#your-new-gay-galpal

[thatoneluckybee]

Omg You're in my group chat!/j

HOW DID I GET HERE

[yarnanonig]

It was comfy.... & Warm..... & I was tired.......💤

you have obtained:

+ 1x yarn

@yarnanonig

How did you get in all those boxes??

[definitely-neurotypical-rat]

People I mean this in the most serious way possible

Find me a femboy outfit

Do it

Preferably pink, on Amazon

Please

@your-new-gay-galpal @kirexa you too

[kirexa]

Im playing monopoly wiht @your-new-gay-galpal now. funs

[h-doodles]

oh, so many ideas so little energy and time,,, so ummmmm authors feel free to take a spin if you find something u like <3!!!!

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1.) inspired by Loving you is beautiful (darkfic) by @rippersz — wherein reader learns to enjoy Larissa's red flags rather than slowly wilt from the distinct skewed version of love :)

Excerpt:

You've been hurt by the world.

Pain is the only thing you remember, ever since you were young. Always remembered a yearning hunger deep inside your heart. Wishing to be loved, to be saved by someone.

But humans were monsters— it wasn't until you've found yourself on the gates of the so called Monsters' precious academy that you've found what seemed to be the shelter from the storm that is your life; found the answer to your prayers.

Found her.

Your savior, your goddess, your beloved.

You won't lie, trusting such a vision was a bit hard to bear, because to be so lucky was not in your nature. But oh, Larissa is so tender, is so sweet, is so caring, and is ever so patient— to stay by your side, equal parts loving and protecting you from harm. You feel a little silly now, asking all those questions then, about her kind; of how outcasts like her lived.

Isn't it such an irony, that it took you finding 'monsters', to find humanity?

Well. Well.

--and thats all ive got for it rn lol--

2.) ICE SKATER AU or wherein reader was a former ice skater but has since been retired, and is a part of their past they'd just occasionally brush off for stress relief. Can either be a new teacher for Nevermore or the new barista in town, who gets pestered to sign up by their former partner & still best friend (also a new hiree crushing majorly on one Coach Vlad :]) to a local skating contest. They didn't initially plan to, but after overhearing that a certain principal was interested in seeing the performances, well... local disaster gay brushes off the dust off their skates ;3

"You. Me. The lake, with your skates. NOW."

"Woah woah woah Y/N, hold on a moment. I thought we were going to the booth to cancel—" Elijah says, but I whap him with a rolled up newspaper.

"Well, that was BEFORE I learned SHE was looking forward to watching the event." I start. "And since we both know I am a small, disaster gay with 0 rizz and speaking skills, THIS is my chance to get her attention! It's brilliant! It's foolproof! She'll never see it coming!"

"Who'll never see it coming?" Coach Vlad pops up half dressed behind Eli, and I blink.

"Hold up, are you guys—"

"Yes." "N-Um." The two men look towards each other, before looking back at me. Eli mouths a yes.

"I cannot believe YOUR fucking luck!"

Bestie in Christ I WISH I had the luck, skills, AND charisma of THIS manwhore of a bestie-slash-longtime-skating-partner I have. Maybe then I COULD grab a whole fucking date with one Principal Larissa Weems. Is it too much to ask???

3.) academy time! Morticia/Larissa/Reader or where before everything went downhill, three girls had a secret worth keeping. bc i need the "and they were roommates + they're galpals <3" soooo bad

4.) 5 times they kissed + the 1 time they didnt FLUFF & then major angst >:) bc i love me a relationship establishment fic and then the worst pain imaginable to man aka Wifey death /// or if more fluff, just 5 dates and 1 wedding (BUT OFC THEY HAVE MORE DATES) :)

5.) Sleepy reader being a clingy mess and touch starved Larissa sooooo torn between having to get ready for the day vs staying in bed for 5 more minutes just to savor r's presence :')

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...and then the NSF ones

6.) Reader is being more of a brat than usual so Larissa punishes them the next day by making them wear a remote controlled toy for the WHOLE day & getting teased at the most inopportune times but they are not allowed to cum >:)))

7.) OH GOD TRADE OFF where usual brat reader has been a V good girl™ for some time and in turn Larissa allows them one (1) wish...... and R picks revenge by having mommy wear the accursed toy and being teased 👉🏻👈🏻

8.) R making Larissa jealous soooo bad they need to be taught a lesson, marked & properly bred to appease the green eyed demon in Larissa's mind :) :) :) (and it works out bc R has been. entertaining v v filthy breeding kink thoughts oop)

9.) R has quite the closet of costumes and they find a cat maid cosplay 👉🏻👈🏻 practicing their meows and nyas and being all cute not knowing Mommy's been watching from the door the moment they started meowing

10.) oblivious reader unknowingly teasing Larissa all day and the woman is abt to FUCKING burst in horny except oh no???? reader was not oblivious and this has been part 7 of the 10 step plan to get Larissa as her gf >:))))))

[your-local-grinning-cat]

🥬

Ooooh!!!!!

I was one of the ones blessed with enrichment from @your-new-gay-galpal!!!!!!

Thank you!!!!!!

*sits down and begins tearing the leaves of the lettuce into itty bitty, eensy weensy, tiny pieces very, very carefully, completely focused on my task*

=👁️👄👁️=

[floydleechrp]

Hey could u plss plssss plzzzzsss bite my sister @your-new-gay-galpal she's being annoy :3

okay

[thatoneluckybee]

Adding something to your soup >:]

The soup has been slow cooking for weeks and nobody is allowed to touch it bare handed ever

[definitely-neurotypical-rat]

guyssssss I’m going to a snake thingy yippee

@kirexa @your-new-gay-galpal

[kirexa]

GO WISH @YOUR-NEW-GAY-GALPAL A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I TAKE UR KNEECAPS

[definitely-neurotypical-rat]

@your-new-gay-galpal

[thatoneluckybee]

kirexa needs to read cpc before officially adopting Jamie >:3

GODSPEED SOLDIER!!!!

[definitely-neurotypical-rat]

@your-new-gay-galpal should I read more of the pissfic?

[kirexa]

mutuals I am eepy and bored and I am too shy and eepy to invade askboxes again but if u wanna play skribbl.io i have. private room w/ me and @your-new-gay-galpal here

[thatoneluckybee]

i need everyone everywhere forever to see this im tagging all of y’all

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Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

[thatoneluckybee]

@kirexa @your-new-gay-galpal MY ENTIRE DASH IS A LITTLE RED-HAIRED GUY WHAT HAVE Y’ALL DONE