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fadewalking · 2 years ago

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Okay so i did just watch John Mulaney's, newest special and im not gonna lie. It was really good.

#ooc #and i worry most people are not gonna like it #because it's entirely about his drug use #and maybe im wrong about this #but I feel like unless you get what it's like to abuse drugs #you're not gonna find it funny #or you'll find it in poor taste maybe #anyway this is your reminder #that rumors of John cheating on his ex wife were never confirmed by any legitimate source #it's only been reported in tabloids as a suspicion #so maybe stay out of his personal life and just leave celebrities alone #not saying he didnt do anything wrong #im saying it's his business #and there's no need to take sides #john mulaney

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thedreadblog · 4 months ago

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

(Here's the full post)

#da4 spoilers #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers #dav #Solas dragon age #you find this as you're trying to get to the ritual site #and for the life of me I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING #it's a miracle the Veil wasn't rebranded as the Wonderwall #also: 'cause maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me #why is that so ...accurate for him #gdi THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY #edit: found the ORIGINAL original #which I posted #my brain doesn't work sometimes #John Epler #Trick Weekes

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sensiblegh0st · 1 year ago

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are the characters in proseka ever going to find out that they all are personal friends with the hit vocaloid hatsune miku (and others)

#project sekai #proseka #prsk #this is the funniest aspect of the game to me #imagine you think you're going through the most absurd unique experience only to find out that several of your classmates/friends have the #exact same thing going on. you all know hatsune miku.#im sure theyll all discover it eventually and its gonna be so funny when it happens

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anxiously-sidequesting · 9 months ago

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i haven't played past arc 3 and forgot most of my playthrough so i may be incorrect about this but it's so interesting how like only two people in the entire game so far have ever acknowledged the unfair situation the wizard has been put in, and those people were Motherfucking Morganthe and Motherfucking Grandfather Spider

#“hey uh you kinda seem overworked. where's your dad throughout all this” - the two worst people you know #tbf spider mostly said it for manipulation purposes but he was still correct?#and my memory may be wrong but morganthe seemed straight up appalled #“ambrose is having you do WHAT? YOU'RE 8!??!!” based.#if theres anyone else that says this in the game btw lmk #but i find it funny how the wizard's mental health was only considered twice #NOOOO I DO NOT COUNT SOPHIA DARKSIDE AND THE AZTECA SHIT. NOOOO! (waggles my finger)#was gonna make a post about that also. its very funny. imagine overcoming your trauma by beating the shit out of it #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #text posts

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ace-and-ranty · 1 year ago

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Murderbot, tumblerina media-watcher extraordinaire, looking at Three: what is with this weirdo and (CHECKS NOTES) learning things.

#Murderbot #that was SO funny #MD is like 'Three is consuming academic media. I guess it will find out about soap operas eventually'#honey Three is a nerd and you're a bit of a dumbass.#I doubt it is gonna find out about soap operas.

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christiangeistdorfer · 2 months ago

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PATRICK DEPAILLER, 1975

#sometimes i find it so funny how much he liked the six wheeled tyrrell #just want to know what was his first thoughts after testing #and if he went back to his wife like 'honey you're not gonna believe this'#and i just typed all that out to suddenly remember that the tyrrell drivers were sworn to secrecy abt it to avoid the media knowing #so maybe he said nothing #but i STILL wanna know his first thoughts!!!!!!!#patrick depailler #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #1970s

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mania-sama · 1 year ago

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"Maybe Keith Silverstein isn't my superior and Ray Chase isn't my enemy in the next life...."

The next life:

... "GODDAMNIT."

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hanzajesthanza · 11 months ago

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when your friend is writing a fic or analysis it feels like this

#this is a real peak company scene the dynamics all are fermenting wonderfully #that cahir when dandelion yells at him gets up and takes his stuff closer to MILVA #that he just starts listing varieties of writing is so funny. a rhapsody? an epic? a romance? a canzone?#that geralt knows dandelion well enough to know what he's writing #that regis does a pogchamp face because he's so elated about the work #that milva is conspiracy theorist levels paranoid about the writing #also what i find endearing is that i think with regis' comment that half a century is a blink of an eye #is that he intended to. be there. and read the memoir when it was published #to him ig it's like your friend saying they're gonna finish their book in a year and you're like oh yeah cool #regis was marking his calendar to be there at the book signing #if dandelion had a book signing regis would wait in line and when he got to the front dandelion would be like??#regis you dont need to wait in line we're friends i could just give you a signed copy #regis shrugs like he just wanted the experience of waiting in line. truly a michael goodplace type moment #the elbow-high diaries #f: a hansa's a hansa

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spiderbitesandvampirevenom · 7 months ago

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blocking a transmisogynistic anon & having 4 asks you were going to delete just disappear truly is such a good feeling. like oh you were MAD mad.

#spinning my web #truly a funny as fuck phenomenon #anyways yall have GOT to get better at baiting lmao #like. news flash: you're not gonna get me to be a willful transmisogynist to ANY other transfems.#nice try though! surely if you keep throwing enough adjectives in front of 'trans woman'#youll find a group of transfems im bigoted against (you wont)#(because my posts arent coming from a place of hate) (they are coming from a place of love)

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novadreii · 5 months ago

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new deadpool movie is just. hey, i'm deadpool, and i'm breaking the 4th wall! every 4 seconds! also: here's a vague critique of a Big Corporate Bad. oh and a meme. you like that, don't you? isn't that funny? are you laughing harder than you've ever laughed in your life, you fuck? are you pissing yourself laughing???

#personal #i'm 30 mins in and like damn okay i get it ryan reynolds is too cool to be constrained by the traditional movie conventions of the past #wherein a film is just a fucking story being told #it has to be a constant running quippy commentary on a story being told and for some reason that's sooooo much funnier and better #i'm think i'm gonna call it here i only gave it a chance bc a friend of mine sung its praises to the high heavens #what men find funny is really grim honestly #they tried to poke fun at the wayyyyy overdone “he's right behind me isn't he?” that ppl make fun of marvel for and like #no it's not meta or satirical or somehow claiming it back if you make deadpool say it followed by a smartass remark #you didn't do what you think you did marvel lmao #and breaking the 4th wall is only a good device when it's used sparingly and with intention to create impact #not when deadpool is whispering some memetic nonsense as an aside into the camera every 20 seconds please i beg of you #play your character motherfucker stop making eye contact and saying shit to me like we're friends you're not real #deadpool #this is 71% serious

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bumblingbabooshka · 11 months ago

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One of the best Voyager scenes to indicate Tuvok & Neelix's dynamic and how I think Tuvok is just as if not more 'annoying'(positive) than Neelix is when Neelix pours Tuvok a fresh squeezed glass of a fruit juice blend and Tuvok's like (paraphrased) "I don't want to drink this." and Neelix is like "Can you please try it?" and Tuvok's like "I don't want to, you're really bad at this sort of thing. It's going to taste bad." and Neelix says that Ensign XYZ said she LOVED it, she even had a second glass! And Tuvok says Ensign XYZ could drink poison without a second thought and Neelix is like "Tuvok could you please just TRY it? Just try a little SIP of it PLEASE??" and Tuvok sighs and rolls his eyes and sniffs it before taking a sip and it turns out he loves it. Turns out it tasted good actually. And then after all that Neelix tries to talk to him over eggs (which he's again cooking fresh for him) and Tuvok tells him he doesn't wanna hear "the life history of his breakfast." Absolutely insufferable this man I would have burned his eggs on PURPOSE!!!!

#I love Neelix so much and I think he and Tuvok are very funny together - irritating4irritating #People say 'Neelix is so pushy with Tuvok!' and you know what? I think Tuvok can handle it. I think maybe he does need to be pushed -#down a flight of stairs. (he's my favorite character and he's so annoying...TUVOK!!!!!)#Tuvok: -kicking and screaming- I don't want to drink the juice!!! It's poison!!! You're trying to poison me!!!!!!!!!#Neelix: Can you please drink the juice. The fresh squeezed juice I made for you Mr. Vulcan??? Can you please???#Tuvok: Fine but if I die it's your fault. If I die from the poison you're FORCING me to drink it's on y- Oh this is delicious actually.#and don't tell me 'Neelix didn't make it SPECIFICALLY for Tuvok' bc I know he didn't but he says #'I'll start squeezing that second glass!' after Tuvok finishes his sip so he IS freshly squeezing it #Neelix: -makes Tuvok fresh squeezed juice-#Tuvok: Are you trying to poison me???#Neelix: -talks to Tuvok while making his eggs-#Tuvok: Can you be quiet???#<- TUVOK!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EHHEHEHEH <3 #Tuvok is the most annoying guy ever bc he doesn't care about what people think and is a snob with a lowkey superiority complex #vs Neelix is perceived as annoying (post his relationship with Kes) bc he cares a lot about being useful and helping the crew and sometimes #is too pushy because of that but listen...I think Neelix is sweet and genuinely trying his best - after the Kes plotline with him ends I #really don't find him objectionable. Just chatty & a bit overbearing maybe Meanwhile Tuvok !!!#Meanwhile Tuvok!!!!!!!!! HHEHEHHE #st voyager #star trek voyager #I think they should have done more with Neelix thinking the crew of Voyager were spoiled - specifically how Tuvok acts Like That sometimes #little lord Tuvok. oH SORRY...for DEIGNING to speak while preparing your eggs your HIGHNESS!!#I think people do a disservice to Tuvok by not talking more about how he's kind of a hardass and a snob v_v also a disservice to Janeway #indirectly bc her bestie is kind of a hardass and a snob and what does that say about her??#I also wish Neelix kept up a bit of that 'these people are crazy and also so soft oh my god shut up about the food being bad - we're trying #to SURVIVE!!! Eat the Leola Root!!' from the earlier seasons...I like when he shows he has a bit of bite #It's just funny and interesting that Janeway isn't friends with Tuvok bc he's 'not like other Vulcans' - she's friends with the most #Vulcany Vulcan ever and I love that for them.#CRIMINAL that we don't ever get any in-depth insight into their friendship #Tuvok

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unproduciblesmackdown · 3 months ago

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5 years later ghost posting from jason sweettooth williams: "In honor of Halloween and all things ghostly, here is the picture I took of a ghost from the stage of the Lyceum Theater on Broadway. I was on stage in the middle of tech and looked up and spotted this. I think about her often but especially tonight on Halloween! #happyhalloween #ghost #theater #bemorechill #broadway"

#always enjoy the ghost gossip (anyone's Personal Ghost Tales) like it's literally always gonna be fun; inherently #but can say this is the first one i've heard with the bonus of ''& i took a phone pic on the spot. here ya go'' like hell yeah lol #sent me off on a tangent b/c i was trying to find a post with that one article with the Opposite Day headline #written as it is for obvious reasons but talking about some Behind The Scenes re: Bmc At The Lyceum & Its Ghost Traditions #so like titled ''bob fosse haunts will roland in his dressing room'' a) funny if that was figurative b) that the rest specifies He Doesn't #or at least isn't doing a good enough job to be detected & in this case was there a haunting. i don't think that would count #or that detail like Venue Specific Legend Has It if you're off your marks you'll feel a push towards your place #will being like ''yeah that hasn't happened to me'' & the article pointing out my next thought like b/c you're just so On Your Mark?#which isn't to say i Have To Believe there's no ghosts. or that there are. same with anyone's ghost gossip #like i don't think any i've ever heard was anyone lying. nor have i gone 'wow irrefutable proof. wow can't think of Any Other Possibility'#like i wasn't there. what do i know & also not my business. this is how it works with many things that are in the Personal Realm #i have opinions then about the treatment of supposed Haunted / Ghost Presence status regardless of realness(tm) like.#but really Haunted Theater Venues tend to not be that kind of situation. a) generally not about violence begetting hauntings #& b) generally not a big deal anyway & people going about their business & sharing a space like Sure either way #this can go under:#bmc #and in all this like hey wait. this is just like goosebumps the musical the phantom of the auditorium #not like phantom of the opera. but seriously not like that lol

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tsukiyo-7 · 9 months ago

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If the general assumption that women and afabs need men's help to complete any possible physical task wasn't infuriating enough on its own, as former semi-professional athlete and professional coach it's absolutely maddening. Like, dude, look- I'm twice as packed as you can ever hope to be, what makes you think I need your help?

#and don't come at me with “it's chivalry” or “they would offer to anyone” I can and will smack you #another funny thing they assume is that I have zero muscle mass because I *look* thin #I hope you never find yourself in a situation where you need to evaluate your chances in a physical confrontation #because boyyy you're gonna be so fucked #been having issues with construction workes at home #low-key wanna rip their throats with my bare theet ngl #personal

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gods-chosen-emperor · 5 months ago

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gives mihya testical pain…😈😈😈

WOAH THERE. no. this is a fucking child, are you stupid?

don't be fucking weird like this anon, guys.

#im not even gonna tag this properly #fuck you anon #guys please save shit like this for big kaiser #im this close to blocking the period cramps one #this is taking it a whole notch up #and even for big kaiser it's a bit weird #look you're allowed to bring up his trauma and shit just not in a way that insinuates it's supposed to be funny #or i will find you and curse your bloodline #and nothing to do with genitals anymore. pls for the love of god no more period cramps #that block button looks very shiny

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 1 year ago

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Diane: Hobie has a size kink this! Hobie has a size kink that! Sure being tiny next to him is all cute and errythang. But can you do THIS