#zevransbuttcheeks

[jellydishes]

tagged by @demandthedoodles and @kiran-wears-science-blues for the last line game!

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

i'm going to cheat and do the last two lines, cause it's funnier that way!

"I thought you had a beard until we met. Maybe you'll surprise me."

@oxygenforthewicked, @dismalzelenka, @eriexplosion, @illusivesoul, @melisusthewee, @palms-upturned, @sunflowerdales, @firlalaith, @magicexiststoservecunt, @revoltradio, @tea42, @zevransbuttcheeks, @ziracona

[blarrghe]

tagged by @n7viper like a week ago and entirely forgot. Anyway! Get to know me thing. Tagging fraands: @transfenris-truther @aymayzing @zevransbuttcheeks @rosella-writes @plisuu @cleverblackcat @melisusthewee @sulky-valkyrie @elvhenfaer but no preshh

A get to know me thingy!~

do you play any instruments: Guitar and ukulele adequately, though I need to practice more life got busy :( And I played flute in jr. high - high school but now I can only play a scale and the intro notes to the pirates of the carribean theme by muscle memory.

favourite book characters: Zaphod Beeblebrox, Sam Gamgee, Luthien.

what's your star sign: Virgo sun moon Capricorn and I always forget the rest.

favourite colour schemes: Red/burgundy/black/gold/bronze or teal/light blue/pink/dusty purple. Pretty sunsets.

naps or long sleep: I hate naps.

what languages do you speak: English, French, leeeetle Hebrew.

dreams/aspirations: Garden, PS5 with two controllers, laundry machine in my house, ocean nearby, time to do art.

long or short hair: Long! My hair takes forever to grow out so I don't cut it.

tea or coffee: bof :3

bring a book character to life or go into a fictional world: Fictional world pls! Maybe one with space travel.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

huzzah!

@zevransbuttcheeks here they are!

I put together a break out bag for work today and I'm lowkey proud of it

[dalishious]

hey, hi! can i ask you a few questions? ive found myself in a wikia vortex and cant find any answers so far... like when they say corypheus faked the calling for every warden in orlais... does that mean that every single warden in ferelden (which was not affected by the fake call) ran to orlais just bc clarel said so? did they suddenly hear the calling as soon as they crossed the border into orlais? since the warden in crestwood is still under its influence, is it like a disease? 1

2 also like, why didnt clarel call on other wardens? couldnt she have sent a note to the first warden?? did corypheys not want her to? would it not be advantageous for him to have more wardens? now that i think of it, i dont remember if the first warden/weisshaupt is brought up in inquisition? aside from that, avernus in soldiers keep stopped himself from hearing the calling for 200 years. what happened to him?

3 like why did he go with the other wardens, you know? wouldnt he think it was weird that suddenly he got the calling when he stepped in orlais? or that literally everyone else did except for him? why didnt he go back? or flee with the dai warden? why didnt he send a note to weisshaupt? actually, why didnt the dai warden send a note to weisshaupt? if it was only orlais that was affected, why did they hide out in ferelden instead of going to get help with other wardens?

4 do we know where was the architect in all of this, assuming he survived in awakening? actually, since theyre the OG darkspawn and corypheus can transfer his soul to other blighted beings and take over like an archdemon, why couldnt the architect, to get away from the warden? conversely, why doesnt the warden die if they kill the architect? also i might not be remembering dai correctly but i dont think this is addressed in any way after the arbor wilds?

5. hes a resourceful shit from what we've seen, cant he like... just have a demon do the same as what happened in soldiers peak and come back?? cant he find any leftover rifts and step through? also, he was already a tainted creature with blight magic and then he incrusted himself w red lyrium, isnt that gonna fuck up stuff in the fade? corrupt more spirits into demons at least? fuck up mages trying to cast spells? peoples dreams?

6/6 sorry for the barrage of questions /facepalm

hi sorry just one more i swear. "If the Warden shared a night with Morrigan without performing the Ritual: Kieran was conceived when the Warden slept with Morrigan and was born a normal baby without the soul of an Old God." kierans wikia page doesnt explain how that was possible since the warden is supposed to be sterile? in all my playthroughs i always did the dark ritual and dont know if it was explained in game. sorry again!!!!!!!! 

1. Every warden in Thedas is hearing the calling, not just in Orlais. For example, Hawke says that their sibling hears it if Carver of Bethany are a warden, all the way in the Free Marches.

2. Clarel did call in other wardens; that’s the reason Leliana sends the Inquisitor looking for Blackwall, because all the wardens went missing, and he was the only one she could find word of.

3. The First Warden doesn’t really do shit. They’re mostly a figurehead at this point, involved in Anderfels politics, leaving the Warden-Commanders to do the real running.

4. Weisshaupt is brought up; that’s where either Hawke or Alistair / Stroud / Loghain, depending on who survives the Fade, ends up going. It’s also mentioned in the epilogue that there’s war within the Grey Wardens for control, then all communication from the base is cut off.

5. The last we know of Avernus is from the DA:2 quest Dark Epiphany, if he’s alive. He very well may not be, because the warden killed him in DA:O, or perhaps he finally died on his own.

6. If the Architect is alive, I guess he’s just screwing around in the Deep Roads, minding his own business. As far as why the warden was capable of killing him, I don’t know. Perhaps he did survive by jumping into the body of another darkspawn, somewhere, and we don’t know. Or perhaps he just doesn’t have that ability like Corypheus does. 

7. If Corypheus survives the Fade, I suppose he might find a way back. But that’s assuming he’d survive it.

8. Warden’s aren’t completely sterile, it’s just really hard for them to have kids. Fiona was still a warden when she became pregnant with Maric, for example, and states how rare it was.

[voidsentprinces]

Zevransbuttcheeks doesn’t know when to show hole unless instructed to. News at 11.

[zevranscrowsfeet]

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[zevranscheekbones]

Ever since I've found your blog I really enjoy seeing you pop up on my dash - great content. I have a confession though. Every time I read your url my mind auto corrects it to "ZevransButtCheeks". It always takes me a second to realize that's not your url when that happens lol.

Ah thanks love. I love your blog too. You always come through with the solid mage and Anders defense. And you know what, now that I think about it, Zevransbuttcheeks is a pretty legit url too. Hmmmmm.

[sentientspacerock]

hey did you guys know @zevransbuttcheeks and i went on a date like a week ago. i havent been on here lately but i just want you guys to know we shared tiramisu and declared our undying love for each other

[magicrobins]

@zevransbuttcheeks replied to your post “Are there like any qunari hair mods that actually...”

can i send you a link to a spreadsheet?

Sure! Thank you! ❤

(Also idk why but tumblr won’t let me @ you, sorry ><)

[jellydishes]

i was tagged by @askweisswolf for a wip meme!

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

the wip line in question being: He started to swear as she wheezed, snorted, and looked up at him only to crack up again when she saw his indignant expression.

which is, 24 words lol. okay!

@mushabumi, @scarletinkthelibrarian, @dismalzelenka, @syrupwit, @tea42, @shadoedseptmbr, @autistic-council-spectre, @wild-houseplant, @heniareth, @palms-upturned, @rock-teh-elf, @telumendils, @zevransbuttcheeks, @rosella-writes, @gothvis, @transfenris-truther, @oxygenforthewicked, @hearts-guided-key, @wickedwitchofthewilds, @sulky-valkyrie, @platoonharmonica, @kiran-wears-science-blues, @more-cardigan-than-woman, @notebooks-and-laptops

[blarrghe]

𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍, 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚, 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒅, 𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒂𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚

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tagged by @nomouthtospeakof thank you I love these things <3

Taren Lavellan:

roses  /  cherry blossoms  /  orchids  /  tulips (he’s a romaaaanntiiicc)

winter  /  summer  /  autumn  /  spring

thunderstorms  /  sunshine  /  snow

indoors  /  outdoors

meat  /  fruit  /  sweets

extravagance  /  traditionalism  /  minimalism

god fearing  /  non god fearing (ready to punch god)

cats  /  dogs  /  horses  /  birds

sunrise  /  sunset

day time  /  night time

fire  /  earth  /  water  /  wind

reading  /  writing

rising early  /  sleeping late

wine /  ale  /  neither

fur  /  silk  /  satin  /  lace

rubies  /  pearls  /  sapphires

horse back  / walking  /  carriages

love  /  power (a romaaannnntiiiiic)

having  company  /  being  alone (lol with his thoughts??? no thnks)

lakes  /  rivers  /  oceans

knife  /  sword  /  bow  /  poison none of the above. talk it out or use magic?

gold  /  silver (he doesn’t gaf but gold looks better on him so)

tagging @midnightprelude @onionjuggler @the-gay-wardens @zevransbuttcheeks @serphena and uhh anyone else who wants :3

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

talk about your favorite villain!

Okay uhhhhhmy mind is going is a million different directions

So, there’s Piper Greenmantle from TRC for one. I love her because she’s awful and just, god, she doesn’t even care. Yes, she has a slight change of heart but only because she realizes that the demon is probably going to kill her, girl was perfectly fine leaving her husband and destroying everything to demand her father’s attention I love her.

Idk if this counts but I love the “villainry” in The Host so much too. Like, there isn’t one big bad or anything (other than... I mean, I guess someone does try to kill her, but he’s not like a villain) so it’s the aggression of humankind of an antagonistic force on one hand, and then there’s also the actual alien invasion. And I frigging LOVE the aliens and their invasion in The Host! They’re bascially pod people but they’re??? Nice. And 100% see no problem with taking over an entire planet and the bodies of their inhabitants. Like, they’re morally gray in a super cool way imho because they’re kind of like lawfully neutral I guess but not in a way that’s boring at all. I just really love The Host tbh. And the theme of found family and how love in any form is the most powerful thing in the universe 🥺😭

[dalishious]

hi! do you by chance use the 4gb patch on your origins? i have the main game on steam and the ultimate edition on gog, but both always break when i try installing the patch to accomodate the amount of mods i use. have you ever had this problem, or know what could be causing it? ty!

I do, but I have the game on Origin, not Steam. IDK if that has anything to do with it, but I’ve never had any issues

[sentientspacerock]

@zevransbuttcheeks while i love the theory that im a disney princess, im honestly just depressed and this game is serving as my life support. i would die with my Nintendo™️ Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp ©️

[czeppeli]

hey mar, about the wisdom teeth thing. theres no way around it, it sucks and im so sorry that you have go through that crap on top of finals, and im just passing by to give you a teeny tiny tip to help you through it: ice cream is a good thing to have lots of. bc its cold it helps numb the pain a bit, it's passably nutritive, and it's just plain comforting. crossing my fingers so you get a breezy experience

thank you!! luckily this will be after finals its just not something to look forward to after finals

[sunspeared]

zevransbuttcheeks reblogged your post “merrill pops through an eluvian and cassandra tries to interrogate...”

#also did i get a feel that merril was crushing on cassandra for a second there #what w the omg shes so strong bit

Friend, I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but I want you to know that I take the implied contract between the reader and the writer very, very seriously

which is to say. if it seems like lesbians, it is absolutely lesbians. every time. my most solemn vow.