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EUSEXUA tour at Primavera Sound Barcelona (June 5 2025)

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LMFAO

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as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

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I've never watched a show as queer as IWTV that gets cishet men into such a tizzy over the ships, specifically. Guy on the left was DISGUSTED by the "love of my life" line and didn't buy it for a moment, like --

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the only cersei punishment that would make me happy is sansa killing her with hammers otherwise I am 100% on her side and want her to get Worse

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no no sansa would not be a cliché popular girl in school. she wouldn’t be like. the bottom of the social hierarchy i think she’d be loved by a lot of people. however. she has one best friend (jeyne) and they are nerding out over their white boy of the month and she is her english teacher’s special little princess the one who annoys everyone else by always raising her hand and she is a choir kid she is section lead of the soprano 1s always scheduling practices on weeknights that interfere with everyone’s free time but she does not care this is important. and she plays the tragic maiden in her school’s shakespeare plays and finds it so utterly romantic and she is a bookworm she starts with trashy middle-grade romance novels and then she discovers jane austen and the chronicles of narnia. she goes through a major horse girl phase at the same time as arya is going through a warrior cats phase and they both have insanely fleshed-out my little pony + warrior cats ocs. she isn’t going to games and admiring the jocks she is on tumblr getting sold to one direction and daydreaming about boys (and girls) who open doors for her and braid her hair and will get rid of the spiders in her house she is on ao3 reading and writing like alexander hamilton she is bothering ned for the newest merch for her favorite boy band and then going to get a strawberry açaí refresher with jeyne

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Thoughts on “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married” ?

As someone already pointed out…

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are we too young for this?

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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

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Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024 "because it feels relevant in social media today".

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Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married is such a hauntingly bleak glimpse into the lives of heterosexual women

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Aurora Borealis (2025)

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under my regime all fictional sex scenes should be about a third person who is not involved or in the room