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[lilnasxvevo]

Shout out to the person who just liked 49 posts in a row on my abandoned [FANDOM REDACTED] sideblog, paused in their frenzy to press the follow button, and then liked 1 more post

[mythiczer0]

HELP ME?? THIS FIC IS SO CUTE. I LOVE AZUL. ❤️

Hi! Can you write something with Azul being tickled by the twins? If possible something along the lines of Azul is feeling insecure so they tickle him until he admits that he’s fine the way he is? I imagine Jade and Floyd would be such menacing lers and Azul would make a cute Lee! Thank you!

This is such a cute idea! I love the excuse to write about body positivity anywhere :)

Just a reminder that your stretch marks, tummy, love handles, and 'bigger' body parts are GORGEOUS!!! I WILL KISS THEM AND LOVE THEM ALL ARABARBRARBABR 

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Gain Confidence!

No warnings, no 18+

Jade and Floyd cheer up their boss after a rude encounter!

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"Sigh..." A young boy stared wistfully into the floor-length mirror before him with a sigh. His grey suit jacket was lifted to show his bare side, where silvery lines crawled up the skin from his hip. Jagged. Sharp. Ugly. Ew.

Azul Ashengrotto, sophomore at Night Raven College, was feeling quite insecure after an incident at PE. Azul was unbuttoning his shirt to exchange it for his PE uniform, when the boy across from him noticed his notable stretch marks on his bare skin.

“Haha, guys look! This dude's a girl! He's got stretch marks!”

“Haha, when's your baby due?!”

“They’re so ugly, keep that shirt on!” 

 Of course the insults were trivial, a child could come up with something more hurtful. But when the insults were something that Azul’s been insecure about since his youth, it was like ripping off a scab on a healing wound. Azul kept his composure and didn’t respond to any of their quips, resulting in them leaving him alone. But, of course, it begged the question...

 Were they really that ugly?... 

 As soon as Azul made it to his room, he dropped off his book bag and lifted his jacket to inspect his skin in the mirror. It seemed there were more now since the last time he’s checked; which was understandable since he’s had to be in his octopus form a few times since then. The changes from his human form to octopus form cause his skin to grow and shrink, since one form was obviously bigger than the other. With this, comes multiple stretch marks that litter his waistline, hips, arms and thighs. 

 Azul felt his heart pump. He wished they could go away so he could look like a regular boy and not some striped circus freak. He dropped his suit jacket and smoothed it out just as his henchman knocked on his door and entered when invited. 

 “Sir, we’ve collected those debts you wanted us to-”

 “-What’s the matter, boss?” Floyd interrupted Jade in the middle of him speaking. Floyd Leech was always the more mild-mannered one of the twins, and he spoke his mind whenever he wanted to. He could tell that something was wrong with Azul without him even mentioning anything. 

 Azul’s cheeks grew pink at the question. He didn’t know what to say; he wasn’t expecting Floyd to change the subject like that. 

 “Ahm-Uh, nothing. Nothing at all. Thank you for asking, Floyd. Jade, what debts did you collect?” Floyd narrowed his eyes at Azul while Jade collected his breath to speak.

 “Well, we collected the debts from the boys at Heartsly-” 

 “-No, something’s wrong. What is it boss? Just tell us.” Jade clenched his fists at being interrupted a second time. 

 “Floyd, stop interrupting! The boss is trying to-” 

 “No, Jade is right. Something is wrong with me.” Jade, interrupted once more, softened his expression to look at his boss. Floyd tuned in; his earring twinkling lightly as he turned his head. 

 “Well, what is it boss? Are you okay?” Azul sat back in the chair behind him at the question, his fingers worrying at the seams of his pants. Jade and Floyd sat on either side of their boss, waiting patiently for an answer. 

 “It’s nothing really, but I’m feeling just a little, blue, I suppose. Some simpletons during Physical Education made me feel insecure about my stretch marks, you know, the ones I get from switching into my octopus form? I was feeling a little hurt, is all. But it shouldn’t impede my work or my focus.” Azul sounded sure of himself, but Jade was furious. The twin stood up abruptly with a sense of justice on the mind. 

 “That’s ridiculous! This will be reported to the Headmage at once. What are their names? What did they look like? They won’t get away with this!” Azul held his gloved hands out wide to try and diffuse the bomb, while Floyd bit back a laugh at Jade’s sudden energy. 

 “I’ve already spoken to the Headmage, he’s taking care of it as we speak. I honestly didn’t want to give this much attention to the subject; it’s a personal problem.” Floyd turned to Azul on the couch and suddenly grew curious. 

 “They can’t look THAT bad, can they? Come on, lemme see!” Floyd dove into Azul and started grabbing all over his bosses suit jacket to try and lift the clothing. Azul squeaked, startled at the sudden touching. 

 “Eek! Floy-hoy-hoyd! Stop grabbing me!” Azul brought his hands up to deflect Floyd’s curious fingers, but Floyd was quicker. The mischievous twin’s need for messing with people was suddenly piqued. 

 “Why boss? Am I messing up your perfectly pressed suit jacket? I hope I don’t wrinkle it on purpose~” Floyd started pinching high up on Azul’s ribs to purposefully wrinkle his suit. However, it had a different reaction from Azul than he was expecting. 

 Azul yelped, a wide smile across his face and blush on his cheeks. “Floyd plehehease! Don’t pihihinch me I’m- tehehehee!” The lighthearted giggle from Azul took Floyd and Jade both by surprise. 

 “Boss, you never told us you were ticklish, what a surprise~” Jade observed out loud. Azul blushed deeper as Floyd grew a smile akin to a predator. 

 “Ticklish, huh? Well, ticklish or not, that’s not gonna stop me from finding those stretch marks! Now hand them over!” Floyd grabbed Azul’s waist and started scribbling them in the divets, purposefully tickling his boss now. Azul squealed and kicked his legs in protest. 

 “Yeek! Floyd nohohoho! Stahahahap thahahahat!” Floyd didn’t listen and continued scribbling and pinching Floyd’s sides and ribs. Azul tried grabbing Floyd’s wrists to push his hands away, but from his giggling he was too weak to fight back.  

 “Jade, you just gonna stand there and not help? Aren’t you curious about boss’ stretch marks?” Floyd asked, his fingers scribbling over Azul’s tummy. Azul giggled and squirmed underneath Floyd’s oppressive weight. 

 “Oh, I suppose. I can’t remember the last time boss was flustered like this~” Jade walked behind Azul at the armrest and grabbed his boss’ wrists to bring them up and over his head. Gently, of course. Azul could still move quite freely, but now Floyd had full access to his boss’ midsection. 

 “Jahahade nohohoho! Bohohoth of yohohou stohohop!” Azul yelped and bucked his hips as Floyd dug in and scribbled all over his open torso. Azul’s face was bright and happy. Forced obviously, but it was a welcome sight. Floyd couldn’t help but smile. 

 “Jeez boss, I didn’t know it was this bad~ Why didn’t you say anything before? This is so fun! I can play so many pranks on you now! But first, I have to see those stretch marks!” Azul shook his head in protest and tried arching his back to escape from Jade’s grasp. But that resulted in the tickles driving deeper into the skin. 

 “Youhohou’ll dohohoho nohohothing ohohof thehehe sohohohort!!” Azul was giggling so much, the twins could barely understand him. They chuckled amongst themselves as Floyd finally started lifting his boss’ dress shirt in the search for his stretch marks. 

 Azul brought his knee up to try and push Floyd back from it. “Flohohoyd nohoho! Dohohon’t lohohohook!” The twin ignored his boss and started squishing Azul’s thigh up and down quickly to make Azul squeak and rip his thigh away from Floyd’s fingers. 

 “Oh Azzy- Can I call you Azzy? They’re not gonna be that bad, trust.” Floyd unbuttoned the last two buttons on Azul’s dress shirt to see the stretch marks on his boss’ hips and tummy. Silvery, long lines scored up the length of Azul’s pale skin. The marks were akin to tiger stripes, or lightening cracks. They actually looked quite powerful, as if Azul was blessed from Thor. 

 “Boss, these are so cool! I’m jealous, I want some! Give them to me!” Floyd’s fingers started fluffing around the stretch marks and directly on top of the skin, which made Azul start laughing crazily. 

 “Nahahahaha! Stahahahahap! Thahahahat’s too muhuhuhuhuch!!” Azul twisted and bucked from Floyd’s soft fluttery touches all over his hips and tummy. 

 “I’m not stopping until you give me some marks, boss. They’re too badass to not have!~” 

 “Floyd, don’t kill our boss, please. We still have a business to run.” Jade warned. Floyd sighed. He supposed his boss has had enough. Floyd gave Azul one more round of fluttery tickles around his tummy and hips before setting him free. 

 Azul was a giggly blushing mess, to say the least. He kept snickering a few moments after the tickling had stopped, which made the twins smile. 

 “Feeling a little better, boss? We apologize if we’ve overstepped our boundaries.” Jade spoke as he rounded the couch corner and took his original spot on the couch. Azul sat up, his heart starting to relax and the tingly sensations starting to lessen. 

 “Y-yes, thank you. Ihihi-...I do appreciate you cheering me up. It was a silly-” Now it was Jade’s turn to interrupt. 

 “Boss, when it comes to insecurity, it’s never a silly matter. Those boys were in the wrong to hurt your feelings like that. But remember for next time, your stretch marks aren’t something to be ridiculed. You should wear them proudly, and as a badge of strength. Because you receive them as a result of growing out of your strongest and most powerful form, don’t you? Don’t ever let anyone take that away from you.” Jade pat the back of Azul’s shoulders gently, which made Azul smile. 

 “And hey boss, if those guys try bothering you again, I’ll squeeze ‘em to death!” Floyd declared. Azul nodded gently, thanking the twins for their reassurance and support. 

 “Thank you, really. I needed that, more than you know. Now then, back to business.” 

[supervisionrequired]

Latest quilt: GAIA & her subroutines, from Horizon Zero Dawn/Horizon Forbidden West. A combination of paper piecing (the subfunctions) and traditional piecing (the rest of the quilt), with a little embroidery (the label on the back) thrown in.

I made this one for the Desert Bus for Hope 2024 craftalong! So excited to be able to participate this year.

[jukeboxindie]

erend is so Shaped and fun to draw i can't believe i don't draw him more often tbh

[laracrofted]

if you're "here to read fics" you should reblog some, hope this helps ❤️

[hcunds]

just a psa - if you’re a trump supporter, you’re not welcome to write with me and I despise what you support with all of my being. ❤️ unfollow me if you voted trump.

[c-cal]

Guys dont reblog or Andre will appear in ur room at 3 am 😨😨😨😰😰😰

[es-zp]

I saw that meme in Twitter so I made the Anton version

[kinkystims]

okay so the first and only time i've done impact play was this june at a private play party. i asked an acquaintance if they'd do a scene with me. they said yes. very experienced i felt like i was gonna be in very good hands.

at the party when i arrive, everyone's standing around in the room that also happens to have their spanking bench. top throws out the idea of doing an impact play demo and asks me if i'd be interested in being the bottom for it. i said yes. nervous as hell but yes. so i stripped in a room full of people and got on the spanking bench with just my panties on. tits out,, everything out.

it was really exhilarating even though no one was making a big deal out of it and the bench kinda put less focus on my tits and i was also facing a wall so like people were watching me but i couldn't see them. top starts going through how to do impact. it was really interesting getting a demo while also bottoming for the first time.

so first they say you have to warm me up. and they just start rubbing me down from back to thighs. it's so i get used to their touch and don't flinch away from it and so i get relaxed in the position. i had never considered getting warmed up!! then they used a flogger to just gently start hitting me like reallyyyy lightly.

and this whole time, they're narrating what they're doing to the audience which is kind of exciting in itself. i don't really consider myself an exhibitionist but i liked it in a way i didn't think i was going to.

they rotated through tools, intensities, methods, etc. it was really cool and really fun. and i didn't know that pain tolerance builds DURING a session. they kept warming me up with softer hits and then eventually i could take harder ones with the same tolerance or better. it was so cool feeling my body adapt to it.

they'd rub out the stings which was also nice as. i like being groped and rubbed on. AND they'd use their nails which was soooo tingly and ticklish due to the fact that my ass is unfortunately super fucking ticklish and i had to keep from squirming LOL.

it was such a nice feeling, all of it. i liked how i felt in my head, i liked how i felt in my body. i liked hearing people laugh when i flinched and i liked someone commenting on my ass getting darker. i liked how hard i got from it. i liked when they kinda hit my dick a little. i liked being surprised at the pain.

it's funny cuz honestly i don't think my tolerance is that high. they said i had really good body language cuz it's all about if i'm leaning towards the hit or away from it (ideally, you should always lean towards it). and they said i was really reactive and really easy to read. which made me feel really good hehe. i was quiet like i didn't make much sound but that also might've been cuz it was too public lol (i get shyyyy okay)

[paladinmain]

💊 cradle pharmaceuticals

[jazzzzzzhands]

When Clown talked about reading books to home, i knew i had to draw Wally reading my favorite childhood book to Home!!

Also Wally painted a little heart on Home like face painting! oh and take my line art because i love lineart!

[ufonaut]

DC'S I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST CRISIS #1

Written by DAN DiDIO, REX OGLE, DAVE WIELGOSZ, RACHEL PINNELAS, MATTHEW LEVINE, and others Art by M.L. SANAPO, ADAM GRAPHITE, SID KOTIAN, WILL ROBSON, JORDI TARRAGONA, and others Cover by DAN HIPP Variant covers by EJIKURE and NICOLA SCOTT $9.99 US | 80 pages | Prestige | Variant $9.99 US (card stock) ON SALE 10/2/24

In the blackest night, when the darkness feels infinite, the very fabric of the universe begins to tear…as every major crisis in DCU history rises once again! These eight chilling tales, set during the events of crises past, serve to warn you, dear reader: when in crisis, watch your back. In the fractured world of Flashpoint, Professor Pyg is stalking Gotham City’s nightclubs, sniffing out victims! During Blackest Night, Scarecrow lurks outside a movie theater, recruiting new test subjects to perfect his fear toxin! Even heroes like Nightwing aren’t safe when his death might just have the power to reverse the damage of Infinite Crisis! All these, plus new stories from Crisis on Infinite Earths, Millennium, Zero Hour, The Final Night, and Final Crisis are collected in DC’s I Know What You Did Last Crisis, a deadly new horror anthology coming to haunt you this fall!

[bloodofgrapes]

Hey everyone. This is a photo of mine and Sock’s cat, Joansy, who went missing around three days ago. I don’t usually try to ask for help on the internet, but I decided I’d open a donation post, because we’ve been printing out flyers, posters, and signs to try to get any local assistance we can to track her down and bring her home.

I know there’s a lot of trouble going on in the world, and everyone is dealing with their own problems, so don’t feel pressured to donate to this. We’re only looking to recoup at least a little of the money spent on signs, because this was a very unexpected expense in this month’s budget. If you don’t want to, or can’t, donate, that’s totally fine, do not feel bad about it. Reblogs help, but even just casual happy vibes our way mean the world. I hope so much that we can find her soon, and I’ll keep you all posted if there’s any update on this.

[zero-aves]

Go read this ¤3!!! The autism is real in this au 🔫

I introduce the SCP AU that me and @zero-pax have been cooking up! First chapter down, hopefully you enjoy!

[samadiz]

TW: kinda suggestive content

Local cryomancer convinces angry ninja to make peace.

[civetfish]

Nerd-to-nerd communication

Something super pointless and self-indulgent I've had on the backburner for a while. I love trying to make the pieces they gave us fit together!

Al-AN and Robin would absolutely bond over learning about each other's biology. I could talk about this forever but I'll get into all of the headcanons I have for these two in another post eventually

Below the cut is another version with some extra bits and pieces and the transcription

Transcript :

Architect Anatomy A. Architect "Brain" - Doesn't "store" information so much as allow for easy communication with the network B. Brainstem - connects the information received to the central nervous/circulatory system C. "Heart" - Circulatory system pumps the bioluminescent fluid to other organ systems and surface veins. Each node connects to a vast vasculature network D. "Kidneys" - Organs that filter the bioluminescent "blood" and other bodily fluids, absorbing and distributing collected material E. Nerve Center - Receives raw sensory data and filters it. Filtering can be unconscious or intentional

F. "Respiratory" Tract - Intakes gases or liquids and filters out material for use. Disposes of waste on exhale. Provides cooling to internal systems

The respiratory tract functions less like a set of lungs and more akin to a computer's cooling system, with the ability to absorb material from the environment to use in other parts of the body. It also would likely help the architect's body analyze the environment it is currently exposed to on a molecular level. It is also truly unidirectional, with the intake vents near the "collarbone" and the exhaust vents on both sides of the abdomen

The architect organ cache in-game felt like it was definitely not a complete model of the internal organs, so I wanted to come up with something to fill some more space. I also just really liked the idea of Al-An being capable of something similar to breathing, without having a respiratory system in the traditional sense. Feel free to use any of this in your own headcanons if you would like :)

BONUS - a gif of all the layers!