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writer-room · 11 days ago

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I think the funniest possible way to view Astro Bot is that everything we see is how Astro Bot sees the world. By which I mean all the characters are not, in fact, little robot dudes, but the full, complete characters all from their own video games, and Astro Bot just views them as looking like bots.

I dunno about you, but I find that idea HILARIOUS. You've got Conner Cyberlife trying to analyze the shit out of John Dark Souls, who's about to get into an arm-wrestling competition with Aloy. Kratos is asking if anyone has seen his boy. Octodad is standing awkwardly thinking "they don't know I'm a cephalopod" while Ratchet is chatting him up thinking this is completely normal. Nathan has somehow fucked up everything and Fall Guy is involved. Traveler From Journey is chirping to get everyones attention on the boss appearing but nobody is listening. Apes are there. It's beautiful.

#astro bot #text post #no i will not add any other tags #its great cause everyone is united under this one funky bot but i promise you #so many of them would NOT get along #and the most surprising ones would be best friends by the end of the experience #i think kratos and octodad would be funny. two fathers.#octodad is showing pictures of his kids and kratos just goes 'hm' (he is wondering why they dont look at all like octodad)#youd think all the nonverbal little guys would be besties #instead its borderline r2d2 vs chopper. traveler is staring at fall guy in the background with VIOLENCE #all other times traveler is the sweetest guy ever but fall guy? we need to eliminate him. now.#the yakuza guy is the one taking this the best. like yeah sure i guess this might as well happen #this is gonna be a flop post but im procrastinating a final that i need to finish in 3 hours so

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