#your honor if it please the court: OOOOOH BUUUURN
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I think there are some court cases or situations in which the jury should be allowed to heckle the attorneys. If not verbally, we should at least be provided with popcorn and allowed to throw it.
#to be clear this is a joke and also a civil case#i would not heckle a criminal trial#unless the crime was super funny#then id let the judge decide if we could#motion to heckle your honor#motion granted#your honor if it please the court: OOOOOH BUUUURN
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