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What if they made the Keef duology a trilogy? Following "Return of Keef" we get:
Keef's Revenge!
After making Keef so happy he exploded Zim and Dib thought they'd gotten rid of him for good. He hasn't been seen at skool again, and rumor has it he had a mental breakdown and was sent away for psychiatric treatment.
On what seems to be another normal day at skool, Dib notices that Zim has suddenly gone missing, which is usually a sign that he has some nefarious plan in motion. He begins searching the skool, and ends up discovering a secret passage into the underground classrooms that were said to have been sealed off after the Lice incident. Dib discovers a lair of some kind, but it doesn't resemble anything of Zim's. Then he finds Zim, tied to a chair and gagged. A moment later, the room is filled with a foul-smelling gas that knocks Dib unconscious.
When Dib wakes up, he's sitting beside Zim tied to another chair. A stranger in a mask removes Zim's gag and apologizes to Dib for the gas which knocked him out. Turns out the lair is under one of the bathrooms and periodically the old pipes leak fumes down there whenever somebody flushes a toilet. The stranger reveals himself to be none other than Keef, who's gone full Phantom of the Opera and kidnapped Zim in order to lure Dib down to his "secret clubhouse" knowing he would do anything to rescue his "best friend".
Dib asks why Keef is wearing a mask and he says it's to hide his hideous disfigurement. Dib apologizes, saying he didn't realize what the happy popping juice would do to him and blames it all on Zim. But Keef brushes it off saying the deformity he's hiding under his mask is just a bee sting, totally unrelated. Dib says that's nothing to wear a mask over, but when Keef lifts it both he and Zim are so horrified they beg him to put the mask back on.
Dib and Zim ask what Keef intends to do with them, and Keef reveals that he's going to keep them down there forever. "It'll be like one big never ending slumber party! No teachers, no homework. We can stay up as late as we want and read comics books and play board games and share all of our deepest darkest secrets!" Keef then presents Zim and Dib each with a pair of footie pajamas to change into. They both look for a way to escape while Keef waits for them to change, but he's seemingly sealed them in with no way for them to get out or even call for help from the outside world due to signal blockage. Zim is ready to terminate Keef, but Dib is able to convince him that they need him alive in order to find out how to escape. Zim suggests some bizarre torture to get him to cooperate but Dib convinces him that they should just go along with Keef's demands to get him to comply willingly.
After hours of playing tedious board games, Dib points out that it's getting late and their families are probably wondering where they are, but Keef brushes it off, telling him not to worry. Their parents won't mind. They'll just be happy they're all having such a good time. Zim gets fed up and kicks the game board, demanding to know how to escape the "clubhouse". Keef laughs maniacally and says there is no way in or out. He made sure of it so that no one would be able to disturb them and spoil their fun.
Dib and Zim are both horrified. Dib points out that they're going to starve to death, but Keef says they'll be alright because there's some fungus growing on the walls and rats that they can eat to survive, which according to him are "really not bad at all".
After freaking out for a bit, Zim and Dib trick Keef into playing hide and seek so they can plot an escape while Keef counts to one million. They figure out that if they can set off a spark at just the right time they can ignite the gas released into the lair and cause an explosion which will hopefully blast an opening into the bathroom above them. Zim hopes the resulting cave-in will permanently rid them of Keef as well, but Dib says that despite all he's put them through he's just an innocent child desperate for friendship who really needs some psychological help and he doesn't deserve to be left to rot. Zim takes advantage of the situation by tricking Dib into thinking he has more time to get Keef to safety before they blast into the bathroom, then triggering the explosion earlier than expected, hoping to bury them both. The escape goes about as well as you can imagine when the plan involves blowing up a bunch of sewage pipes.
Zim makes it out first, but hardly has a moment to gloat about defeating the two biggest thorns in his side before Dib crawls out of the sewage and debris to throttle him while Keef climbs out completely unphased.
Keef says it's been real but it's about time he headed home. Dib asks if he's mad about them destroying his clubhouse and Keef says he was actually getting kind of bored of it and doesn't really want to hang out with him and Zim anymore because they're both "kind of annoying". And the stuff that he finds annoying about them aren't even their constant arguing or Dib's infodumping or Zim's narcissism. It's really petty shit like a certain word Dib overuses or that weird noise Zim makes in the back of his throat sometimes.
Keef then falls through some unstable ground back into the clubhouse and Zim and Dib both shrug and head home. The final stinger shows Keef some indeterminate time in the future, still looking like a child but with a full beard, playing Go-Fish with a couple effigies of Zim and Dib which he treats as if they are real and he can hear talking to him. He happily tells them "I love you guys. You're my bestest friends". The End.
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Thanks everyone for all of your wonderful submissions, you’ve all helped make this event a rousing success!I hope you all had a great day today!
Reminder that we will continue reblogging prompts and accepting them for another month! If you didn’t get them done it’s okay, they will be just as welcome anytime until March 14th! We look forward to seeing any and all new submissions :D
#zadr#tagr#tatr#zadf#zadakr#including mine I’m still working on them bc the cold has made it impossible to lately#mod teddy#announcement
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what if you did trans Dib and trans Keef KaZaDr...? :)c?
We got a Trans gal keef, Trans boi Dib and for fun a Nonbi Zimmy ♡
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#art#invader zim#invaderzim#zim#dib#dib membrane#invader zim au#zadr#kadr#kazr#zadakr#trans dib#trans keef#trans zim#nonbinary zim#I REALLY liked drawing this one#it's so cute#geckoart!
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HI! I made an invader zim safe place discord server!
https://discord.gg/RN5M56
Come on in if you'd like!
#art#invader zim#invaderzim#zim#dib#dib membrane#invader zim au#zadf#zadr#zade#tagr#tagf#kadr#zadakr#zakr#rapr#gir#gaz#gaz membrane#membrane#clembrane#the tallest#irkens#irken oc#oc x canon#iz#discord server
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Hey i really like your iz au! I was wondering where skoodge came in the mix?
For my Unlikely Friends Au Skoodge still works for the empire. I am planning on making him come to Earth to do something but im not sure what. I kinda want him to feel unfulfilled in the position he's in and possibly head to Earth. He wouldn't be part of the main group but I could imagine him getting a wholesome job such as an ice cream vendor or a pet store employee.
Also have this tiny Skoodge ♡
#art#invader zim#invaderzim#zim#dib#dib membrane#zadf#invader zim au#zadr#zade#kadr#zakr#zadakr#skoodge#tak#keef#gaz#tagr#unlikely friends au
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I have a lot of new followers so just a reminder this is here! ♡
HI! I made an invader zim safe place discord server!
https://discord.gg/RN5M56
Come on in if you'd like!
#invader zim#invaderzim#zim#dib#dib membrane#zadf#zadr#zade#tagr#tagf#kadr#zadakr#zakr#rapr#gir#gaz#gaz membrane#membrane#clembrane#the tallest#irkens#irken oc#oc x canon#iz#discord server#zagr#datr#tatr#tatagr
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Just a reminder that this exists ♡
HI! I made an invader zim safe place discord server!
https://discord.gg/RN5M56
Come on in if you'd like!
#invader zim#invaderzim#zim#dib#dib membrane#invader zim au#zadf#zadr#zade#tagr#tagf#kadr#zadakr#zakr#rapr#gir#gaz#gaz membrane#clembrane#membrane#the tallest#irkens#irken oc#iz#discord server#oc x canon
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