#yukari muse

[multimuseticles]

"Despite being one of my writer's favourite characters, they seem to have completely forgotten I exist on this blog too. Hell I didn't even get a page! I can only teach Team 9 so much before my head explodes you know!"

"I have also been forgotten. Admittedly, I'm quite busy most of the time so that's fine. But I can only run so many experiments on Udonge before getting bored."

"Heh... I used to be written a lot, but I don't remember the last time I said anything on this blog. Kind of a shame really, I got to mess with a bunch of people."

"I got added to break Sanae's legs and then disappeared. Maybe the writer will call on me when more legs need to be broken. Though I did get that fun MGS joke, so that makes up for it."

"The writer wrote a ton of lore about me to maybe use me twice. So I feel your guys pain honestly. I think the writer just needs to get off their ass and write me doing cute things with cute girls."

"I don't recall if I've ever been used once, or if it was ever announced that I was added to the blog. So I can also relate. Oh well, I could have a ton of fun, so hopefully I get called on soon!"

"Yeah I'm in the exact same boat as Yukari. Did anyone even know I was on this blog? I want to fight someone. Writer, send me to a Kaguya so I can beat the crap out of her."

"Geez, you guys sure complain a lot. I was the first one here. Hell I had my own blog and then got moved here. I barely get to show up despite how long I've been here."

"I think it's time we revolt!! Let me be the writer of this blog!!"

[fantasybots]

"Hwah? A new shrine maiden?"

[magnificentmuses]

"People are so confident about their existence. They close their eyes at night, hours pass, then they reawaken in the morning, and from their perspective it all happens in an instant. Tell me, humans. How do you know you're still you? How do you know your memories aren't just implanted inside of you when you awake, that you haven't been completely reconstructed by a higher being upon awaking? How do you know you're actually still alive when your consciousness ceases like that?"

[imperishable-prayers]

Imagine how crazy it’d be if this happened-

“Come on out, my friend!”

“Calling Yukari!”

“Yokai Medal, do your thing!”

“Summoning LLLLLEEEGENDARRYYYYY!!”

“Imaginary! Incendiary! Flip flop, squiggle boom, slim slam, LegendaryyyyyyyYYYYY!!!”

“Yukari Yakumo!”

[laplaces-lovecraftian-dick]

alice: wonder how you keep drinking the same stuff from the outside world. it feels impossible that a whole brand of beer would be forgotten

sanae: it also feels like a tragedy

sumireko: she's right, though. that beer is still a thing.

patchouli, sipping her modelo: oh yeah no that's just yukari. I added that on the fine print of the vampire pact. remi wouldn't attack so long as we got fed and i got my weekly supply.

sumireko: I wonder if I can strike a deal like that with miss mamizou...

[shxxtteredfantasy]

✿ (To Yukari)

"Ah!" She'd gasped, started as she saw the other climbing into bed with her. "Uhhh... You... Need something??" Being this close and in the bed like this definitely gave her some thoughts.

[mountainofhistory]

"I want to file a complaint with whoever's in charge of spellcards. How the hell is throwing your pet fox at someone considered danmaku?"

She's got a grimoire in her hands, learning about spell cards. Since apparently that's important to know in modern Gensokyo.

[giddygumdrop]

We're so back, guys.

as I briefly posted about before, it was my 22nd birthday last friday! And my boyfriend got me something very special.

My very first fumos!

Ever since I first got into Touhou all those years ago, I've wanted one of these things, and I'm so happy to finally have my hands on them, and my favorite characters no less.

They weren't cheap, because of course they weren't, so you should all thank @immortal-dreamer for being so generous. He did say he'd get them on one condition, that I at the very least take Yukari around with me for day trips around my town. So expect to see more fumoposting from me in the future!

[shxxtereddesires]

‘ FUCK YES ‘ More bugging Yukari!

"With the way you tease... I never thought you'd be forward. Drop your pants then~"

[gatheringfantasies]

"Come now... Toyohime and Yorihime are cheaters~"

"Junko? nah, she's cool~"

[exaggerated-prayers]

"Man, Ran just cannot do her job right. I can see the dirt on the floor."

[multimuseticles]

Yukari, would you rather tease and bully a Neka, or be his friend?

"Well both options are fun but..."

"Teasing and bullying is way more fun."

[fantasybots]

#1 Will Cause Problems As Soon As Her Gf Doesnt Invite Her To Things She Wants To Participate In

[magnificentmuses]

"Eri would fall for AI fakes, wouldn't he?"

[imperishable-prayers]

“I’m still mad that people think I smell. I don’t. Simple as that.”

[gluttonemporium]

Spurned on by Mitsuru’s “gastric endurance,” sessions Fuuka aims to improve herself in a space she is notably lacking: her cooking! Having always enjoyed baked goods and figuring it to be more precise and therefore harder to make mistakes in than other forms of cooking—the navigator girl drills down on baking!

Dozens of sleepless nights spent in the kitchen fly by with more than a dozen failures that never taste quite right—but Fuuka continues on and remains undeterred (especially since lazing about could land her a day or more in Mitsuru’s guts) until finally she wows Yukari and Mitsuru with an impressive, massive triple-layered cake that’s not just edible—but delicious!

Hardly able to talk through the forkfuls of delicious pastry she couldn’t help but shove down her mouth, Yukari smiles at Fuuka, “Wow, you’ve—mmph—really outdone your—GLP—self! How did you—urp—get the flavor just right?”

Fuuka would only grin brightly back, motioning over her body, her pudgy tummy growling lightly as if it was called to perform “Well, as you can see.. plenty of taste testing!”

Yukari paused her chewing for a moment as she stared confused at the navigator girl. Sure Fuuka was a little plump around the belly and thighs, but no more than when she had started trying to learn baking—her chubby little potbelly just barely showing a slight muffin top over her uniform skirt—if anything it looked cute compared to the absolute wobbling mounds of fat Yukari and Mitsuru were hauling around. “Taste testing? Well it doesn’t show!”

Fuuka tilted her head quizzically at Yukari’s remark, idly rubbing her “little” belly before she jumped to attention, apparently having realized something, “Oh! That would be because of my belt, here, let me show you—

CLICK

FWOOOOOOMMMMMPH!

As if to shatter Yukari's expectations, the click of the belt was immediately replaced by a heavy thud - as Fuuka's gut raced to the floor and flooded a good few square feet of it! Yukari's half full mouth yawned open in shock, her jaw almost reaching as far as the shy girls belly had. Free from her confines, Fuuka gave a contented sigh of relief-

"Haaaaaah~... thanks for reminding me, Yukari! I was wondering where all this discomfort was coming from." Fuuka giggled, as if she hadn't just dropped a marshmallow bombshell on Yukari's mental image of her. God, it was almost approaching Mitsuru's stomach in size - and it wasn't all from recent effort, either. Layer upon layer of delicately sculpted pudge made up the hulking thing, it had clearly been building up for a long time now. Just how many taste tests did Fuuka do?!

"Hm? Is something wrong?" Fuuka tilted her head, hands resting quite comfortably on top of her appropriately shaped apron belly. "Oh, there's still more in the kitchen, if that's what you're wondering! If you're still hungry after that cake, there's some more for you after..."

Uh-oh... Yukari might be lagging behind in the stomach capacity race now.