#zetsu who feasts on human flesh

[thottyimagines]

Akatsuki and their go-to fast food on the road 🍔 (is Hidan a White Castle or Taco John’s guy both are equally cursed lol)

Pein eats Subway and it's terrible. He's picky about the way his sandwich is assembled.

Konan likes In-N-Out. She likes the fries animal style.

Itachi doesn't like to introduce fast foods into his system. He eats at Panera and pretends it isn't reheated hospital food.

Kisame is a McDonald's purist. He eats, like, a nauseating amount of Big Macs.

Hidan loves to terrorize a Waffle House. He's starting fist fights up in there.

Kakuzu is enjoying the cheapest possible gas station beef jerky.

Deidara is fucking up a Taco Bell cravings box. He gets a frozen drink as well.

Sasori drinks the hot sauce packets from Taco Bell, if he must.

Tobi enjoys a good Burger King meal when it comes with a crown.

Zetsu, in a way, also enjoys the cheap eats at a good secluded gas station.