#youngsneezy

[alteregolith]

I missed my ginger! #unclejay #tittyslaptommy #mccarthys #nightoot #youngsneezy #lilsniffs #freestylefriday #onasaturday (at McCarthy's Irish Bar)

[theskee]

skee: like I just feel super terrible

[6:27:56 PM] skee: in a very passive way

[6:27:59 PM] skee: like I failed

[6:28:29 PM] skee: AND MY COWORKERS UGH THEY ARE LIKE

[6:28:33 PM] skee: HEY LETS GO TO A BAR

[6:28:37 PM] skee: and i am like no guise

[6:28:38 PM] skee: no

[6:28:46 PM] skee: i dont need to "get back out there"

[6:28:56 PM] skee: I need to be a hermit 5ebrt

[6:29:42 PM] ess: hahahahahaha

[6:29:54 PM] ess: theyre right tho babe

[6:29:56 PM] ess: you didn't fail!

[6:30:07 PM] ess: and this doesnt mean you need to have another relationship or anything

[6:30:12 PM] ess: there are plenty of fish in the sea yes

[6:30:20 PM] ess: but you dont need to go throwing your hook in so soon

[6:30:27 PM] ess: just like

[6:30:29 PM] ess: go out for a swim

[6:30:33 PM] ess: who cares about the fishies

[6:30:43 PM] ess: they'll come when you're ready

[6:30:55 PM] ess: WOW i like to stretch metaphors until they're screaming bloody murder

[6:31:02 PM] skee: FISH

[6:31:04 PM] skee: IS ALSO

[6:31:05 PM] skee: LIKE

[6:31:07 PM] ess: ~FISH~

[6:31:09 PM] skee: ABOUT PUSSIES

[6:31:12 PM] skee: JUST FYI

[6:31:15 PM] ess: OK W

[6:31:20 PM] skee: WHEN A DRAG QUEEN LOOKS REAL

[6:31:23 PM] skee: THEY CALL HER FISHY

[6:31:26 PM] skee: AH HA HA HA

[6:31:29 PM] skee: :I

[6:31:33 PM] ess: CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME AND MY HYPEREXTENDED METAPHOR ALONE

[6:31:40 PM] skee: lol nope

[6:32:06 PM] ess: :I would you prefer that i said you could get pussy in due time just focus on yourself first

[6:32:07 PM] ess: hm

[6:32:08 PM] ess: would you

[6:32:15 PM] skee: maybe

[6:32:17 PM] ess: pussy

[6:32:18 PM] ess: dick

[6:32:19 PM] ess: neither

[6:32:19 PM] ess: both

[6:32:23 PM] skee: GENITALS

[6:32:26 PM] skee: 8D

[6:32:34 PM] skee: [throws confetti]

[6:32:35 PM] ess: ~~~~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*GENITALS*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~~~~~

[6:32:47 PM] ess: [GONAD SHAPED CONFETTI]

[6:32:57 PM] skee: [NIPPLE CONFETTI]

[6:33:07 PM] ess: wwwwwwwwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[6:33:12 PM] skee: WHEEEWEEEEEWWEEE