited For My Brother To Come Back SEASON 5

Halloween In Eureka (Cut Halloween Special. Might work on it for this year tho.)

Tal's Past Lives Characterizations and Lives (Help for future fics.)

That's 31 WIPs not including the Epic WIPs. I might have problems tbh...

Also, Rin you use your reminders app on your Samsung phone, not your calendar app. We love you and your insanity tho.

You are all free to ask me anything about these WIPs!! I will be delighted to talk about them!!!

I will @ a couple people I guess uh... @weltato @mxflowercheck @lorcaswhisky @sillygoofynerd @bostoneris @cipher-fresh @noworneverphantom do it if you want to! No pressure ofc!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[little-butterfly-writes]

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webtoons

samantha and growler by Pareinn

summary: a glimpse into the lives of young 8 year old samantha and her shapeshifting, monstrous friend named growler

my best friend is a merman by ValerieOs - Giorf

summary: the daily life of a human boy, devan and a merman, wiley as they grow up, befriend people and slowly mature between love, social and personal problems

aptenodytes kaiju by RidicBird

summary: aptenodytes, a powerful kaiju with ice powers who prefers creating ice sculptures than partake in fights against other kaijus

blackened by Mr.Freaksaur

summary: searching for relationships through apps seemed like a solution for zoe, a young plant-crazy witch. everything was fine, until she got a date with the mysterious and friendly blak. however, there is a detail: he is a monster

agents and kings by Ze Sketch

summary: welcome to ciren city! an enormous, bustling place of prosper where descendants of ancient creatures live amongst humans in relative harmony. follow deleon's story as his simple life is set ablaze by the infamous crime lord, don walker calloway. with no understanding of how to navigate the complicated world of turf wars and weapons dealing, deleon finds himself reliant on the support of his new boss as he slowly learns how to survive ciren city while coping with sentience

YokaiDay by Rann-poisoncage

summary: when shou is forced to marry an oni lord, he run away. he meets dai, a mountain oni who takes him under his wing. but shou's brother ryuu is set to bring him back. that is if the oni lord doesnt get his hands on him before that, because there is no way ryuu likes that lord

la carte de amor by Nox-cat

summary: this fanfiction is fun to read and followes the romance of some of the characters from encanto

hooves of death by Sam Bragg

summary: its the end of the world, and humanity is on its last leg against the zombie horde. now, all that stands between mankind and total extinction are commander sprinkles, blaze, sergeant glitter and a handful of other fierce warriors. mythical creatures with supernatural powers and incredible determination, they have sworn to protect the human race. yes, they are unicorns - but they are also our last hope

[rainmustfallts4]

Project Pisces ◇ Rainhawk G1, Part 7

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I can’t remember if I found her on the dating app or if I found her during an outing, but I invited Rory over. I thought she would be a cool partner for him!

The problem is that she hates us T.T) I think we can cross her off the list.

Fine, we’ll spend more time with Paka’a instead. At least she doesn’t despise our very existence.

She even cloud gazed with us c:

The aurora borealis is so pretty.

His garden is growing quite nicely!

And with lots of collecting and gardening, I’ve finally made the house look somewhat proper. Now, keep in mind, I am not a builder. I don’t hate it, but I’m not the type who can spend 8 hours finely detailing a house. I’m quite proud of this and I think I kept with the punk/emo theme he enjoys, along with his favorite color of red.

A new pic for the dating app.

Time to check for new matches!

He matched with Zoe and the two of them headed out on a date. She’s quite cute, but… it doesn’t feel right, you know?

They sat down and talked for a bit, but they didn’t have much in common and quickly got bored of each other.

He ended up having more fun with this random sim he ran into than he did with Zoe lol

[remembertheplunge]

What are your 3 words for 2023

Grinder poll at 3am 12/14/2017

What are your 3 words for 2017?

I replied:

Harsh

Beautiful ]

Extreme 

In 2017, I got very involved with the homeless, letting several of them live for brief times in my house and passing out bags of food in over 10 cities.

I wrote the 2017 "3 words" in the margin  of the December 14 page of the book “A Year with Hafiz”.

As the years passed I wrote 3 word for other years in the margin on that page as follows:

2019.  12/14/2019

Revealing 

Answered

Harvest

In 2019 my death penalty client Rigo Gomez entered a felony plea, was released in October to rehab  and then went to work for Community Resource Initiative, a mitigation team that assists on some of my cases, including Rigo’s.

2021

12/14/2021

Journals

Stockton 

Gym

By 2021, I had begun work on the book from my journals and started work as a criminal defense attorney in Stockton.

I hit the gym most days

2022

12/14/2022

Open

Water

Swim

In July 2022 I began swimming in the ocean in Aquatic Park in San Fransisco. In September 2022 I did my first swim from just off Alcatraz island to the San Fransisco Yacht Harbor. Rigo Gomez did the swim with me.

Swimming in the ocean is known as open water swimming.

2023

12/15/2023

Shock

Blog 

Victory

In 2023, my Sister Zoe died in May. I am still in shock.

My Tumblr Blog began on February 5, 2023

I got a not guilty  victory in a Felony Jury Trial on November 3, 2023

Note:

Grinder is a Gay Dating app.

[imaginesforjohnnydepp]

Nick Jonas and Sidney Depp Welcome First Child

by nadia wilkerson

congratulations are in order for nick jonas and sidney depp! nick jonas took to instagram to announce the birth of their daughter, born july 7th in new orleans, louisiana, the hometown of his wife, sidney depp, and where the couple currently reside full time. pregnancy rumors started swirling last year after the couple tied the knot. the rumors persisted into early this year when depp, 31, confirmed the news on april 18th on instagram. the post came after it was announced that the jonas brothers would be cancelling shows on their world tour that left fans speculating if it had anything to do with a rumored due date (which apparently it did).

a name for the new addition to their family has yet to be revealed, but according to reports, the baby is named after a family member. what we do know is that plenty of celebrities and well-wishers have taken to their comment sections to congratulate the couple including samuel l jackson, robert downey jr, cardi b, selena gomez, zoe kravitz, vanessa hudgens, chris evans, hemsworth, and pratt. sidney's sister lily-rose depp, 25 was spotted in new orleans along with brother jack, 22, over the weekend.

no word yet on if sidney's father, johnny depp, has met his first born grandchild despite their rumored close relationship. a source close to the situation revealed to e! news: "johnny has always been a very involved father, and he's always been there for sidney no matter how big or small the occasion, and this will be no different. he's very excited to become a grandfather."

for the latest breaking news updates, click here to download the e! news app!

[marsbutterfly]

should have new headcanons coming out tomorrow sandakan lmao

Hanji Zoe Using Dating Apps 😭😭

[cadybear420]

Cadybear's Reviews- First Comes Love

Welcome to the fortieth official Cadybear's Reviews! Today I'll be talking about First Comes Love, which I have ranked on the "PooPoo Tier" at 1 star out of a possible 10.

The MC is a fucking incel. Or a femcel. That’s what FCL stands for, it’s an abbreviation for femcel because the MC is a FemCeL. It also works as an abbreviation for fucking incel. Because the MC is a Fucking inCeL. 

Seriously though. This book is so fucking tragic. I thought it was gonna be a cutesy friendly romance buddy road-trip story with a marriage pact plot worked into it somehow. 

Instead, it’s 20 straight chapters of women being pit against each other over a love interest. Kinda like one of those affair stories, except it’s even worse here than in something like TDA, TNA, or TBB because it never even tried to have the excuse of the love interest (or MC in TDA’s case) being arranged into a loveless marriage with a total jerk spouse. 

Instead, the love interest is dating this new girl Rebecca who… doesn’t like the outdoors as much as Blake does? Oh no! The horror, the horror!

This was especially funny to read right after I finished Surrender 2 (which was first released not too far before FCL was first released!!). That book openly preached in the Grant and Ray subplot that if our partner doesn’t like an activity that we do like, you can find other people to do that activity with, and you and your partner can still find other stuff that you do enjoy together. 

As much as Surrender is the worst piece of shit that ever shat out shit on this app, it had a fair point! Not all partners in relationships are going to like all the same things. Yet here in FCL, when we see Rebecca not liking outdoorsy activities as much as Blake does, the book tries to push it as “proof” that they’re incompatible for each other. 

It tries to push Rebecca as this horrible person who doesn’t work with Blake, and make us sympathize with FemCeL MC’s resentment for her, except why should I believe that she doesn’t work with Blake? Sure, she’s only known Blake for a month and they don’t quite see eye-to-eye on personal tastes, but so fucking what? Their relationship is still in the baby steps. The two have plenty of room to take the time to get to know each other better and see if they’re compatible or not. If they’re not compatible, that’s something they should be able to figure out by themselves; MC is in no right or place to decide that they don’t work, let alone try to break them up. For fuck’s sake, Emma Hawkins from HSS literally said “Nice girls finish last” when she was upset about Caleb being with Zoe, and even then, even when she had that mindset, she understood this shit better than the FemCeL MC ever could!!! 

The real kicker of all this is the fact that Rebecca isn’t toxic or horrible in the slightest. Again, the reasons they try to push that Rebecca and Blake don’t work basically just boil down to “she doesn’t like the same things Blake likes”. But not only is that a weak reason for MC to deem them incompatible, but as a whole, Rebecca is characterized as someone who is very kind and well-meaning. 

I’ll give some credit to the affair stories (again, unfortunately), at least they give us actual reasons to root against the relationships between the LIs and their current partners. Sure, their worse traits are exaggerated as all hell for the sole purpose of making the MC seem like “the better woman” for the LI, but the point is that at least we have some actual reason for why Sam shouldn’t be with Sofia, or why Sam shouldn’t be with Addison, or why Cole/Callie shouldn’t be with Daphne. 

With Rebecca however, they put in as little effort into it as possible to make her horrible in any way. She doesn’t like all the things Blake likes– so what, there’s still more for them to explore and share in their relationship, couples don’t have to like all of the same things. She’s kind of squeamish about heights and bats– so what, those are completely normal phobias and she’s not acting entitled or overbearing about it. She pettily tries to keep Blake away from MC– yeah, well, you know fucking what? She’s actually right to do that, MC’s being a complete ass to her. 

And yes, I know we have options for MC to be nice to Rebecca, but unfortunately they’re not meaningful in the slightest. Because even when I consistently have MC be nice to Rebecca, the book still tries to push MC into being resentful towards her. Those “nice options” ultimately just reroute us into more of a “pretends to be your friend” character. In fact, the book pretty much drops the nice options and hard-routes MC into scheming against Rebecca after only five chapters. So it’s nothing more than a cosmetic illusion-of-choice. 

Even worse is that MC is a complete fucking hypocrite too. She can accuse Rebecca of being a “control tyrant”, a “boyfriend/girlfriend stealer”, whatever the fuck, even though that’s exactly how MC is behaving to Rebecca and Blake! Honestly, I consider her the worst written Choices MC of all time. At least Witness MC was only acting irrational because that’s kind of how people may act after being through a highly traumatic event like witnessing a murder? This FemCeL MC has no excuse for ANY of her behaviors. And no, “Because Rebecca killed my Grandma!” isn’t a valid excuse.  

Though, if there’s anything that does make Rebecca and Blake a terrible match, it’s Blake’s complete lack of spine. They’re Caillou’s parents levels of passive towards MC’s obvious scheming. Like, even that complete stranger Sky figured out that MC had her eyes on Blake; there’s no way they themselves didn’t figure it out too unless they were on shrooms the whole trip. 

Speaking of, MC has some serious fucking balls go and blame Blake for “leading her on when they don’t know what they want”. Don’t get me wrong, Blake was incredibly shitty to Rebecca, but you’re seriously gonna act like Blake was shitty to MC too? The whole reason they’re even in this indecisive passive mess in the first place is because MC kept actively trying to screw over their relationship with Rebecca. You started this, MC. You brought this upon yourself. Stop playing the victim here. 

And MC and Blake aren’t the only awful characters in this story either. Lino’s entire character consists of actively and gleefully encouraging MC to break apart Blake and Rebecca’s relationship. Highlight of this book is when I got to smack Lino with a kayak paddle. “Accidentally”, of course. 😀Eve is slightly better as she does challenge MC and Lino’s scheming, but then halfway through the story, she does a COMPLETE 180 and starts encouraging MC to get with Blake. 

And these characters are supposed to be in their late 20s/early 30s too. Pfft. More like, r/13or30, because they’re supposed to be 30 year olds but they act like 13 year olds. I bet even Felicia and Lino’s unborn child was acting more mature than these characters. Then again, considering who his father is, I wouldn’t be so sure that he’s in good hands. 

Of course, all this would be more tolerable if MC actually faced consequences for her behaviors. But she doesn’t. She gets told off by Eve and Rebecca, sure, and we do even get a premium scene where we’re allowed to hear Rebecca lay down some criticisms onto MC. But in the end, MC pretty much gets by with a slap on the wrist for it and proceeds to inevitably end up with Blake in the end. Sooooo yeah, the few callouts MC does get are really only on the level of lampshading, rather than MC facing actual consequences. Just because you simply pointed out the problems doesn’t make them go away, PB!

I’ve got nothing wrong with MCs that can take on a more villainous or morally grey role, or at least don’t have to be nice and friendly all the time– like QB MC, ACOR MC, possibly TH:M MC, and even OG HSS MC to an extent. Heck, even TNA 1 at least tried to make the affair situation seem more morally grey sometimes. 

The thing is, you have to show a little self-awareness. And no, I don’t mean by having someone outright say “these behaviors are bad” and call it a day. I mean actually frame them as villainous or morally grey. 

Let’s look at OG HSS for example, it’s a smaller scale example but you’ll still get the idea. In Book 3, you can decide at multiple points whether you want to be more welcoming or more cold towards the incoming Hearst kids. Being more cold towards the Hearst kids wouldn’t exactly be out-of-pocket given the established school rivalry, and the past conflicts with other Hearst kids in the previous books. 

And if you choose mostly unwelcoming and cold options, it can lose you the spot in your activity that you’re trying out for, even if your MC is successful at tryouts. The reasoning your team captain gives for this is that they don’t want to start drama by picking someone who treats the guests unkindly. 

This works because MC would have believable reasons for these less favorable behaviors, AND they face actual consequences for said behaviors for a realistic and believable reason. 

But in FCL, they’re clearly trying to make us sympathize with MC’s awful behaviors and portray her feelings for Blake as if it’s “true love”. MC is very much meant to be seen as the hero; she still gets together with Blake in the end, and the most condemnation that she ever faces is Rebecca and Eve calling her out once or twice before eventually encouraging her to get with Blake. 

Like, there’s even this scene where you can let Rebecca lay down rightful criticisms onto MC, which is perhaps the other highlight of the story. But it eventually just morphs into Rebecca giving MC a pass because “This isn’t some silly college crush, you really love him don’t you?”. Just… no. Just no. MC, if you truly loved Blake, you’d have respected their damn relationship. 

This is the type of shit why I can’t take it seriously when shills try to defend pointless genderlocking because “this is one of the few games with female leads targeted to women, so let us have this”. Yeah that’s not a valid argument at all when the people making said game have an obviously very low opinion of said target audience of women. Oh yes, I feel soooo empowered as a woman with these stories about being pit against other women into petty catfights over a love interest. Granted, of course, I think all players deserve better than this kind of story regardless of gender, but you get what I mean. 

I’ll give this book some credit though. This is probably the first book where I felt actively good about turning down all the premium stuff. Even in trashy books like Surrender and TNA and RWB, I do often find myself being very tempted out of curiosity to try some of those dirty thirties. But in FCL, I had no problem rejecting all the scenes with Blake, as cute as the East Asian male sprite was. 

This one definitely goes on my permanent Choices shitlist. I personally consider it the second worst story on the app.

[squeamishnerd]

The Brights

Chapter 28: Spring Fever, Part 3

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Beren: You don't happen to know about any dating apps?

Cameron: Aah, everyone is having spring fever, huh? Awesome.

Beren: What? That sounded very sarcastic.

Cameron: The thing I'm trying to distract myself from today is that Jayden has a date, and he might bring them to the dorms tonight.

Beren: Oh no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-

Cameron: It's okay, you didn't know.

Cameron: You know what? Maybe we could talk about this anyway.

Cameron: Your non-existent love life sounds so much more interesting than mine.

I'll help you find an app. I remember Grace mentioning one recently.

Jayden: I just want you to know that I still have feelings for my… ex, and I'm not sure yet how I feel about you or this date. It's nothing personal, I wouldn't be here if it was.

Zoe: It's okay, I kinda expected it. Tell me to stop if I get to pushy or something.

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