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In my onion, I have more shoes than 1.

Since it's my onion.

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Waking up every December 24th

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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So in other words, "Because I defined existance as being within the universe and because God must be outside the universe to control it, God does not fit my definition of existence. Also, the universe would break set theory in that case."

Yeah, that makes sense.

Sounds like you defined existence badly.

I do agree that it's a false equivalence of existence between God and the universe, but only because God is more existant than the Universe.

If the universe is defined as everything that exists, and if god must exist outside the universe to control it, this means god must not exist: and this is what makes him so powerful.

Because he must contain everything inside and outside of existence.

Set theory, bitch!

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it's actually time to move them to the oven (undor the tree) now that Christmas night is happening

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always confused me

"but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all" is so wild because you literally just asserted that I'm already familiar with the other reindeer. if this one is supposedly more famous than them why would it be assumed that I already know the other less famous ones but it's under question if I know this most famous one. what are you talking about

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Kringle's Conundrum 🎅

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it’s like christmas morning

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Yo! What is up carbon and non-carbon based life? How is your day (or night) going?

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Tom Cardy has a song about this.

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this is so fucking funny

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fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

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I didnt make this but whoever did is a GENIUS

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But by observation, one must assume the universe does exist.

If the universe is defined as everything that exists, and if god must exist outside the universe to control it, this means god must not exist: and this is what makes him so powerful.

Because he must contain everything inside and outside of existence.

Set theory, bitch!