#yukari muse

[multimuseticles]

"Despite being one of my writer's favourite characters, they seem to have completely forgotten I exist on this blog too. Hell I didn't even get a page! I can only teach Team 9 so much before my head explodes you know!"

"I have also been forgotten. Admittedly, I'm quite busy most of the time so that's fine. But I can only run so many experiments on Udonge before getting bored."

"Heh... I used to be written a lot, but I don't remember the last time I said anything on this blog. Kind of a shame really, I got to mess with a bunch of people."

"I got added to break Sanae's legs and then disappeared. Maybe the writer will call on me when more legs need to be broken. Though I did get that fun MGS joke, so that makes up for it."

"The writer wrote a ton of lore about me to maybe use me twice. So I feel your guys pain honestly. I think the writer just needs to get off their ass and write me doing cute things with cute girls."

"I don't recall if I've ever been used once, or if it was ever announced that I was added to the blog. So I can also relate. Oh well, I could have a ton of fun, so hopefully I get called on soon!"

"Yeah I'm in the exact same boat as Yukari. Did anyone even know I was on this blog? I want to fight someone. Writer, send me to a Kaguya so I can beat the crap out of her."

"Geez, you guys sure complain a lot. I was the first one here. Hell I had my own blog and then got moved here. I barely get to show up despite how long I've been here."

"I think it's time we revolt!! Let me be the writer of this blog!!"

[laplaces-lovecraftian-dick]

alice: wonder how you keep drinking the same stuff from the outside world. it feels impossible that a whole brand of beer would be forgotten

sanae: it also feels like a tragedy

sumireko: she's right, though. that beer is still a thing.

patchouli, sipping her modelo: oh yeah no that's just yukari. I added that on the fine print of the vampire pact. remi wouldn't attack so long as we got fed and i got my weekly supply.

sumireko: I wonder if I can strike a deal like that with miss mamizou...

[shxxtteredfantasy]

✿ (To Yukari)

"Ah!" She'd gasped, started as she saw the other climbing into bed with her. "Uhhh... You... Need something??" Being this close and in the bed like this definitely gave her some thoughts.

[magnificentmuses]

"Eri would fall for AI fakes, wouldn't he?"

[mountainofhistory]

"I want to file a complaint with whoever's in charge of spellcards. How the hell is throwing your pet fox at someone considered danmaku?"

She's got a grimoire in her hands, learning about spell cards. Since apparently that's important to know in modern Gensokyo.

[giddygumdrop]

We're so back, guys.

as I briefly posted about before, it was my 22nd birthday last friday! And my boyfriend got me something very special.

My very first fumos!

Ever since I first got into Touhou all those years ago, I've wanted one of these things, and I'm so happy to finally have my hands on them, and my favorite characters no less.

They weren't cheap, because of course they weren't, so you should all thank @immortal-dreamer for being so generous. He did say he'd get them on one condition, that I at the very least take Yukari around with me for day trips around my town. So expect to see more fumoposting from me in the future!

[shxxtereddesires]

‘ FUCK YES ‘ More bugging Yukari!

"With the way you tease... I never thought you'd be forward. Drop your pants then~"

[imperishable-prayers]

“I’m still mad that people think I smell. I don’t. Simple as that.”

[gatheringfantasies]

"Come now... Toyohime and Yorihime are cheaters~"

"Junko? nah, she's cool~"

[livelyshrine]

“I need a girl to kiss.”

“Do you think that just because you’re a lesbian it makes that sentence less pathetic?”

[exaggerated-prayers]

"Man, Ran just cannot do her job right. I can see the dirt on the floor."

[multimuseticles]

Yukari, would you rather tease and bully a Neka, or be his friend?

"Well both options are fun but..."

"Teasing and bullying is way more fun."

[fantasybots]

"I'll happily take Suika off your hands~"

[shxxtteredfantasy]

snakebittin

Now would you want that you don't want to get out-?

@snakebittin

"....Depends on who's asking... Whoever you are..."

[magnificentmuses]

"I'm too tired to listen to another, bastard version of me badmouthing Ran."

[gainprincess]

She burps instead of adding spaces to her sentences.