#you're so cool and crazy and cunty

[scurvyboy]

PLEASE MORE FIDDLESTAN BEING MESSY they do not make each other better they make each other WORSE.

fidds took the break up really bad

[neoninglitchen]

my thoughts on all my irl moots cause they are all so sigma coded

@sn0w-o my amazing wife! literally so short and is a rat (/pos) she matches my freak very well even if i am freakier, still can't get over that toe cracking story it is so funny for no reason, skibidi queen wife coded little guy 2

@t1redofyourbs someone who i indoctrinate my hyperfixations onto, concerned for but always sending my support, she would break into my house in a good way, you remind me of nicole from class of '09 in a lot of funny ways

@calistra1star real trans buddies, thank you for starting the dnd groupchat always been watching to start one, you're hair table looks like a table in the positive way, your glasses are so crazy, make me feel like im flying never getting forced to wear again

@sci2946 always so silly, i always get surprised when you swear on here it's like a fourth wall break, always bringing the current hyperfixation to the party!!! yipee squad to the max, let your omoriness out girl sunny

@mocha-505 english class wouldn't be the same without you.. very loud which is good we can find you anywhere. very coquette, you will being tying bows around all of your food i imagine, just a girl core you really are

@loopy564 girl please make at least one post and decorate your account im begging!!! also can you stop twerking every second, but it's funny when i stand up from my locker and you scream it happens literally every time

@alyvrom my super cool sister that has made my say awesomesauce a lot. i treat you like kings to servent, making you get me everything lol. please hurry up tho you take so long to do everything! keep serving your cunty! MAKE MORE COOKIES PLEASE

@stxrpo so obsessed with birds like you can tell any bird you have a bird-dar. i can make my skibidi jokes to, never do your nerd voice again only i can do it. calling you cringe cause you do it to me like all the time so payback

@paranormalglass we are on the exact same wavelength, you understand any niche internet net thing its great, we share many hyperfixations we are like the same people but spilt in two and your older, i feel like you would've read dogman maybe

[ac3-76]

Lloyd Garmadon Headcannons

warnings: none😋

General

He's been doing graffiti since he was 9

he started when he saw a guy doing it while Darklys was on a field trip in Ninjago City

he thought it was really cool and left the group to talk to the guy

His Tag is either Neon Dragon or Neon Echo

He decided it had to have Neon in it because he uses neon in all of his works

People speculate that he's Neon Dragon/Echo but it's not confirmed, not even the other ninja know

He has a graffiti account on Instagram that has 37.8 million followers and is verified

He also really good at painting and sketching

He's just good at art in general

He watches personal attention ASMR to fall asleep

He's good at sewing

He pretty much never posts on his socials, but when he does they get more likes and views than the other ninjas posts

he's the quote "short guys have the prettiest faces and the sassiest attitudes"

he's so sassy

when the Ninjas do interviews people always talk about his sass attacks

there are compilations of him being sassy on tiktok, Instagram reels, and YouTube

Kai's the fan favorite for his looks and how often he posts, but lloyd is the fan favorite for personality and level of cuntiness

Literally everyone in Ninjago loves Lloyd(except the badguys but yk)

Out of all the ninjas he has the 2nd biggest arms(Cole has the biggest)

Girls go crazy for his arms

He's so respectful towards women

He can start a conversation with anyone about anything

He is SO SO SO good with kids

A mom of 2 will be taking the bus home from somewhere, her youngest kid is a couple months old and her oldest is 4 years old

The older ones throwing a tantrum and the youngest is crying and the moms stressed and embarrassed bc this is happening in public and she can't get her kids to calm down

Enter Lloyd "do you want some help?" Garmadon to offer his services

the mom gives him her oldest and in a matter of seconds the kid is happy and smiling

he's not even sure what he did to get the kid so happy

THEN, bc one is never enough🙄, "I can help calm that you down too if you want"

So the mom gives him the newborn and again in a couple seconds the newborn isn't crying

kids just love him🤷‍♀️

He has really unique insults

"your personality is like a wet napkin at a party"

"your fashion sense if like a blindfolded toddler picking out clothes"

"Your ideas are so dull, they make beige look vibrant"

"Your sense of humor is drier than a desert in a drought"

"You're as useful as a screen door in a submarine"

and you best bet they all make it into the Lloyd Garmadon sassy compilations

He has FAST comebacks, he never misses a beat with an insult

Dating

He does a HARD launch

people will be chilling thinking he's single and then one day BAM

he posts something on Instagram announcing he's in a relationship

its 10 pictures of you, him giving you flowers, you guys kissing, you guys cuddling

it's like if you searched relationship goals on Pinterest

and the caption is something like "Happy 1 year babe🫶🫶 I can't imagine my life without you"

everyone in the comments is shocked that he kept your relationship secret for a year

Except the ninjas

who are commenting things about being happy he's finally announced it

I know for a fact Kai would commet "I'm glad you finally announced this, I have hundreds of pictures of you two I've been needing to post🙄"

You're his muse

He does graffiti pieces inspired by you

He also tells you he's Neon Dragon/Echo

He tries to teach you how to do graffiti

He's the type to read and annotate books you like

Collarbone kisser

Helps you figure out fits

MATCHING OUTFITS.

He would embroider a little heart in your favorite color, or your favorite flower into the cuffs of all his hoodies

He doesn't care if you're taller or shorter than him, just don't be the same height as him and ur good

After what happend with Harumi he would struggle to believe you actually like him for a while

Even after you prove you really do like him, he still struggles to express how he feels about you and be completely honest with you

Secret or forbidden relationship trope

he fell first and harder

also soulmate trope

he pays attention to everything you do and knows ur needs, wants, and actions before you do

(yk when Elenor anticipated Chidis sneeze in The Good Place, yea he's Elenor, you're Chidi)

"No I have a partner" instead of "Sorry, I have a partner"

he has awful abandonment issues so he's either really clingy or he pushes you away and doesn't talk to you

He doesn't do sass attacks or insult you(to often)

Kai will be recording a vlog to post to YouTube and you'll say something stupid, Lloyd will look at you like he wants to insult you but be doesn't

The fans see that clip and go crazy

"Lloyd holding back his insult is how you know he's in love"

The ship edits go HARD

[pomesa]

Cryptozoology is the search for and study of animals who haven't been proven to currently exist, whether that be because its supposedly extinct or because people say its straight up bullshit.

I fucking love cryptids. Here's my personal ranking of just some of the cryptids in the notebook Ive been keeping since I was 20, with anecdotes.

Mongolian Death Worm. Hell yeah baybee, its worm time. Its a Tartar sand boa I'm gonna be so real with you right now. That's what it actually is and I love it. Wiggle on, little buddies. 10/10

Thunderbirds. Either the Teratornis lived WAY longer than we think OR its an Andean Condor, but either way, I love Big Ass Bird. 10/10 The picture that made me love them:

There's supposedly a picture very similar to this but its a cowboy with the bird nailed to a barn, they say it was in a newspaper in the old west and I would kill to see it.

3) Kraken. Its a giant squid. Not much to say, I just love that for years people went "There's big ass squids" and no one believed them and then a guy straight up CUT OFF A TENTACLE and brought it back and people STILL didn't believe him. How much does your town have to think you're crazy for a whole leg to convince NO ONE. 9/10 very cool

4) Flatwoods monster. I'm gonna be real with you I think this ones made up but I love how cunty they are. Unrateable/10 for being fake but 9/10 for queen vibes.

5) Fresno Night Walkers. We don't know! We have videos of these little guys and no one knows what they are!! 11/10 for cuteness, 9/10 for engaging as hell.

6) Mothman. I'm not talking about him everyone knows him I want to peg him yadda yadda onward!

7) Aliens. They are real. Like I've given pretty reasonable explanations so far but there's military videos?? The Italian government possibly got in a shootout with them? I think we need to just accept this and move on, in 2018 I graduated high school and even our current events professor just let us write about aliens because they'll probably be confirmed in our lifetime. 7/10 We need new info on them, I'm losing interest

8) Loch Ness Monster. She is not real BUT searches for her have funded so much actual research about the ecosystem she deserves a spot anyway. 7/10 Everyone say "Thank you Nessie"

9) Ozark Howler. This is only up here because I love cats, I don't think its anything other than tall tales, but if new evidence came out I would move it up to top 3. 5/10 I love cats

10) Goatman and Jersey Devil. Lets be real its the same thing and its both someones way of saying they saw the devil in their small town. 4/10 for consistency.

11) Dover Demon. This gets to be on this list because it made some people think the Rake is based in reality (its not) and I think that's funny. 3/10 for funniness and alliteration.

12) Loveland Frog Man. People said it was a 4 foot tall frog man. It was definitely an iguana missing a tail from a predator. 3/10 People should have figured that one out sooner.

13) Bigfoot. Oh my GOD shut up about him. Its all Bigfoot, skunk ape, yeti, batsquach, its all Bigfoot and I'm so tired of him. Give everyone else here some love, would you? This guys so pretentious. 1/10 I hate how hes taken over the study of cryptids.

My personal favorite who hasn't been mentioned yet: Chupacabra. It MIGHT be a coyote with mange and the people who claim to have taxidermied ones definitely have coyotes. "But Mark, if that's the case why do you love it? What makes this different?" This is the cryptid where the evidence matches up the LEAST. There's too many different accounts, and there's reason to believe there may actually (FOR ONCE) be a legitimate genetic mutation to create some kind of dog creature in the area. I could do a whole post about them alone but I want you to do your own research and enjoy what you find.

Now go forth and spread the good word of animals that may or may not be real!

[midnight--sadness]

Hellooooo! It's me again, miss nap girl haha sorry to bother you again but I came to talk about a crackship that has me with an impressive brainrot for a while now and I need to spread propaganda no matter what 😭

Do you know the lbh movie called Master? In which he appears SUPER daddy with that grey hair and god--- the beard, literally one of the best looks he's ever had. Well, I found out that people ship Jin (the lbh character) with Ray the butcher and, hear me out, it's the sexiest and horniest combination you've ever seen. Since I found out, my head hasn't stopped generating scenarios and scenarios 😭 Plus Park Hae-soo also appears as Jin's henchman!!

Listen to me, Park Hae Soo's character recommends Jin to hire Ray as his hitman, they are known for being someone efficient and violent without hesitation when doing their job, so to get people off his back as soon as possible he hires them, but what he didn't expect is to meet such a super cunty diva.

Obviously our sugar daddy ends up obsessed/in love with them, he would make jokes or funny comments which Ray would ignore or give him a look that would scare anyone, except Jin, which only excites him more and more. His main objective was his empire, but having Ray around made other interests arise that he thought were no longer flowing in him, such as lust. Imagining someone as lethal and dangerous as Ray kneeling down unzipping him and giving a blowjob while they are looking at him with those penetrating eyes 🥴 Jin gets hard instantly.

He needed that beauty under him, and Ray playing hard to get only increased his desire to fuck them more and more. Until one day Ray, after doing an "order" enters Jin's mansion accompanied by Park Hae Soo's character (who was the only one they had a minimum of closeness with ehem)

Ray was stained with the blood of the poor individual that Jin sent for to kill. With a mischievous smile our sugar daddy saw green and invited Ray to come in to clean themself up and rest, it was their reward for their wonderful work. Obviously everything has ulterior motives. Ray rolled their eyes and walked past without looking at him and headed to one of the bathrooms in that huge house. Ray was starting to get annoyed with his boss's continuous flirting, I mean he's handsom af but if he wants to fuck them so badly he has to prove it to Ray.

So at night Ray sneaked into his boss's room in a short silk robe, opening it and sliding it off their shoulders exposing their juicy body, challenging Jin who in surprise dropped his freshly lit cigar to the floor.

And well, you can already get an idea of how kind of horny sex must be between those two. It would be a constant power struggle. Jin on top of Ray, opening their legs, leaving them on his shoulders while he grabs that tiny waist and fucks their tight pussy until Ray, noticing the imminent orgasm, makes a maneuver by pushing Jin onto the bed and getting on top of him, riding that fat cock so hard that our poor sugar daddy has to think about what next scams to do because otherwise he would cum in a second LOL

I imagine a dynamic in which Ray kills people and at night Daddy Jin fucks them 💖 and in the background we have poor henchman Park hae soo who had been in love with Ray for a long time 😭

But it would be so funny and sexy. Ray riding Jin while he eats their tits so well and yummy, Ray moaning like never before because of how Jin's fat cock streacht their pussy soooo good, getting rid of the heart of steel in front of him being vulnerable for the first time and Jin, of nowhere says "Are you fertile? It's just that we always fuck without a condom, you know, having a child now would be terrible for me babe" and Ray as punishment pushes him away from their big tits and squeezes his balls for ruin the mood NSJDKKFDKKDFKKKD

would u mind if your name in this blog became nap girl anon? bc everytime u come to my inbox u have a grea idea that makes me crazy 😭😭😭 (totally cool if you're not comfortable with it! or if u want to pick a different nam even!)

omg i do know that movie!! i've never seen it but the other day i got an anon asking abt an age gap inhun au with lbh's character jin and jungjae's character han from "the young man". and i've seen quite a few aus of ray and jin on twitter too!!! 🫶🥰

ALSO THIS TWEET APPEARED ON MY TL THIS MORNING EIBVIEJBJNFJDJNG

THIS MADE ME INSANE?? IM NOW COMPLETELY MENTALLY ILL OVER THEM OMGGGG 😩😩😤����😭😭😭😭😭

jin cannot handle allat 🤧🥴

ray being violent and jin loving it is so nvkwnnvkdnv they threaten to rip his balls out and feed them to him and jin just smiles like a goof bc yeah ray could do that but they choose to let jin fuck them raw every night 😌

one time, while out killing another one jin's enemies, ray pulls a black widow thigh choke move and park haesoo's characters happens to get it on film.... lets just say that jin nearly comes in his pants and when ray gets home he asks them to demonstrate the move on him. he ends up on the floor in between those gorgeous thighs and presses his face against ray's crotch like a freak, while ray just rolls their eyes, not even surprised 😣

and for anyone who doesn't know what we are working with, here are ray and jin 🙏😌