#ze's from dc but also goes to the academy there's no change in backstory for zir

[thenugking]

Grand Academy for Future Villains characters + Troubled Birds Quotes

A Baroness: Remembering bitter, lengthy disputes where she came out on top, each all too short.

Professor Arthenes: This jackassery will not stand!

Aurion: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

Professor Doctor Cerebrist: He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.

Dev: I would look into your soul, but I’ve already devoured it.

Professor Commander Gk: I disembowel. It’s what I do.

Kinistra: Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. Maedryn: God can’t help you now. Professor Mortwain: I fancy myself a woke-ass citizen of the world. Phil: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. “You’ll do it?” “Of course,” I replied. Sona: My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. Val: I meditate mostly for a 15 minute break from this ongoing shitshow. Xi: I’m humanphobic. (And my OCs!)

Cazenar: I preen for Satan. Morgan: I’ve never been one to half-ass shenanigans. Scorpius: My only crime was that I was down to clown. Three: Dealing with you is like herding cats.