#young blonde jared leto my beloved

[slut4film]

061621 - fight club (1999), dir. david fincher

plot: a ticking-time-bomb insomniac and a slippery soap salesman channel primal male aggression into a shocking new form of therapy. their concept catches on, with underground “fight clubs” forming in every town, until an eccentric gets in the way and ignites an out-of-control spiral toward oblivion.

cast:

brad pitt as tyler durden

edward norton as the narrator

helena bonham carter as marla singer

meat loaf as robert “bob” paulson

jared leto as angel face

genres:

drama 

thoughts:

i don’t understand why people constantly shove guns down people’s mouths, then ask them questions, waiting for them to respond as if they don’t have a gun down their throat

“okay, you cry now.”

no because was i supposed to see a flash when the doctor tells edward norton to go to testicular cancer therapy? or am i just tired? or amazon prime is glitching?

i did not expect to see bob with tits, like i read that he had tits but i didn’t think they were gonna be bigger than mine

i just can’t find it in myself to be vulnerable with a stranger

no because what did the narrator’s name tag say??

marla singer rights!!

why was edward norton so pressed about marla being a tourist when he was a tourist too??

marla throwing her cig and almost hitting edward norton in the face >>

“this is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.”

is edward norton’s dream of a plane crash what final destination was based off of?? because that plane crash scene looks a lot like the fd scene with no fire

okay maybe brad pitt was the perfect person to play tyler durden but i wish it was matt dillon

also, brad pitt’s suit is fucking ugly

i’ll admit it, i don’t find brad pitt attractive. i’d give him a solid 3.5/10

i really made the house look so good when i imagined it while reading the book and now i’m watching them go to a decrepit piece of shit

“i am jill’s nipple”

tell me why i thought my happy ending by avril lavigne was playing in the background

“1st rule of fight club: you don’t talk about fight club. 2nd rule of fight club: you don’t talk about fight club.”

of course, tyler durden would fight hemingway.

titties!!

brad pitt’s sunglasses are mad ugly, why did they do him so dirty??

so this is what maude apatow meant by brad pitt’s abs in assassination nation

marla’s blush pink dress is an actual beauty and only cost a dollar at the thrift, what a steal!!

knowing that edward norton is tyler durden before it’s revealed in the film makes me realize how the audience is expected to think that marla is batshit crazy but knowing edward norton is tyler durden makes you see that marla is really just confused as to why edward norton is blowing her off as if they didn’t fuck for hours the night before or why he’s talking to absolutely nothing but fucking air because she’s fucking tyler durden but it’s really edward norton but we think it’s tyler durden… god this is such a mindfuck, am i even explaining this shit right?

why is tyler durden wearing a fucking maple leaf pattern hawaiian shirt type of vibe?

bob seems so enthusiastic, he deserves so much better

the sound of punches is such a satisfying sound

punched out brad pitt is giving me newt from the maze runner circa death cure crank era

there’s just something so fun about watching people fight… especially if it’s matt martin or casey cizikas my beloved

knowing that raymond was supposed to be white and i’m pretty sure edward norton was supposed to be the one taking his wallet makes this scene feel so weird to me

homie has so much fucking chest hair wtf

“and you… YOU’RE TOO FUCKING BLONDE!” blonde jared leto can come my way if y’all don’t want him

“in tyler we trusted” me with mat barzal… i’m not even kidding, “in barzal we trust” is in my instagram bio

oh no, what did they do to jared leto’s face??

the way marla says “tyler durden” >>

not tyler calling edward norton a crazy person when he literally looks like that

the security guards watching edward norton get wwe smackdown’ed by absolutely nothing

yes! y’all hear the pixies?

not the penis ruining the vibe of buildings collapsing and pixies in the background

rating: 4.5/5 stars