#zirkposting

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I'm calling this Eldermourne relisten. WAIT IS ZIRK STRAIGHT?! And I'll let you know if Zirk is or isn't canonically queer.

[cookies-over-yonder]

if i start zirkposting will the naddpod fans find me??????? guys??????

[purplecladmerchant]

something something self sacrificing idiot. Something Something winter fairy.

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Very important Zirk Stats

Here is my final tally of people (and non people) who Zirk has been explicitly attracted to during Eldermourne:

Doctor Nebbel. (on his yonger days)

Prophet Cain. (on his younger days, but he would make out with current day Cain if he have to. Slut.)

A Yeti.

Shank. If feara doesn't make a move, he would.

Thab.

? Bukvar (on a wig)

Billie. But specially when she's not in front of him.

Honorary mentions:

He needs Henry's cum. He needs he to cum on that flask. And Henry's nuts be distracting him. He just keep staring.

2. On a intro bit he looks respectfully to Kenly. That, we all know, means thirsting.

3. After meeting the deep folk he mention how much he is fascinated by people with tusk. He's just long range thristing by all the deep folk.

final veredict: Pan, but more than that, a Monsterfucker. There are just two humans on this list, and one is more like a evil zombie.

[purplecladmerchant]

Thinking about the moment Zirk gives Fia the allcure when he's about to try and take off the crown from Irina.

How he knew he was, mostly sure, about to die. When he gave his life to a fairy that wasn't even present.

He wasn't giving Fia the allcure to be used on him, not to save him, even if he knew he was about to die. He was giving Fia the all cure to use it, to heal all, to heal everyone, but not him. He was about to die, and it wasn't even a tought on his head to tell them "Hey, bring me back if something happen"

No, it was "Hey, I'm fucking leaving. Save the world, in my memory ok?"

Zirk Vervain why you are like this, why everyone goes before you, why you don't think you deserve anything, even being alive, when you have created the cure of death yourself.

[purplecladmerchant]

Silly trans Zirk headcanons:

He did his own top surgery. It really sucks. He have a big acid burn aall over his left pec, and the worst bigass scar under his right one. The bright side is that it looks like everything but a top surgery scar and that's kind of reaffirming to him.

Doctor Nebble did his bottom surgery. It is Profesional and polished and not a single tissue out of place.

He can brew his own magic-ish HRT potions. He rather don't. The chest scar thing have him sigthly traumatized. But he would do if he's traveling and have no other alchemist to get help from.

[purplecladmerchant]

what’s your favorite zirk line?

In the silly Cathegory it absolutely is "ILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Told @ Cain while he was being absolutely cool, and the third mates were getting their collective ass kicked. They really needed Cain to save them and he was willing to make out with him huh? Slut.

But for real? Maybe because I just heard the ending, but "I can't keep learning this lesson" which he says, of course, to Stella. But then repeats (a similar, not exact) to Cain, and finally to Cerenysus as "How many times I've to learn that lesson?"

He, in fact, will always give the chance to people, and, sadly, a lot of people will disappoint him.

[purplecladmerchant]

when was the alst time I drew a blorbo?

anyway, Zirk but a looped eared bunny because he's bnuy coded.

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Im thinking on draw some eldermourne characters as tarot cards. Because the imagery is cool.

I was thinking Fia is 00, the Fool. And in the other end, Irina the XXI, the world. Representing the beginning amd end of the path. But also Fia's optimist, potential and everything to be. And Irina being everything, her power, all composing. Probably the most powerful being in eldermourne.

Henry is absolutely a hanged man. Throw to the water on a mutin for telling it. As good as he can be, as correct as he can, with the twisted situation he is in. Martyr victim or at fault. Maybe all. The hanged man is pointed and put into a punishment, despite his actions being the correct ones (helping Oliette, dying at sea) it shows a strong will (tho Henry find it on his way, he finds it)

Zirk I was thinking the wheel of fortune. Fitting for the alchemist, the support always creating different effects and buffs for his party from a vast list of possibilities. Tho cycles and karma are universal for all the characters, they still apply to him and the cycle of abuse he's breaking from. Is also about velocity, quick decisions and quick changes. And Zirk is a character that keep oscillating between diferent aesthetics (mortician, doctor, alchemist, cowboy, conman) but also whell of fortune means the full situation isn't on your hands, you don't have full control (om Stella's, Nebble's, Henry & Fia's)

I want to think more...

[purplecladmerchant]

have u considered zirk and quick blast cass calloway

If I say no, I'd be lying.

Strong scary woman who can kick his ass is Zirk's type. He would love to be pinned by her four arms, probably would suck on her gun. You know, general horny stuff.

But funnier than that is imagining his face when he finds out Cass fucked two Vervain's generations.

His karma for fucking two Hogfish generations.

Except that Zirk didn't noticed. Cass should notice she's ducking Stella 2.0, they look alike enough. How much of an asshole she is? Is she just having fun?, her type is masochist blonde elf? She didn't figured for some weird reason? Or she is doing it specifically to hurt Stella? Who knows. All of it sounds so fun

[purplecladmerchant]

Gonna assign Miranda's songs to the third mates because who's gonna stop me?

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Anyway

Look at the hour.

[purplecladmerchant]

hes not doin it for halloween hes doin it because he's a victorian doctor

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For the doodle requests, a Zirk

But what if you kiss me, with tongue.

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There was a convo on the naddcord that I didn't reached about what characters should be fat (and how annoying the negative associations with weight, which absolute true. ) but I just want to say.

Zirk is weak pathetic and in the bones, and he drops like three kgs in two days when they interact with Stella.

But Irina fully grandma him into putting weight. You look too thin mister Zirk. Here have another portion. You don't leave this table until you eat all your soup. Here i made cookies have some while you work that potion.

Let me have Zirk getting loved and getting fatty.

[purplecladmerchant]

I may not be a trans man zirk truther. But I'm a trans zirk appreciator