#zirkposting

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I'm calling this Eldermourne relisten. WAIT IS ZIRK STRAIGHT?! And I'll let you know if Zirk is or isn't canonically queer.

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something something self sacrificing idiot. Something Something winter fairy.

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Very important Zirk Stats

Here is my final tally of people (and non people) who Zirk has been explicitly attracted to during Eldermourne:

Doctor Nebbel. (on his yonger days)

Prophet Cain. (on his younger days, but he would make out with current day Cain if he have to. Slut.)

A Yeti.

Shank. If feara doesn't make a move, he would.

Thab.

? Bukvar (on a wig)

Billie. But specially when she's not in front of him.

Honorary mentions:

He needs Henry's cum. He needs he to cum on that flask. And Henry's nuts be distracting him. He just keep staring.

2. On a intro bit he looks respectfully to Kenly. That, we all know, means thirsting.

3. After meeting the deep folk he mention how much he is fascinated by people with tusk. He's just long range thristing by all the deep folk.

final veredict: Pan, but more than that, a Monsterfucker. There are just two humans on this list, and one is more like a evil zombie.

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Thinking about the moment Zirk gives Fia the allcure when he's about to try and take off the crown from Irina.

How he knew he was, mostly sure, about to die. When he gave his life to a fairy that wasn't even present.

He wasn't giving Fia the allcure to be used on him, not to save him, even if he knew he was about to die. He was giving Fia the all cure to use it, to heal all, to heal everyone, but not him. He was about to die, and it wasn't even a tought on his head to tell them "Hey, bring me back if something happen"

No, it was "Hey, I'm fucking leaving. Save the world, in my memory ok?"

Zirk Vervain why you are like this, why everyone goes before you, why you don't think you deserve anything, even being alive, when you have created the cure of death yourself.

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Silly trans Zirk headcanons:

He did his own top surgery. It really sucks. He have a big acid burn aall over his left pec, and the worst bigass scar under his right one. The bright side is that it looks like everything but a top surgery scar and that's kind of reaffirming to him.

Doctor Nebble did his bottom surgery. It is Profesional and polished and not a single tissue out of place.

He can brew his own magic-ish HRT potions. He rather don't. The chest scar thing have him sigthly traumatized. But he would do if he's traveling and have no other alchemist to get help from.

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have u considered zirk and quick blast cass calloway

If I say no, I'd be lying.

Strong scary woman who can kick his ass is Zirk's type. He would love to be pinned by her four arms, probably would suck on her gun. You know, general horny stuff.

But funnier than that is imagining his face when he finds out Cass fucked two Vervain's generations.

His karma for fucking two Hogfish generations.

Except that Zirk didn't noticed. Cass should notice she's ducking Stella 2.0, they look alike enough. How much of an asshole she is? Is she just having fun?, her type is masochist blonde elf? She didn't figured for some weird reason? Or she is doing it specifically to hurt Stella? Who knows. All of it sounds so fun

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Gonna assign Miranda's songs to the third mates because who's gonna stop me?

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Anyway

Look at the hour.

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hes not doin it for halloween hes doin it because he's a victorian doctor

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There was a convo on the naddcord that I didn't reached about what characters should be fat (and how annoying the negative associations with weight, which absolute true. ) but I just want to say.

Zirk is weak pathetic and in the bones, and he drops like three kgs in two days when they interact with Stella.

But Irina fully grandma him into putting weight. You look too thin mister Zirk. Here have another portion. You don't leave this table until you eat all your soup. Here i made cookies have some while you work that potion.

Let me have Zirk getting loved and getting fatty.

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I may not be a trans man zirk truther. But I'm a trans zirk appreciator

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We (and for we, I mean I) don't talk enough about Zirk's potential acoholism.

He drinks, and drinks strong. He doesn't drink silly fun brevages and doesn't seem to care about good tastes or refined wines. He wants the stronger thing that can burn his throat and get him shitfaced instantly.

And as a heavy drinker-- This man drinks to abscent himself, to destruct his own person and stop thinking for a minute. Zirk's one step away from adiction at every moment and the only reason he isn't an alcoholic is because he probably self checks, controls and forces himself to stay sober to work (to exhaustion if possible. No toughts a way or another.)

Because an alcoholic isn't functional and if he isn't functional he isn't useful and if he isn't useful he's basically unworthy of any kind of positive interaction.

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Zirk doing nat 20 on his lying check and yet getting a panic attack.

I can and will write a longass post about it.

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@meteortrails have a lot of right opinions.This was one.

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Me: feels sick

Me:.... Zirk&Henry sick fic, no ship 3k words. Go.

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Wait. Zirk's is "leap year baby"? Did I hear correctly? That means 29 February right? His birthday is soon (!)