#yum dot com

[vikasmama]

professor ambessa.. my brain is melting out of my body i need that

NEEDDDDD she probably teaches some kind of history, probably like a political history course? her syllabus is strict and you’re a little overwhelmed but determined! and professor medarda loves a teacher’s pet.

always so eager to give an answer even if you’re off, the most engaged and willing of all her students. little coy smiles from you when you ask her for feedback on a paper, her intense eyes studying your body while she criticizes your work. lately, she’s noticed your energy dips right before a big test and she simply cannot allow her star pupil to slip — you must see her after class. she’s sure your morale has been restored when you’re bent over her desk, forced to recite everything you can remember from the study guides while her thick fingers stretch you out.

(men + minors dni!)

[deadlyspikelover]

any laurence miquella viktor truthers in the chat

[queen-zigzag]

[pparamnesiaa]

Not really fandom stuff, but earlier today I did some silly practice doodles as well as trying to figure out a persona for myself, and these turned out pretty cute

[neopawlibun]

made some really good whiskey battered squid rings tonight

[felixrulezz]

gonna have a buffalo chicken wrap for lunch #yum dot com

[swagpr1ncess]

Miss petunia sipping tea 🫖

[lizluvsick]

thinking about my boyfriend’s biceps mmm

[0rbit]

me when i forgive him for everything

[blondedbitch]

the pink sugar summer fridays is the best thing that has happened to me it tastes like vanilla funfetti icing

[zombiebro]

sugared prosecco grapes

[maidensfancy]

Ate a whole bag of mussels feeling content and seal like

[cigcity]

My favorite hobby is consuming 600 calories of fruit juice at my job

[ih8boiledeggs]

AWWW HW FELL INN WHAT A CUTIE PIEE!!

my contribution to the @surgeonofdeathcollab

[starflungwaddledee]

For the shipaganza

What if...

what if Coo and Starflung had a slumber party? Where they stargaze and do fun slumber party stuff? They deserve it (not forced ofc!!!)

you're right! i think they deserve it, too!

*���˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ valentines shipaganza masterpost ✩˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ⋆˙⟡

[muzsmocsing]

No way on dianxia's green earth is Pei Ming cishet full time. First of all, he has to have at least 2 PhDs on the history and complexities of lesbianism to even qualify as a love god and second, who else would the sapphics pray to about their problems? Ju Yang? What could general shwing-shlong do for them? Nothing, that's what.