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Simon Riley x Reader
Title: One or two?
Synopsis: Simon wants to know how many kids you want.
Warnings: yes... This is pregnancy themed. Again. I love pregnancy fics.
AN: I think... I think I have baby fever. Also happy 1000 notes!!! :) <3333
Maybe it's how soft and supple your skin is, maybe it's that smooth voice you mumble to him at night, or maybe it's how you wear nice fabrics, the kind that brush against his skin and he can feel his muscles relax--but Simon is hooked on you.
It all started when you saw him at a coffee shop and his jaw practically dropped at how soft you seemed. You were so polite, spoke so quiet to the barista, that he had to make sure he got your number!
So when Simon saw a man that clearly didn't deserve you hitting on you after you politely declined him, of course he came up, hot black coffee in hand, and asked if there was a problem.
And when you first fell asleep beside him? He laid his head on your chest like a small child and just closed his eyes and he felt so... Held in that moment, even though your arms weren't around him that the next day when he drove you back to your place he stopped by the jeweller and got you a perfect ring.
Now you're on the couch, feet propped up, pretty little rock on your finger and he's laying on your lap, head beside your tummy, kneading at your thigh when he finally speaks.
"'Ow many kids?" Simon asks in his gruff voice, "One or two?"
You pause, looking down with a cocked eyebrow. Your hand reaches to start running through Simon's hair and he groans, relaxing entirely, "What do you mean, Si?" You ask in the soft voice that makes his knees buckle.
Simon picks his head up to look at you, "One or two kids?" He repeats, "'Ow many do ya want? 'Onestly, if it's more than two, we'll need a bigger 'ome."
Your eyes widen and your cheeks flush, and it makes Simon grin that devilish grin. He kisses your stomach, then your thighs. You let out that cute little giggle, your thighs squishing together because it tickles.
"C'mon, dovie. Ya gonna be my missus. Ya gotta know how many kids ya want," Simon says, rubbing up and down your thigh. He starts to get up, pulling you close, curled up beside him.
You breathe out a giggle, nestling up to Simon's side, "'M not sure.. maybe two?" You offer up, before Simon throws you down onto the couch playfully and gets on top of you.
He starts to plant kisses all up your stomach, then skipping your chest to kiss up your collarbone and shoulders. He kisses up your neck to your jaw, and you're giggling the entire time, squirming.
Then, he props himself up overtop of you to look into your eyes, "One or two?" He asks again, and all you do is giggle.
#the missus#call of duty cold war#cod black ops#cod cold war#black ops#cod fanfiction#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley drabble#simon ghost riley fanfiction#ghost simon riley#simon ghost#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost x you#simon riley cod#simon riley drabble#simon riley fluff#simon riley imagine#simon riley x female reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon x reader
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i heard you were looking for requests..
SAY LESS
Can i get a james x fem reader, where they have a cozy domestic night, just maybe baking, watching something or talking as they hold hands and they’re just so in love in a soft beautiful way (feeling extra touched deprived heh)
thank you, lovely, i hope you enjoy!! <3333
james potter x fem!reader, fluff
"i should've been a chef." james says, his mouth full of cookies. he's adorable. "these are amazing."
the cookies are amazing, you helped james follow the recipe correctly, and he tasted them at every step. jamie, you'll finish the entire thing before we cook them. no worries, angel girl, we still got enough.
after a few hours at kitchen, you now have a plate full of cookies. you kiss james's cheek fondly. you don't know how that can be possible, but he gets lovelier in your eyes every day. you kiss the same spot again. he finally finishes eating and returns your kiss.
"get under the blanket, baby." james says, adjusting the fluffy fabric for you. "you know, i think it's gonna rain."
"it's getting colder every day." you tell him. "i was freezing today before class."
james pulls you to his chest as if you're telling him you feel cold now. he wraps his arm around you. "you should wear an extra layer." he murmurs, his lips pressed on your head.
"maybe i should." you agree. "can i borrow your scarf tomorrow?"
you have enough clothes at james's apartment, but not a scarf. "of course you can." he says. "you can have it all the time if you want."
a sound of thunderstorm breaks the cozy silence of the room. james pulls you closer. his hand covers yours, thumb rubbing your knuckles softly. his other hand finds the remote to pick something to watch.
"jamie, can you-" you almost yawn in the middle of the sentence. "can you rub my back, please?"
"so polite." he teases. "i can, it's literally my favorite thing to do."
his hands are so big, he can just use one of them to massage your neck, and the other one to draw circles on your back.
all you can do is leaving yourself to his hands. you've been missing his touch all day, feeling him all over you now does something to your brain. the implicit worries you carry in your mind ease off slowly. you can lose yourself in the safety james brings, these are the nicest minutes of your day.
"will you carry me to bed if i fall asleep?" you ask james with a hint of cheekiness in your sleepy voice.
"or i can just stay like this without moving you all night." he smirks. "i'm joking, love, of course i'll carry you."
you snuggle into him more as if it's possible.
#james potter#james potter x reader#james potter x you#james potter x fem!reader#james potter fic#james potter fanfic#james potter imagine#james potter fanfiction#james x you#james x reader#james x fem!reader#the marauders#james potter fluff#marauders era#marauders#the marauders fic#the marauders imagine#marauders fic#marauders imagine
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⌗ genshin boyfriend hcs.
characters: diluc, kazuha, xiao, thoma, zhongli, & venti x gn!reader
genre: fluff, very tiny hint of angst
author's note: allow me to indulge in my genshin men brainrot <3 if you enjoyed reading, likes and reblogs are highly appreciated :']
diluc ragnvindr.
a gentleman, is always polite with his gestures.
if you visit him while he's on his shift at the tavern, he'll walk to where you're seated and greet you with a kiss on the forehead.
"hi, love." yeah *swoons*
would drop everything in the blink of an eye if you asked him to.
there will be at least one day when you'll be spending your time with him horseback riding and he'll sit behind you and help you control the reins. <3
he comes home late at night after he's finished patrolling the premises undercover, and opens his room to you having fallen asleep awaiting his return.
plants a gentle kiss before proceeding to lay down and holding you in his arms. he likes to nuzzle into the crook of your nape.
kaedehara kazuha.
will write poems for you <3333 will also leave handwritten love letters for you to find.
probably has secret spots where he always loved to rest whenever he was alone, but nowadays, he shares these places with you bc he'd be the happiest man alive if he had two of his favorite things at once <3
camping and stargazing dates >>
he would introduce you to his family (if he had one)
you’d find that they’d already heard so much about you and have been waiting to meet you!
xiao.
a lot of the time, xiao's days will consist of fulfilling his duty to honor his god and protect the people of liyue.
but no matter how busy he can get, he will not hesitate to rush to your side if you so much as whisper his name.
if you ask for something simple like wanting a hug or giving him a kiss, he'll look away and grumble, "you shouldn't call me for such a mundane request."
it's funny he says that when he still complies and sends you a look, silently hoping you'll give him another kiss.
make him wear a flower crown !?
if you successfully persuade him to get some rest, he'll sleep on your lap or lean on your shoulder.
rest assured that the nightmares he dreads to face each time he closes his eyes will never make an uninvited entrance. not as long as you're by his side.
thoma.
HE !! WILL !! COOK !! FOR !! YOU !!
his schedule is packed, but he'll always make time for you. if he has only a five-minute break, he'll immediately look for you, even if neither of you have anything to do.
if you get sick, he's the best person to take care of you.
he worries a lot :( will probably nag your ears out, but that's fine because regardless of how heightened his emotions are at that moment, you can clearly hear the softness of his tone. that's how you know he loves you. <3
zhongli.
another gentleman, always walks you home
IS SO GENTLE and will greet you by kissing the back of your hand
enjoys sharing his thousands of years' worth of memories with you
he's not one for extravagant things; his ways of showing affection are subtle but consistent and never fail to tug at your heartstrings.
loves travelling and tasting different kinds of wine with you
isn’t it just so pretty to think maybe you could live forever by his side?
venti.
also very doting <3 always ready to shower you with hugs and kisses
he'll serenade you every night because he says he wants "to win your heart over and over again" and remind you that he belongs to no one else.
he'll take you with him everywhere he goes, letting you touch the clouds as you ride on dvalin's back.
he's right beside you as you fall asleep at night, looking at you with so much love, like you're the most wonderful thing that's ever happened to him.
and you are.
he thinks you’re the closest thing to freedom he’s ever been.
and he wonders what he's done to deserve all the happiness you've made him feel.
#[ ✒️ ] — my works.#genshin impact#genshin fluff#genshin x reader#genshin angst#diluc x reader#kazuha x reader#xiao x reader#venti x reader#thoma x reader#zhongli x reader
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hello, me again 🙋♀️ not an anon but here to bother you on your fight 🥰
can you tell me what you think the boys would be like if they were jealous? any and all boys i just wanna hear ur thoughts
TIFF I DRAFTED THIS WHOLE THING OUT ON THE PLANE ON MY POS PHONE AND THEN IT NEVER POSTED. i literally JUST noticed and i am so frustrated, i'm sorry i literally didn't even realize!! but i never tire of talking about our boys so pls enjoy <3333
nsfw below the cut; jean, eren, and levi included
Eren
so eren to me is sort of a cocky little shit, but he's also a brat
if you're talking to a guy in the bar a little too much, eren's 100% charging right up to interrupt the conversation, throw his arm around your shoulders, figure out exactly what's going on here
but honestly? i think eren knows how much you love him and doesn't worry about you being attracted to others, he's just demanding when it comes to your attention
what makes him really jealous is when you start reading game of thrones alongside armin, and while eren's not unfamiliar with the premise of the books, he never could have imagined how intricate they are
intricate enough for you to be glued to your novel and your phone intermittently, surfacing from the pages with a squeal "oh my god i HAVE to text armin!" "armin's going to freak out!"
before he knows it, he's coming home to find you and armin, annotated novels spread on the coffee table, debating character arcs and laughing over funny moments
it confuses him at first. you love him, and he loves that you're friends with his friends, would never try to deny you a meaningful friendship, he knows that's all it is
eren's not a reader. too time consuming, too slow. but he wants to make your eyes light up like that, wants to hear you ramble on and on about your theories
he tries to get you into his story-based video games, but all he gets is a polite level of interest
when you finally confront him about acting like a fucking weirdo every time armin gets brought up, eren confesses, and it breaks your heart
"i mean, i know i'm not as smart as you or armin, but we could find something like that to do together, right? you just seem so into it..."
when you show him the tv show, eren's immediately hooked, and you stay up together for weeks on end binging it, eren watching you explain the differences between book and show with hearts in his eyes <333
Jean
jean is an egotistical maniac, you know it, he knows it
as your boyfriend, jean's never going to be one to throw a fit over the attention you get in the bar, in fact, he encourages it
it gets him off knowing that you're the girl everyone wants, that no one can take their eyes off of, and that you're going to go home with him and beg for him to fuck you
but if you're not his girlfriend? completely different story
when his roommate, eren, brings home his new girlfriend, jean is shocked
you're so...sweet. polite, beautiful, funny. what are you doing with eren? and not him?
jean has a case of the roommates-hot-girlfriend-itis, and he's got it bad
before he knows it, he's setting his alarm early, padding out into the kitchen where he knows you'll be making your coffee before work while eren snores in the other room
he's not shy about it either, openly flirting with you, teasing you about your messy hair, your tiny sleep shorts
he loves the way you blush when he says "you cold or something?", glancing meaningfully at your peaked nipples showing through your tank top
but you never falter, your eyes are only for eren. it drives jean insane.
he's going to the gym every day now, trying to work off this excess anger trying to get bigger and stronger so you can't help but notice him
he'd never admit it, but he listens in on you and eren late at night, imagining your breathy moans are for him
when he finds a pair of your panties in the dryer, he pockets them, treasures them
and when he finds you at a coffee shop in tears, a breakup text from eren on your phone? he has to hide his grin
jean may be a bad friend, but he'll make a great rebound
Levi
you're levi's, but he knows you're not supposed to be
he's still your captain, your immediate superior, and while that's exceedingly hot in the sheets, it's stifling outside the walls of your bedroom
he can't help but glance at you longingly across the cafeteria, watch your nose scrunch in that cute way it does when you laugh and when you cum
and when you brush a hand absentmindedly against miche's? bat your eyes up at hange, make them blush? levi knows you're doing it on purpose
he knows you well enough to know you can't help but antagonize him
he knows you belong to him, and you know you belong to him, but they can't know, and that's the problem. levi can't claim you in public, so he has to overcompensate when you finally sneak into his quarters at the end of the day, twiddling your fingers in anticipation
"can't believe you," he huffs, bending you over his desk, "thought i trained you better than that"
he did, you both know it, but you're a greedy, insatiable little thing, and you're good at riling levi up to get what you want
"don't know what you're-- ah! what you're talking about" you lie, gasping when he lands a sharp smack to your clit
"of course you do, you fucking brat," levi's not feeling as playful as you were earlier today, the hot lick of envy at the top of his throat "making those fuck me eyes at erwin earlier? you wanted me to see you, didn't you? whoring yourself out like you're not going to be begging me to let you cum later?"
your response is muffled by your panties in your mouth
"no excuses. beg all you want, but the only way this cunt-- my cunt-- is cumming tonight is if you admit it. admit you're mine, admit you can't get off with anyone else. you're mine."
and oh, do you cave. you're babbling apologies into the fabric in no time, tears streaming down your face
and once you're both shaking and spent, levi pulls you into his arms, cuddles you against his chest
he can't claim you in public, not as things stand with you on his squad, but for now, having you curled against him will have to be enough
THIS WAS SUCH A BLAST thanks for submitting tiff all my love <3
#rage.rambles#tiff.moot#levi x reader#eren x reader#jean x reader#aot headcanons#aot x reader hc#eren jaeger x reader#jean kirstein x reader#levi ackerman x reader#eren jaeger headcanons#jean kirchstein headcanons#levi ackerman headcanons#ask games
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Hi hi sel <3333 hope you're doing well(๑'ᴗ')ゞ
Could you do iwa + soulmate au and nanami+ royal au ; please? (。•́︿•̀。)
hi kiku! thanks for playing with me! 🥺💗 i hope you’re doing well too!!
i’ll skip on the iwa one because i actually have a soulmate iwa thing in the works rn 🥹 i might save the collage for a moodboard when the time comes 🥺
as for nanami + royalty au:
blue to complement his golden hair.
nanami is loyal and considerate; your union may have been arranged for political gain, but he respects his role as your husband, and you above all.
the distance he keeps between the two of you is for that very same reason—there is no part of him that would want you to feel compelled to remain in his company. you were forced enough to even entertain this marriage.
in the late mornings, just right before midday, you take the horses. he follows a few meters behind to keep watch, should anything happen, but your horse tends to drag its hooves along the worn-down path, slowing its pace to match his own’s.
these daily strolls bring you closer—a connection of shared interests and a chemistry neither of you can pull away from. you learn then, that nanami loves to write; about his day, about thoughts that come and go, hastily jotted down so he may not forget—about you, and all the things he had been hesitant to tell you at the time.
he pulls one thing from the pages of his notebook, however, a question scrawled on almost every passage you appear in—
Do you delight in being my wife?
send me a character + a trope/au and i’ll do a mini collage like this!
#omg ive never written a royalty au before forgive me if this is winky#*wonky#but i like to imagine being forced to wed nanami and him thinking that it isnt something you want at all#when in fact!!! you dont mind. and out of all the men preselected for you to choose from#nanami looked like the one you wouldnt have minded as your husband 🥺#but ofc he doesnt know that. and only thinks you hate being around him the same way you hate being a tool in all this politics#it’s exactly why you chose him though 🥺 if you were to be married for convenience#then you might as well have it be someone you think you can grow to love too.#kentomuse#ask#rep#thanks for playing!!#ask game answered#shotorus.workbook
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YOUR ART IS LITERALLY SO /POS <3333 You're one of the only people actively making content for Odysseus/polites, and for that I owe you my life<33
THANK YOUUUU!!!!! See my big goal is make as many people as i can love Odysseus/Polites THEY NEED MORE LOVE And i am always gonna draw those two, i love them
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we should normalise to supporting writers. we should normalise reblogs & feedback. we should normalise to showing them love. we should normalise the fact they're not robots and not harassing them with "next part when ??". we should normalise kindness and polite attitude to them. we should normalise to not let them apologise when they want to go on hiatus. we should normalise to be patient readers and assuming that writers have private life, problems, and others things to do (they're not paid for that). we should normalise that writers are humans with feelings so don't forget to tell them how much you love their works and being grateful for the way they make you feel. we should normalise to not hate them freely or getting rude/and mean on anon.
we should normalise to go on their post or inbox and tell them "hey buddy, that was amazing ?? your post made me so happy, i really like your content/hey don't forget to take some rest and think of yourself first, we can wait !". we should normalise writers put themselves first. we should normalise interaction between WRITERS and READERS. we should normalise positivity !! <3333
daily reminder that if you don't like their content, go away and write your own fics ??? some authors are tired and dont want to write bc of the hate, the lack of reactions on their post, the impatient readers and i understand them. dont forget that sometimes some little things make a difference. you're not forced to make a deep feedback, but just show that you are here, that their content are SEEN and LOVED.
believe me, everyone at the end, is blessed
tysm writers for existing <333 and make tumblr a big part of my life. may lord putting me in heaven with you 🥹🥹
my answers to @oxpogues4lifexo 's post <333
#LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE#LMAOO WHO THE HELL I AMM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#supporting writers !!#reblogs & feedbacks#POSITIVITY VIBES
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my mexican twin.... I DEMAND MORE LATINX READER X VIKTOR!! (politely) i think its just fun to see representation even in lil silly fics hehe
TWINSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SUMMON YOU!!!!!
For now I have some headcanons I would love to write into fics but I haven't had the inspiration to do it as prettily as I wish to 😭😭 I hope you like them 💛💛💛
Okay so the headcanons:
Viktor x Latinx gn!Reader (SFW)
TW: These are Mexican-related (bc I'm Mexican lol), but some can apply to different Latin cultures! :3
He DEFS gains a few pounds once you two start dating
Like either because YOU feed him (sometimes against his will bc he's """soooooo busy""" (shoving him a torta de milanesa during his lunchtime)
Or because YOUR FAMILY feeds him once you present him over. Imagine your cool grandma/cool aunt inspecting it with 😱😱😱😱 faces because MY MAN IS SO SCRUNKLY. It's a family's duty to up some pounds on those bones
And he enjoys to be being pampered you know, I imagine him like the classic "Oh but I'm full already 🥺" when you put another bowl full of pozole in front of him, and then he says he's only eating it for peer pressure around the table--but that's. a LIE!!!!
Yall can't tell me he doesn't get a round bump after a particularly yummy party. He's like starting to doze off on the table like a baby after eating his fourth tamal during your cousin's XV años.
Even if at night he's like 🥺🥺🥺 "my love my tummy hurts" (for the spice, idk why i headcanon he can get gastritis really easily lkfhjdklfjf) and here it goes the milk remedy winkwink
Also pan de dulce 👀👀👀 he falls in love with pan de dulce istg, and he can eat it with milk????? sign him the fuck up. The same with pastel de tres leches
Also he starts to mumble songs in bad Spanish--an idea @apuwu had talked with me over Discord before JKDJHDFJKFJH. My man is just vibing without knowing the grisly lyrics behind a seemingly happy tune
But you prefer not to tell him because he just looks so adorable mumbling it mindlessly while working <3333
He doesn't dance much bc his legs hurt if he keeps putting pressure on it during too long, but you can definitely coarse him into dancing one or two.
Otherwise he just likes to watch you dance, even if you don't really know how to/are a lil bit clumsy. You look very happy dancing with your family/friends that he gets smitten all over again
He's kinda scarred for life once he saw kids breaking a piñata during one of your nephews' birthdays & un bolo during a baptism (where the hosts throw money so the guests could pick it up) (iykyk)
He started to watch telenovelas by mistake. Like maybe you were watching one or just putting it like white background noise while doing something else.
And at first he was like 🙄🙄🙄 "if the characters would do X thing or Z, this problem would be easily resolved/this problem wouldn't exist", and you tell him that it is for the 💥d r a m a💥
As it happened to the best of us when you're hanging out in the living room and your mom is watching a telenovela---Viktor just gets HOOKED. He doesn't know when it happened or how but he is invested
Sometimes you arrive home from a date with your friends and find Viktor and Jayce watching a telenovela on the couch
[For context, in my lil derange mind, in a contemporary AU Jayce is Latino. No i will not elaborate thank you]
He helps you make the Día de Muertos ofrenda <3333 he just loves to gets all craftsty and he's so interested about the concept that he even brings a photos of his passed family members. May even cook something they liked to put it in there alongisde yours :3
For now that's all! I hope to make some short fics with these soon! Like during Independence's Day KDJFDJKFJHF <3
#arcane viktor x reader#viktor x reader#viktor arcane x reader#viktor fanfic#viktor arcane x you#arcane viktor x you#viktor x you#arcane fanfic#viktor arcane#arcane viktor
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reposting about my con experience with jared a few months later on here since laila bestie wanted to hear about it lol @rubyvhs <33 and since it was on my previous blog heh. probably more details from before because i was hugely freaking out back then lol
so i had a photo op with him and i did it with my sister!! that was first and then there was a panel with him, mark pellegrino, and alaina huffman!
it was very hot and humid in both places bc his photo op was the biggest so people were waiting outside and the door was open and all that. pretty poor circulation in his area unfortunately :,) and the q&a was in a tent outside thank fuck i brought my little handheld fan LOL anyways
it was hot... so he was all sweaty and flushed LOLLLL but someone on his staff was like wiping some of the sweat on his face in between the last photo ours so he was like "sorry, it's so hot!" and my sister and i were like "nonono take ur time don't worry." but obviously the photo ops are quite rushed so he brushed off the person helping out (politely ofc) very quickly so he could take the picture with us!!
also while i was waiting in line... i was setting my bag on the little table they had for them. and it gave a view of him and i was putting my bag down right as he ended his photo with someone. and when you're done he'll like look after you for a second and obviously i was staring at him. and you walk off i the direction of the table with bags obviously so you can grab it and so i made eye contact with him and he smiled at me before he had to take his next photo and i FREAKED LMAO i think he saw my face go 😳😳😳 shdkfhakjdfl. yeah
anyways back to the photo itself... i blacked out a little bc i don't remember the picture itself HAHA but as we walked up he was like "hi how are you guys :)))" and we were like "hi hi!! we're good thank you how are you??" and he was like "i'm good, thanks :)))" and idk if he said anything else because we took the picture and i blacked out teehee. and the whole time he was making such intense and purposeful eye contact i was like woah woah woah he's really tryna make this personal WOW !!!
but here comes the kicker !!!! basically he says like thank you all sweet and bye and all that but. but oh my god oh my fuck. i'd assume he does this for most folks but before/as we started to walk away he 100% gave each of us a quick but very sweet back rub and it fixed me. it fixed me oh my god. and i freaked out so bad LOLLLL i was like thanks!!! have a good day!!! 😳😳😳😳😳 @_@ kadkjflaskd and my sister and i walked away like... clinging to each other giggling like idiots etc. my knees buckled on several occasions. i sank to my knees in the line to get a second copy of the picture :,) and i need that again SO BADLY OH MY GODDDD it was so comforting and i think about it an unhealthy amount <3333
anyways happy to post the pic if anyone is curious! i look a tiny bit goof because of how hot and nervous if was. he is visibly flushed and sweaty as well though heart eyes heart eyes. anyways you can see his chest hair too <333 gorgeous man
this is getting so long but the panel was lovely!! they were all so cute and funny and he included gen in almost every single answer in at least some way. also i was in line to ask a question.... and the last one they took was the one right before me which was very typical for my luck LOL but honestly it's the last thing that comes to mind when i think about the experience. so overall it was definitely so so amazing <333
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Okay okay hear me out
Johnny with like a much shorter (I’m talking like 5’3) gf who’s also chubby
Just like a really soft sweet chubby gal, maybe she’s a lil insecure about her body type and it confuses him because he thought she was pretty either way if that makes sense??? Like he doesn’t get why she’s insecure he thinks she’s the prettiest person ever 😭
Okay so . . . I'm hearing you out on this SO HARD !!!! Ughhh I can totes imagine this !! ((also you sent in another ask like this?? sorry if i had originally interpreted this as a request and it wasn't?? 😭😭 idk hope you enjoy <3333))
Also also also... i would love to explore this prompt more in the future, if anyone has additional thoughts to spare <333 👉👈 apologies for any spelling errors
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Johnny cares about his own appearance . . . In the sense if he doesn't upkeep his beauty, how else is he gonna pick up prey at the bar?
One of the other talented fic writers on this site, I don’t remember who <:O said he would have learned a lot about "how to act" through television. Now, I don't think he had much access to television, except when he was much younger and the slaughterhouse was still running. The one at the bar will also play old films or news stations that come in all funny. . . Anyways !! All of that absolutely applies to this too!! He's seen pretty boys on magazines that Drayton always glares at him for staring at them too long. He knows what girls are "supposed" to like and he feels confident in pulling it off. That's sort of where that desire begins and ends though. While I think the Slaughter family can care about looks- they each have personal, preferred taste- it's not high on their list of wants. It's always a delightful bonus when their partner is a cutie <3333
Johnny is such a little trickster !! Like what a little greaseball he's so annoying sometimes *sob emoji*
At the beginning of the relationship, he's gonna tease ya about your height. Not your body weight though, it's never polite to comment on a lady's weight.
He tends to pick on everyone though. It's like some demented love language, it seems.
Anytime you make a face or a disgruntled noise about it, he seems so confused??? Like what's up with you??? You never get like this. Why are you being weird around him . . .
Basically- gets annoyed that you're annoyed at him for "no reason"
If Johnny has had other partners before this, his handling of the situation would be different. I am in the camp of strongly believing you are his first partner tho <33333
So you're gonna have to spell it out for this mean ol guy cause he doesn't understand these "social cues" cause he's never quite seen it with his folks, and you can't really interpret gestures like yours in magazines and novellas and stuff. He's just a lil lost, why don’t ya give him a hand, huh?
You tell him your worries: that you feel inadequate to be his girlfriend. That you're small and chubby and he deserves someone who is just . . . more than that.
He's lookin at ya all bug eyed and funny the whole time Ya scared him half-to-death, darlin! He thought something was seriously wrong (side note: just because Johnny doesn't take it real seriously- at first- does not mean that it doesn't matter or isn't serious irl at all <333 stay safe out there folks)
She pouts, turning her head at her shoulders and swiveling her body- hands clenching her arms in a crisscross- away from him.
Johnny pulls a face. What had he done this time? He approaches her cautiously, as to not spook her- she had argued for him to leave her outside for right then. He wasn't having much of that.
"Darlin'?" His hand lands on her shoulder, not quite as gentle as he should be with his love. She turns her head the other way, hoping this will somehow make her able to evade any heated arguments. "Darlin', no no- c'mon."
He's not one to give up, though. Which- in this moment- she hates that was one of the qualities she fell in love with him over. The drive, compassion; the awful persistence he had.
She sniffles, not wanting to cry over some- dumb comment he made. A stupid inference of her body to something else. She had half the mind to be angry, instead. She couldn't be angry at Johnny, though. At least not so . . . forthright.
"S'just, you're always teasin me for my height, Johnny. And- and I know you're just holdin' your tongue about my body."
Johnny looks at her with an incredulous squint. "What?"
"I get it, Johnny. But it's no need to tease me for it." He's slow on the uptake. The gears finally turn and whirr into life. He sets his palm, steady and firm, to her shoulder. His fingers curling against her clothed body gently.
"Ah, sweet-cheeks. I think you're stunning. I haven't been teasin' ya." His lover interrupts him with a look. She returns her head strictly to its position.
"Yeah, yeah, I have been. I know. I love you, though. You're sweet, darlin. Hottest girl I've ever laid my eyes on. Now stop pouting." She's feeling much better already. She wants to pout more just to spite him, which makes her giggle audibly. "C'mon. Let me kiss you," he smiles when he hears her laugh. It's toothy, it's sharp. It's inviting, though. "Look at you, sweet thing. Smilin' already. C'mere."
She turns around, letting Johnny pull her into a tight embrace. Kissing the top of her head, her cheek, her pretty lips. Lips he hopes she'll let him kiss a dozen times over.
She still weeps in his arms, less from the residual sad feelings and more from just how sweet her man could be.
"Love you too, John."
(Is calling him john sacrilege . . . it nearly feels like it should be. but i couldnt help write this bit like that hehe <3333)
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Sorry for barging in but i'm embarrassed and I wrote this for you:
Tara isn't sure how it happened. Her and her huntress friend decided to have a girls night, just them two, at Tara's place. Tara wasn't sure why her friend insisted it be anywhere else, being that her fellow hunteress lived in SUCH a nice place. Then it was politely implied that a certain neighbor would be home that weekend, and it seemed to settle. It started as an innocent game of Twister. A retro game after a bottle of champagne. Giggling, they toppled over one another over, and over again. What she wasn't expecting is what was happening now. Her cards had warned her earlier in the week that something new and exciting was coming. She thought maybe she would finally be able to win the gacha she trying for, or she'd get some good news, or see a puppy. But this? This revelation was quite off the charts.
Her friend was /handsy/ tonight and not in a way that she ever expected.
"Hey silly!" Tara giggled at the feeling of her friends hand under her silk pajama top. Her friend was laughing, but also whining, slurring through her tipsy state.
"I wanna squish youuu." Tara gasped at the sensation, her friend had rolled herself on top of her, head pressed onto her chest, fully squishing her breast like her life depended on it.
"Squishh!!" Both girls laughed. But then the squishing kept happening. Tara wasn't sure where her shirt or the rest of her lacy bra went, or why her cheeks were so warm.
"My turn!" The other girl tried to make a run for it, but Tara was a hunter too. She maneuvered herself over the couch and caught her by the waist, wrestling until they were both on the carpet again with a loud thud, and Tara had her squish. Then a new sensation. Something warm and wet against her tongue. Someone /elses/. It tasted like strawberry and champagne.
"Ohh." She moaned, not expecting that sound out of her own mouth. Then that someone was on top of her, long hair brushing over her body, making her tingle all over. "I win!"
But it wasn't a competition Tara intended to lose. "You're on!" She exclaimed, grabbing the woman and flipping her over, to the best of her abilities.
That's the last thing Tara remembered. Both girls woke up passed out on the ground the next morning, embarrassed and exhausted.
"So, are we going to talk about last night?" Tara asks innocently enough with an ice pack to her head, fully clothed now.
Her friend pursed her lips. "What happened at girls night stayed at girls night. Since neither of us remember…"
Tara nods, guiltily. "Nothing happened."
Maybe nothing did. It's never mentioned between them again, but every time she looks at a bottle of champagne, she's not sure why she still craves strawberries. **sprints away**🌟
"Maybe nothing did. It's never mentioned between them again, but every time she looks at a bottle of champagne, she's not sure why she still craves strawberries."
HELLO?! 🌟 ANONIE. I'M SO SHOCKED BUT IN A GOOD WAY BECAUSE THIS WAS BEAUTIFULLY? WRITTEN? tara doesn't NEARLY get as much attention and i love her she's so adorable THIS WAS LOVELY 😭😭😭😭😭 you have a way with words anonie i wholeheartedly approve <3333
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Please, talk about your fankids.
Hope you're ready for the yap of your life
Courtney/????
- Look I've warmed up to Courtney over the years (grew up) but I still think life is rough on her sorry bestie </3 suffering builds character
-I feel like (to her) she did everything "right" in life. Got over Duncan, went to law school, met a nice guy there, got married got a job....I think that when the kid was born like a year or two later he just. Dipped. Idk he packed up and left. Courtney was like obviously devastated but she made it work.
-Anyways my fankid for her is a boy named Atticus (shoutout to my rp partner for naming him<3333). He's a very well mannered, polite boy that has a love for classical music and mathematics. His strong traits are being independent, clear minded and stotic. Though, I think Courtney accidentally passed on some major trust issues and perfectionist traits to him, he gets worked up easily and therefore- easily distracted.
-Atticus has some trouble making friends, until he meets....
Duncan/????
-Duncan's life has been. Interesting at the least. Got out of prison, managed to hold down a job long enough to buy a shitty apartment. Things were OK, he had a very brief relationship with some super fan he met fresh outta prison, heard nothing back until nine months later a CPS worker (or idk. Some official figure) handed him a newborn and a letter saying the baby was his.
-Duncan was like uh???? I guess??? And with a little help got adjusted surprisingly fast to being a young single dad. He spoiled the shit out of her and did everything in his power to stay out of trouble for her.
-The mom already named her Leah which tbh thank God because you know Duncan would've named her something lame like Raven. Leah is a firecracker of a girl, she loves fashion and wants to be a hair stylist. Her strong traits are outspoken, adventurous and loyal (strange coming from Duncan's daughter...). Unfortunately she is spoiled so she gets angry or bored quickly.
Atticus met Leah in Middle school maybe? Idk they met as children. Leah was his bully at first but Atticus kinda let her? He didn't really seem to mind or give her energy and that drove her crazy. They learned to be friends later on.
-Leah calls Atticus Andy which drives Courtney crazy because That Is Not His Name. But whatever we ball.
-Fun fact the first haircut Leah did was Atticus. She did a mohawk. Courtney nearly keeled over
-You know what I think the two bond over music. They both have a very mixed music taste (Atticus claims the screamo punk keeps him awake during studying and Leah likes to listen to classical while spray painting.)
This isn't really Duncney btw I think when they find out who the parents are to their kid best friend they just. Want to cry because they can never escape each other lol
#this is part one bestie i have. more#but these two i think about a lot!#i can't draw so unfortunately no art#i did make them in the sims but im too embarrassed to post them#👀
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helloooo hope ur having a great day :D why do u think u can be lgbt and christian? asking as a ex lgbt christian (maybe not ex. it's complicated.) so id love to know other opinions :))
Hello there, anonie. I am having a pretty good day, thank you <333
First, I want to thank you for the politeness with which you asked this question.
Second I would like the make clear that reconciling my sexuality with my religion has not been easy and is still not easy. I thought it was for a while, but boy did the Lord go out of his way to show me how wrong that was (June was not a kind month me).
That out of the way, yes I do believe I can be gay and a christian. And I believe this because I am. I'm gay, cause I am attracted to guys, not because I want to be or something (trust me. I do not want to be). And I am Christian because Christianity is true (I do want this to be true, because it's the best). I am also African American, not because I chose this, but because I was born this. I am 17 because I was born 17 years ago and etc etc etc. I think you see my point? I am not a believer that one's sexuality is just something one chooses, you're born it and you have to deal with it. I was born gay, that's it. Now I've gotta deal.
Now, I am side b so that means I 1) interpret the scriptures to say that homosexual relationships are iniquity however much that hurts to type but also 2) I do not believe that this means I can't identify as gay or that I need to expect God to change my sexuality. That's absurd, at least imo.
People will identify as Republican and then say I can't identify as gay. Uhhhhh one of us can't control it and one of us is choosing to side with Babylon, check your eye bro.
And I do not believe that Jesus will change my sexuality any more than he'll change my ethnicity. No where in scripture is such a thing suggested. I'm born it. I am it. I've got to deal with it, for better and worse. To be clear: I am not saying Jesus can't, only that he won't.
A final thought: Being gay is not a sin. And neither is being a gay relationship. Do a word study on the word sin and you'll find that the words we translate sin theologically mean "to morally fail at something." It is my conviction that as images of God (and since God is Love) that to sin is thus to fail to love. So, being gay is not a sin. Telling people that they're going to hell or that God hates them for being gay is a sin and also a heresy. That said, you could make the argument that gay relationships are iniquity (crookedness; something straight made crooked), and since I am side b this is unfortunately my position.
Also I am firmly and completely against Conversion Therapy and I am very disappointed in Focus on the Family, an organization that was very important to my childhood. It breaks my heart and I consider such actions to be grave sin, iniquity, and transgression (betrayal).
Also, also I love my Side A family <3333. They are some of the most faith filled people so the hate they get is absurd.
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OKAY so this list isn't about like which characters i hate or like more because i like pretty much every character on these lists. :3333 here is an explanation for why they are here!!:
dream among us lobby would be chill and engaging. beatrice would bring some light ribbing and banter. beatrice and the doctor are there to bring the challenge. i think the 15th doctor would also be very sweet with everybody and go "oh wow! you're clever! good job!" whenever somebody has like a good point or something.
carl is there cuz i think he'd bring the chill vibes and possibly weed. hideyoshi also, i think he'd be fun to be around. meow also she seems sweet. nanba would be chill too.
jerma is there so i can go "lmao i played among us with jerma" but also i feel like he'd be fun.
blahaj is there because i think he'd be very polite and also a familiar person to be around
rose because she's sweet and also i love her saint olaf stories.
nightmare among us? well it'd be dreadful. fucking TERRIBLE.
chase and leo are just bringing the entire night down with their toxic doomed yaoi stuff. mion decides to kill celeste first which leads to celeste having a tantrum, also i feel like mion would probably cheat at among us with could possibly annoy everybody (except for beatrice who is like YES GIRL).
erika + celeste are taking the game too seriously which beatrice trolls them over. raqio and erika eventually start arguing over who is more intellectual. beatrice says "you're both equally as stupid". everybody just starts trying to kill everybody while basil sobs in the corner.
and then afterwards Izanami throws me and Basil into the torture nexus as punishment for our sins (having mental illness)
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Hey orchid, it’s bubbles,
I really wasn’t expecting this update out of nowhere. I was fully expecting to love the new chapter and I totally do. I reread the previous chapters to refresh my memory but embarking on the journey.
The stuff below from the recently released chapter.
Can I say, I was fully expecting to hate Nel, but he was like so sweet, making breakfast for her and like just being there all this time. It had me questioning if Jk had done wrong by testing him in a way. And also, JK, the dude has fallen so quickly and fast. It’s endearing that he fees this way but it’s like he’s putting so much meaning the one genuine female friendship he has. Him being with Adeline, felt so left wing, I mean the man is a walking place card with her. I wasn’t expecting him to go far with her in the physical relationship type of way. He’s wanted to normal and away from his title so to speak. The only step in that direction thats he’s done this far is the oc.(I have a weird thing with not putting myself as the reader, I instead have like a general character made) Oc thinking of jk is so me, like new friend thinking behavior exists.
I’m sooo excited to see what’s next… I have been working on just studying and planing for my future. Needless to say a very stressful phases in life, but this was a fresh breeze. So thanks for updating!
How have you been, I’ve been seeing your posts but still?
Lots of love,
Bubbles 🫧
Hey orchid, it’s bubbles,
BUBBLESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDD!!! oh it's so SO lovely to hear from you again <<<<3333. are you doing well? I hope you're well.
I really wasn’t expecting this update out of nowhere. I was fully expecting to love the new chapter and I totally do. I reread the previous chapters to refresh my memory but embarking on the journey.
YAYYYYYYY. I was super happy to surprise drop this! and you reread??? Bubbles you SPOILE me with your kindness <<3333
The stuff below from the recently released chapter.
okay lets jump in!!
Can I say, I was fully expecting to hate Nel, but he was like so sweet, making breakfast for her and like just being there all this time. It had me questioning if Jk had done wrong by testing him in a way.
okay but I actually love that though. I wanted Nel to be kind of out of left field with readers not really knowing quite what to expect from him. And that seems to have been the case from the feedback I've received thus far!
As for JK... he's a bundle of different contrasting emotions rn so honestly i cant blame you one bit. He was definitely pushing his boundaries for sure.
And also, JK, the dude has fallen so quickly and fast. It’s endearing that he fees this way but it’s like he’s putting so much meaning the one genuine female friendship he has.
He really has. And that poor boy does NOT want to. He's trying so hard to push those feelings away so he doesn't put so much meaning into it. But he cant help it :(
Like I actually feel so bad for him.
Him being with Adeline, felt so left wing, I mean the man is a walking place card with her. I wasn’t expecting him to go far with her in the physical relationship type of way. He’s wanted to normal and away from his title so to speak. The only step in that direction thats he’s done this far is the oc.
I'm going to go author response here instead of character. Adaline is supposed to (in this specific point of left field and walking place card) be this reminder of who he is throughout this part of the story. As in "Prince of the largest kingdom in the realm." Because he cant just shut the royal part of his life off, he may be 'alone' at school, but he still has to placate his father, with whom he's already on thin ice with due to being at the school in the first place. So he quite literally is intentionally making himself into this walking placecard to be able to keep the real part of his life he's created (the directional step with OC). We have to remember the much larger much more complciated politics that come with his role outside the walls of the school. And then so part of the role he's playing for Adaline will be physical in that way.
My point is that I agree with your point completely, but it is done intentionally!
(I have a weird thing with not putting myself as the reader, I instead have like a general character made) Oc thinking of jk is so me, like new friend thinking behavior exists.
Me too!! Occasionally I will see parts of myself in OC'S and it's super fun, but in my head it's just a character 99.9% of the time! And YES. Your get it! They're new and shiny and you're excited to get to know all of the things and learn all the cool things about someone new! At least that's what I'm like and it's rubbed off on Reader.
I’m sooo excited to see what’s next… I have been working on just studying and planing for my future. Needless to say a very stressful phases in life, but this was a fresh breeze. So thanks for updating!
Ahhh!!! Thank you <<<33333.
I'm so proud of you for working towards your goals! That's amazing and the dedication is so amazing. Seriously I'm thrilled for you. I hope it goes SO well <3 You deserve all good things <3
How have you been, I’ve been seeing your posts but still?
Mostly good! I'm finally adjusting to the whole 9-5 thing. My circadian rhythym has never been in line with "normal" hours, so that has been the hardest thing to adjust too and adapt too, which is where most of my exhuastion is coming in. I'm working more on less sleep and so that's been g r e a t. BUT I'm getting there. Slowly and surely.
Oh! I have a question for you. You had mentioned once (i think?) that you were going to read TDWV and send in your thoughts. (this is by no means me saying/ telling you to read or review just to be clear☺♥) But just in case you had, I haven't received anything on my end and wanted to make sure you knew I wasn't ignoring you if tumblr ate it. That being said, if you hadn't please feel free to ignore the last 4 sentences XD
Lots of love, Bubbles 🫧
Your presence in my life brings me joy and i send you love RRIGHTTT BACKK. Thank you for your lovely words, as always <3 they are appreciated more than you know <3
Xo,
Yoon
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Hi, huge Seonghwa lover and new to all of this stuff, so hope I'm doing it right!
So Seonghwa who is so used to cleaning and being everyone's mommy has you come along and kinda take charge of things for him so he can have a break. Like, not dating yet but it's what makes him fall for you, he gets so touched by someone doing the things he always has to do. And then him becoming super protective of you in a more manly way cause he's so smitten with you being so caring. Especially if he sees others try to take advantage of it.
I'd totally die to see fierce protector Seonghwa and he's so soft and caring for you. Like he gets it, so he appreciates it even more so he's sooo much more defensive of you. Not possessive at all, just wants to treasure you.
And you cook for him cause you're amazing at it and he's just head over cause we know the man loves his food.
hello hwa lover! yes you are doing it right sweetie, welcome to my humble abode where we sit and cry over our idols for hours on end 💖
no because seonghwa would REALLY appreciate if someone did this. i mean he's a naturally caring and nurturing person anyway, so it snot that it's a burden for him. but like any of us, it can be a bit tiring taking care of a lot of different aspects of other people's lives. we all need a break at some point. you being a close friend to him and the members is what helps you settle down into the roll of taking care of them. when seonghwa let's you take the reins and look after the rest, his heart is filed with great joy and a new found admiration for you :(
you know how to win his heart over with food (and this helps with the other members obviously). these guys are savages and will eat anything you put infront of them, waiting for the next thing to chew on.
seonghwa is defensive of you tho and makes sure the other members don't get too comfortable with just slacking off and making you do everything. will scold them for not having manners if they make you do extra stuff for them, despite you saying its okay. but he knows what it's like being in the position so he will protect you in that sense.
but overall this doesn't happen often because luckily the members are mostly very humble and polite <3333
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