#zim x kat

[loverboy-m]

Por que a nadie le gustan mis ships?

Mis ships:

+ close up!

:3

[jolteom-eats-bagels]

Kid vs Kat is underrated even if it is just a ripoff

‼️DNI PROSHIPPERS/ZOOPHILES, both characters are the same age in this AU also Kat is a furry, he just walks on all fours to fool humans‼️

i guess the ship name would be ZaKr?? Idk something like that

[for-tammy-rae]

about me⛥

"The companions of our childhood possess a certain power over our minds which hardly any later friend gets to obtain."

⛥ Noah, he/him only

legal name : Noah Wire-Harris-Love-Starkey

⛥ witch, lady aphrodite and lord apollo devotee

⛥ bi (I don't care much about my identity, I don't care about a partners gener or how many we have), feminist, activist, riot grrrl lover

⛥ bassist, artist, writer

⛥ SEND FREAKY ASKS IM A SLUT IM A WHORE

lookin' for sum sick ass friends!

☆ HEY!!! I often post $h/or yap about it, and sometimes I forget to add tws or tags. it's safer to block me as a whole.

MUSIC!

Bikini Kill, Hole, Babes In Toyland, Sleater Kinney, Anti-flag, Courtney Love, Pearl Jam, The Linda Lindas, Jack Off Jill, Smashing Pumpkins, Bratmobile, Joan Jett, The Vaselines, Melissa Auf Der Maur, The Julie Ruin, Alice In Chains, Weezer, Le Tigre, X-Ray Specs, 7 Year Bitch, Dream Nails, The Vaselines, Pagan Babies, Green Day, Heavens to Betsy, Title Fight, Splendora, L7, Slutever, Blink 182, Lunachicks, Sunny Day Real Estate, Veruca Salt, Sonic Youth, Local H, Stone Temple Pilots.

Movies/TV

Zero Day, Daria, Bob's Burgers, Napoleon Dynamite, Invader Zim, Coraline, Jackass, Beavis and Butthead, Salad Fingers, The Dirties, Home Movies.

Gore favs

Mangue 937, 2 Guys 1 Chainsaw, Chechclear, Ms. Pacman, Ronnie Mcnutt, 3 Guys 1 Hammer, etc.

There are far more, these are the more infamous.

Fav women of rock

Kathleen Hanna, Kathi Wilcox, Jennifer Finch, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Patty Schemel, Courtney Love, Frances Mckee, Donita Sparks, Nina Gordon, Avril Lavigne, Amy Lee, Kat Bjelland.

anyway. I'm a huge necro, masochist, somnophile, absolute slut and whore, and a hematolagniac. also <3 blowfly girl!!

bf / gf / friend / get to know you form

[matchakatt]

Hi! o(>ω<)o

I'm MatchaKatt, but you can call me Kat. I draw and sometimes write for fun! I mostly draw furries and fanart, but be warned that I will sometimes draw gore or other sensitive topics. Also, I mostly write x reader and yandere stuff when it comes to fanfics.

I'm an introvert, bisexual, Canadian and I'm currently learning how to code.

My current hyperfixation is South Park.

Some of the stuff I enjoy/fandoms I'm in are:

Pokémon

Animal Crossing

Undertale/Deltarune

FNAF

Friday Night Funkin'

BATIM/BATDR (BATIM more so)

Chainsaw Man

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Trevor Henderson

Madness Combat

Invader Zim

Gravity Falls

Spooky Month

Chikn Nuggit

DHMIS

Sanrio

Sonic

Cuphead

TADC

Villainous

DDLC

Dead by Daylight/Slashers

South Park

Probably lots more that I'm missing here

The ask box is open for:

Questions about my OCs, or just talking about one of my current fandoms. Might consider taking requests for art or fanfics, but for now they're closed.

You can also find me on:

DeviantArt

Art Fight

Art Street (Medibang Paint)

Enjoy your stay!!

[stormyaskgames]

1 Spooky💀🧟🧛🏻‍♀️🫀🧠👻👹🎃

2 the invisible man ( the one from the 30s not the garbage remake)

3 my witchy✨

4 Emerald

5 Obsidian, Ruby, Peridot.

6 🤷‍♂️ idk i don’t have a concept of time or understand that

7 The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?

8 the good kind of nightmares

9 Feel Good Inc

10 🤷‍♂️ i avoid sad shit like the plague. Sad isn’t fun.

11 Nico Di Angelo

12 Drawing, Painting, Sewing, making robots, cosplay.

13 any with neku✨💜

14 people are so varied and interesting it really depends on the person. My favorite part on anyones body though is their spine. You figure out where the spine is you can map their whole body out when you draw.

15 does the 1900s count? Like victorian times? Idk man modern decades were boring and not as good for me as 2020s are going.

16 Creature Feature/Rufus Rex

17 Invader Zim! Making Feinds! Underdog! Crashbox! Hercules the Animated Series, Lilo and Stitch The Animated Series, Growing Up Creepe, Edger and Ellen, Tutenstein, Yugioh, The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic AM, Inspector Gadget, Ben 10, ext

18 🤷‍♂️

19 lewis Carrol Jabberwocky, Annabel Lee/The Bells ( i think the later is funny) Edger Allen Poe

20 any album by creature feature/Rufus rex or doctor steel part two electric boogaloo. No skips! Perfection✨

21 how the alien invasion in war of the worlds was stopped by the common cold. Blew my mind as a child.

22 the kind that makes me want to put it in my mouth ( blue flavor is best flavor. If i own something blue it has more than likely been in my mouth. Its why i don’t own a-lot of blue clothes so I’m not just sucking on myself) i have synesthesia my senses are scrambled i taste colors and see music

23 Feeling happy, being with the people i love, consuming content i love 🤷‍♂️

24 HALLOWEEEEEEEN!✨💜💀👻🎃

25 chocolate oranges, japanese kit kats, matcha flavored stuff, zots, pop rocks, candy dots, candy blood, candy glass, honey sticks, truffles, pocky

26 neku! My best friend of nearly two decades, the best boyfriend i could ever ask for, love of my life. And favorite person✨💜💜💜💜

27 little shop of horrors, Sweeny Todd, Repo the genetic Opera, Wonka

28 Spiderman, Deadpool, Underdog, Dr Strange, Ant Man, The Scarlet Witch, Red Hood, Damian Wayne, X-men!, Venom

29🤷‍♂️ im dyscalculic

30 TO DYSCALCULIC FOR THIIIIS

⭐ 30 favourites asks

favourite…

1 - season?

2 - classic film?

3 - nostalgia-inducing possession?

4 - shade of green?

5 - gemstone?

6 - hour of the night?

7 - quote?

8 - type of dream?

9 - happy song?

10 - sad song?

11 - character from a book?

12 - creative medium?

13 - memory?

14 - aspect of a person’s face?

15 - decade before the 2020s?

16 - band?

17 - animated film/tv show?

18 - constellation?

19 - poem?

20 - album?

21 - ending in fictional media?

22 - shade of blue?

23 - part of being alive?

24 - holiday?

25 - kind of candy?

26 - person you know?

27 - musical movie?

28 - superhero?

29 - book longer than 500 pages?

30 - book shorter than 300 pages?

[vamq1re]

NO MINORS!!! MDNI

Hello!

I'm vamq1re, or other names I go by cactuskisser, Kordiform-iheartnerdymen! I'm an Adult Hispanic digital artist and currently working towards graphic design (academically) you can call me kat!

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

INTEREST:

Mostly...

➤Creepypasta, TMNT, TADC, Murder Drones, Valorant, Overwatch, Once Human, Hello Kitty, HorrorCore, Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact, Honkai: Starrail, Dandy's World (Roblox Game), Inside Job, Arcane, CookieRunKingdom, MTV Downtown, Pokemon (Umbreon, Snivy, and Meloetta), Invader Zim, Scott Pilgrim, Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse, MouthWashing, Vocaloid, Anime: Beastars, Death, DandadanSonic!, MCR, ICP, PTV, and so on...

SOCIALS: (better organized)

(NSFW&SFW) TWITTER (X): iheartnerdymen Archive of Our Own: kordiform (Silly Stuff) TikTok: cactuskisser Tumblr (You're Here silly!): vamq1re Discord: (DMS)

FOR COMMISSIONS: Currently Closed

KO-FI: vampiresuck CARD: (would be inserted later/WIp)

DOs (FOR COMMISSIONS)

NSFW GORE FURRIES OC's SHIPS (legally)

DONT's (FOR COMMISSIONS)

INCEST MINORS HATE SPEECH CONTROVERSIAL MATERIAL

OTHER STUFF (fun facts about me!!):

➙I'm a gothic poser (Poser because I'm not full goth) (it's pretty light goth since makeup causes my skin to flare up sometimes) ➙I like Jellyfishes and Turtles... Cats ➙I like many colors, but blue is my all-time favorite! ➙Love Orchids ➙Baking and Cooking are my hobbies ➙Crotcheing! ➙Love Gardening and plants in general! ➙I love collecting charm bracelets and jewelry ➙Playing Games! I make time for it to leave the stress of the real world!

✏ Check out my buddies work on Ao3: Elliet_Doe Offline Tumblr Thoughts: vampireoffline (basically shit-posting) Good Read, please!! ASK ME ANYTHING TOO! I don't mind and I'll answer to the best of my ability!

[satans-codpiece]

rough draft teaser of one of the fics ive been working on,,, (nsft)

Zim isn’t ripping your throat out; he’s whimpering. Cool and wet, his tongue laves at your skin, the flat ridges of his teeth keeping you in place, but not particularly hurting. The metal is- you blink, ignore the muffled noises Zim makes against you- long, thin appendages from Zim’s metallic backpack. Two are folded to press the last segment flat against your wrist without damage- and considering the shiny sharp point at the end, you’re thankful for whatever self control Zim has.

He shifts in position, bringing his thin thigh between yours, just barely grazing against the front of your pants. The sudden sensation- however slight it is- has you gasping, only half in surprise. It’s pure coincidence; his hands grab at your sides, pull you closer to him as he grinds down harder onto your leg. You chase what friction you can get, lifting your hips as much as you can- the metal leg helping you, letting your weight come off the door to wrap your free leg around Zim’s. He wobbles at first, but a fourth metal appendage sprouts from his back to keep him steady in the repetitive waves of his hips, his quiet whines never ceasing.

The angle is all wrong and the seam of your jeans is just too wide to fit snugly between your labia- the rough back and forth of your hips relegated to the duller sensation, simple pressure across the whole of your pussy. It’s not enough to be able to get off- but feeling Zim’s frantic movements and his cool breath gasping between his teeth was enough for now. 

You hadn’t been able to see him at all before- at least like this you could imagine what he’d been like then, all shaking tremors and grasping, desperate hands. His antennae- you nearly laughed at the absurdity of it all- are pressed close to his scalp, occasionally twitching with desire. 

You strain your neck- Zim’s teeth dragging slowly across your skin, surely leaving red welts in their wake- and let your soft, pink tongue touch to one chitinous antenna. Zim stiffens immediately, his claws biting into your shoulders until you’re sure he’s drawn blood- but he doesn’t push you away. You try again, mimicking the motions he had made on your neck; you slide your tongue as far as you can up and down the thin length, curling the tip around it until Zim is shaking, choking noises spilling from his mouth, the further antenna twitching rapidly.

[sky-colors]

Mis ships y OTPs homo de cartoons para niños uwu <3 (Cuyos personajes canonmente tienen forma antropomorfa (???))

Organizados según la fecha de emisión del primer episodio xd

ZaDr (Invasor Zim) OTP! y fue en la que más me duró el hype uvuUu

Bujeet (Phineas y Ferb) ;; Teniendo tanto material canon homo me duele que hayan tan pocos fanarts sobre ellos. Tengo una OTP de este cartoon, pero es una por la que me siento culpable, basta decir que uno no es humano BDUu

Coop x Denis (Kid vs Kat) ;; los shippeaba mucho, pero casi no hay nada de ellos... xDUu no hay mucho material canon para shippearlos, pero siempre sentí que Denis estaba algo fijado en Coop, incluso celoso de Fiona...

Bubbleline (Hora de Aventura) OTP! ;; Son tan canon no canon! Autores, declaren de un vez que son canon, no solo insinuaciones! ;;

Ectofeature (Hey, Ese es mi fantasma) OTP!!!!!! ;; Gosh, eran taaan homo, pero podía pasar como una brotp en el canon... SI NO HUBIERAN HECHO ESE CORTO DONDE LITERALMENTE PARECE QUE A SPENCER LA “SONRISA” DE BILLY “LE DA MARIPOSAS” ESO FUE DEMASIADO HOMO!!! 

Rupphire (Steven Universe) Son tan lindas (y canon)!!! ;; <3 (Gracias  axmuffins por decirme el nombre de esta ship <3)

FangBill (Fangbone!) ¡CREÍ QUE ESTE CARTOON SE HABÍA ESTRENADO EL AÑO PASADO! ¿¡Cómo es posible que siendo tan divertido, genial y adorable no haya conseguido más fans?! ;; ... BDUu Lo vi porque en una página de fb de cartoons mencionaron que shippeaban a los protas, luego lo encontré en Netflix y me vi todo el cartoon.. NECESITO MÁS EPISODIOS! POR FAVOR, HAGAMOS MÁS CONOCIDO ESTE CARTOON!!

Tomco (Star vs las fuerzas del mal) Me gustó mucho el diseño de Tom, como peleaba con Marco empecé a medio shippearlos, luego en el cap en el que salen todo el día juntos ya terminé por shippearlos xD

Juleka x Rose (Miraculous Ladybug) Son muy lindas juntas ;; <3

PapperHat (Villanos) Siento que son como los padres de 505 :’D , pero los shippeo más que nada por Flug diciendo “Jefecito chulo” xDUu. Por favor, vean todo el playlist de Villainous! Apoyemos para que Villanos se convierta por fin en una serie. ¡Tiene tanto potencial! ;; Cada video es mejor que el anterior pero recibe menos visitas... ;;

No sabía si incluir a JumbaxPleakley, xd no son furry, pero tampoco muy antropomorfos. Tampoco incluí Randy x Howard porque es más BROTP que ship uvuUu

My ships y OTPs homo of children’s cartoons uwu <3 (with anthropomorphic canon form characters(???))

Organized according to first chapter relese date xd

ZaDr (Invader Zim) OTP! with the longest hype (?) uvuUu

Bujeet (Phineas & Ferb) ;; They had a lot homo canon material, hurts that there are so few fanarts of them. I have an OTP in this cartoon, but... one isn’t human, so... I felt guilty

Coop x Denis (Kid vs Kat) ;; I ship then hard, but there are almost nothing about they.. xDUu There aren’t a lot of canon things to ship them, but I always feel that Denis felt something more than friendship to Coop, even jaleous of Fiona

Bubbleline (Adventure time) OTP! ;; They are so canon not canon! Creator, say it’s canon, don’t just advances! ;;

Ectofeature (Dude, That’s my ghost) OTP!!!!!! ;; Gosh, they were sooo homo, but they look like a canon brotp... IFTHAT SHORT DOESN’T EXIST, LITERALLY, LOOKS LIKE THE “SMILLE” OF BILLY REALLY REALLY REALLY “GIVE” SPENCER “BUTTERFLYS” THAT WAS SO HOMO!!!

Rupphire (Steven Universe) They are so cute and canon!!! ;; <3  (Thanks axmuffins for tell me this ship name <3)

FangBill (Fangbone!) I BELIEVE THIS CARTOON WAS RELEASED THE LAST YEAR! How is possible that this cartoon being so funny, awesome, and cute isn’t more popular?! ;;  BDUu I watch it because on a fb page said fans ship the male protagonists, then I found the cartoon in Netflix and watch all the chapters... I NEED MORE CHAPTERS! PLEASE, LET’S MAKE MORE POPULAR THIS CARTOON!

Tomco (Star vs the forces of evil) I liked a lot Tom design, he and Marco fight so I half-shipped them, after the chapter were they spend a dar together I shipped them totally xD

Juleka x Rose (Miraculous Ladybug) They are so cute together! ;; <3

PapperHat (Villainous) I feel like they are the parents of 505 :’D, but I ship them more because of Flug saying “Jefecito chulo” xDUu. Please, watch all the Villainous playlist! Let’s support Villainous to become -finally- a serie. Have so mucho potential!! ;; Each video is beter than the previous, but gets less views... ;;

I don’t know if include JumbaxPleakley, xd they aren’t furry, but neither so anthropomorphic. Neither include Randy x Howard because is more a BroTP than a ship uvuUu

[id-pack-archive]

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Scenemo Names | ac!d. acid. adder. aisling. alex. alice. alix. amethyst. annabelle. ash. ashlee. ashley. aspen. avril. axe. ayesha. bates. bell. bella. belladonna. bellatrix. billy. blair. blitz. bloodie. bloodscene. blythe. bow. bree. candi. celeste. chase. checkerz. clarity. coraline. couture. crow. cyril. cyrus. demi. demonia. devin. dizzy. ebony. electra. elliot. emery. emmett. emo. erin. evan. gavin. gerard. ghostie. gloom. gray. gutz. havoc. hazel. heyley. hunter. hyde. ink. iris. ivory. ivy. jade. jasper. jax. jet. jett. julie. kai kandi. kandiz. kat. kayden. killer. kitt. kobi. kyler. lapis. lee. lexie. luna. lynx. lyxzen. maddox. madeline. mae. malice. marceline. mars. midnight. mika. neo. nina. nora. nyx. obscene. octavia. onix. onyx. opal. orchid. pearl. phantom. phoenix. pierce, pitch. pixie. punk. rain. raine. rainer. rave. raven. raver. razorz. reaper. ripley. rogue. ronnie. rose. rouge. roux. rubi. ruby ruby. sable. salem. sally. sapphire. sash. sasha. scythe. silvi. silvia. smoke. smokey. snow. sonya. soot. sparrow. spike. splatter. stella. stripe. sunny. suzi. suzie. suzy. taffi. taffy. tempest. travis. trend. tyler. vesper. vivi. wentz. wesley. willow. wound. xander. z!m. zach. zack. zade. zaire. zak. zander. zara. zero. ziggy. zim. zircon. zoe. zyair.

Pronouns | 3ds/3d. 3rr0r/3rr0r. 666/666. 2000/2000. :3/:3. ?!/!?. ay/aym. bark/bark. bi/bim. bite/bite. black/black. bling/blingee. blood/blood. bone/bone. bow/bow. brace/bracelet. bright/colour. byte/byte. cat/cat. cata/catatonic. ce/cer. check/checkered. chem/chem. cir/circut. cos/co. cry/cry. dead/dead. death/death. dino/dino. e/e. emo/emo. epic/epic. ev/ev. exe/exe. ey/em. eye/strain. fang/fang. fringe/fringe. ghost/ghost. gir/gir. gir/girz. glit/glitter. glitter/glitter. glow/glow. glow/stick. gore/gore. grr/grr. gun/gun. gut/gut. gut/guts. h3/h1m. hor/horror. hx/hxm. it/it. ix/ix. kan/kandi. kand/kandi. kandi/kandi. kandi/kandiz. kill/kill. kit/kit. knife/knife. lix/lix. luv/luv. mask/mask. meow/meow. mew/mew. mlp/mlp. mon/monster. music/music. neo/neon. neon/neon. net/net. nya/nya. nya/nyan. nyan/cat. pika/pikachu. pix/pix. pixel/pixel. plur/plur. pony/pony. pop/pop. pop/tart. queen/queen. quiet/quiet. rain/rain. rainbow/rainbow. rave/rave. rawr/rawr. raz/razor. red/red. rei/reina. scene/scene. scene/scenes. scene/scenester. scream/scream. sh3/h3r. si/silent. skull/skull. slash/slash. slice/slice. spi/spider. spook/spook. stab/stab. stick/sticker. sticker/sticker. stud/stud. thxy/thxm. tutu/tutu. txt/txt. vamp/vamp. video/game. x3/x3. x]/x]. XD/XD. xe/xem. xey/xem. xy/xyr. ze/zem. ze/zer. zi/zim. zim/zim. zom/zombie. zomb/zomb.

SCENEMO NAMES ⌇　ac!d.　 acid.　 adder.　 aisling.　 alex.　 alice.　 alix.　 amethyst.　 annabelle.　 ash.　 ashlee.　 ashley.　 aspen.　 avril.　 axe.　 ayesha.　 bates.　 bell.　 bella.　 belladonna.　 bellatrix.　 billy.　 blair.　 blitz.　 bloodie.　 bloodscene.　 blythe.　 bow.　 bree.　 candi.　 celeste.　 chase.　 checkerz.　 clarity.　 coraline.　 couture.　 crow.　 cyril.　 cyrus.　 demi.　 demonia.　 devin.　 dizzy.　 ebony.　 electra.　 elliot.　 emery.　 emmett.　 emo.　 erin.　 evan.　 gavin.　 gerard.　 ghostie.　 gloom.　 gray.　 gutz.　 havoc.　 hazel.　 heyley.　 hunter.　 hyde.　 ink.　 iris.　 ivory.　 ivy.　 jade.　 jasper.　 jax.　 jet.　 jett.　 julie.　 kai kandi.　 kandiz.　 kat.　 kayden.　 killer.　 kitt.　 kobi.　 kyler.　 lapis.　 lee.　 lexie.　 luna.　 lynx.　 lyxzen.　 maddox.　 madeline.　 mae.　 malice.　 marceline.　 mars.　 midnight.　 mika.　 neo.　 nina.　 nora.　 nyx.　 obscene.　 octavia.　 onix.　 onyx.　 opal.　 orchid.　 pearl.　 phantom.　 phoenix.　 pierce, pitch.　 pixie.　 punk.　 rain.　 raine.　 rainer.　 rave.　 raven.　 raver.　 razorz.　 reaper.　 ripley.　 rogue.　 ronnie.　 rose.　 rouge.　 roux.　 rubi.　 ruby ruby.　 sable.　 salem.　 sally.　 sapphire.　 sash.　 sasha.　 scythe.　 silvi.　 silvia.　 smoke.　 smokey.　 snow.　 sonya.　 soot.　 sparrow.　 spike.　 splatter.　 stella.　 stripe.　 sunny.　 suzi.　 suzie.　 suzy.　 taffi.　 taffy.　 tempest.　 travis.　 trend.　 tyler.　 vesper.　 vivi.　 wentz.　 wesley.　 willow.　 wound.　 xander.　 z!m.　 zach.　 zack.　 zade.　 zaire.　 zak.　 zander.　 zara.　 zero.　 ziggy.　 zim.　 zircon.　 zoe.　 zyair.

PRONOUNS ⌇　3ds/3d.　 3rr0r/3rr0r.　 666/666.　 2000/2000.　 :3/:3.　 ?!/!?.　 ay/aym.　 bark/bark.　 bi/bim.　 bite/bite.　 black/black.　 bling/blingee.　 blood/blood.　 bone/bone.　 bow/bow.　 brace/bracelet.　 bright/colour.　 byte/byte.　 cat/cat.　 cata/catatonic.　 ce/cer.　 check/checkered.　 chem/chem.　 cir/circut.　 cos/co.　 cry/cry.　 dead/dead.　 death/death.　 dino/dino.　 e/e.　 emo/emo.　 epic/epic.　 ev/ev.　 exe/exe.　 ey/em.　 eye/strain.　 fang/fang.　 fringe/fringe.　 ghost/ghost.　 gir/gir.　 gir/girz.　 glit/glitter.　 glitter/glitter.　 glow/glow.　 glow/stick.　 gore/gore.　 grr/grr.　 gun/gun.　 gut/gut.　 gut/guts.　 h3/h1m.　 hor/horror.　 hx/hxm.　 it/it.　 ix/ix.　 kan/kandi.　 kand/kandi.　 kandi/kandi.　 kandi/kandiz.　 kill/kill.　 kit/kit.　 knife/knife.　 lix/lix.　 luv/luv.　 mask/mask.　 meow/meow.　 mew/mew.　 mlp/mlp.　 mon/monster.　 music/music.　 neo/neon.　 neon/neon.　 net/net.　 nya/nya.　 nya/nyan.　 nyan/cat.　 pika/pikachu.　 pix/pix.　 pixel/pixel.　 plur/plur.　 pony/pony.　 pop/pop.　 pop/tart.　 queen/queen.　 quiet/quiet.　 rain/rain.　 rainbow/rainbow.　 rave/rave.　 rawr/rawr.　 raz/razor.　 red/red.　 rei/reina.　 scene/scene.　 scene/scenes.　 scene/scenester.　 scream/scream.　 sh3/h3r.　 si/silent.　 skull/skull.　 slash/slash.　 slice/slice.　 spi/spider.　 spook/spook.　 stab/stab.　 stick/sticker.　 sticker/sticker.　 stud/stud.　 thxy/thxm.　 tutu/tutu.　 txt/txt.　 vamp/vamp.　 video/game.　 x3/x3.　 x]/x].　 XD/XD.　 xe/xem.　 xey/xem.　 xy/xyr.　 ze/zem.　 ze/zer.　 zi/zim.　 zim/zim.　 zom/zombie.　 zomb/zomb.

[kdinjenzen]

What were your favorite animes/cartoons growing? Were there any you found annoying?

Okay, cutting this list off by things released from 2009 and BEFORE...

Also, I’m so sorry, this is going to be a super long post... 

My Favorites that I can remember off the top of my head, because I’m SURE I forgot like a billion other shows that I obsessed over from earlier in my life:

Darkwing Duck

Bucky O' Hare

Batman: The Animated Series

My Little Pony

Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa

Tiny Toon Adventures

SatAM

SWAT Kats

Gargoyles

ReBoot

The Magic School Bus

Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?

Earthworm Jim

Freakazoid

Pinky and the Brain

Dexter's Laboratory

Project Geeker

Angry Beavers

Extreme Dinosaurs

Daria

Mummies Alive

Pepper Ann

Powerpuff Girls

Batman Beyond

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Futurama

Home Movies

Rocket Power

Spider-Man

Spider-Man Unlimited

Sheep in the Big City

Static Shock

X-Men Evolution

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

Invader Zim

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Samurai Jack

Time Squad

The Proud Family

ChalkZone

Kim Possible

Scooby-Doo

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

My Life as a Teenage Robot

Teen Titans

Xiaolin Showdown

Danny Phantom

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Justice League/Unlimited

Megas XLR

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Camp Lazlo

Rocko's Modern Life

Doug

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Phineas and Ferb

Chowder

Ben 10

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Spectacular Spider-Man

Sailor Moon

YuYu Hakusho

Dragon Ball

Dragon Ball Z

Hello Kitty

Goof Troop

CardCaptors

Pokemon

Digimon

Monster Rancher

Transformers

Thundercats

Tenchi Muyo

Ronin Warriors

Big O

Gundam

G-Gundam

Outlaw Star

Zoids

Cyborg 009

.hack//

Jackie Chan Adventures

Prince of Tennis

Storm Hawks

Silverhawks

Yu-Gi-Oh

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

The Wild Thornberrys

Fushigi Yugi

Little Bear

Rupert

Detective Conan

Slayers

Escaflowne

You're Under Arrest

Hyper Police

Utena

Cowboy Bebop

Flint the Time Detective

Kare Kano

Ah My Goddess

Trigun

Arc the Lad

Di Gi Charat

Excel Saga

Hunter x Hunter (I STILL NEED TO SEE THE 2011 SERIES, IM SORRY)

Read or Die/Read or Dream

Wild Arms

Medabots

Ceres

Gravitation

Sakura Wars

Shinzo

Angelic Layer

Fruits Basket

I My Me! Strawberry Eggs

Mahoromatic

Tokyo Mew Mew

Pretear, S-CRY-ed

Shaman King

BeyBlade

GetBackers

Ghost in the Shell

Abenobashi: Magical Shopping Arcade

Witch Hunter Robin

Strawberry Shortcake

Rainbow Brite

Care Bears

Chrono Crusade

Full Metal Panic/Fumoffu

Fullmetal Alchemist

Wolf’s Rain

Cybersix

Saiyuki

Sgt. Frog

Tenjho Renge

Viewtiful Joe

IGPX

Kashimashi (EGG MOMENT, HOLY MOTHER OF HECK, EGG MOMENTS EVERYWHERE)

Kekkaishi

Haruhi

xxxHolic

Sketchbook full of colors

GA

Yozakura Quartet

K-On

Ones I hated:

I don’t really have a lot that I hated. The grosser cartoons I guess? Anything with a lot of disgusting humor? I don’t really remember shows I hated much, probably because I didn’t really watch them for more than an episode or so.

[thxcxlxstialwarricr]

[ Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox and I'll respond OOC Meme ] ☁, ಲ, メ, ♬, ۞, Д, 까

☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?

((Yas... Ay really want ta learn Japanese so that ay can read some amazing comics as well as things characters say in Japanese games...))

ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?

((Headphones. Earbuds make me feel uncomfortable.))

メ: Cupcakes or muffins?

((Cupcakes... evil cupcakes.))

♬: Cats or dogs?

((Cats.))

۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?

((A lot... most ay liek ta watch today. Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Sonic X, Kirby Right Back at Ya, The Smurfs, Pokemon, Rorouni Kenshin,  Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, Foster Home for Imaginary Friends, House of Mouse, An old VCR tape that had old Mickey Cartoons, Invader ZIM, Danny Phantom, The Fairly Oddparents, Avatar the Last Airbender, Kick Buttowski, The American Dragon, Kid vs Kat, Scooby-Doo, and of course Zatch Bell. Das most of em.))

Д: Strangest food you’ve eaten?

((Well I’ve eaten some Japanese food... uh... is dat weird enough?))

까: Cookies or brownies?

((Bothed are a good but cookies are a better.))

[loverboy-m]

Ocfication

Alien furro y Alien insecto

[noirandchocolate]

Meanwhile back at the D&D planning session last week...

Bast:  Kat I know you want to keep parts of your character concept a secret until they’re revealed in-game, so--

Me:  *just sitting there quietly giggling with my folder*  X}

Bast:  ...yeah I guess I’ll let KidK tell you about her character if she wants.

Me:  8)  I won’t tell you his whole backstory or all his traits or anything BUT.  *pulls out character sheet*

Me:  If you thought I WOULDN’T take the opportunity to put Zim in this, you were WRONG.  8D  *slams sheet on table*

Kat:  YESSSS!!!!!!!

[lil-area-sfw]

STYLES

A compilation of styles for all of you who ask for one of them ^ ^

Check this list before asking to see if it’s already done. I don’t know if I let some out, so that helps me too :)

#

101 Dalmatians Street

2k anime

6teen

90’s anime

A

Ace Attorney

Adam Warren

Adventure Time

Æon Flux

Afro Samurai

Aggretsuko

Altuna

Amphibia

Animaniacs

Annoying Orange

Anomalyah

Archie

Astérix and Obélix

ATLA

Atomicmangos

Ava’s Demon

Azumanga Daioh

B

Ben 10

Bee and Puppycat

Beetlejuice

Big O, The

Big Hero 6

Bill Watterson

Bleach

Bleedman

Bojack Horseman

Boku no Hero Academia

Boondocks

Bratz

Brawlhalla

Brokenlynx

Bruce Timm

C

CAD

Camp Camp

Carmen Sandiego

Cars

Cats don’t dance

Chuck Jones

Clone Wars

Code Lyoko

Condorito

Cowboy Bebop

Craig of the Creek

Crayon Shin Chan

Cyanide and Hapiness

Cybersix

D

Danganronpa

Danny Phantom

Dan vs

Daria

DBZ

Digimon

Disney

Don Bluth

Don’t Starve

Dragon

Dr. Seuss

Duck Tales

Duck Tales Reboot

E

Ed, Edd and Eddy

Eddsworld

Equestria Girls

El Tigre

Evangelion

F

Fairly Odd Parents

Fairy Tale

Family Guy

Final Space

Fist of the North Star

Flintstones

Foot 2 Rue

Forever Twelve

Foster for Imaginary Friends

Frank Frazzeta

Furry

G

Garfield

Ghibli

Goofy

Gorillaz

Gravity falls

Grojband

Gurren Lagann

Gumball

H

Hellboy

Henryart

He-Man

Hey, Arnold!

Home Movies

Homestuck

Hunter x Hunter

I

Infinity Train

Incase

Incognytimous

Invader Zim

J

Jack Kirby

Jackie Chan

Jelly Jam

Joe Madureira

John K

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

K

Katie Rice

Kenny the Shark

Kick Buttowski

Kid vs Kat

Kim Possible

King of the Hill

Klasky Csupo

KND

Kyoani

L

Leiji Matsumoto

Legend Quest

Lego

Liefeld

Lilo and Stitch

Little Witch Academia

LOK

Loli Rock

Loud House

Lucky Star

Lupin III

M

Mafalda

Mario Bross.

Maxx, The

Metal Gear

Metalocalypse

Monster High

Monster Musume

Moogle

Moringmark

Motorcity

Mighty Magiswords

Miraculous Ladybug

Mighty Magiswords

MLAATR

Mystery Inc.

Mystery Skulls

N

Naruto

Nemi

Nichijou

Nombrils, Les

Nutshack, The

O

Oban Star Racers

Octopus Pie

Ok K.O.! Lets be heroes

One Piece

One Punch Man

One Punch Man (One)

Osamu Tezuka

Ounpaduia, The

Ouran Host Club

Over the Garden Wall

Overwatch

Oxenfree

P

Panty and Stockings

Peanuts

Péchés mignons 

Penn Zero part time hero

Pepper Ann

Petit Prince, Le

Phineas and Ferb

Pichi Pichi Pitch

Pixel Art

Pokémon

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

Pop Team Epic

Pucca

PPG

Psychonauts

Q

R

Ralph Bakshi

Randy Cunningham

Rankin Bass

Ranma ½

Realistic

Regular Show

Rick and Morthy

Robert Crumb

Rock Cocks

Ruby Gloom

Rule 63

RWBY

S

Sailor Moon

Sally Bollywood

Samurai Jack

Secret of Kells

Senpai

Seven Deadly Sins

Shantae Half Genie Hero

Simon’s cat

Simpsons

Skullgirls

Soul Eater

Song of the Deep

Sonic

South Park

Spatziline

Spirou

Sr. Amoníaco

Sr. Pelo

Star vs the forces of Evil

Steven Universe

Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Spectacular Spiderman

Splatoon

Stick

Swatcats

T

Tahilalats

Tangled

Teen Titans

Tex Avery

TG Weaver

Transformers Animated

Thundercats 2011

Tim Burton

Tin Tin

Total Drama

Totally Spies

Transformers

Trolls

Turma da Monica

Twelve Forever

U

Undertale

V

Villainous

Vintage

Vivziepop

Voltron

W

Wander over Yonder

Wakfu

Wendy

W.I.T.C.H.

Wynx Club

X

Xiaolin Showdown

Y

Young Justice

Yu Gi Oh!

Yuri on Ice

Yuyu Hakusho

Z

Zootopia

[100-sentimentos]

3 letras

3 amy (sonic)

3 fly

3 ken

3 max

3 ryu

3 taz

3 twf

4 letras

4 bart (simpsons)

4 bloo

4 cell (dbz)

4 dino (flintstones)

4 dosu

4 erza (fairy tail)

4 finn

4 gary (bob esponja)

4 garu (pucca)

4 goku (dbz)

4 hulk

4 ikki

4 jake

4 kiba (naruto)

4 kovu (rei leão)

4 lisa (simpsons)

4 nami (fairy tail)

4 odie

4 pein

4 thor

4 tobi (naruto)

4 vash

4 yumi

4 yzma

4 zuko

5 letras

5 ariel

5 babão

5 ben 10

5 billy

5 bosko

5 bouli

5 bratz

5 bucky

5 cosmo

5 dumbo

5 flash

5 gantz

5 gohan

5 gorpo

5 homer (simpsons)

5 jaken

5 jimbo

5 kiara (rei leão)

5 konan

5 korra

5 mandy

5 marge (os simpsons)

5 pingu

5 pluto

5 pucca

5 ranma

5 robin

5 seiya (cdz)

5 shino (naruto)

5 simba

5 sokka (avatar)

5 sonic

5 spawn

5 tsuna

5 venom

5 wanda

5 wilma

5 x-men

6 letras

6 aladin

6 avatar

6 bambam

6 barbie

6 barney

6 batman

6 bender (futurama)

6 bleach

6 brutus

6 cascão

6 catdog

6 chaves

6 chi chi (dbz)

6 coyote

6 darwin

6 dee dee

6 droopy

6 freeza

6 frozen

6 gambit (x-men)

6 he-man

6 itachi (naruto)

6 jiraya (naruto)

6 jirobo

6 kagome

6 katara (avatar)

6 krypto

6 leitão

6 lilica

5 lion-o

6 magali

6 maggie (simpsons)

6 marvin

6 minato (naruto)

6 mônica

6 muriel

6 mutano

6 naruto

6 nermal

6 o coisa

6 pateta

6 plucky

6 pocoyo

6 popeye

6 ravena

6 rupert

6 sasuke (naruto)

6 shazam

6 she-ra

6 shinzo

6 snoopy

6 stewie

6 tarzan

6 temari (naruto)

6 tigrão

6 totoro

6 trigun

6 trunks (dbz)

6 vegeta (dbz)

6 xavier (x-men)

7 letras

7 akamaru

7 aquaman

7 bakugan

7 batgirl

7 bolinha

7 carnage

7 catatau

7 chowder

7 ciclope (x-men)

7 coringa

7 cruella

7 deidara (naruto)

7 digimon

7 docinho

7 dodoria (dbz)

7 felícia

7 frajola

7 frajuto

7 gormiti

7 hamtaro

7 jaspion

7 kuririn (dbz)

7 leôncio (pica pau)

7 magneto (x-men)

7 mandark

7 megaman

7 mística (x-men)

7 muttley

7 noturno (x-men)

7 patrick (bob esponja)

7 pedrita (flintstones)

7 piccolo (dbz)

7 piu-piu

7 pokémon

7 shurato

7 sininho

7 the tick

7 tio chan

7 vampira (x-men)

8 letras

8 adão leão

8 anpanman

8 astro boy

8 beyblade

8 clifford

8 doraemon

8 flapjack

8 fudêncio

8 futurama

8 gaguinho

8 garfield

8 gárgulas

8 godzilla

8 hellsing

8 inuyasha

8 jade chan

8 jake long

8 jean grey (x-men)

8 kissyfur

8 lindinha

8 lula lelé

8 majin boo (dbz)

8 megas xlr

8 medabots

8 milhouse (simpsons)

8 moby dick

8 mr. magoo

8 mr. satan (dbz)

8 o máscara

8 one piece

8 os smurfs

8 os snorks

8 patolino

8 pé de pano

8 peppa pig

8 perninha

8 pica-pau

8 plankton

8 puro osso

8 ragnarok

8 robot boy

8 samurai x

8 shin chan

8 sr. burns (simpsons)

8 super pig

8 tiny toon

8 vingador

8 zé jacaré

9 letras

9 andy panda

9 arlequina

9 bananaman

9 barbapapa

9 batatinha

9 betty boop

9 bumblebee

9 cebolinha

9 clarabela

9 cyborg 009

9 death note

9 dom pixote

9 ducktales

9 eek the cat

9 eufrazino

9 family guy

9 florzinha

9 franjinha

9 gato félix

9 hey arnold

9 hortelino

9 kid vs. kat

9 lex luthor

9 lola bunny

9 luluzinha

9 mistureba

9 os jetsons

9 os oblongs

9 pepe legal

9 roy corrói

9 se liga ian

9 south park

9 stan smith

9 super sumô

9 super vaca

9 tico e teco

9 tom e jerry

9 tutubarão

9 wolverine

9 woodstock

9 yu-gi-oh!

9 zatch bell

9 zé carioca

9 zé colmeia

9 zeca urubu

9 mama cosma

10 letras

10 androide 18

10 angel beats

10 animaniacs

10 bob esponja

10 caverninha

10 chico bento

10 costelinha

10 cyberchase

10 draculaura

10 dragon ball (dbz)

10 frangolino

10 freakazoid

10 galaxy trio

10 hong kong fu

10 invasor zim

10 johnny test

10 juggernaut (x-men)

10 juniper lee

10 ligeirinho

10 macaco loco

10 manda chuva

10 mecanimais

10 mestre kame (dbz)

10 mike, lu e og

10 miss spider

10 mucha lucha

10 mulher gato

10 mutante rex

10 nossa turma

10 o demolidor

10 orochimaru

10 os anjinhos

10 os simpsons

10 pato donald

10 peixonauta

10 pernalonga

10 rato minuto

10 sailor moon

10 scooby-doo

10 shaman king

10 space ghost

10 speed racer

10 super homem

10 supernoobs

10 tempestade (x-men)

10 tenchi muyo

10 w.i.t.c.h.

10 wally gator

10 yin yang yo!

11 letras

11 adolepeixes

11 as trigêmeas

11 chilly willy

11 dinosaucers

11 du, dudu e edu

11 duck dodgers

11 duende verde

11 família urso

11 flash gordon

11 gasparzinho

11 joão grandão

11 johnny bravo

11 johnny quest

11 kim possible

11 lagoona blue

11 lilo e stitch

11 lula molusco

11 marsupilami

11 mickey mouse

11 moranguinho

11 o justiceiro

11 os 6 biônicos

11 papa-léguas

11 pepe le gambá

11 pixcodelics

11 polly pocket

11 presuntinho

11 rocket power

11 samurai jack

11 silverhawks

11 super choque

11 super dínamo

11 superamigos

11 thundercats

11 timão e pumba

11 timmy turner

11 tio patinhas

11 tocha humana

11 ursinho pooh

11 yu yu hakusho

12 letras

12 aizen sousuke

12 betty atômica

12 breadwinners

12 cavalo de fogo

12 charlie brown

12 charlie e lola

12 danny phantom

12 darkwing duck

12 dave o bárbaro

12 duelo xiaolin

12 eu sou o máximo

12 gato corajoso

12 homem de ferro

12 homem pássaro

12 homem-aranha

12 irmão do jorel

12 jambo e ruivão

12 jimmy nêutron

12 juanito jones

12 meany ranheta

12 muppet babies

12 olívia palito

12 os mussarelas

12 o pequeno urso

12 os super patos

12 os vingadores

12 peter griffin

12 peter potamus

12 phineas e ferb

12 quatro braços

12 riquinho rico

12 saga de gêmeos (cdz)

12 sr sirigueijo (bob esponja)

12 transformers

12 vinicius e tom

13 letras

13 a vaca e o frango

13 ana pimentinha

13 arqueiro verde

13 as múmias vivas

13 charley e mimmo 

13 coelho osvaldo

13 coração gelado

13 corrida maluca

13 dick vigarista

13 ever after high

13 fate stay night

13 hunter x hunter

13 lanterna verde

13 liga da justiça

13 lola e virgínia

13 martin mistery

13 mulher-gavião

13 o clube das winx

13 o patinho duque

13 os flintstones

13 os herculóides

13 os impossíveis

13 os jovens titãs

13 os substitutos

13 os thornberrys

13 papai sabe nada

13 peter perfeito

13 pinky dinky doo

13 super campeões

13 turma do bairro

13 ursinhos gummy

14 letras

14 a família addams

14 a hora do recreio

14 a pequena sereia

14 a turma do bairro

14 as sereias do mar

14 batfino e karatê

14 bob o construtor

14 caça-fantasmas

14 capitão américa

14 capitão caverna

14 capitão falange

14 capitão planeta

14 carmen sandiego

14 dragon quest fly

14 família drácula

14 formiga atômica

14 fred flintstone

14 hora de aventura

14 irmãos metralha

14 leão da montanha

14 mestre dos magos

14 mestre splinter (tartarugas ninja)

14 monster rancher

14 o grande polegar

14 os 4 fantásticos

14 pinky e o cérebro

14 spiff e hercules 

14 sakura kinomoto 

14 sandy bochechas (bob esponja)

14 steven universe

15 letras

15 2 cachorros bobos

15 as super gatinhas

15 baby looney tunes

15 bernardo e bianca

15 caverna do dragão

15 esquilo sem grilo

15 ilha dos desafios

15 jay jay, o jatinho

15 maguila, o gorila

15 mulher invisível

15 mulher maravilha

15 professor utônio

15 samurai champloo

15 tartaruga touchê

15 tartarugas ninja

16 letras

16 a bruxinha sabrina

16 aaahh!!! monstros

16 brandy e sr bigodes

16 carangos e motocas

16 coelho ricochete

16 cowboys the moo mesa

16 dora a aventureira

16 happy tree friends

16 harvey, o advogado

16 josie e as gatinhas

16 penélope charmosa

16 penelope pussycat

16 princesas-do-mar

16 quadrilha de morte

16 surfista prateado

16 três espiãs demais

17 letras

17 bicudo, o lobisomem

17 brasinhas do espaço

17 corrida alucinante

17 dennis o pimentinha

17 esquadrilha abutre

17 galinha pintadinha

17 inspetor bugiganga

17 jorgen von estranho

17 olho vivo e faro fino          

17 o poderoso hércules

17 o urso do cabelo duro

17 os castores pirados

17 os sete monstrinhos

17 sakura card captors

17 thomas e seus amigos

18 letras

18 a família camundongo

18 beavis and butt-head

18 escola pra cachorro

18 fullmetal alchemist

18 os cãezinhos do canil

18 plic, ploc e chuvisco

18 shura de capricórnio (cdz)

18 uma robô adolescente

18 ursinhos carinhosos

19 letras

19 a vida moderna de rocko

19 as aventuras de tintim

19 coragem, o cão covarde

19 o acampamento de lazlo

19 o quarteto fantástico

19 os defensores da terra

19 professor dingle dong

19 sheep na cidade grande

19 valentino troca-tapa

20 letras

20 a pantera cor-de-rosa

20 aventuras com os kratts

20 george o rei da floresta

20 historinhas de dragões

20 o laboratório de dexter

20 os meninos desordeiros

21  letras

21 os cavaleiros do zodíaco

22 letras

22 a nova escola do imperador

22 os pinguins de madagascar

23 letras

23 as aventuras de jackie chan

23 as meninas superpoderosas

23 as trapalhadas de flapjack

23 o fantástico mundo de bobby

25 letras

25 harry e o balde de dinossauros

26 letras

26 mosquito, mosquete e moscardo

29 letras

29 super esquadrão dos macacos robôs

[jc]

Das Beste aus Twitter, Juli-Edition

Es ist nicht nur drau­ßen heiß gewe­sen im Juli 2019, auch bei Twit­ter gibt es wie immer Hei­ßes. (Ja, Ent­schul­di­gung, bei sol­chen Tem­pe­ra­tu­ren fällt auch mir nichts Krea­ti­ves mehr ein.)

Fuck the Pul­lis! pic​.twit​ter​.com/​I​A​N​T​3​8​g​5Yx

— 【ツ】 (@FelixBonn) June 16, 2019

Hal­lo ich habe eben ein Fax­ge­rät in Betrieb genom­men und füh­le mich jetzt sehr schmut­zig

— Sven Zeman­tek (@hszemi) June 16, 2019

Fore­ver Young..👏👏👏 pic​.twit​ter​.com/​Q​1​K​t​W​u​g​E06

— Seref Sez­gin (@SEREF737) June 15, 2019

Ok, das liest sich im Bou­le­vard gut, span­nen­des Leben mit vie­len Brü­chen, die Kur­ve gekriegt und so – aber Herr Kel­ly weiß schon, dass er mit Blick auf das fünf­te Gebot nun eigent­lich wegen Mas­sen­mord belangt wer­den müss­te, oder? #ZuViel­Mar­ke­ting­Ge­dön­sIstAuch­Scheis­se pic​.twit​ter​.com/​0​X​4​m​K​d​L​6vJ

— Kai Hed­der­gott (@heddergott) June 19, 2019

Beim Jog­gen eine Lei­che gefun­den. Hab sie mit­ge­nom­men und der Kat­ze aufs Kis­sen gelegt. Jetzt weiß die mal, wie das ist…

— Jesus von Hart­z­a­reth (@jesusvonhartz) June 20, 2019

Wenn man sei­nen Ven­ti­la­tor mit Strom aus Wind­kraft betreibt, ist das so, als wür­de man Wind tele­por­tie­ren.

— Fex (@Flex_Lida) June 19, 2019

ich bin so alt, ich wür­de gür­tel­ta­schen noch um die hüf­te schnal­len.

— kat­ja­ber­lin (@katjaberlin) June 20, 2019

Und dann sag­te Herr Olschwe­ski sei­nen Mit­ar­bei­tern: „Siehs­te, ich wuss­te doch, dass die Regenbogen-Werbung sich für unse­ren Rundfunk- und HiFi-Laden irgend­wann als total pas­send her­aus­stellt!“ #Regen­bo­gen #Kann­steDir­Nicht­Aus­den­ken #Wer­bungMit­Himm­li­schem­Se­gen pic​.twit​ter​.com/​f​W​P​h​u​r​D​JLF

— Kai Hed­der­gott (@heddergott) June 20, 2019

Sie schrei­ben end­lich den Licht­schutz­fak­tor drauf. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​q​I​7​n​4​m​e​aRz

— Ulf Hen­rich (@ulfhenrich) June 21, 2019

~ im Restau­rant ~ Bedie­nung: „Beim Tageses­sen kön­nen Sie zwi­schen 6 Nudel­ge­rich­ten und einem Salat wäh­len!“ Ich: „Ok, dann neh­me ich die 6 Nudel­ge­rich­te!“

— Oli­ver!™ (@Volly_H_Lee) June 24, 2019

Die Adler war die ers­te erfolg­rei­che #Lok im deut­schen Dau­er­be­trieb. Sie fuhr genau­so schnell von #nuern­berg nach #Fürth wie heu­te ein ICE von Köln nach Aachen. Die­ses Exem­plar fuhr mehr­fach vom Tisch unter die Sit­ze. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​8​L​e​6​7​X​e​PjK

— Teil­zeit­pa­pi (@Teilzeitpapi) July 6, 2019

Ich war dabei pic​.twit​ter​.com/​z​G​S​d​F​I​j​XLV

— Fuch­si 🦊 (@derFuchsi) June 17, 2019

In Ger­ma­ny, we don’t say „This is mein WLAN-Passwort“, we say „Guck mal on the Hin­ter­sei­te of the Rou­ter“ and I think that’s FRHSD-3LPHS-55XKG-FKCUU-839YX-G6DJD-77HDE-XLK3Z-DJF8J-730JH-GDSKV-HTLER.

— 451, Las­se (@rainerschund) July 5, 2019

Wenn einem aus Frust ein „Boah… JUNGE!„ ent­fleucht und der Rest des Büros har­mo­nisch mit „WARUM HAST DU NICHTS GELERNT?!„ ant­wor­tet, DANN bin ich rich­tig!#luvmy­job

— lo0nymo0n 🕹 (@loonymoon) July 9, 2019

Lie­be Gruß­kar­ten­her­stel­ler, das sind ein Ein­horn und ein Ele­fant. Wenn ihr in Zukunft Hil­fe beim Zuord­nen braucht, mel­det euch gern bei mir oder irgend­ei­nem drei­jäh­ri­gen kind. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​r​k​c​1​V​3​M​rFE

— But­ter­cup Kit­tens­natch (@StereoSushisu) July 12, 2019

wie lan­ge man zumin­dest bei man­geln­der geis­ti­ger Gesund­heit im Amt blei­ben kann, hat der Ver­fas­sungs­schutz spek­ta­ku­lär belegt.

— Micky Bei­sen­herz (@MickyBeisenherz) July 11, 2019

Astro­lo­gie ist auch irgend­wie Homöo­pa­thie für die Psy­che.

— Klod­ja­na Shehi (@Frau_Katzenblum) July 13, 2019

„3 von 10 Jugend­li­chen wis­sen nicht, was ein Fax­ge­rät ist, haha!“ „Alter, sag’s uns auf Tik­Tok, sonst kön­nen wir dich nicht hören.“ „Tik­was?„https://t.co/B1CqqWAgmR

— Patrick Beuth (@PatrickBeuth) July 12, 2019

[Toch­ter kommt ins Wohn­zim­mer] „Papa, Du wirst bald 34?!“ „Stimmt.“ „Mama sagt, so alt ist noch kein Mensch gewor­den.“ „Ach, Mama erzählt viel, wenn der Tag lang ist.“ „MAAAMAAA, PAPA SAGT, DU ERZÄHLST VIEL, WENN DER TAG LANG IST!„ Wer­de ich halt nicht 34, auch gut.

— Urlaubs­Marc (@Das_BinIchHier) July 14, 2019

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(Original unter: https://1ppm.de/2019/07/das-beste-aus-twitter-juli-2019/)