#yrsh no this is so bad
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Ah. Transit had likely hatched from an actual egg, but had been placed in a power block to be unleashed again at a later date as if he were no more than a useful item. At least, that's was Luigi's theory. The look Transit gave him only helped solidify the idea in his mind. "Bowser is a very bad koopa," Luigi explained. "He exploits others for his own gain. He wants to take things that don't belong to him with force, and he'll do that any way he can. Including capturing your kind and putting them into power blocks."
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Once Transit settled down next to him, Luigi put a hand on the yoshi's head. Jeez the poor thing was sad now. That wouldn't do at all. "No. It's not your fault that the mark is there. You've had it since you were a baby. I just hope that Bowser didn't do anything else to you and the others that hurt you or could hurt you in the future. But... I guess if he had, Gadd would've found out, right?" Maybe. If he were a smart man, and wasn't working for Bowser himself. But then- what human in their right mind would, unless forced to do so? "Maybe one of Princess Peach's scientists or doctors can make sure you're ok. And maybe they can do something about that mark on your flank too."
With his chin in the dirt, Transit's jaw quivers slightly, his glassy eyes rolled up to regard his company with a mix of confusion and self-doubt. The weight from his back, though placed aside for his camping venture, suddenly felt like it was back on him and pushing him further into the ground than he'd like. "Brrrshhrswr...awahah- yrsh." [-but...packages-...going Bowser? Is name on address.] And 'evil' or not, his drive to complete his worth-proving task is more important than what is possibly a bad situation to wander into.
With a frown, the yoshi, sat up, though his haunches remained curled up under him. The mark...this 'Bowser', and 'blocks... were they at all connected like Luigi claimed? He shakes his head, confused and snout pursed. "Yrshi-yrshi-! Awawahah. Aowh!" [Can't be sure why was in block for start. Why am investigating-...] He assures the other, expression softening in mild defeat. He'd been on his investigation for a while now with hardly anything to show for it except a map with marked areas and blank areas yet to investigate. To see if those yoshi Gadd said disappeared from the fossil record really were stuck in the power blocks. Why that is...he'd have to investigate later. After he found proof of it all being real, of course.
"Hrrh? Yawsh?" [Don't know why mark there...but can't be bad after so long, right?] It's not like he'd combusted from a youngling to now, so he's skeptical on even probing the matter. There were far more important things at stake-...and he expresses so with scooting his shoulder pack around until the satchel itself laid over the mark, masking it from view. "Yrsha, yosh-yosh, iiiishii." [Camp here for strength back. Tomorrow need take supplies to Darklands. You stay?]
#//if wigi wants to assert his human dominance and lasso a yoshi now is a time lol#//fight the bb#//for his own good lol#timid-plumber#long post
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UHHH the fact that this post hasnât even been deleted despite the article being proven to be a homophobic fucking mess says all u rly need to kno tbh
like ..... damn despite the fact that it takes literally 2 secs to find out thefederalist is a trash homophobic publication, and youâd think that if OP (somehow) didnât realize that, itâd be deleted at this point... buttttt apparently OP STILL agrees with the sentiments reflected in the article ????
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