#zahraa’s fmk

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fmk: bowser, squidward, cat in the hat (mike myers ver.)

josie i expected nothing different from you <3

marry - bowser bc he’s rich and a girl’s gotta eat and shop and vacation all of that. i could also run his kingdom better than he can idk. plus he’s kinda sexy too

fuck - squidward. i think a quick fuck w me could fix both me and him and make us less uptight. plus he’s got tentacles sooo

kill - aggressively killing cat in the hat because that’s fucking terrifying

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fmk: tommy, rocker, lou

marry - rocker bc he’s sexy and goofy and the tactical clothing does it for me. and i’ve heard he deserves a better wife and i could be that for him

fuck - lou bc hands and silly and goofy and hot yk <3

kiss - tommy bc his happily ever after is w buck but i’d smooch his face because he’s my lil precious guy

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not sure if you’ve watched swat, but based on vibes… fmk:

chris alonso-

deadon kay-

and ofc you know rocker-

<3

marry - chris don’t mind if i do. i’d watch the show simply for her if i’m being so fr

fuck - love me some vanilla rocker

kiss - deacon. i know you guys love him and i can see why but he just doesn’t do it for me like that <\3 BUT I GET YOU CIA

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FMK: Tommy Kinard, Donovan Rocker, Trent Fox.

see this is hard bc i’d marry tommy but i don’t think he, as a kinsey 6, would be living a very happy life w me so and he was already engaged to abby for two years so you know:

marry: rocker because he seems like like a goofy and sexy little (big) guy and maybe he’s vanilla but that actually works perfectly for me

fuck: trent because well, that guy fucks! we all saw it

kiss: my believe precious tommy i’ll smooch him and i think he’d actually like it <3

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FMK: Me, Oliver, Aisha!

marry - youu lindsay <3 you get me so well and ik you’re married but i think your wife will understand sksksks

fuck - aisha because she’s stunning and i think she’d really take care of me haha

kiss - oliver bc he’s got nice lips but beyond that he doesn’t do much else for me

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fmk - anirudh, ravi, me 🥺

lorri my sweets you’re killing ME

marry - it’s the way you went 🥺 and i’m putty so i’m marrying you. i hope you’re okay with our marriage being an open one because i’d like to suggest ravi perhpas

fuck - if not, ravi’s good here too <3

kiss - anirudh, all over everywhere

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FMK: Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore and Elijah Mikaelson

marry - easily damon, i love himmmmmmm

fuck - elijah but tbh i do not remember anything about him from tvd and i’ve never seen the originals

kill - stefan. idk i have somewhat of an irrational dislike of stefan so i’m sorry no kiss for him i’m going in for the kill

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FMK: Sal, Eli, Tommy.

is this a good time for me to say i’m quite indifferent to sal. like he’s just kinda there for me so:

marry: sorry tommy i have to marry you here bc idk eli and sal the way i know tommy. but it can be a lavender marriage and he can do whatever he wants

fuck: eli bc he was nice to chim and he’s a cool dude

kiss: sal, on the cheek or maybe an air kiss

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Fmk Athena, Maddie, Karen (also hi!)

helloo <3

marry - maddie. too many thoughts in my head rn none of them appropriate.

fuck - karen. the things id let her do to me.

athena - kiss all over because she’s mommy.

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Taylor Kelly, Ali Martin, Natalia Dollenmeyer

marry - natalia. i know we hardly got to know her but she is sooooooo my type god i can’t even begin to explain it.

fuck - taylor. i’m still thinking about her from my other anon.

kiss - ali. super pretty so i’d kiss her but i didn’t have any big feelings towards her

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fmk: me zayn peyton

damn mimi you didn’t make it easy but

marry - you. listen i’ve already got a platonic-ish crush on you so let’s seal the deal why don’t we? (that’s if the crush is reciprocated). and i just think we could have a beautiful life together

fuck - zayn. and to his own songs. yeah, all of his songs ever made, all day all night. but bad track record infidelity doesn’t bode well for a future together

kiss - peyton. kissing her all over not just her mouth because ofc but like zayn, can’t trust her being faithful to me

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fmk: eddie, ravi, chimney

oh this is hard ummmmmm

ravi - marry because yeah. like i’m a ravi girl. it’s just how things are meant to be. i love him. (we’re actually married that’s why he’s not at the 118 anymore)

eddie - fuck because he’s soooooooo yeah. all versions of eddie but season two eddie and season five eddie in particular just do something to me.

chim - kiss <3 i adore chim so yes i’m smooching him all over

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oliver, lou and anirudh 👀

anirudh - marry, sooo easy. i know he’s always married but listen, his wife is also stunning so we could be a throuple. i think it’d be a good time.

lou - fuck bc big hands and goofy personality you know, i adore.

oliver - kiss bc his pink plump and pouty lips are appealing at times

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fmk: bobby nash, taylor kelly, ravi

marry - ravi. like easiest decision of my life. he’s gonna treat me like a queen and i’ll treat him like a princess <3

fuck - taylor kelly yeah. yeah. oh we’d have such a good time. (having visions right now)

kiss - bobby but on the cheek because he’s like a dad to me. (peter on the other hand, well that’s daddy).

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josie, lou and me. choose wisely 🧐 dnnsnxnsnd — @shannondiazs

how dare you do this hayden <\3

marry - well, you duh because we’re married and i’m your wife so josie won’t have any hard feelings

fuck - josie because duh and also bc i’m nice and i’ll leave lou to you and josie so you’re welcome

kiss - lou, I’ll kiss him alllll over, who said anything about lips

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FMK(iss): Buck, Eddie, Chim.

marry - eddie. sooooo easy. my beloved and i think i could fix him

fuck - buck but like season six or season eight buck in specific.

kiss - chim. i’d smooch him alll over hehe