#your organic shoes

[treacherous-crooked-love]

credits to grldnlrn! (name at the right corner)

day 23: a song that makes me laugh

picture to burn and i bet you think about me lol

her sassiness and roasts GIVES ME LIFE!! another song that cracks me up though it not out yet is probably "i can fix him (no really i can)" taylor is truly a comedian

[lyorofthequill]

Hey Tumblr. Why am I getting fucking TERF SHIT AND TERF HASHTAGS RECOMMENDED TO ME.

[rubberbandballqueen]

favorite part of work today was when i told the kids to get into two lines, n this one guy was like "i don't want to" n then started talking to his buddy in mandarin, n so then in chinese i was like, "hey, come here."

n he n his buddy looked at each other n then looked at me with like that faintly displeased expression that means they've realized they can't get away with not being that good at english (or feel terribly isolated from n indifferent to the adults bc they don't speak their language) anymore

and then when i told them to line up in mandarin they groaned abt it for sure but they did drag themselves into a line

[asmodevs]

Shishiba as a lover would be so fussy regarding ur person, always fastidiously taking care of you in the smallest ways to the point it has you rolling your eyes like "what are you, my mom?".

He'd fasten up your scarf appropiately when you're outside and tell you it's because you look like a kid who dressed herself, but he's only worried you'll catch a cold otherwise. He'd leave you leftovers carefully separated to take as lunch should you need in the fridge before he leaves. He'd make sure to leave some coffee in the machine in the mornings & surreptitiously prepare your pjs while you shower at night and leave them ready for you. He's just so >_> ♡

[renniferno]

sometimes i try to accomplish as much as fucking possible on a Monday, I Guess, and i don't know if today is because i forgot to take my 'hey don't feel like you want to die' meds over the weekend like a dumbass and took them today and am now Buzzing With Potential, or if it's just my body going 'FUCK! fine we might as well it's not like you have to walk a mile to work every day for the rest of the fucking week. ruin your spoon count see if i care'

[sk3l3t0n444]

i LOVE having dreams that make me uncomfortable/sar

[troublewithvampires]

@oceanoecielo said: ❛ fake dating you is a lot more fun than i expected. ❜ (oopsies. don't worry about it dude. don't worry about it LKFDJSDF)

(fake dating starters - open)

"Oh, yeah?" Salvatore glances over his shoulder at Simon, trying and failing to hide how much the casual remark has him perking up. "How you figure?" Right now, he's alone with the older man, getting ready for some fundraising event Simon is set to appear at. Salvatore's job tonight is twofold: take the opportunity to scope out potential new business partners for the Gianetti family, and hang off Simon Fairchild's arm as his plus one.

Initially, Salvatore had recoiled at the prospect of being chosen as Simon's fake date, vehemently rejecting the idea of pretending to be some old fogey's toy. He wasn't a cheap whore for his boss to lend out, after all, nor was he a fucking queer. (At least, as far as anyone in the family knew, and he's damn determined to keep it that way.)

However, Nickels had made it very clear that this wasn't about what Salvatore wanted. This was business, and Simon was a lucrative business partner for the Gianetti's to get whatever he wanted. So, if Simon wanted a sweet young thing to sit in his lap and smile at him, then he'd fucking get it. And if Salvatore wanted to keep working with the family, then he'd shut his trap and play the part.

So, Salvatore went along with it, ignoring the twisting and fluttering in his guts as he spent more and more time around the older man. For the most part, they've only made a few public appearances as an item, mostly at high society events Salvatore never thought he'd be caught dead at. They receive plenty of sideways glances, but it seems no one sees fit to question Simon. He's such a poof, anyone would be able to tell with a single glance. It'd be more unusual if he didn't bring a man with him, really.

Salvatore isn't at all what he was expecting, but be supposes that isn't such a bad thing. Simon is endlessly optimistic, positive and friendly to the point of pissing Salvatore off some days, but with something darker underneath he can't quite identify. Whatever it is has Salvatore's hackles bristling as much as it shoots a thrill through him.

More than that, though, Simon seems to actively enjoy having Salvatore around. And, despite himself, Salvatore's been enjoying it too. They both know the truth of the situation, that this isn't real, but it isn't really so bad to pretend. Hell, this fake relationship is more enjoyable than his actual one at times.

(Salvatore ignores the pang of guilt that shoots through him whenever he thinks about that. Bruno would understand. This is just business.)

It takes Salvatore a second to realize he's become lost in thought, his hands stilling in the middle of tying his tie. He feels his face grow warm as he averts his gaze and quickly finishes the knot. Once he's done, he smoothes down the front of his jacket.

"You ain't so bad either," he says after a moment. "I- I mean, this ain't the worst, I guess. It's been... fun, yeah." Change the subject, idiot. "So, you said this was a fundraiser for, uh... some Usher Foundation?" Is he remembering that right? "Or something like that." He hates how stupid he sounds right now.

[jamestaylorswift]

ibytam is superb in every way and we should talk about it more

[lord-squiggletits]

Now I may be overgeneralizing a bit, but I feel like in certain fics as well as the audiences for those fics, there's a weird tendency for the writers/audience to treat Optimus as if he's some sort of goody two shoes who doesn't care about his own race because of his love/respect for organics and it like...bothers the hell out of me honestly lol.

Like if you would rather focus on Cybertronian politics and ignore/even retcon out the organic destruction caused by the war, I totally get it. People find the Cybertronian politics way more interesting, there's not really as much lore on the aliens of the TF universe besides humans, you're tired of the Decepticons being bad guys, yeah like I get it.

I just find it incredibly off-putting when people (in fics or otherwise) try to frame Optimus prioritizing organics as legitimate criticism of him when it's not?????? Like his stance across multiple continuities is universally "organics are equal beings to us, we brought the war to their planets, they don't deserve to be hurt or exploited by us" and I don't fucking get how people can possibly frame that as a bad thing. HOW are mfs in this fandom treating Optimus as if his empathy/care for organic races makes him annoying or self-righteous or selfish like what.

[t4tstarvingdog]

strong-arming myself into being fucking productive by wearing my emo greaser tank top and slutty neon orange shorts and blasting the record album by boygenius

[itspileofgoodthings]

I Bet You Think About Me

[ardentesoteric]

Persuasion Modern AU headcanon: After Anne and Frederick get back together, whenever Frederick is in anything close to a bad mood when they are out, Anne finds a way to make him listen to “I Bet You Think About Me” by Taylor Swift.  It’s been an inside joke since the first time Anne heard the song, and she teases him that several of the lyrics are actual thoughts he must have had when they first met after the broken engagement.

If she’s had enough to drink, her first choice is karaoke so that she can really get into pretending to be singing it as Frederick (and if she’s had more than enough to drink, she tries stealing his hat or jacket before going to the mic, just to make it clear), but if it’s just hearing it over a sound system, she still does a highly involved lip sync and dance.  It has a 99% success rate of making him smile one of her favorite smiles of his.

[snowshinobi]

the title track of Stick Season by Noah Kahan rips my liver out of my body and eats it in front of me. in case anyone else wants to get gutted today

[sergioguymanproust]

There goes Christmas! Haaa!We create beautiful objects to celebrate,to show our roots and even build a display every year ,light up a tree and share gifts .Each decoration is unique and light up a tree . We are all inspired and happy but we celebrate and are perfectly aware that other religions despise this ritual and consider it a lie .The message here is simply to be humble and respectful of others beliefs and values.Not arrogant and vindictive,not selfish and blind with rage for that only reveals the beast in you ,remember that you too will die one day and with you all that darkness will indeed follow you.So , if this glass ornament shatters so be it, must be strong inside and do not allow any difference to consume you .Be strong and smile.Show your humanity not your darkness. Words by Sergio GuymanProust.

[nikkilouloony]

look I know that the home I grew up in wasn't always what you could consider "clean" but I have been seeing a huge uptick in what looks a lot like contamination fears online and I think it's time we admit that the pandemic personally affected our mental health.

[lal-ffxiv]

footwear: What does your OC wear on their feet?

Asdis is currently wearing the chanel boots Goetia Thighboots, and I love them. Asdis loves them. She tends to ear the finest of things and gets them mended when there is wear-n-tear since she keeps things for a long,long time.

Canonically, the OC with the most shoes is Luken. He exchanges for the best fit (practically and aesthetically).

oc asks: character design edition