#zhang xinjie is pretty great actually

[blueberry-ash]

Zhang Xinjie didn’t understand at first, up until night came. Right when Zhang Xinjie was about to go to bed, reports came about movements from the four guild alliance. Zhang Xinjie stared blankly for a bit, but immediately felt at ease. The other side was putting knowledge of his private habits to use! Only someone like Ye Qiu, who understood Zhang Xinjie well, could accomplish it. Normal players might not be able to utilize such a method.

After clearing up the other side’s plans, Zhang Xinjie dismissed it with a laugh. He would rest, when he needed to rest, and log off, when he need to log off. He quite liked Ye Qiu’s plan. Ye Qiu found him troublesome and wanted to avoid him. He wanted to avoid Ye Qiu if possible too. The other side took the initiative to avoid him. Zhang Xinjie wasn’t going to chase after Ye Qiu and compete. There was only so much time in one day. Both needed to rest. A time difference was quite nice. (TKA, Chapter 749)

[syncogon]

[QZGS fanvid TL] “I liked you, did you know?”

original vid: https://www.bilibili.com/video/av584378/

So this was based off a video in China in which an interviewer asked different people a series of questions about their crushes and recorded their responses. It’s very heartwarming! 

So a fan made a version featuring QZGS characters, and it was so good and pure and wholesome that I just had to translate it. Hope you enjoy!

about whom each person is talking, in order of appearance:  Lin Jingyan: Fang Rui Gao Yingjie: Qiao Yifan Zhang Xinjie: Han Wenqing Wu Yuce: Li Xuan Qiao Yifan: Gao Yingjie Liu Xiaobie: Lu Hanwen Zhang Jiale: Sun Zheping Huang Shaotian: Yu Wenzhou Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale Qiu Fei: Ye Xiu Ye Xiu: Su Muqiu

Q: Have you had a crush on someone before? When (did it start)?

Lin Jingyan: A few years ago probably, when we were still in Wind Howl.

Gao Yingjie: Mm… From when we were in training camp together… I think.

Zhang Xinjie: It started in season 4.

Wu Yuce: When I just joined the team.

Qiao Yifan: While we were in Tiny Herb’s training camp, I think.

Liu Xiaobie: …I wouldn’t say it’s a crush? If I had to say, maybe since last year?

Zhang Jiale: Ah… When we weren’t yet proplayers.

Huang Shaotian: Haha you’re asking this, if I tell you you won’t go around spreading it randomly right? Alright I’ll trust you! A crush… I’ve had a crush! It started from when we were in training camp I guess!

Sun Zheping: When we were in Hundred Blossoms.

Qiu Fei: I was fifteen, when I just entered training camp.

Ye Xiu: It’s already been around ten years.

Q: What kind of person are they?

LJY: His mouth is like a running train, like a little kid.

GYJ: Careful and serious, very hardworking, warm.

ZXJ: Strict and serious, someone always moving forward no matter what.

WYC: …tsk, that guy, he always thinks too much. He’s a good, honest guy.

QYF: Very talented, sometimes like a little rabbit.

LXB: Just a bad boy, sticky and annoying as heck. 

ZJL: He’s simply a three-dimensional Berserker.

HST: Ah! His mind is incredible! Super smart! Also a really good temper! A pretty voice! … Overall just a really amazing person hahahaha~

SZP: He’s just himself.

QF: Really incredible, really deserving of respect.

YX: A really good person.

Q: In what moment do they cause your heart to race the most?

LJY: When he says something random during a press conference, and then finishes and turns to me with a laugh.

GYJ: When he brings me a cup of water, sits next to me and listens to me talk.

ZXJ: When he’s leading the team.

WYC: At the very beginining I was scolded by the seniors of the team, and he immediately ran over to comfort me.

QYF: When he’s talking about Glory with me and his eyes light up.

LXB: …None!

ZJL: Ah… Still that time when he first extended his hand to me.

HST: Every one!

SZP: Every time after winning a match, his eyes are bright.

QF: When playing Glory.

YX: When he smiled and said starting over was just a new beginning.

Q: What was the dumbest thing you did for them?

LJY: I indulged him a lot, I actually didn’t even notice, but at the time everyone in the team said so. That doesn’t count as too dumb, does it?

GYJ: After he left, I once couldn’t help myself and went to their team headquarters… just looked from afar.

ZXJ: Neither of us are people who would do dumb things.

WYC: The fact that I like him is dumb enough.

QYF: I returned to Tiny Herb once, without telling anyone, and without going in. At the time I wanted to see him, but I left without seeing him…

LXB: Agreeing to PK with him, and not just once.

ZJL: Many.

HST: Dumb things… Ah I really can’t think of anything, I just think that as long as it’s something I do for him then it can’t be considered dumb.

SZP: When I kept my injured hands a secret from him.

QF: When I thought that by following his footsteps I could catch up to him.

YX: It wasn’t really for him, but I really did end up starting all over from the beginning.

Q: Have you changed because you liked them?

LJY: No choice, I gained quite a few skills in smoothing things over with other people.

GYJ: I became braver.

ZXJ: I adjusted my daily routine.

WYC: I don’t know.

QYF: He… motivated me to be better.

LXB: He forced me to learn patience!

ZJL: I think I became more mature.

HST: I became cooler!! Hehe… how to put it, I think I’ve become like a “knight” with someone I want to protect.

SZP: With him bringing me around, I can’t help but start thinking a little more.

QF: I became who I am today.

YX: I didn’t change, and there was no need to.

Q: Have you confessed?

LJY: I haven’t.

GJY: I don’t dare say it.

ZXJ: I have not confessed.

WYC: There’s no need.

QYF: I haven’t yet.

LXB: Don’t joke around.

ZJL: How could I.

HST: I don’t need to?

SZP: No.

QF: I don’t plan to.

YX: You guess?

Q: What do you want to say to them right now?

LJY: You did great, 1v3.

GYJ: When you have time, let’s play a good match.

ZXJ: Like you said, now and forever.

WYC: I see him every day, what is there to say.

QYF: Let’s meet onstage.

LXB: How old are you, grow up!

ZJL: When you’re playing, be careful with your hands, you’re not young anymore.

HST: I have many things I want to say – but I have to say them when it’s only the two of us I’m not going to tell you guys hehehe!

SZP: Be happier.

QF: Senior, Excellent Era has not fallen.

YX: This time I’ll get the championship with you.

Q: I liked you, did you know?

LJY: I liked you, did you know?

GYJ: I like you, did you know?

ZXJ: I like you.

WYC: I like you, and you don’t need to know.

QYF: I like you, would you know?

LXB: I like you, okay?!

ZJL: I liked you, you probably don’t know.

HST: (I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you…) I like you the most, you know for sure!

SZP: I liked… I like you.

QF: I like you, thankfully you don’t know.

YX: (silently) I love you.

[thelonglazyworm]

[TKA Fan Radio Drama] Glory Professional Alliance Sports Meet (with translated transcript)

One of those fan radio drama from a couple of years back. It’s pretty fun~

Many of the voices actors that took part in this ended up officially in the animation for characters such as Ye Xiu, Huang Shaotian, Steam Bun, Han Wenqing. This fan radio drama is actually one of the reasons why they ended up in their respective roles. I really love the voice acting here!

Someone put up the transcript so I took liberties to loosely translate it here. Many thanks to Amsdia & Merlin for doing a quick proofread!

I was halfway into the translation when I realised that people who finished the book probably don’t need this translation. -o- People who are following the English translation of the novel probably aren’t familiar with half of the characters here. There’s also bunch of spoilers... Oh well.... You’ve been warned.

Translation:

Glory Professional Alliance Sports Meet

Chairman Feng: We are at the tail-end of summer, as the autumn wind rounds the corner. Thanks to the valiant efforts of the Sports Committee and the participants, the first Glory Alliance Sports Meet opens today! (Applause) Blah blah blah…...

  Wei Chen: Damn it. Why is Old Feng so long-winded today? He was never this bad during the pro-league prize presentations.

Ye Xiu: Yeah, it’s been almost an hour. Man, I’m about to be burned to death.

Wei Chen: What the fuck are you doing?

Ye Xiu: I can barely stand. Come on, let me lean on you for a bit.

Wei Chen: Get off. Can’t you see that I’m in the same situation?

Ye Xiu: Get Cold Hands to recover your HP.

Wei Chen: Why don’t you do that!?

Fang Rui: Hey, will the two of you keep it down? Have some restraint.

Wei Chen: Fang Rui, you shameless fucker. Saying that when you’re about to fall onto Tyranny’s side yourself.

Ye Xiu: Say, Old Han, aren’t you Tyranny people feeling the heat in all that black clothing? Who’s the designer? Does he hate you?

Huang Shaotian: Hot like hell hot like hell hot like hell hot like hell hot like hell hot like hell! Captain, don’t you think that the Alliance must be brain dead from the heat? What’s with organizing such a stupid Sports Meet before the competitions? That’s totally heartless and inhuman! Don’t you agree, Captain? Don’t you agree?

Yu Wenzhou: Chairman Feng has mentioned that the body is essential to playing games. Therefore pro-players also need to train up.

Wei Chen: Haha. Do you really buy that explanation?

Yu Wenzhou: Ah. Hello Captain Wei.

Huang Shaotian: Say, Boss Wei. How could you eavesdrop on others’ conversations?

Wei Chen: Bullshit, kid. Who needs to eavesdrop when you’re that loud? Didn’t you see Old Feng glaring at you from the corner of his eyes? [Pang Guang = corner of his eyes]

Huang Shaotian: Side glance, Boss, it should be side glance. “Pang Guang” is for pissing. [Pang Guang = bladder]

Wei Chen: Piss off! I meant “pang” as in side! Are you looking for a beating?

Huang Shaotian: Hey, hey, a gentleman doesn’t raise his hands.

Wei Chen: (hitting while saying) I am so raising them! Raising and using them!

Huang Shaotian: Sidestepping, sidestepping. Haha, heh, you can’t hit me~

Cheng Guo: (speechless) Seriously, that’s enough...

Tang Rou: Frankly, it’s a pretty daunting task for people who aren’t used to working out to compete in such sweltering heat.

Ye Xiu: Sigh. Should have applied for sick leave. I’m starting to miss the keyboard and in-game world.

Lin Jingyan: God Ye is sick? What illness?

Han Wenqing: Final stage of lazy cancer.

Everyone: Pft! (laughter)

Steam Bun: What? Boss has cancer? Oh no! When did that happen?

Ye Xiu: Steam Bun, you...

Su Mucheng: Shh. Quiet, quiet. The Chairman is almost done with his speech.

Chairman Feng: … And I hereby announce, the Glory Alliance Friendly Sports Meet, starts now!

 ��Pan Lin: Hello everyone, I am Pan Lin, your announcer for today.

Li Yibo: And I am Li Yibo.

Pan Lin: First up is the Men’s 200m heats. Let us put our hands together to welcome our first group of competitors!

Li Yibo: They are: Wei Chen from Team Happy, Huang Shaotian from Team Blue Rain, Xiao Shiqin from Team Thunderclap, Wu Yuce from Team Void, and Li Hua from Team Misty Rain.

Wei Chen: Thank you! Thank you, everyone, for all your wishes and support towards me.

Huang Shaotian: Boss Wei, please keep your shamelessness in check. Are you sure those cheers are for you? Take a closer look. See, those are obviously banners for Blue Rain!

Blue Rain Fans: Blue Rain, Blue Rain is the best! Blue Rain, Blue Rain beats the rest!

Wei Chen: Hah. It even rhymes.

Pan Lin: Ok, everyone is prepared and ready to go. And the referee raises his gun.

(Cheers)

Pan Lin: And with a bang, Huang Shaotian is the first to head off, as expected of the best opportunist of the Alliance!

Li Yibo: Right on his heels is Wu Yuce. Ah! And Wu Yuce has overtaken Huang Shaotian! He is fast!

Pan Lin: But Huang Shaotian is not giving up. He is speeding up, and it seems… That he’s shouting something?

Huang Shaotian: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you! Look, here’s my triple slash speed boost! AHHHH!

Li Yibo: Huang Shaotian sure is energetic...

Pan Lin: Ah, Li Hua is also close behind! And Misty Rain’s female fans are screaming their hearts out!

Li Yibo: Over at the finishing point, Dai Yanqi is waving her arms wildly, cheering for her team captain, Xiao Shiqin. Such touching team spirit!

Dai Yanqi: Good luck, Captain! All the best! Captain is the coolest! (squeals)

Pan Lin: And so, Wei Chen is the last of them! He’s quite a distance from the finishing line, it’ll be quite hard to catch up.

Li Yibo: Well, it does seem like this level of activity is somewhat taxing for the old guard.

Pan Lin: Yeah.

Wei Chen: (sounds of panting and slow steps)

Pan Lin: As Wei Chen gets slower and slower, Wu Yuce becomes the first to cross the finishing line! That’s truly rare athleticism for a professional gamer!

 (Wei Chen stops, panting)

Wei Chen: (gasping)

Ye Xiu: Say, can you still go on?

Wei Chen: Old… Old me… Is… Is just… Just...

Ye Xiu: I understand, I understand. This elderly one is proving a point~ Shall I call an ambulance for you?

Wei Chen: … Fuck off...!

 Li Yibo: Next up, the 2nd heats of Men’s 200m is about to start. In the order of their respective lanes are: Wang Jiexi of Team Tiny Herb, Zhang Jiale from Team Tyranny, Zhou Zekai from Team Samsara, Yang Cong from Team 301, and Zou Yuan from Team Hundred Blossoms.

Zhang Xinjie: You’re up, Senior Zhang Jiale.

Lin Jingyan: All the best! We believe in you.

Zhang Jiale: No sweat. 200m is nothing.

Ye Xiu: Good luck, Le Le. Aim for number 2~

Zhang Jiale: (shows the middle finger) Fuck you!

 Jiang Botao: Captain, do your best too.

Zhou Zekai: Mm!

Ye Xiu: Xiao Zhou looks like the kind who exercises regularly.

Zhou Zekai: Yes. Every day 20.

Ye Xiu: 20?

Zhou Zekai: 500m, 20 rounds.

Ye Xiu: …(awkward cough) Erm, go on quickly, the referee’s calling for you.

 Pan Lin: Great, everyone’s now in their respective lanes.

(Gunshot)

 Li Yibo: And the race starts! Zhou Zekai is staying put in the lead position and behind him are Zhang Jiale, Zou Yuan, Wang Jiexi, and Yang Cong.

Huang Shaotian: The hell? Does Zhou Zekai intend to run all the way with this speed? Good looks, great gaming skills, and this good at running? Heaven is being absurdly unfair!

Ye Xiu: Uh-huh, it’s quite unfair.

Huang Shaotian: You think so too, right?

Ye Xiu: Why are his conversation skill points all given to you?

Huang Shaotian: … You asshole!

 Pan Lin: There’s 50m left! 30m! And Zhou Zekai has started sprinting! He’s sprinting!

Li Yibo: Awesome! Zhou Zekai leads all the way and is the first to cross the finishing line! That was superb!

Pan Lin: Zhang Jiale also meets everyone’s expectations, doing a good job of taking the number 2 spot. Ah, he’s pointing his... Middle finger at me, expressing his current, erm, enthusiastic feelings...

 Ye Xiu: Take it easy, Old Sun.

Sun Zheping: Thanks.

(Ye Xiu turns, almost bumping into incoming Zhang Jiale)

Ye Xiu: Whoa! Hey, aren’t you too eager to see Old Sun? After all, Zhang Xinjie’s also in this round. You should put on your professional best to support your team, Tyranny.

Zhang Jiale: (gasping) Pah! As if you have any right to criticize me. Who’s the one that’s been going around all morning, putting a wedge among the rivals in competition?

(Zhang Jiale turns to wave at Sun Zheping)

Zhang Jiale: Do your best, Big Sun!

(A sudden burst of fangirls screaming among the spectators)

Fangirls: Zhang Jiale! Sun Zheping! One million years of Blossom and Blood! One~ Million~ Years~ [Blossom and Blood: their famous combo move]

Zhang Jiale: (shocked) What the hell… What is this!?

Ye Xiu: Just focus on watching the game...

(Zhang Jiale drinks water)

Zhang Jiale: (swallows) Sigh, I can’t tell what Sun Zheping is thinking. He usually doesn’t exercise. It’s a miracle if he even bothers to sweep the floor…. Hey, don’t spread this around. I’m screwed if he finds out I’ve been complaining behind his back.

Ye Xiu: No problem~

(Ye Xiu turns his head to shout)

Ye Xiu: Dear friends from Heavenly Sword! I’ve heard that Old Sun doesn’t even sweep his own floor! Send my heartfelt regards to your cleaning lady!

(Zhang Jiale spits out his drink)

Zhang Jiale: (coughs) Fuck, do you want to die? Don’t run!

Ye Xiu: I am off~

(Ye Xiu runs off)

Zhang Jiale: (shouts) Just you wait, Old Ye! I will get my revenge someday!

 (At Samsara)

Du Ming: This looks nice. This one’s also good. So hard to choose...

Lu Boyuan: Du Ming! What are you doing, acting so suspiciously?

Du Ming: Ah?! No...nothing in particular!

(Phone is snatched)

Du Ming: Hey! Give it back!

Lu Boyuan: Yo! Pretty lady Tang Rou huh~ Not a bad photo.

(Jiang Botao walks over)

Jiang Botao: Tang Rou?

Du Ming: Um.. Taken just… Just now during the Women’s 200m race.

(Swipes the phone)

Jiang Botao: Well, this one looks nice.

Du Ming: Thank you, Vice Captain.

Jiang Botao: What is it for?

Lu Boyuan: Need you ask? For his handphone wallpaper, of course~

Du Ming: Go away!

 Li Yibo: The morning matches have all ended. We will continue in the afternoon at 1.30pm. Have a good break, and we’ll see you again in the afternoon!

 Li Yibo: Hello everyone, good afternoon! I am Li Yibo.

Pan Lin: And I am Pan Lin.

Li Yibo: Welcome back to the live of the first ever Glory Sports Meets. You probably still can’t get enough of the exciting matches from this morning. Worry not, as there’s more to come!

Pan Lin: First up is the finals for Men’s Long Jump. In this match, we have our famed Glory Textbook, God Ye Xiu! A rare sighting indeed!

Li Yibo: That’s right! What else could be more exciting than that?

(Behind the scenes)

Ye Xiu: Say… Is it too late for me to back out...?

Chen Guo: Too late! Go, go!

Su Mucheng: Do your best~

Steam Bun: Good luck, Boss! Good luck!

(Ye Xiu is pushed out)

(Crowd cheering)

Pan Lin: Oh? Speak of the devil! Team Happy’s Captain, Ye Xiu, has just appeared on the pit.

Li Yibo: God Ye Xiu immediately strikes up a conversation with Sun Xiang who is also competing in this category.

Pan Lin: The two of them have a somewhat delicate relation in the Pro-Alliance. I can’t help but wonder what they might talk about before the match.

Li Yibo: Now that you’ve mentioned it, I’m curious too!

(Ye Xiu walks over)

Ye Xiu: Comrade Sun Xiang looks spirited. But are you prepared to admit your loss to this awesomeness in front of you?

Sun XIang: You…!

Jiang Botao: Sun Xiang, it’s your turn!

(Crowd cheering)

Sun Xiang: Hnn!

(Sun Xiang left)

Ye Xiu: Ah, that kid’s still as impulsive as ever.

(Sun Xiang aims)

Sun Xiang: Hng!

(Sun Xiang jumps)

Pan Lin: Sun Xiang’s record is a little unexpected… But to be able to jump 2.5m, it’s already not bad for a professional gamer, right? Yibo?

Li Yibo: Haha! That’s right. After Sun Xiang, we’ve now come to Ye Xiu’s turn. Fans here are pretty worked up right now! Ah, someone just threw a water bottle from Tyranny’s side.

(Cheers and Boos)

Ye Xiu: Fans are way too passionate. Oh well, with my overwhelming popularity, that can’t be helped.

(Ye Xiu walks over)

Pan Lin: God Ye Xiu is getting ready to jump! What will his result be? Let‘s keep our eyes peeled!

Ye Xiu: 1, 2, 3… Hey ho!

(Ye Xiu jumps and lands)

(Crowd boos)

Pan Lin: (awkward).....Erm… Ah…. This is a friendly match after all, nobody is a professional athlete. 1.9m is already quite good...

Li Yibo: Yes, yes… Ye Xiu is probably much better performing in Glory. Erm…. Moving on to the next match!

  (Behind the scenes of Team Happy)

Wei Chen: My back is about to break!

Ye Xiu: Don’t say anymore. I have a headache – it’s as if I’ve listened Huang Shaotian perform a crosstalk…. For that team captain friendly something-or-other match later, can I pretend I’m dead?

(Chen Guo jumps up and slaps Ye Xiu’s back)

Chen Guo: Of course not!

Ye Xiu: Oooh ouch ouch pain pain pain!

Chen Guo: Other teams have gotten quite a few champions! We have nothing except for Steam Bun’s win at discus throwing!

Ye Xiu: Sis, it’s just a friendly match…. Surely you don’t have to be so serious?

Chen Guo: Even if it’s a friendly match!

Wei Chen: Girl, you’re getting desperate...

Chen Guo: Shut up!

 Pan Lin: Everyone! We are now at the most exciting part of the day! The final match of this Sports Meet, the Three-Legged 200m Run!

Li Yibo: This is a friendly match where all the team captains participate together in groups of two. Each group is decided by random draw. Isn’t it exciting? Aren’t you looking forward to it?

(Crowd cheers and screams)

Li Yibo: Let us take a look at the final outcome of the draw.

Pan Lin: Okay.

Li Yibo: Blue Rain’s Yu Wenzhou with Samsara’s Zhou Zekai; Void’s Li Xuan with Hundred Blossom’s Yu Feng.

Pan Lin: Tiny Herb’s Wang Jiexi and Excellent Era’s Qiu Fei….. Oh? Who’d have thought, who’d have thought!? Team Happy’s Ye Xiu and Tyranny drew the same lot! Hahahahaha! This must be destiny!

(behind the scenes)

Ye Xiu: Are they trying to make a joke out of me?

Fang Rui: My, my! What a rare matchup! O’ Great Ye Xiu is lucky today!

Tang Rou: Do your best, I favour you two.

Wei Chen: (claps Ye Xiu’s shoulder) I truly admire the close relationship you two share.

Qiao Yifan: Captain, be careful not to trip.

An Wenyi: Captain, you… are really my idol.

Luo Ji: Captain, we’ll all be cheering for you!

Su Mucheng: I needn’t say anything. You know~

Mo Fan: Er… Good luck.

Chen Guo: (claps Ye Xiu’s shoulder) Get a hold of yourself! See, even Mo Fan is cheering for you. Do a good job and don’t tarnish Happy’s reputation!

Ye Xiu: You all definitely planned this together...

(Tyranny’s F4 comes over)

Zhang Jiale: Hahahaha! Serves you right! Karma’s a bitch!

Zhang Xinjie: (serious) All the best. I believe in the unspoken understanding between Captain and Senior Ye Xiu.

Lin Jingyan: (gleefully fanning fires) Haha! Me too!

(elbows Han Wenqing)

Ye Xiu: Wipe off that suffering look, Old Han. Do you think I’m happy? This is the fault of the ballot...

Han Wenqing: Don’t drag me down.

Ye Xiu: Che. That’s my line. Don’t you dare trip in the middle of it. Many pairs of eyes will be staring hard at you.

Han Wenqing: Same to you.

Steam Bun: Boss, you can definitely do it!

Fang Rui: Good luck, good luck~

Steam Bun: Good luck, Boss!

(Crowd cheers)

Tyranny Fans: Tyranny! All the best! Tyranny! All the best!

Happy Fans: Go Happy, go! Go Happy, go!

Su Mucheng: What’s there to fight about when those two are already tied together… Do the fans still want them to fight each other while tied up?

Wei Chen: Must be a sin...

Huang Shaotian: Captain good luck good luck good luck! Zhou Zekai, don’t you dare drag our Captain down!

Sun Xiang: For all you know, it’s the other way round.

Huang Shaotian: What about it? You looking for a fight? Tonight 8pm PK in the arena! Whoever doesn’t turn up is a scaredy cat!

Sun Xiang: Fine! What’s there to be afraid of?

 Ye Xiu: It’s real lively, huh.  Say, Old Han, let’s start with the tied legs first. Look at Xiao Shiqin and Yunxiu discussing, (leans over to whisper) I’ve heard all their tactics.

Han Wenqing: So did I.

Ye Xiu: Bravo, Old Han. Never knew that your heart’s pretty black too.

Han Wenqing: Hn, not as black as yours.

Ye Xiu: Hah.

 Li Yibo: All the groups have been announced and the team captain’s legs are all tied together. Everyone’s ready to go.

Pan Lin: I’m sure all the fans with us are as excited as we are. Let’s cut the chatter. An amazing race is about to start!

Ye Xiu: (whisper) It’s this leg.

Han Wenqing: Shut up.

(Gunshot, Crowd cheers)

Fans: Go! Go!

Pan Lin: This three-legged match demands synchronisation from both partners. And as everyone knows, all the captains are opponents.

Li Yibo: That’s right. Will they be able to overcome their enmity in such a short time and become friends?

Yu Feng: (impatient) Li Xuan, is the rope a little loose? Why do I feel like my legs are getting lighter?

Li Xuan: (panting) That’s because my leg isn’t even reaching the ground okay!?

Qui Fei: (cautiously polite) Senior Wang Jiexi, aren’t we being… a bit too cautious? We have only moved four steps...

Yu Wenzhou: Wait a moment, Cap’n Zhou, hold on! You’re going too fast, I can barely keep up… Ah… now it seems too slow...

Chu Yunxiu: (testily) Darn you, Xiao Shiqin, run slower! Mind the pace, the pace! Counting 1, 2… That’s not 1! 1 is the right leg! Right! You are using your left!

Xiao Shiqin: Sis, my left leg is your right leg!

(Fans cheering)

Li Yibo: Looks like this particular competition is of some difficulty for these long-time rivals.

Pan Lin: But the most unbelievable thing is Ye Xiu and Han Wenqing, who are in the lead right now! And they’re ahead of the current number 2, Yu Feng and Li Xuan, by almost 50m!

Li Yibo: That’s right! Speaking of which, they’re both nearing the finishing line!

Li Yibo: Go for it!

Pan Lin: They’ve passed it! That’s simply incredible! The number 1s are actually Tyranny’s Han Wenqing and Happy’s Ye Xiu, who’ve been bitter rivals for 10 years! Have they just proven that “your enemy knows you best”? This is crazy! The fans of Tyranny and Happy are also ecstatic! They’re waving the team flags enthusiastically!

Tyranny fans: Tyranny! Champion! Tyranny! Champion!

Happy fans: Happy! Champion! Happy! Champion!

(Ye Xiu bends to untie the rope)

Ye Xiu: Damn it....

Han Wenqing: (impatient) What’s taking you so long?

Ye Xiu: Fuck… Who was the one who tied the rope on us!? It’s a dead knot!

 Chairman Feng: To all the participants, referees, and people involved in this event. After a long day of intense matches, we’ve come to the end of the first ever Glory Alliance Sports Meet. Each exciting moment shall be a part of our memorable journey with Glory. Regardless of winning or losing, glory is forever in our hearts. Among all the blessings we’ve received, to be able to stand here together is our greatest blessing….

(below the stage, everyone is whispering/chatting)

Su Mucheng: Hahaha~

Cheng Guo: What’s so funny, Mu Mu?

Su Mucheng: Guo Guo, see this. Pictures of Old Ye and Old Han tied together are being spread all over Weibo by fans.

Tang Rou: That looks like the Alliance’s Weibo interaction with the fans, doesn’t it?

Fang Rui: Let me see! Let me see! Oh~ The photo’s pretty good.

Wei Chen: Hey, hey, this angle is a bit too….

Steam Bun: Woah, it’s trending like crazy! Boss, you’re a super hot topic~

Huang Shaotian: What is it? What is it? I want to see too, I want to see! Let me see! Damn it, Su Mucheng! Don’t you switch it off! Hey!

(ruckus)

Ye Xiu: Eh, Old Han. Maybe we should take a selfie of ourselves and post it up.

Han Wenqing: (black face) Go away!

Chairman Feng: …..and friends, thank you everyone for your eager participation in the Glory Alliance Sports Meet. Next year we shall continue to do our best!

  Huang Shaotian: Geez! It’s finally over~ Seriously, the Alliance organising such a stupid sports event. Pah! Zhou Zekai you bugger! Getting three golds for Men’s 200m, 1000m and high jump alone! Where’s the fairness in that? And that Wu Yuce, so what if he has long legs? What’s so great about that? And that Yu Feng! And that, that Bao something! I protest! The Alliance should seriously consider banning these buggy people from competing! Oh~ Right, right~ Old Ye and Old Han’s photo broke a million views! That’s definitely a headline for the next Gaming Weekly Magazine! It totally proves that what goes around comes around~ Heaven has eyes and you can’t hide~ Hahahahahaha!!!

 Ye Xiu: What is Shaotian muttering to himself over there?

Han Wenqing: His skin itches [for a good thrashing.]

 [END]

P.s, If you liked this, do check out another fan radio drama, 全职高手之全员闹微博配音剧 (TKA: Chaos on Weibo). Because that’s another awesome production!

And if you need a translated transcript for that (shameless plugging =P):

https://thelonglazyworm.tumblr.com/post/162012493344/

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TKA Fan Radio Drama - Chaos On Weibo [with translated transcript]

Because I need something after the final episode of Season 1, here’s another with a quick and loosely translated transcript.

This one is my favourite fan radio drama for TKA!!! It is pure crack! A few of the voice actors are the same in the animation, such as Ye Xiu, Steam Bun and Wei Chen. It also has pretty pictures~

If you are only following the English fandom, there are some spoilers ahead and some characters that have yet to appear as of the latest novel translation. You’ve been warned!

Translation:

Chaos On Weibo

(On Weibo)

Du Ming: Tang Rou! I like you! Please go out with me!

The Godly Youthful Wei: Hahaha! Kid, you’ve got guts!

Samsara Lu Boyuan: Dang! Du Ming, what little courage you’ve got! Don’t tell people you are with us Samsara!

One Autumn Leaf Sun Xiang: Che! What’s so good about women?

Glory Undefeated Shameless Ye (fan account): Pouncing on no. 2 Xiang! So Sun Xiang is actually not interested in women!!?

Zhou Zekai: Hehe!

Empty Waves Jiang Botao: Regarding this… We should have a discussion.

    Tang Rou: I am sorry. But the one I like is Ye Xiu.

  Support Glory Forever (fan account): WTH? What’s this situation?

Zhang Jiale: Say, Shameless Ye. You Happy people have such complicated relationships.

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: Eh, should I stand in support of Su Mucheng? I’ve all along thought that that they are a couple.

Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Who says that our Mucheng likes Ye Xiu?

Tiny Herb Little Gao: Captain, what do you make of it?

Wang Jiexi: Wait and see.

Bai Shu: You guys are posting so fast, I can’t keep up in Chinese!

Huang Shaotian: WTFWTFWTFWTF What is going on Ye Xiu come on out and explain explain explain! Also, you bunch of people actually lost the first sofa to a random passerby your apm sucks even more handicap than my captain you should be ashamed to call yourselves pro. [note: first sofa= first to reply]

Yu Wenzhou: Oh?

    Ye Xiu: Hehe

  Huang Shaotian: Ye Xiu you fucker you fucker you fucker you fucker you fucker “hehe” you fucker you think you are Zhou Zekai what “hehe” pretending to be ignorant is it fun to toy with us is it fun is it fun is it fun you old man how old are you still seducing little girls aren’t you shameless!?

Support Glory Forever (fan account): Huang Shaotian don’t you dare piss on my God Ye! Also, support Ye/Cheng pair! Support and give birth to more!!!

Fang Minghua: Well, girl from Happy is pretty cute. No wonder Du Ming can’t get over her. But if the opponent is Ye Xiu… Du Ming, you should just give up!!!

Sun Zheping: Young people these days! What’s with all that? Someone from Team Happy should come out to give a proper explanation!

Huang Shaotian: That’s right someone should explain who is in charge of team happy’s official blog surely it’s not Ye Xiu what if he comes out and type “hehe” again how I really have enough of this guy someone anyone come and cut this person down cut him down, say Zhou Zekai, Sun Xiang, any interest in a 1 vs 3?

Zhou Zekai: ...No

Huang Shaotian: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I know it you have no guts! Must be the lingering side effects from being trashed by Ye Xiu are you now scared right? Right?! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Jiang Botao: Huang Shaotian, our captain meant that he had no time and isn’t in the mood either

Zhou Zekai: (agrees) Mm.

    Qiu Fei: Senior, is this true?

  Dai Yanqi: Captain, who is this?

Xiao Shiqin: From Excellent Era. The disciple that Ye Qiu personally trained up.

Dai Yanqi: I feel like I am onto something!

Sun Xiang: Huang Shaotian, do you still mean what you’ve previously said? 1 vs 3.

Huang Shaotian: Why are you replying to me here? Why, why? Are you excited to see your old teammate, right right? After all you had toiled in Excellent Era, you must still have feelings for it. Oh wait no no no it should be still have feelings for your old teammate. You must have felt empathy seeing such cute kids being bullied by old demon Ye don’t you, right? So do I so do I.

Lu Hanwen: Eh! Are you guys challenging Senior Ye Xiu? Count me in!

Ye Xiu: Little kids shouldn’t make a fuss.

    Master Fang Rui: Yo! And I see that the lead himself surfaced again. Does the No. 1 God of Glory want everyone in his arms?

  Zhang Jiale: Finally, another one from Happy appear. Everybody, hurry! Drag the truth out from him!

Lin Jingyan: Old Fang, just spill it. What is actually going on?

Master Fang Rui: Sigh, how can I reveal it?

Tyranny Zhang Xinjie: Don’t bother asking Fang Rui, he doesn’t know anything.

Yu Wenzhou: Don’t bother with Fang Rui, he doesn’t know.

Empty Waves Jiang Botao: Fang Rui has no idea.

Wang Jiexi: Don’t need to ask Fang Rui, he has no clue.

Fang Rui: Huh, you bunch of tactics players…

    Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: What is Ye Xiu’s intention? This is much more interesting than a drama serial. Alright, I shall skip watching my drama today. Mucheng, give us an explanation.

  Zhang Jiale: Sis Yunxiu, I give you 32 likes

Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Yo! You’ve actually got the sofa? Must have had been hard being forever No.2!

Zhang Jiale: Get lost!

Misty Rain Little Shu: Bookmark.

Shu Kexin’s Older Sister: Looks very interesting.

The Godly Youth: Young people these days are camping on Weibo instead of practicing during New Year. Times have changed!

TKA Fans Everywhere (fan account): Actually, I think it’s great if Tang Rou gets together with Ye Xiu. Ever since One Autumn Leaf appears, Battle Mages are my fave!

Zhang Jiale: You above, do you know you are gathering fire? Tang Rou is going to be in trouble later when her fans and Su Mucheng’s start clashing.

Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale, you are overthinking it…

    Su Mucheng: Hehe

  Random Ming (fan account): This is the aura of the legitimate wife! Goddess Mumu, let me get on my knees for you! Imposing!

Zombie Fan Big Jun (fan account): This is mutual understanding! Scoot off, Tang Rou!

Huang Shaotian: What the hell hell hell hell hell hell!!! I didn’t get the first sofa this time because I am in too much of a shock!!! Su Mucheng what do you mean?! Ye Xiu is definitely a bad influence for you! I truly think we need to save Tang Rou and the other little kids from the demonic claws of Ye Xiu!! Those teams who can afford it should do whatever you can to transfer those children to your teams and not let Ye Xiu have his claws in them anymore!!!!!!

Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Mucheng, PM me.

Zhou Zekai: Huh?

Zhang Jiale: Sis Su! That scum Ye Xiu is not worth your time! Come over to Tyranny!

Lin Jingyan: Hey hey hey! Don’t make it worse, you guys! Did no one realise that all those tactics people haven’t make any noise for quite a while?

    Han Wenqing: (posted an image of a lit candle)

  Huang Shaotian: Sofa sofa sofa! I say, Old Han, really? Even you are entering the fire? Or should I say create trouble! The situation is already so chaotic! Don’t! You! Create! More! Trouble! Quick, let Zhang Xinjie out to analyse the current situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Master Fang Rui: Yo! Even Old Han got involved! Looks like this matter is snowballing! Speaking of which,all this started because of Samsara’s people. Why don’t you guys get Jiang Botao to analyse the situation?

Lonely Drink: Do you think we Samara are the same as you Happy, getting our pro-players to fight Boss for us in the game?

Blue River-ver-ver: Agree with above

Tyrannical Ambition - Tyranny Guild: Totally agree

Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Agree +1

Chen Yehui: Agree +10086

Master Fang Rui: Chen Yehui? From Excellent Era? Eh, you guys still need to gather materials?

Qui Fei: Excellent Era is not down!

Master Fang Rui: Good kid! You’ve got ambition! That Ye Xiu might have a bad personality, but at least the disciple he trained up turn out pretty decent.

    Bao Rongxing: Boss! I also like you! I love you to death!!!

  Heaven’s No. 1 Fujoshi Mum (fan account): The God’s allure is really impossible to resist!

Zhang Jiale: Who is this? Official VIP account? Why don’t I have any impression of him?

Tiny Herb Liu Xiaobie: From Happy

Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale you… He is Steam Bun Invasion!!! Haven’t I’ve been reminding you to be more aware of your surroundings?!!

Zhang Jiale: Hah? So he is Steam Bun Invasion! They kept calling him Steam Bun Steam Bun all the time!! I don’t remember his real name!!

Huang Shaotian: Zhang Jiale, you are definitely lucky huh? Not remember something so small, unlike me who remember it very clearly!! This steam bun steam bun steam bun damn this Steam Bun!!! He actually said he like Ye Xiu!!! He is a guy right, a guy!!! I remember his character is male!!! No, wait!!! He has long hair!!! Could he actually be a girl?!! Happy actually has THREE female players?!! Say, that’s such a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zhang Jiale: Bastard! I also have long hair! Does that mean I am a girl?

Yu Wenzhou: Without a doubt, Steam Bun is a guy.

Huang Shaotian: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Ye Xiu you are truly a perverted lunatic going after not just girls but guys as well has the whole team happy been enchanted by you this shouldn’t be shouldn’t be shouldn’t be can someone from the alliance come out and maintain order chairman feng chairman feng chairman feng does he has a weibo does he!!!!???????

Zhou Zekai: @FengXianJun

    Mo Fan: @SuMucheng V♡

  Lu Hanwen: Erm… Seniors, Mo Fan is from Happy right?!!!

Huang Shaotian: No doubt about that but Hanwen you should go and train you shouldn’t be reading blogs at this timing foundation training is very important let me tell you that there is one thing you cannot ignore or else you won’t grow up to become a sword saint like me see see take a look at the alliance there are so many old gaffers who are about retire you should make yourself shine highlighting your skills and age and work hard work hard work harder to beat Shameless Ye!!!

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Oh? Missed it just now, but it is now becoming more and more lively! Steam Bun Invasion likes Master Ye Xiu? That's courageous, but I still stand behind Captain Han, what should I do?

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: I told you to read less doujinshi...

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Not possible! Oh, right! New doujinshi is out, specializing in Ye/All and All/Xiao! Interested parties do be fast! Address: XXX-XX-XX-XXX

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: Why is it All/Xiao?

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Captain, are you sure you can top? ¯\_(︶︿︶)_/¯

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: *cries* T_T

Lin Jingyan: Finally saw a tactics guy say a chunk of stuff. Question is, why is none of it constructive?

Zhang Jiale: Say, what is that Ye Xiu thinking? Is he really planning to be with both pretty ladies Su Mucheng and Tang Rou? Does he think that his harem is not big enough?

Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Wait… God Le, do explain what do you mean by “harem not big enough”? Could it be that you are reading our books?

Huang Shaotian: Zhang Jiale you’ve busted yourself hahahahahahahahaha~

Zhang Jiale: Flip table! (ノ｀口´）ノ ┻━┻

    Team Happy: Thank you all for your concerns about internal Happy affairs.

  Zhang Jiale: Happy’s Lady Boss should be in charge of this account right?

Sun Zheping: Most probably.

Chang Xian (reporter): Lady Boss! Tell us more about it!

Cha Xiaoxia (blogger): Happy is starting to display traits of a strong team.

Huang Shaotian: Strong team my ass my ass my ass! They are just misleading people and playing with us the whole of Happy is so irritating! It’s definitely that demon Ye Xiu’s fault! Evil~ Evil~ Evil~ Why don’t you guys consider what does that OCD Zhang Xinjie think about it?!! This is so torturous!!!!!

    Tyranny Zhang Xinjie: How many BOSS have spawned in Heavenly Domain today?

  Huang Shaotian: ……………………………………..............

Zhang Jiale: …………………………………………….....

Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Oh no! The dying BOSS has been snatched!!!

Red Flowers Green Willows: Quick! PM me your coordinates!

Tyrannical Ambition - Cold Night: Damn Ye Xiu that fucker!!! Our BOSS is also led away by Happy!!!!

Zhang Jiale: What?! Who? Where?

Tyrannical Ambition - Cold Night: It’s Tang Rou! It was still at 23, 177*, now heading south!!!

Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Shit! Ours is headed there too!!!

Blue River-ver-ver: Our BOSS was stolen by Mo Fan…

Huang Shaotian: Mo Fan? Mo Fan! Mo Fan! Mo Fan! Fuck fuck fuck fuck ye xiu you fucker you shall die a horrible death!!!

Wang Jiexi: Team Tiny Herb, fall in! Stop Ye Xiu!

Zhou Zekai: Samsara…

Jiang Botao: Samsara log in swiftly and party up!

Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: @FangXueCai @DaiYanQi @LuYiNing, gather at Heavenly Domain 50, 144*

Huang Shaotian: Don’t wait for our Captain group quick hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!!!!!!

     -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  (One Hour Earlier)

  Chat Group: Happy Operations Command Centre

   Ye Xiu: Yo, there’s a bunch BOSS spawning recently! We are running out of materials. Let’s go and kill a few.

Bao Rongxin: I shall go where you are headed, boss, no complaints!!

Ye Xiu: But it’s New Year Holiday now, those guys are definitely going to get in the way.

Wei Chen: What about it? They like playing in the game these days?

Su Mucheng: Since season 10, they’ve discovered that in-game training yields good results.

Wei Chen: No wonder. I was wondering why were there so many people idling about, disrupting my view.

Chen Guo: OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! Samsara’s Du Ming just confessed to Tang Rou on weibo!!!

Wei Chen: Oh? So courageous? Let me take a look and give him my support!! Heh heh~

Su Mucheng: Pft! Hahaha. Tang Rou, aren’t you going to reply him?

Tang Rou: Du Ming? The name is somewhat familiar…

Ye Xiu: Hahahahaha! Great fellow! Tang Rou, think up something to blow this up. Though this will likely affect your popularity.

Tang Rou: Popularity? I don’t concern myself with something like that. Go on, what should I do?

Ye Xiu: Come up with a reply yourself. Would be best if it creates a big hoo-ha in the whole pro scene! A few guilds have started on the BOSS. Let me see, once their progress are roughly there, we shall steal these BOSS away to a single place and kill them all in one wave. (*￣▽￣）Y

   (Tang Rou replied on weibo)

  Ye Xiu: WTF! Tang Rou, you are truly brutal!

Tang Rou: I feel that the results are good.

Wei Chen: Thank goodness Fang Rui isn’t around or else it’d be chaos.

Su Mucheng: Where did he go? He is even not on QQ.

Wei Chen: He went back home for a matchmaking session.

Chen Guo: He is so despicable, which girl would fall for him?

Wei Chen: Eh, you don’t say. Ever since that fight with Samsara, that guy’s popularity has been on the rise!

Su Mucheng: Oh no! Troubling Rain has appear!

Ye Xiu: One really can’t underestimate that guy. Blogging while fighting BOSS is no big deal for him. Let me fan the flames.

  (Ye Xiu: Hehe.)

  Chen Guo: Wow… The whole of weibo has erupted! We will probably be trending!

Ye Xiu: With me around, heh heh~~

  (timelaspe)

  Su Mucheng: Qiu Fei must be sad. He has always liked you. You are now totally a Rubbish Seme, Ye Xiu!

Ye Xiu: =。= I told you to not mix with Dai Yanqi… What’s the HP of those BOSS?

Tang Rou: 60%

Ye Xiu: Ok, I have an idea, the rest of you need not report. What has all these guilds been eating, why are their attacks are so noob? Still need to attend to it myself!

  (Fang Rui surfaced on weibo)

   Qiao Yifan: Senior Fang Rui…

Ye Xiu: Good job! That’s Master Fang Rui for you! Long distance assist and it’s not even coordinated!!! Weeding out those playing tactics in a breath, this is great! That bunch of most shameless scoundrels are now far away from the BOSS battlefield!

  (Don’t ask Fang Rui, he doesn’t know a thing.)

   Su Mucheng: Yunxiu is asking me for an explanation.

Ye Xiu: Ignore her…

Su Mucheng: (´▽`)Too late, I’ve typed “Hehe”.

Ye Xiu: Hah! Not bad! Good play! Yo, Old Han also got involved? That means Tyranny won’t be of any trouble! How much is left?

Su Mucheng: 40%

Mo Fan: 36%

Ye Xiu: As expected, that Huang Shaotian has not fully disengage from the battle! Go, Steam Bun! Post something, anything! Heartfelt words are fine too!

Bao Rongxing: Yes! Boss!

  (Steam Bun’s declaration of love.)

  An Wenyi: Steam Bun… Your heartfelt words?

Luo Ji: ToT

Su Mucheng: Not bad, Steam Bun, I support you! (<ω<)✰

Ye Xiu: Don’t tease… Let me take a look, who else is left on the battlefield? Steam Bun, all you did was to lure out some slash fans, the impact’s not big enough. Mo Fan, go. Post saying you like Mucheng. I give you special permission.

Mo Fan: Not going.

Ye Xiu: ¯\_(︶▽︶)_/¯ Then you won’t be on the list for the next batch of sliver equipment upgrade.

Su Mucheng: Mo Fan, go on, I give you special permission too. o(>V<)o

Mo Fan: Ok

(@SuMucheng V♡)

  Chen Guo: Hahahahaha!!! They should all be weeded out now! Are there any pros still fighting BOSS?

Ye Xiu: The BOSS HP are kinda there. Boss [referring to Chen Guo], post some final words on the official team blog to distract them. I’ve already told Wu Cheng to lead the BOSS to 55, 144’ coordinates. Tang Rou, Mo Fan, Mucheng, speed!

Fang Rui: YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu!!!!! You guys you guys you guys you guys!!!!! Nobody informed me about such a big thing!!!

Ye Xiu: Party up, we’ve left some scraps for you. These BOSS are on their last breath. Definitely ours without a doubt~

    (Weibo)

 Ye Xiu: Thanks everyone for coordinating with us. Anyone wants level 70 materials? Collected too many. Selling cheap!

   -End-

   Extra stuff:

 Blog titles/Signatures of some players’ weibo accounts

 Tang Rou - Team Happy Battlemage. PK Room 1101

Zhang Jiale - Tyranny’s Lucky Star

Xiao Shiqin - Thunderclap Deals With Big Matters

Chu Yunxiu - Team Misty Rain Best Girl

Gao Yingjie - Papa Loves Me Most

Wang Jiexi - Where Is The Future Of Tiny Herb

Bai Shu - Take Care Of Your Overseas Friend

Huang Shaotian - You Are A Handicap If You Judge Me Talkative      Ye Xiu You Asshole Come Out And PKPKPKPKPKP…..

Yu Wenzhou - Slow Is A Type Of Attitude

Fang Rui - Most Sincere Qi Master

Su Mucheng - I Like Cup Noodle Experts

Bao Rongxing - People Who Say I Am My Boss’ Groupie Don’t Understand My Love For Boss

Liu Xiaobie - Hand Speed Expert

Sun Zheping - Sleep A Moment More

Zhou Zekai - Man Of Few Words

Chen Guo/Team Happy - The Two Old Smokers Are So Irritating

Other Notes: In short, lighting a candle/joss stick in Chinese custom is along the lines of saying “may you rest in peace” to the dead.

Original bilibili link:

https://www.bilibili.com/video/av4789257/