#yr smau

[hehehereliesmysanity]

A wilmon smau including insta posts from Wille and Simon as a married couple, follows the wilmon wedding au I posted on valentine's day, but can be read as a standalone. (M)

cw: there is heavily implied sexual content, read it accordingly.

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[enjoythesilentworld]

Simon's Month - (Cat)Fish

day 19!! @youngroyals-events

Simon tries to convince a man on a dating app that, yes, that is his actual face in those pictures.

read below or on ao3 (T, 500)

You got a match! 

Wille liked your photo!

Wille sent a message!

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Wille: If you’re gonna use fake pictures you might as well make them believable…

Simon: im sorry what?

W: I’m just saying, it’s pretty obvious you’re a catfish. Those pictures are not real.

S: um yes they are? that's literally my face

W: Nice try! No one actually looks like that. Way too perfect.

S: is this some kind of weird pickup line because im not sure you’re executing it properly

W: No? What do you mean? Clearly those are photoshopped or something. Who has skin that smooth looking? Or eyes that beautiful shade of brown?

S: literally i do

W: Seriously, where did you find these? Did you edit them yourself?

S: did you get dropped on your head as a child or something

W: … I mean, probably. But that doesn’t matter here. I know an edit when I see one.

S: clearly you dont because that is my face thank you for the compliment, i guess???

W: You’re welcome for complimenting your editing skills. But I still don’t believe you.

S: ok now im convinced this is some weird plot toget me to send like nudes or something

W: Oh my gosh, no! I’m not even on here for that! I’m too much of a romantic for hook-ups. We’d have to go on at least a few dates first.  And I would only ever ask if I knew you wanted to.  To send pictures.  Naked ones. And only you felt safe doing so. But I think in person is better anyway.

S: okay…

W: Sorry if that was weird. I keep staring at the pictures and they’re making it hard for my brain to work.

S: hard huh?

W: Ha. Ha.

S: i guess that’s kinda sweet i’m not much into hook-ups either

W: Oh. That's cool. But, seriously, where did you find these pictures?

S: i remind you. that is me im starting to question your sanity Wille

W: Sure, Simon. You just walk around like that all day and somehow you’re still single and on a dating app. Sure, very believable, *catfish*! 

S: omfg i do have pet fish but im not a catfish you're one to talk no ones hair is that color also there is no way u have a perfect little freckle on ur top lip or do you put that there with makeup

W: What?? Me?? No, it’s not makeup! I am just Swedish! I get freckles in the sun!

S: suuuure

W: Don’t turn this around on me, Simon.  Except, wait, do you really have pet fish?

S: yes, i do

W: Can I see them? 

S: [Image attached]

W: Beautiful!  What are their names? 

S: idk if i can trust you with their names you think i’m a liar

W: :( Simon

S: :( Wille

W:

You can trust me.  It’s justified, I think, that I don’t believe you.

S: [Image attached] literally me [Image attached] me with fish for proof i cant believe your awful rizz is working on me … Wille? here i’ll write out a little note for you so you know its actually me [Image attached]

W: ‘.,;-=p./ ?um I-m her e SOrry I was.. You are real? 

S: lol i am real

W: When are you free?

S: huh?

W: I would like to take you on a date, Simon To apologize for calling you a catfish But also because you are funny and pretty, and I need to see you in person just to be totally sure that you’re actually real. 

S: hm i guess i’d be okay with that i wanna know what that freckle on your lip tastes like

W: asdnasfwaogjfan

S: their names are oski, olle, and felle, btw are you free tonight?

[vampyrmar]

if anyone needs a new wilmon fic rec and wants a fun smau (like so genuinely - usually not into most smaus but this one is hilarious and so well done) the pukemon universe is one of the best yr smaus and the final updates were just posted it’s perfection! and it’s a perfect balance of true to wilmon and crackfic behaviors i love all these characters so much

[xinganhao]

hey buddy, how's it going?

are you taking care of yourself?

I actually am here to tell you something that happened today. I was re-reading the poems from the hhu dead poets society au, and my friends asked me to show them and I did. they really really really loved it!!!

mainly the mingyu one, and the little drabble mingyu wrote, it was just so cute and they were happy about it. it reminded them of their crushes and love.

loving your writing as always. see you around soon!!

AHHH MY LOVE I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR FROM U ♡( ◡‿◡ ) we must have something telepathic going on because i swear i was just looking at dead poets society!hhu again the other day. mingyu who celebrates everything + the poem whiplash from ordinary moments in love (again) + the line in the letter where he goes "maybe if it weren't just a random thursday, you'd finally feel what i've always felt for you"??? always gets meee. very very characteristic of real life crushes, no? :'-) i hope you're doing well! always wishing you the best xo

[youngroyalsconnections]

does anyone know where i can find smaus? on twitter ig?

id use this:

hope that helps!

[hangup119]

enhypens new comeback oh my lord…. it’s bringing me back to being an engene lowk (like??? sunghoon is so fine and he sounds so good listening to him isn’t enough i need to become Heeseung Rfn)

[idreamofcrackinglocks]

Has anyone created a list of young royals text fics or SMAU’s? If not I might start compiling one.

something about them really just tickles my stupid millennial brain.

also heavily inspired by me rereading call me up late which has made my ill self feel marginally better.

[young-royals-confessions]

i think very few yrtwt users have reuploaded their smaus to any other site. most likely because they’re usually not in reading format due to the pictures and stuff.

to find more smaus, i believe there are accounts on twitter that retweet the threads of smaus for anyone looking. i’ll try finding the account and link it in another confession. but if you search “yr smau” on twitter then a wholeeeee bunch should pop up

Thank you!

For those who aren't familiar, smau stands for "social media au."

A SMAU is a type of fanwork where fans create graphics that look like social media accounts for fictional or RPF characters. The type of visuals vary, from creating profile pages for the character to what their feed would look like. Some are like small fics, where the character "posts" a picture and other characters respond or comment on their pic, sometimes this will involve a series of posts and responses between the characters. It can sometimes be very similar to Text Fic but in a visual format. (Source)

Link to Shock to Your System by Kastin on twitter

[noirvette]

I’m excited for your band smau, the profiles are so cute!! I love Nichole sobs 💟 & the bae pls LOLOL 😭

PLSSS i cant even lie i opened tumblr to see you in my inbox and thought i was dreaming 😭

and tysm!! 🫶 nichole is so real tbh i can’t trust anyone who doesnt love her

[dimplewonie]

୨ৎ rating my exes! | enhypen hyung line.

pairing: enha hyung-line x reader!

genere: smau oneshot, humor/fluff, angst (?).

warnings: swearing, ningning as faceclaim, use of whore & slut, like one typo, crack, unnecessary amount of hate on jakes ham & cheese toastie, my lame humor, signs i need mental help

ri's note🎧: i am making a maknae line ver :3 (lmk if u want a tag!) now tell me why this took yrs to make

𐙚 tagging: @floweryang @zhounauts @mygnolia @jlheon @star-hoon @ilovejungwonandhaechan @wonkixo @wtfhyuck

© dimplewonie on tumblr. please do not copy, repost, or plagiarize any of my works. reblogs and comments are appreciated :3

[hehehereliesmysanity]

PART 4

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[lewisvinga]

stars | max verstappen x fem! olympic archer! reader

summary: wins after wins for everyone’s favorite athletic couple

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; requested ! idk how archery and the olympics work so bear w me if this is all wrong + the timeline is so off pretend the olympics were last yr LMAOOO

masterlist !

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; last practice session before the big day but also before date night ??🤔] [caption 2; not so patiently waiting 😴]

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liked by yourusername, schecoperez, and others !

maxverstappen1: so unbelievably proud. ik hou van je, schat ❤️ [i love you, darling]

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: maxieeeeeee🥹🥹 i love youuu

yourusername: my #1 supporter ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

maxverstappen1: i’ll bring a sign next time 😁

username: AWWWWEEEE

username: the bouquet of roses stopppp🥹

schecoperez: enhorabuena, y/n! 🎉 [congratulations, y/n]

yourusername: gracias, checooo🫶 [thank you, checo]

username: my PARENTSS😖

username: y/n is actually the coolest person ever😩

charles_leclerc: congratulations, y/n! pls don’t pop my tire 😇

yourusername: get me a lot of tubs of salty carammmel and u got urself a deal

maxverstappen1: and vanillove ! lots of it !

charles_leclerc: deal and deal

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liked by maxverstappen1, yourbestfriend, and others !

yourusername: 3x!!!!! congratulations, my maxie, i’m so unbelievably proud and i love you always❤️‍🩹

tagged; maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1: i love you, thank you❤️

maxverstappen1: couldn’t have done it without you❤️❤️

yourusername: oh duh, who else was gonna cheer so loud you can hear it on the radio ?

username: winning a wdc and gold medal? such stars🤩

username: star couple fr😫

username: THE FIRST PIC I WILL GO INSANELANDLS

username: our 3x wdc🙏

yourbestfriend: congratulations max can i have my y/n back now 😒

maxverstappen1: no she’s mine

yourbestfriend: she was mine first 🤬

yourusername: there’s enough of me to go around 😌

username: my parents being successful IKTRR💆‍♀️

username: aura as a couple so insane they stay winning

[kawoala]

⁝ SUNA RINTAROU 𝜗𝜚 mistakes 𝜗𝜚

ᰔ content warning ; smau 、 profanity 、 smug! suna 、 mention of the following; underage drinking, sex, sex on friends bed 、 THIRD YEAR, EIGHTEEN YR OLD SUNA!!!!! 、 hangovers.

[euphoriesx]

part 2 of bf!toji texts … xmas edition

i tried switching up his txting style a little like that anon said … he lets autocorrect attack his ass now

warnings: suggestive, fem!reader

xmas is over for me now but for those who r enjoying it rn i hope this adds a little more to this special day!

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have yall an amazing xmas n a happy new yr gng (expect another smau fo nye lollll) toji fluff has me weak bc we can’t bully his broke ass all the time

[gguk-n]

Hello!! I love your writing style!!

Can you pls do a max verstappen x reader but he’s still into Kelly max is sorry, reader disappeared goes to Korea gets together with jungkook plus now she’s a successful CEO n 2 yrs later she comes back as a baddie fans love her n max regrets

It’s set in 2021 comes back in 2024

P.s make her friends with Charles n Lewis

Thank you hope u take this in consideration

This ask was made in my dreams🥹🥹 thank you to the beautiful nonnie for sending this. I made this as an smau and some writing. I had so much fun making this!!!🫣🫣 hope you enjoy reading this too🥹🥹 changed the timeline a little bit for the story. Max is an ass, sorry. I love Max really but the story needed it

Drifting Into Love

Face Claim- Kim Hye yoon. (Every thing is fiction)

Max was back the next day. Y/N returned from Belgium and was waiting for Max in her apartment in Monaco. Max was one of the very few people who knew that Y/N came from wealth. Her parents had raised her humbly in hopes that the money won't get to her head and she would be a kind and compassionate human. Right now, she felt anything but kind. She felt like smashing Max to a pulp. How dare he lie to her and who does he think he is to humiliate her like this. If he loved her, he should've stayed with her, she thought.

Max stumbled into her house in a panic. "Schat, why are you here?" Max asked trying to hug her. "What do you mean?" she asked. "I mean't why aren't you home?" he asked. She chuckled. "Max, I will not be in a cheater's house, god knows who all you've brought over." she said shaking her head. "I never brought anyone home. And as for Kelly this was a prior arrangement and I couldn't get out of it" he reasoned. "Then you should've told me. I would've come along. But you lied, you knew what you were doing is wrong, that's why you lied to me." she retaliated. "I, Y/N, schat....please" he stuttered. "You have nothing to say Max, also don't call me that. I'm not your girlfriend." she said. "Don't say that" Max said. "I don't care if you love Kelly, I just wish you hadn't lied to me." she lamented. "I'm sorry, I'll do better. I promise" he tried reasoning. "Max, you don't need to. You clearly still love her. I do not plan on being a home wrecker. I hope you both are happy" Y/N said. "Won't you fight for this? our relationship" he asked now in tears. "No, we stopped being a couple the moment you went back to her" she said with a stoic expression. "I'm sorry. You deserve better" Max said hoping she would stay. "I agree. Now can you leave, I have some work to do" she said ushering Max out.

Unbeknownst to Max, she had cried. The all of yesterday, really and Charles and Lewis were ready to kill Max. She some how convinced them not to. They had spent the whole night consoling her and taking care as she tried to mend her broken heart.

y/n.y/l/n

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y/n.y/l/n Don't forget to take out the trash🙏🙏

user17 What is going on?? Is this related to Max??😭😭 user18 She said, I ain't no one's second choice🫣🫣 user19 She's so pretty!! I wish I was her❤️❤️ charles_leclerc We can take it out for you👀 lewishamilton me and Charles are great at waste disposal. I can compost too🙂 user20 What does Lewis mean by that??They are scaring me🙃🙃 user21 I think she broke up with Max and obviously her best friends hate him, he cheated on their angel.😳😳 user22 I would also compost a man if he cheated on my bestie, I get it lewishamilton 😤😤

y/n.y/l/n

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y/n.y/l/n Gonna miss my fav photographer🫣😘😍

user23 That photographer is doing us all a service😍😍 user24 I didn't know she could look prettier🥹❤️❤️ user25 The first photo will no one talk about it🤨😳😳 arthur_leclerc Are those hands that photographers?🤔🤔 charles_leclerc arthur_leclerc what do you know?😩😩 lewishamilton we have the cutest bestie, the photographer better not be a man😒 user26 I'm scared of having both Lewis and Charles as best friends, they are too over protective🤣🤣

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y/n.y/l/n 보고 싶, 돌아와요오빠😭😭💜💜 miss you!! come back oppa

user27 eww!! Oppa you can't date her, you are supposed to end up with me🤮🤮 user28 I don't get what he saw in her??😒😒 user29 Fandom cleanse here I come🤣🤣 user30 She's so pretty. To bag Jungkook, I mean he has taste❤️❤️ charles_leclerc he's the mystery photographer?🤔 lewishamilton can't believe you didn't tell me😤😤 y/n.y/l/n lewishamilton in my defence, you are scary but my boyfriend could take you out ☺️😉 user31 I love the brother sister dynamic Lewis and Y/N have😂😂 user32 she hard launched the fuck out of her relationship❤️❤️🙏 user33 user32 she's staking her claim. I would too, if I was dating Jungkook💜💜😍

Y/N was walking towards the Ferrari when she bumped into Max. "Hello Max" she smiled. "Hi" he replied. "How have you been?" he asked. "Good. You?" she asked. "Good. Surprise to see you here" he said. "Yeah, my best friends said they missed me so.." she said. "Ah yes, Lewis and Charles" Max mulled. "I'll get going then" she announced. "No, wait" Max stopped her. "I'm sorry" he apologised. "For what?" she asked. "For hurting you. I really did like you." he explained. "me too." she lamented. "Can't we try again" he proposed. She let out a big and loud laugh, making Max embarrassed and heads turn. "Sorry Max, but that ship sailed long ago. Aren't you still with Kelly, though?" she asked. Max didn't say anything. "Don't flip flop, love a woman correctly and truly. Also, I'm engaged." she said pointed at her left hand which had a beautiful large diamond on the ring finger which looked like it had found it's rightful owner. "Wish you good luck and Congratulations on the championship last year" she called out while she walked away. Max could only stare at her as she disappeared from his sight.

[minkoq]

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introduction post ! ₍^. .^₎⟆

i'm minko ! she / they 𖹭 bisexual 19 yrs old ᵎᵎ from europe ؛ ଓ MY ⋆ BUNNIE ꒰ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ꒱ FEARNOT ᛝ

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