#yumeary

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko: Aww, Mary-san look at you, getting all romantic with these candles

Mary:

Mary: Ok first of all, I'm going to sacrifice you-

[cryingtyping]

there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[dumbrin]

Yumeko: If I kill someone, would you tell on me?

Mary: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.

Mary: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"

I literally have 299 followers can one more person follow me💀

[incorrect-yumary]

Mary, with visible hickeys on her neck: Morning.

Sayaka: What the hell happened to your neck?!

Mary, panicking: A mosquito bit me!

Yumeko, entering the living room: Good morning!

Kirari: Hello, mosquito.

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko: *slowly sipping her tea*

Mary: *is solving crosswords* sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful

Mary: *says Yumeko's name*

Mary: it fits

Yumeko: *chokes on her drink while blushing furiously*

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko: Has anyone seen my top?

Itsuki: Yeah, Mary's in the kitchen.

Ryota: *spits out water*

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers.

Mary: Can I use them as ear warmers?

Yumeko: What do you mean?

Mary: Nevermind.

Two days later

Yumeko:

Yumeko: Wait a minute-

[incorrect-yumary]

Mary: I have a new hoodie.

Yumeko: Wrong.

Yumeko: We have a new hoodie.

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko: Mary-san and I-

Ryota: Are getting married?

Yumeko: No, we-

Ryota: [pulls out binder] Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.

[incorrect-yumary]

Mary: Is that your hand on my ass?

Yumeko: It was an accident.

Mary: Your hand is still on my ass.

Yumeko: It's still an accident.

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko, laying in bed: Why don't you come join me?

Mary: Please put your shirt back on, we're in Ikea. People are staring.

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumary x tumblr text posts

✨Happy Pride🌈✨to you beautiful people whom I adore and cherish💛💖💙💚💜❤

[incorrect-yumary]

I need you two too😭

Come home my parents😢

[incorrect-yumary]

Ryota: *stabbing air between Mary and Yumeko with a butter knife*

Mary: What are you doing?

Ryota: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

Ryota: It isn't working.

Itsuki: Use a kitchen knife.

[incorrect-yumary]

Mary: I want to hear those three little words.

Yumeko: I love you

Mary: That's sweet, but try again.

Yumeko: Fine. I will behave.

Mary: There we go.

[incorrect-yumary]

Yumeko, stroking Mary's hair: You're so sleepy and adorable.

Mary, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Yumeko, looking at Mary with heart eyes: I know.