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aces-to-apples · 14 days ago

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Am I thinking about silly Crow!Rook and Lucanis time-travel shenanigans where they end up as teenagers and, half out of their minds with shock and disbelief, say fuck it and run around Thedas feral reuniting the also too-young Veilguard And Friends? Yes of course, have you met me?

#emmrich is the only one of the whole group over the age of majority. they're going to give him a goddamn heart attack #when you fail to save the world and the magical barrier imposing linear time upon the world shatters and flings you back in time #to when you're a scrawny uncoordinated goblin desperately trying to cobble together personhood #your oly recourse is to take a shot flip off your abusers backflip off the top of a building and run away giggling #off to hunt down all your other friends because Actually Fuck This and you miss them and want to save the world Properly this time #also maybe you drag your anxious paranoid deeply suspicious not-yet-talon and your confused not-yet-treacherous cousin with you #for like. moral support. do they actually KIDNAP illario and viago??........who's to say #dragon age: the veilguard #da fic ideas #by apples

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