#your local crackhead is here and back at it again fam

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Just saw The Day without Pops and oh my God.

First I just wanna say this episode gave me everything I've ever wanted. Like it gave me all the feels. Zenigata having someone try to kill him and having Lupin be pinned for it was wild but not as wild as the Lupgang's reactions. Like I was somewhat surprised and incredibly pleased.

Fujiko's response was surprisingly emotional and she straight up was gonna kick Lupin to the curb for it. She even told him to lose her number. She was not messing around and it made me lowkey go super soft to know that she cares about Zenigata in her own way.

Goemon's response was also somewhat emotional though it was a more of a disappointed and disgusted type of anger. He actually literally told Lupin to not bother contacting him over this. Like holy hell that took me by surprise because Goemon is usually like the complete opposite of that. So seeing Goemon get this upset over Zenigata's death was shocking to say the least.

And Jigen's response oof. He at first was like no this isn't possible something's up. So he's basically in a denial of sorts until halfway through the episode when he like sees Pop's body. As soon as he actually processed that the Inspector was gone his first reaction was trying to figure out who would kill him because it's Zenigata who would want to kill sweet, clumsy, determined Zenigata??? Basically he wanted to find out who did it and to put politely have a chat with them.

But I think the reaction that really surprised me was Lupin's. This gentleman thief was in a denial of sorts because like Jigen, Zenigata being dead is like unheard of. But like Jigen once he saw the body it fully processed. Our man went from disbelief to grief to ungodly rage. Like Lupin was straight up pissed. Dude was about ready to find the guy who killed Pops and Thanos snap his ass out of existence. It's very rare to see Lupin angry like that and oh boy it wasn't a nice sight to see. But the thing that topped it off was his resolve to attend Zenigata's funeral, French policemen be damned. Lupin was willing to possibly go to jail just so he could pay his respects. And when Jigen had pointed out that what they were attempting to do would be dangerous Lupin's response was this:

"I don't think it'd be so bad, going to Heaven with Pops hand in hand."

Like that line just really made it much more real. It made Lupin's respect for Zenigata much more apparent and it actually showed just how much he actually gives a fuck about the Inspector. This entire episode just cemented the fact that Lupin and his friends care about Zenigata just as much as Zenigata cares about them. They may not be on the same sides all the time, they may fight with each other and get on each other's nerves at times with the whole cops and robbers thing. But despite it all they still love each other in their own ways, and the thought of Zenigata no longer being there to chase them is something they can't really see happening. And the feeling's mutual on Pop's side as well.

I just really love this group of thieves and their inspector. Their relationship is honestly really sweet and it's quite beautiful that they care about each other.

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I'm gonna be honest here Arthur reminds me of a feral cat at times.

Grumpy as fuck, hissing and spitting on occasion, ready to throw hands the whole nine yards.

But yet like a feral cat if its given love and affection then it literally becomes your reluctant friend.

Basically that's how I see EngIta. Arthur being our feral man and Feliciano being the idiot who messes with the said feral man, persistently bugging him and giving him attention until he finally has Arthur's friendship and later down the road his affections.

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Not to be overdramatic but-

I would die for Inspector Zenigata.

He's a very good boy who deserves nothing but the best and I would literally die for this tall, awkward, badass, and sweet man lowkey.

Inspector Zenigata is the best I don't make the rules.

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"Great artists are like great thieves. They both know how to steal people's souls."

-Lupin iii

Quick question but what the actual fuck?????

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I 110% believe that Feliciano could probably do track and field.

Have you seen that boy run? He'd leave everyone in the dust. He'd be like first place in every single race and everyone would hate him sgdgdgdgfg. He'd also have strong ass legs because of this and he could probably kick someone incredibly hard and leave bruises if he really wanted to.

Not to mention that he has Romano as an older brother who lowkey probably went all Tsundere on him and they probably got into petty sibling squabbles even if very rarely.

And I totally think Arthur has some muscle that he doesn't show. Like come on the dude is an ex pirate, he's had to have done some fighting and heavy lifting in order to fight his enemy pirates. Plus having to deal with Alfred and Matthew who are super strong themselves bet the dude has some muscle.

Plus he's a younger brother of several older brothers. Now I don't know about y'all but as an older sibling myself I can tell y'all that me and my siblings would rough house constantly and I'm betting Arthur's brothers, especially Scotland rough housed with him constantly.

Combine these two idiots with their leg power and muscle power and they'd wreck everyone's shit bet-

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Time for a hazy, sick mumbling of your local crackhead blogger-

I think that out of all the literature I've read fantasy is by far one of my favorites.

There's just something so magical about reading about a mythical land full of magic and such that just makes it so endearing. Stories like The Chronicles of Narnia or The Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings is just so fascinating to see. Or stories like The Graceling Trilogy or The Wheel of Time series or other fantasy stories that make you imagine a world that's so different from our own and so full of life and imagination. It's honestly quite an endearing experience to have and experience.

Just fantasy is freaking awesome and I think that no matter how old I get I'll always have a huge spot for stories like this. I'll always be called to the worlds filled with wizards and mythical creatures and magic and knights and kings. Stories with dragons and wild vast lands and people who go about their lives in these fantastic and creative worlds will always have my heart yearning in some way.

They stick with you and I think that that's the most magical gift one could ever receive.

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Oh to be surrounded by priceless jewels and gems, forever basking in the shiny, shimmering splendor. To be bathed with attention so I'm given those shiny things my crow brain desires. Oh to be like Miss. Fujiko Mine.

Oh how I envy her, the woman who lives out my dreams.

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It's really lowkey kinda sad that I'm like nearly 25 and I'm barely keeping my life together and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing while Giorno Giovanna literally took over the fucking mafia and killed the don, all at the age of 15.

Like jfc makes a girl feel inadequate at the game known as life sgdgdgdgdg.

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PrUk.....

But as punk rockers from rival rock bands.

Hear me out.

Gilbert would be one of the guitarists on his band and he's one of the best. He and his bandmates go to punk rock competitions and compete to win. And every year they come face to face with this rival band.

It's lead singer being Arthur.

And every year when these two rival bands meet it's like watching cats and dogs go at it, mainly between Gilbert and Arthur. They're always throwing comments at one another or dirty looks and it's like this every year and it progresses with each competition. The tension is literally so thick that it makes their bandmates uncomfortable and lowkey irritated because come on they need to just shut up and make out already ugh.

Basically it'd be an enemies to friends to lovers type deal idk I'm just thinking out loud sgsgsgdgdg.

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Me: Ha England is a little rat man, feral angry man, small little trash gremlin who'd even like this little raccoon boy?

Me thinks about how much I've talked about him and all the fics I'd written all involving him.

Me:.....oh. I do, I like this little trash gremlin boy.

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So I'm watching a YouTube video and Google Assistant had decided it be the perfect time to go off and scare the living hell out of me. And the message it deemed so important to do this deed was this:

Like boi if you keep doing shit like that I'm not gonna make it to it jfc.

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Random prompt from my brain-

EngIta but as like an RPG/fantasy type of thing.

Imagine Arthur is a powerful mage who kinda wanders from place to place, using his magic to help people out and go on quests on occasion. He tends to do things alone due to being rather grumpy and cynical until he ends up getting stuck with a traveling partner.

Enter Feliciano whose never been on any quests yet he's deciding that now is as good of a time as any to fight deadly creatures and collect treasures and all that fun stuff. Perhaps he's the grandson of either a noble man or a rather secluded countryside farmer. One day he just wakes up and goes,

"Ya know what? Ya only live once, I wanna go explore the world a bit before I settle down."

So off he goes completely clueless as to how dangerous going on quests actually is. Then he runs into Arthur and Arthur helps him out of a situation where he grossly underestimated and like nearly gets his shit wrecked. As soon as they're out of danger Feli's like,

"Holy shit that was amazing! You should totally like let me tag along with you on some quests!"

And Arthur's like,

"Yeaahhhh....no."

But in the end, he ends up taking our crybaby Italian sweetheart along with him. Que the duo going on epic quests and possibly falling in love with one another and spend the rest of their days going on adventures together.

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If I didn't have crippling anxiety I could almost guarantee that I'd be covered in bitches 😎

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As much as I love romantic fanfiction I also adore platonic fanfiction as well.

Seeing two friends support each other and help one another out?

Seeing enemies slowly start to become somewhat friends and become protective of each other?

Seeing frenemies act like they don't care until someone gets hurt then they're ready to throw hands?

Seeing siblings being siblings and loving one another and bickering about silly things that only siblings would do?

Seeing friends become closer to one another and become a found family?

Like y'all those are literally the best and honestly it's a damn shame that they aren't as popular as the romantic fanfictions because omfg.

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Things I've been experiencing so far while having Covid (now that I'm getting into the thick of it instead of the beginning of it):

Aching muscles- Your girl be feeling like she'd been beaten up in an alleyway with no bruises to prove it. It seems to get worse during the night keeping me awake from the aching sensation oh joy.

Sore throat- Manageable, mainly an on the and off kind of thing.

Headaches- These bad boys have been making my already empty brain space internally scream.

Coughing and sneezing- This one is pretty tame, considering that it's the least of my worries.

Chest aches- This one is relatively new, and it's like having heartburn sorta only it comes in waves of dull throbbing on and off.

Exhaustion- I feel like I need to sleep constantly and it makes my head feel all fuzzy and weird.

Smells- While I can still taste things my sense of smell is a different story. Literally just had a burrito and got nauseous from the smell of the sour cream and taco sauce. Was extremely salty about this.

So basically my hopes of being able to go back to work Tuesday might very well not happen. Staying quarantined and doing my best to get myself better. This is an.....experience.

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I feel like that everytime I post some crack ass idea to y'all involving either a ship, story prompt or just straight up madness I become the literal definition of that one picture of Daniel Radcliffe in the bathrobe and slippers.