#i am nothing is but a small and gay mess and i blame tall mommy for it

[h-doodles]

oh, so many ideas so little energy and time,,, so ummmmm authors feel free to take a spin if you find something u like <3!!!!

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1.) inspired by Loving you is beautiful (darkfic) by @rippersz — wherein reader learns to enjoy Larissa's red flags rather than slowly wilt from the distinct skewed version of love :)

Excerpt:

You've been hurt by the world.

Pain is the only thing you remember, ever since you were young. Always remembered a yearning hunger deep inside your heart. Wishing to be loved, to be saved by someone.

But humans were monsters— it wasn't until you've found yourself on the gates of the so called Monsters' precious academy that you've found what seemed to be the shelter from the storm that is your life; found the answer to your prayers.

Found her.

Your savior, your goddess, your beloved.

You won't lie, trusting such a vision was a bit hard to bear, because to be so lucky was not in your nature. But oh, Larissa is so tender, is so sweet, is so caring, and is ever so patient— to stay by your side, equal parts loving and protecting you from harm. You feel a little silly now, asking all those questions then, about her kind; of how outcasts like her lived.

Isn't it such an irony, that it took you finding 'monsters', to find humanity?

Well. Well.

--and thats all ive got for it rn lol--

2.) ICE SKATER AU or wherein reader was a former ice skater but has since been retired, and is a part of their past they'd just occasionally brush off for stress relief. Can either be a new teacher for Nevermore or the new barista in town, who gets pestered to sign up by their former partner & still best friend (also a new hiree crushing majorly on one Coach Vlad :]) to a local skating contest. They didn't initially plan to, but after overhearing that a certain principal was interested in seeing the performances, well... local disaster gay brushes off the dust off their skates ;3

"You. Me. The lake, with your skates. NOW."

"Woah woah woah Y/N, hold on a moment. I thought we were going to the booth to cancel—" Elijah says, but I whap him with a rolled up newspaper.

"Well, that was BEFORE I learned SHE was looking forward to watching the event." I start. "And since we both know I am a small, disaster gay with 0 rizz and speaking skills, THIS is my chance to get her attention! It's brilliant! It's foolproof! She'll never see it coming!"

"Who'll never see it coming?" Coach Vlad pops up half dressed behind Eli, and I blink.

"Hold up, are you guys—"

"Yes." "N-Um." The two men look towards each other, before looking back at me. Eli mouths a yes.

"I cannot believe YOUR fucking luck!"

Bestie in Christ I WISH I had the luck, skills, AND charisma of THIS manwhore of a bestie-slash-longtime-skating-partner I have. Maybe then I COULD grab a whole fucking date with one Principal Larissa Weems. Is it too much to ask???

3.) academy time! Morticia/Larissa/Reader or where before everything went downhill, three girls had a secret worth keeping. bc i need the "and they were roommates + they're galpals <3" soooo bad

4.) 5 times they kissed + the 1 time they didnt FLUFF & then major angst >:) bc i love me a relationship establishment fic and then the worst pain imaginable to man aka Wifey death /// or if more fluff, just 5 dates and 1 wedding (BUT OFC THEY HAVE MORE DATES) :)

5.) Sleepy reader being a clingy mess and touch starved Larissa sooooo torn between having to get ready for the day vs staying in bed for 5 more minutes just to savor r's presence :')

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...and then the NSF ones

6.) Reader is being more of a brat than usual so Larissa punishes them the next day by making them wear a remote controlled toy for the WHOLE day & getting teased at the most inopportune times but they are not allowed to cum >:)))

7.) OH GOD TRADE OFF where usual brat reader has been a V good girl™ for some time and in turn Larissa allows them one (1) wish...... and R picks revenge by having mommy wear the accursed toy and being teased 👉🏻👈🏻

8.) R making Larissa jealous soooo bad they need to be taught a lesson, marked & properly bred to appease the green eyed demon in Larissa's mind :) :) :) (and it works out bc R has been. entertaining v v filthy breeding kink thoughts oop)

9.) R has quite the closet of costumes and they find a cat maid cosplay 👉🏻👈🏻 practicing their meows and nyas and being all cute not knowing Mommy's been watching from the door the moment they started meowing

10.) oblivious reader unknowingly teasing Larissa all day and the woman is abt to FUCKING burst in horny except oh no???? reader was not oblivious and this has been part 7 of the 10 step plan to get Larissa as her gf >:))))))

[polygamyff]

47. Part 2

Watching Adam fuss over Maurice, it’s nice to see this. I know in the morning I was very mean to him, I feel bad about it because I just didn’t want to wake up. I didn’t want to come because I wanted the weekend to myself, I have Reign not sleeping and she is awake in the nights, I wanted to clean the home up a little also so I was not happy, I was pretty much angry about it but I feel bad now. I am such a bitch about it, but to see everything that happens, I am happy I came. I get to see Maurice in action, and I am just a bitch I guess. Maurice spoils me so much and he just needed some support, but I am here for him. I am not sure how to feel about the whole people loving us, I don’t want people too close to my family but it just seems like Maurice is making such a name for himself that people want to know but then again Maurice has made a name for himself before I came but I guess people have seen him change, I did that and I am proud of it but it was surely not fun. There is a few bumps to go yet but it’s not all that bad. I am super proud of him, he has really changed himself and his attitude and he is so happy and I do see it, I mean ok I have my mood swings but he takes it well, he knows to leave me alone but I am so proud of him, like he does not understand how much I love him, how much I adore the way he is. I was scared to come here, it was one of those moments thinking has he really changed but he needed me close, this distance thing was not working. He needed me and I didn’t see it, I just was wanting to be blind to the situation because I mean I don’t want to be in New York but I have been happy with him, I would like to hope we one day get to move, well I would like to go back to California, I miss it there “look at you staring at Maurice in awe” my mom said, she has been poking fun at me all day “mhmm sometimes” I smiled sitting back in the seat “it’s just interesting to see, I’ve picked up on things I didn’t know before. He has OCD, and I didn’t pick up on that because his hotel cleaners came, I didn’t really live with him like that, so I am just getting to know the real Maurice, it’s not all that bad. He knows to run away when he’s annoyed me so there is that” my mom laughed “I am happy, you have both found your feet. Time for mommy to go back now Robbie” pulling a face “but mom you always there for me with Reign, what about when I need to rant?” I don’t want my mom to go “then you call me Robbie, Maurice is so good with Reign, I am really not needed at all. Stop holding onto me, I am fine” I don’t want my mom to go back “what do you think? Nice ain’t it?” looking over at Maurice “it looks like every other suit” I grinned saying “wow, I sense the hate. It’s different, the feel of it, the look of it. You’re just a hater” Adam really fusses over Maurice behind him “Robyn, up next” Adam said to me.

I have never dressed in front of a random man in my life “you have seen me naked now” I said to Adam “there is always a first time, it’s the norm for me Robyn. And I will say this, you have the sexiest body ever, like I am in love with it. For a gay guy, I would” I laughed out so loudly “stop!” I spat “that nipple piercing, I know Maurice has a good time. No wonder he is like this” I swear to god he needs to stop “stop it” taking in a deep breath and breathing out “like I was saying, this is a first for me. I mean ok Maurice I slept with the first time but that is different but I have not got naked in front of a random man, not like this anyways. I at least know them for an hour at least anyways” Adam laughed shaking his head “and we will get more of this, trust me. This is not the first time I have had to dress people on the jet” that makes me curious “what about his ex-wife?” I had to ask “oh that is a good question and I can say honestly. No, I have never dressed her. Nor have I dressed any female Maurice has been with, you are the first I have had to fuss over. Now he is wanting me to dress Reign but, no. He is really into you, I am blaming that nipple piercing” I laughed at Adam while hitting his shoulder “go away, leave it alone” turning around to look at the mirror “you think it’s too much? Do I look like a whore? I am not a whore right?” I am doubting “you are making a damn statement, you go girl. Right from the ball gown too, stop it. You have the body for it, flaunt it!” Adam spat, staring at myself “I don’t look big in this do I? You know cameras will add on pounds?” I am worried now “girl, please be quiet. You have such a nice body” I am wearing a sleek black dress, with a plunging top half to show a small glimpse of my boobs but not too much, sleeveless arms but the dress is figure hugging “if you say so, Adam. If this makes me look terrible, I am going to murder you” I really will, I feel I have gained. My nails weren’t done so I had to them done last night, last minute.

I have my Rolex on, I have my hair in a tall ponytail and my black print handbag with my open toed heels, I think I am ready now “you should get a makeup artist to come along with you” Adam suggested, popping my lips in the mirror “I am ok, I think I do my things ok. What you think?” turning to him “perfect, come on now. Let’s take a picture, and also what you think? This is something Maurice has installed in the back so he can get changed, it’s cute” Adam got up from the pull out seat “it is, he is a clever man. When he wants to be” Adam snatched my phone from me “stood there all reluctant, what for? You are going to steal the show, Maurice and you are going to look so good together” Adam aimed my phone at me “give us a smile, come on” Adam said, looking down at myself before looking up at Adam and smiled “stop” I laughed shaking my head “stop, I have just started. Look at her body, I mean who wouldn’t?” what on earth is he doing, he put my phone down and started typing “wait! What are you doing?” walking over to him “just wait!” he moved back away from me “it’s not bad, please” I am concerned right now, he could be typing anything “I put, My girl Robyn ready for the opening of the new Hilton-Davenport hotel, styled by yours truly Adam and now” he said “that is sent” he passed me my phone finally “erm, I didn’t see!?” I spat, is he crazy, refreshing my page to see the post “oh god, look at my fat face just smiling. Come on” Adam scoffed “you are such a liar, get out now” Adam opened the door “y’all took ages!” Maurice complained, I wasn’t even ready to leave yet. I sighed out heavily making my way out of the room “well it takes time, wanted to make sure Robyn’ boobs stayed in place, I also had a little stare at them” Adam is funny “I am done, and I heard Reign is awake. She was giggling” Maurice’ face softened “oh wow, oh wow. Robyn” Maurice got up from his seat nearly dropping Reign “calm down” I said trying to catch my daughter “holy shit, Robyn. Wow” taking Reign from Maurice “look at this, oh my god. You look so beautiful” I blushed “I told you, no need to think anything else” moving my head away form Reign, she is trying to touch my face.

Maurice annoys my daughter too much “I preferred you bald” Maurice said to Reign, she was about to grab his face, but he moved back “ha! You can’t catch me stink” Reign whined out “stop it, I am trying to do her hair” he is so annoying at times “I am trying to do you Robyn, like think of this. Me and you are going to be the first people to have sex in my new hotel, mind blowing right?” I smirked trying to not laugh at him “nobody said that was happening, you are deluded” finishing off “aww look at your puffy little pigtails, aww my baby. You look so pretty! Oh my god, mommy has done so well. Now if daddy can pass me your bib so you can drool on there” snatching Reign’ bib from him “you lucky she didn’t drool on her dress; she is in a good mood. You are going to upset her”  Maurice is like a naughty school kid, he is a feign, he wants me so bad “mhmm they are both in a good mood, mhmmm I want to upset them” eye-balling Maurice as he stared at my boobs “my mother is here!” I spat “I know, she knows. She raised a very beautiful daughter, I respect that” he is so full of shit “Terry I am sorry, I don’t mean it. I just get excited” he apologised “I have heard enough of you two now” my mom has had enough now; she is ready to go. Shaking my head staring at Maurice, Reign placed her bubzy in my face “what is it baby?” she looks so pretty, Maurice got up from his seat from across me “where are you going?” grabbing his arm, he laughed “nothing, toilet” he said with a smirk “yeah?” raising an eyebrow “mhmm” he is not shit at all, I don’t even want to know. Letting him walk off “sorry mom” I feel bad, he is so bad “don’t be, he is like a teenage boy on heat. Men” my mother shook her head laughing.

Maurice took way longer then he should have in that toilet, watching Maurice sit down across from me. He let out a very deep sigh “relieved?” I said in a whisper “very” Maurice mumbled laughing, he is so nasty “please tell me you didn’t” I don’t want my mother to hear, Maurice smirked sitting back “whatever you say, you can think what you like my love” leaning over on the table, Maurice’ eyes fell down onto my breasts “those are what got me going” he pointed, shaking my head laughing “don’t you think Adam has done well? He has hid them well, it’s just you” Maurice bit his bottom lip, he clenched his fist and blew out air “I think me and you need to erm, you know” he is very horny, he is such a mess “I love you pootie, my mom is leaving us by the way. She is done with us, I am sad actually” I can feel Maurice undressing me with his eyes, he is so very horny “stop it” I said to him “ok, I am done. Anyways I am sad Terry is leaving but she is being too kind with the behaviour Robyn’ exhibits, I mean Terry do you agree with the dress she is wearing?” I gasped, is he doing this right now “excuse me” I said “my daughter is taken now, I have no say unless you don’t like it?” my mom said “I like it in other places” he is not shit “mom, stop speaking to him” placing my hand up “he is just a teenage boy, he can’t help himself” Maurice grabbed my hand dragging it down “you know damn well I ain’t, you love me really” he is making me so happy, I do love how playful he is with me more recently than ever.

My mom held Reign to get off the jet as I made my way down the steps slowly, I don’t want to trip and fall now. Maurice held his hand out to me, placing my hand in his “thank you baby” held my hand down the rest of the steps “you honestly, hand on my heart. You look so beautiful and I am so lucky to have you, you blown my mind seeing you like this. Got me so speechless” I cooed out “Maurice that is so sweet, I love you so much” placing my hands on his chest, smoothing down his suit “I don’t want to mess your makeup so I will refrain from attacking you” I grinned wide “I love you, I am so glad I came. I could get used to this” I can’t wait to have sex with him, that will be happening “Robyn, Maurice. Come here now, we have a photographer” looking behind me at Lorraine “for what?” I said “promo shoots for the company, come on now. Rich, this is Maurice and Robyn Davenport. Say hi to Rich” Maurice was the first to get his hand out to him “nice to meet you, this will be on the promo so do good pictures of us” Maurice said “already have, and you are looking beautiful. I am Rich” shaking his hand “thank you so much” how sweet of him “in general!” Lorraine shouted “he is your photographer now” letting out an oh “for what?” I don’t get it “everything! He will be taking pictures and he is the only guy to publish them too, learn to have him around. Come on” looking over at Maurice, this is so wild to me.