#zirkposting

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Im not saying that Zirk doesn't know what personal space is, I'm just saying he's not a practising. Just the important celebrations(?)

He'll sit all over his friends personal space, climb at Fia's back to be carried, Lick henry face without any single explanation and continue his life. He just likes having them close, and likes holding hands, and smooch them and would sit on their laps if not checked. And they probably just let him do. This is Zirk, our weird friend who acts like he's a lap dog when is taller than the media. Let him do, even drum on his back as a way to give him the touches back. Fia fully don't understand personal space so shes gucci doing the same. Henry who is practicant just have a worst time following them, but regardless, they cuddle a lot.

Now, in the other side if someone touches him first, specially his hair, he will flinch and enter alert mode and start questioning his whole life and what they want out of him. Stella used to grab his shoulder so rought, kick his leg to shut him up, asking him to hug her and guilty trip him if not, brush his hair and tie it so tight that it hurt. Sometimes even when he's the one starting the touching.

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Eewww I can't get up my body is very tired.

/puts Zirk on a situation/ he's sick now and he's really bad being sick.

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Do you wanna hear more of my Zirk headcanons?

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"I'm worried i'll never truly be capable of loving another person"

Ok. Ok but. That phrase. I know that (same issue than when yo analyze Sol or bev) caldwel just like to say words. Unhinged stuff.

But.

Ok but.

He was on a truth serum. That doesn't sound like his usual mommy issues. That sounds like he had a lover. That really really hurt him. Hell. Even a very close friend that he emotionally attached himself to and had a very very bad breaking.

And. Man. What. When. What happened. Zirk. What's your story. Did you meet someone. Did someone help you leave your abusive household? Or did you find someone on the way? Did you stablished somewhere? Did you adventurer together? Did you tought you were in love after a first date? Did you fell in love after years? Are you aro as fuck and it was a strange situationship that you didn't knew the type of love it jnvolved and everyone end up hurt?

I need to bite Zirk like a chewtoy and throw him around the room. And I need to yell with anyone. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ZIRK.

Did caldy and Murph had different plans for Zirk's backstory? Is it still part of his story?

What do YOU MEAN WITH LOVING ANOTHER PERSON. WHAT WAS THE PERSON YOU LOVED THAT BROKE YOUR HEART. THATS NOT A MOMMY ISSUE PHRASE. ZIRK. ZIRK I NEED TO KNOW. CALDWELL TANNER I LIVE ON YOUR WALLS.

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Thinking about.

Third mates boat. Which used to be a river boat and they had to half construct half magic into a full sea ship.

I want to say it have a full captain quarters, that originally were meant for Henry. But is currently Zirk's laboratory and Fia’s study. Her books keep looking around zirk's xperiments and getting new pages. (The atlas still wander out and come back bigger)

Henry now sleep with the provisions and he says he enjoys it better that way.

Fia and Irina have a small but cozy quarter to lay together, so does Hank Jr. Who technically shares a room with Zirk, but he sleeps on his work table, on Henry's lap, or between Fia and Irina. Once he slept on his own bed and Jr basically got jumpscared when he went to grab his coat and a whole elf was there.

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Zirk: is infatuated with Billie and showed interest beyond the horny reasons that he obviously have

Me: wow can you believe Zirk is so canonically aromantic? He never showed interest in anyone. At all. Ever. Wow. So aro. Not a single bit. The most aro mad scientist

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my catchphrase last week has been "I can make this about Zirk"

but honetsly it should be "I can make this about eldermourne"

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Zirk is a survivor's of domestic and psychological abuse and I hate how much it's obvious in every single way he acts

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I have this excel sheet in where i keep track of the media im consuming and my favorite character, and some other irrelevant data that I like to send to my friedns so they know what i'm yelling (TM) about today

The thing is that I made a specialcathegory called ZIRK and it only have listed Zirk on Eldermourne, and is empty for the rest.

A friend asked me "Why he isnt on your bf cathegory?"

Because I lvoe him on a very humiliating way, he's my whole personality. He deserves his own cathegory.

(My boyfriend in eldermourne is listed as Jabari)

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Vibrating in a corner

Zirk with locks

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Henry does dad noises.

both Zirk and Fia jump when he makes noises like !?!?!?!?!? WHAT WAS THAT?!

Any of them has been around fathers a lot. The fuck is a dad. Fia has been around a strong mother figure and Zirk had a vaguely passing for a mother figure.

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Another detail of when I draw zirk is that I give him scars half of the time. I just think it's neat

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I said Zirk was ambidextrous just as a quirky thing he does. But what if I make it sad.

what if he's actually left handed but was hit for using his left so he had to learn to use the right? Like it used to happen. So he kinda hyper corrects whenever he's doing things comfortably. But then he hyperfocus on his projects and starts writing with the left again.

Nebel never cared about it and it was confusing(?

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As Zirk main I refuse to acknowledge his interest in Billie.

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Oh I just remember.

I had a stupid dream Caldwell drew Zirk with the hair on his face (like i do) and everyone and their aunt was yelling at me to enter the stream and of course I was "Caldwell tanner live on my walls"

Then some of my mutuals were on my house not kn my pc, then something about sandwiches and then became abstractness because my dreams don't have coherent narratives

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Pre-third mates zirk should be illegal