#yumy asf

[trashrattt]

Overanalysis ahh video 😭🙏

[bloodbrry]

✯ ; tags.

[n3bb9]

This whole scene has been my fav so far it was FIREEEEE oh my god

nah cuz say what you will about the new yakuza live action but this shit is fucking gay

[cry-ptidd]

Me and my sister watched Hellsing together. Here's her opinion on the characters

- Alucard: "He's a cunt, but he's entertaining. I'd probably pay to see him in a strip club. I didn't like him and his shit-eating grin and 'master' bullshit at first, but he grew on me quick and i don't like that he grew on me. He's a complex character, and he's hot asf when he cries. Also I wish we'd seen his Dracula form for longer; that was awesome. Him and Anderson had a thing going on."

- Seras: "Didn't really mind her at first, but liked her after she drank blood. Her transformation and the guns are really fucking cool. I didn't like her voice and her whining at first but it got better after a few episodes. I like her when her personality became a little bit more spunky. Her story's fucked up."

- Integra: "Absolute bad bitch. Her attitude reminds me of myself so idk if I should like it or hate it, she's got a lot of pride which I respect. Really human and I like it, she takes no one's shit and she's a badass. Didn't even FLINCH when she got her eye shot out. Girlboss. She gives me ace vibes also."

- Walter: "I liked him, he was funny. And then he betrayed everyone and became emo. He gave good advice, and he was cool as hell with that wise older veteran vibe. I'm disappointed in him, but the plot twist was actually good. You'd notice the signs if you suspected him from the beginning."

- Pip: "He's FINE. I'd braid his hair any day. I was in love and then I mourned. I'm widowed. He was hilarious, plus his voice actor nailed the French. My favorite character. Screeched when he came back. He's a good leader and I loved his speeches, also his death made me cry. And I don't often cry when watching anime."

- Anderson: "kinda neutral. I didn't like him at first, he was obnoxious as fuck. Then he respected women and opposed Maxwell and his orders so he grew in my esteem a bit. His character is cool as fuck tho. I wish he didn't turn into a monster, he fell to the same level as Alucard. It's like human greed or desperation for power. Him and Alucard had a thing going on."

- Enrico Maxwell: "Lucius Malfoy. I hate him but not the one I hate most."

- Heinkel & Yumie: "Really like these two lesbians. So cool and I respect their resolve, especially Heinkel's. Rip Yumi. You were cool. Heinkel being intersex is a dope detail, she's very androgynous too. I like their designs."

- The major: "Augustus Gloop? I like the fact he refused vampirism, that was cool, but he's an actual fucking sociopath and I hate him"

- The Captain: "Ngl, I actually find him quite dope, aside from the nazi thing. Literally no one respected him, that shit had me crying. His face is pretty and his tits are big, even if he looks a bit goofy at times. Wish we'd seen more of him. I felt kinda bad when he got defeated."

- Schrödinger: "I want this thing dead"

- Rip van winkle: "She gives me the vibes of a Dr Seuss character."

- Zorin: "Bleach Ichigo knockoff. Fuck this bitch in particular I hate her"

- The Valentine brothers: "A slav squat necrophile and his gay brother that used to be a runway model but got cancelled after a scandal"

Overall: A hit, neither of us expected her to like it. She likes the political and literary aspects, and also finds the characters interesting. She doesn't really know how to feel about the ending; she considers it realistic and a good end, but she wished it was more epic. But from a writing perspective it's good. Also she lowkey wished Alucard would turn Integra into a vampire, just because it would be cool. Now we send each other memes about it. She calls Nendocard a whore when she passes by him, but says she'd buy a Pip nendo in a heartbeat

[feelingyumimain]

Yo hope you're doing good! Could you do Yumi with a reader that's like pretty nerdy? Like plays Dungeons and Dragons (maybe even has a DnD podcast?), plays games like Final Fantasy, and writes books. I feel like he'd be absolutely no help writing DnD storylines for campaigns and writing in general

dudeee this shit is so funny like he would try to put in ideas and you’d just be like “…no that uh can’t happen sorry” Also I don’t know shit abt DnD so I tried my best 💀

He would think the story’s are cool asf

I’m pretty sure there’s like mystical creatures and stuff so he would like looking at thoses

if you have drawings or pictures he would look at them for a bit

he likes the game when you play it because the story’s keep him interested

“it’s like an action movie in words babe!”

“is this how deaf people think?”

I’ve seen people that collect different dice so if you do that he would love looking at them all

he would also buy you different dice like maybe a pair with strawberries or something

he tried to listen to your podcast but didn’t understand anything

he listened anyways

“what’s that mean?”

then you would explain it more in depth

he would pretend to understand after but really doesn’t 💀

he trys his best man

thinks it’s a adorable when you nerd out and ramble

He probably doesn’t read the books you write unless you ask

just bc he doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to read a ton

loves playing video games with you

he would ask to play legends of Zelda with you bc he thought they had something to do with DnD 😭💀

he would want to play with you but would probably lose interest, not understand enough, or just get irritated or impatient

loves watching you play tho Bc he can leave and do what he wants and still be around you

okay hopefully this was alright i tried my best with this I don’t know much abt dnd

[katsukissy]

hello bitch. im alive and im gonna scream ab potstickers

[primsycoldbottles]

stella no mahou is like This is so cute- *remembers what yumis defining trait is supposed to be

[just-luka22]

My headcanons about servamp characters playing among us because I'm tired and bored

- Mikuni or Tsubaki are usually voted out first and I think we all know why lmao

- Tsubaki always blames and vote for Kuro no matter what he does just to annoy him

- Mahiru and Kuro are that one couple who stay by each other's side and never kill each other if one of them is impostor, sometimes Sakuya joins them

- Jeje always kills Mikuni or Tsurugi first

- Misono sucks at being impostor because he can't lie lol

- Hyde and Licht are unstoppable if they're both impostors

- Gear and Kuro targets each other when they're impostor and you can't tell me otherwise

- Tsurugi wouldn't help with any tasks

- Yumi would rage quit

- Kuro and Lily are one of the best in being imposter

- I feel like Tsurugi, Mikuni and Misono would be the best in finding out who is impostor

- Hyde would make a whole presentation why he isn't a impostor, and Kuro would be like "fair enough"

- mikuni would be dramatic asf if anyone accused him of anything

- Misono likes to stick with people when he isn't impostor (mostly with Mahi, Tetsu or Lily)

Maybe I'll think about more later, for now this is all I have 🥴 I actually want to hear some other headcanons like this, so I would appreciate if some of you shared yours with me 😚

[itzmfkinkenni]

When Midnight calls

Anxious Shiggy X Black OC

Warning: sexual content….. so if this triggers u in any way exit please

Also this is going to be short asf hopefully you all like it let me know if I should finish it or not

Now let’s begin

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It was midnight, shiggy tossed and turned from his the rapid nightmares that were taking over the rapid thoughts in the man’s head.

To make the situation worse his woman Yumi was out late again on work with her coworkers. Lifting up from the bed the white haired man started to scratch the back of his neck letting out a deep sigh.

“ Why do I have to think like this! Yumi would never cheat on me ….would she?” Shiggy whispered to himself going deeper into the thoughts heart racing as if he just ran for his life like the criminal he was.

Lost in thought he didn’t even realize that Yumi had entered the room. Throwing her bag next to the dresser as she walked further along into their shared bedroom. “ Shiggy … love are you ok?” The short woman asked as the lights in the room reflected off her melanin skin, her lover slowly looked at her admiring her beauty as she got closer, Shiggy felt like he was going to faint.

“ nothing ! I’m fine leave me alone!” He semi yelled quickly getting up as he snapped back to reality. Shiggy didn’t want the love of his life know that he was worried she was going to leave him, let alone that he had doubted their relationship at the moment

“ what is the matter babe? Your never like this it’s…a tad weird of you.” Yumi said crouching down to Shiggy’s level, she starts to stroke his face as the man stared into her eyes.

“ Nothing! Like I said I’m fine!!!” He screamed louder, this time pushing her away while getting up ready to leave the room. “ B…but what did I do? Why are you being such an ass? “ The woman screamed back. Not giving Shiggy, Yumi was turning to leave, but was snatched up by her lover. Taking a deep breath Shiggy looked her in the eyes as tears threatened to fall. “ Are you cheating on me! Don’t lie I… I just got to know!” The tall man said falling to his knees as he stuttered.

“ Wait..baby what? You think I’d cheat on you” Yumi said more so in shock then she was in anger. Bending down to his level not saying another word Yumi kissed her lover.

Knocking him of guard yet he still kissed back sliding his hands to her big round ass. Taking her chance Yumi started to grind on Shiggy doing so she could feel his member growing in his pants, breaking the kiss the tiny woman leaned close to his ear then whispered. “Since you think I’m cheating on you, how about I show you who I crave more then anything.” Leaning back once more to look at Shiggy’s suddenly red face Yumi knew right then it was go time. Getting back up she helped her boyfriend up off the ground and lightly pushed

him on their shared bed stripping out of her clothes. Shiggy’s heart raced at the sight of his naked lover, pulling her on top of half naked body. Yumi herself trailed kisses leading all the man’s hard member quickly pulling it out. She looked at his dick spring out in amazement.

Yumi licked her lips as she went into work shoving her boyfriends dick in her mouth bobbing her head as she pleased her lover. Shiggy threw his head back in pleasure, putting his hand on the back of Yumi’s head pushing his hard member further down her throat, making her gag on it.

😏TO BE CONTINUED😳

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[bleachposting]

and our fave lipsync assassin is back as Miss Congeniality!! Congrats gurl !

- Ishida had two votes for by Hisagi and Rose

- Byakuya had two votes from Aizen (lol) and Shinji

- Shunsui and Rose also had two votes for them

- Ishida voted for Renji ;;;; (they really are bros who’ll never say it to the other’s face ;;;)

- Aizen, Hisagi, Kenpachi all got 1 vote

- None for Rangi, Urahara, Yumichika and Shinji (altho they’re the top 4 so ya)

Rangiku would definitely had been the kindest on set I’m sure and would help the other queens and gas them  up so much i’m sure ;;;; Yumi and Shinji would be shady asf fr so makes sense

I wonder how Ishida got picked for miss congen even tying with the other votes but whatever ! slive slaugh slove it’s time for the f i n a l e

altho i want Shinji fashion queen to win,,,, i think Matsumoto will take it out for being a more consistent force throughout the season let’s find out!

[eyelessdoll-y]

i wanna ask, what sort of traits or features you're specially attracted to Kanato, it could be anything such as his fucking hot voice (i mean i myself love yuki kaji ♡(> ਊ <)♡), appearance or behaviour, anything?

Hmm, good question!!! I myself to this day question myself on this same topic KKKKK

Hiii!!! 🥰🥰💖 thanks for the ask!! And well, if you ask then I'll tell you a bit about me and my reasons to like so much Kanato!

What attracts me most about Kanato is his appearance mostly!! And I do not say that is the cute and his childish face, but for his aesthetics! His style, clothes, accessories, and well the iconic purple hair😩😩💜💜

Since I was a child I was extremely attracted by the purple color, a good example are the barbie movies where I was NEVER Barbie herself but her FRIEND in a purple dress KSKSKKS Not just on the barbie which I was a fan of, but anywhere where there was a character in purple I already looooved im just a weak for the purple color. Movies, animes, mangas, animations, cartoons: It was always purple.

Here are Yumi from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi; MY QUEEN Ino Yamanaka from Naruto (since 9 yrs until this day im her biggest fan😭😭💜) ; Plum Pudding from Strawberry Shortcake; Barbie princess & Popstar; Viveca from Barbie and the 3 Musketeers ; Alexa from Barbie and the Diamond Castle grrr I just love girls and purple princess 😩😩💜😭

And coincidentally, Kanato has this exact same palette of purple colors yeah???? 💜💜😭 (despite being a "normal" girl and then talking ab a sick)

But beyond that, Kanato brings with it a more androgen and feminine appearance to a certain extent and come on, I'm a weak bi for this too. His eyes are soooo lovely, he must have such a sweet smell and such a delicate touch. Just imagining his soft, cold fingers I get so 💖🥰💖💖🥰🥰💕💖💖💕🥰🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Moreover, for having grown up as an emo addicted to black color I today greatly appreciate and gothic culture, a bit of pastel fashion too!! 🥰🥰 I love these pinterest Victorian outfits and if I could I would wear them until I die!! But as a 19 yrs in a tropical country with beaches, I will never be able to wear it because of the heat.

And well, I know Kanato would show up wearing lolita clothes but I'm not a big fan of that boy/girl childish aesthetic, and I prefer to imagine him just wearing more comfortable and softer black/pastel clothes. Something like pastel goth.

So well!!! To like Diabolik Lovers, each of us has to have peculiar and sadistic tastes to some extent, especially in the case of beautiful young vampires soooo to like strange, morbid, dubious, seductive characters and omg Kanato fits in that mainly 😱???!!!!! I Met him by anime in 2016 at my 13 years and i wasn't very interested, but at the age of my 17 years I saw him through the anime once again and those dark circles... the fangs... the blood... purple hair, the clothes and his voice... cmonnn his skin is almost gray and he's in love with death and dolls, he looks sick psycho and obssessive there's any way to like him even more??? Kkkkkk🤪🤪 idk i've always liked weird and eccentric characters more.

His voice is also a great... cosiness. I fell in love with his voice because I love singers of beautiful voices and songs, usually. Just an old to like orchestra and opera😓 let's not fail to notice that Kanato suits in that in therms of music, like the ones I mostly like that is "Nocturne" of Frédéric Chopin and "The nutcracker" of Tchaikovsky (the one the most suits Kanato 🗣️).

Kanato has one of the most yummy voices and grunts in the franchise and that I came to hear in all my life. It's so sweet and smooth while it manages to sound wicked and dirty 😩 It's mesmerizing. He's tasty asf 💜 I could hear him sing without complaining in no time.

Now finally, a question!! You know that saying where the characters we like the most are the ones who look like us?? Yeah!! That one!

I am OBVIOUSLY not like Kanato, nor do I share the same experiences and traumas as him. But I don't know, I like the "healthy" and sweet mature part of him, because that's where I most identify. Mostly the arts part, make works and sculptures, sing, sew and practice handmadet 😭😭💕💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Now the all the mental disorder, toxic gaslighting red flags (oh I hate that about him 🙄 just shut the fuck up) and that necro preference I'd rather discard!!!!!! Yk I swear if he came up with these pranks up I'd kill him just with my eyes 😡.

I also love psychoanalysis!!! From solving math homework to putting together puzzles, I enjoy studying and fixing things!! Kanato's mind is still a mystery to me, and I love mysteries. Everything has a reason, I want to study every piece of his brain and fix him💖💖😓😓

So I say I can fix him, and I will!! 😼😼💕💕 (in my dreams 🥲)

And it ends here, I get kind of weird when I talk a lot about myself JSJSJSJSKS and now, could you tell me about yourself??? You can message me or send an more ask telling me about your ideas and tastes!! 💕💕💖💖

I hope I have met your expectations!! Kisses!! 😘😘😘

[miedei]

hi yumie😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this was me when i saw these pics:

i had to like hold myself fron squealing cuz it was THREE IN THE MORNING

like istg chenle's glow up IS AMAZING WHAT THE HELL im jealous asf

also omg watch this (idk if i linked the right video pls tell me sksjsjsjsjsjsj) IT'S MIND BLOWING WTF

AKSJSIAJSKDNSNS WHAT THE FUCK ZHONG CHENLE

he wants to murder people that's the only explanation 😩 it's real fucking early here too i just wriggled around on my bed because i couldn't be loud i look like a worm 😭

TAHT VIDEO omg omg i love hello future so much more the adlibs and the high notes?? i will never get over how that can switch from their head voice to their chest voices so quickly wth my musical theatre/choir nerd is coming out aksjskans

[omegawolverine]

real asf yumi

dry heaving

[weebsince3rdgrade]

I love yumi matsutoya

She has a beautiful voice and all her songs go hard asf even if I can’t understand them (gotta learn Japanese for this lovely lady)

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