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fadewalking · 2 years ago

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Okay so i did just watch John Mulaney's, newest special and im not gonna lie. It was really good.

#ooc #and i worry most people are not gonna like it #because it's entirely about his drug use #and maybe im wrong about this #but I feel like unless you get what it's like to abuse drugs #you're not gonna find it funny #or you'll find it in poor taste maybe #anyway this is your reminder #that rumors of John cheating on his ex wife were never confirmed by any legitimate source #it's only been reported in tabloids as a suspicion #so maybe stay out of his personal life and just leave celebrities alone #not saying he didnt do anything wrong #im saying it's his business #and there's no need to take sides #john mulaney

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sensiblegh0st · 9 months ago

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are the characters in proseka ever going to find out that they all are personal friends with the hit vocaloid hatsune miku (and others)

#project sekai #proseka #prsk #this is the funniest aspect of the game to me #imagine you think you're going through the most absurd unique experience only to find out that several of your classmates/friends have the #exact same thing going on. you all know hatsune miku.#im sure theyll all discover it eventually and its gonna be so funny when it happens

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anxiously-sidequesting · 6 months ago

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i haven't played past arc 3 and forgot most of my playthrough so i may be incorrect about this but it's so interesting how like only two people in the entire game so far have ever acknowledged the unfair situation the wizard has been put in, and those people were Motherfucking Morganthe and Motherfucking Grandfather Spider

#“hey uh you kinda seem overworked. where's your dad throughout all this” - the two worst people you know #tbf spider mostly said it for manipulation purposes but he was still correct?#and my memory may be wrong but morganthe seemed straight up appalled #“ambrose is having you do WHAT? YOU'RE 8!??!!” based.#if theres anyone else that says this in the game btw lmk #but i find it funny how the wizard's mental health was only considered twice #NOOOO I DO NOT COUNT SOPHIA DARKSIDE AND THE AZTECA SHIT. NOOOO! (waggles my finger)#was gonna make a post about that also. its very funny. imagine overcoming your trauma by beating the shit out of it #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #text posts

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ace-and-ranty · 1 year ago

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Murderbot, tumblerina media-watcher extraordinaire, looking at Three: what is with this weirdo and (CHECKS NOTES) learning things.

#Murderbot #that was SO funny #MD is like 'Three is consuming academic media. I guess it will find out about soap operas eventually'#honey Three is a nerd and you're a bit of a dumbass.#I doubt it is gonna find out about soap operas.

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destinywillowleaf · 1 year ago

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one of a kind living in a world gone plastic

baby you're so classic

@most-tragic-character-tournament

(all my thoughts in the tags)

#anyway i found their theme song and lost my mind #tragedyshipping #lloyd garmadon #ninjago #antigone #tagamemnon #pollshipping #i'm gonna be thinking about this for the next hour before i go to sleep #i just wanted to make a playlist for them i didn't think i would find a perfect fit #they have taken over many of my braincells and i can't even complain this is the enrichment i needed #all i'm saying is the idea of a movie trailer for these two is taking shape more and more and this should 100% be the accompanying song #not even a full trailer because that would take forever but like. a 30 second TV spot. family drama. them not really getting along at first #(e.g. glaring at each other while being forced to dance or something)#but then warming up to each other on the road because road trips have my soul when it comes to movies ok #i want them to stargaze in the bed of a hotwired pickup truck while on the run from people who demand bloodshed (a poll winner)#the slow(?) burn of not wanting to be in this mess to actually enjoying spending time together to something more #(trailer/commercial ends on or just after “baby you're so classic” with the cut to the title and in theaters date)#maybe most of the tv spot is them arguing and making life hell for one another but it's hard to deny there's something more brewing #(one of the reviews is just ''A modern classic'' because i think i'm funny)#i really want the title to be a play off of them meeting through the tragic tournament but it's completely different from the tone i want #''tragedy: null and void'' is a fun one #i've never been the greatest at titles if they don't hit me like a truck #anyway hi folks i'm sorry if you have no idea what's happening and see this in your tags #willowarts

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mania-sama · 9 months ago

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"Maybe Keith Silverstein isn't my superior and Ray Chase isn't my enemy in the next life...."

The next life:

... "GODDAMNIT."

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hanzajesthanza · 7 months ago

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when your friend is writing a fic or analysis it feels like this

#this is a real peak company scene the dynamics all are fermenting wonderfully #that cahir when dandelion yells at him gets up and takes his stuff closer to MILVA #that he just starts listing varieties of writing is so funny. a rhapsody? an epic? a romance? a canzone?#that geralt knows dandelion well enough to know what he's writing #that regis does a pogchamp face because he's so elated about the work #that milva is conspiracy theorist levels paranoid about the writing #also what i find endearing is that i think with regis' comment that half a century is a blink of an eye #is that he intended to. be there. and read the memoir when it was published #to him ig it's like your friend saying they're gonna finish their book in a year and you're like oh yeah cool #regis was marking his calendar to be there at the book signing #if dandelion had a book signing regis would wait in line and when he got to the front dandelion would be like??#regis you dont need to wait in line we're friends i could just give you a signed copy #regis shrugs like he just wanted the experience of waiting in line. truly a michael goodplace type moment #the elbow-high diaries #f: a hansa's a hansa

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mwagneto · 11 months ago

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people seeing gifs of the 15th doctor having gay little moments and going "ohh what's this show? i gotta watch it" is literally ending me not just coz of the concept that anyone can be unaware of doctor who but also bc like. while i do think it's a show ppl should watch in its entirety. DON'T DO IT FOR GAY REP LMAO. like it literally does have a lot of lgbt rep even all the way back in season 1 of 2005 fame but watching 13 seasons of doctor who coz something gay happens in the new eps is like. idk finding out there's a new pride and prejudice adaptation with a gay character in it and going ohhhh that sounds fun:) guess i'll go watch every adaptation ever made

#IT'S SO FUNNY. BABES THIS SHOW IS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE #im rly glad 15 is getting ppl interested in it dgmw but it's wild coz like. i grew up with this it #really doesn't feel like a Regular Show to me like. that's a whole world #also like it is sooo god damn difficult to watch the entire show in order coz of all the specials #i know all of the eps in order coz im insane but I've been handholding 2 different ppl through #watching it for months now and it's such a challenge LMFAO especially if you dont have bbc iplayer #like yeah yeah the main character has an incredibly important arc no most ppl haven't seen it coz it #happens in some obscure series of specials that's near impossible to find. sorry #anyway. if u wanna watch dr who u should but if you're waiting for him to have a romance with a man uhm. so is everyone else sorry #it's gonna happen this season but like. it has been a Long battle oh my god . ohhmy god #doctor who #15th doctor #nuwho

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spiderbitesandvampirevenom · 3 months ago

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blocking a transmisogynistic anon & having 4 asks you were going to delete just disappear truly is such a good feeling. like oh you were MAD mad.

#spinning my web #truly a funny as fuck phenomenon #anyways yall have GOT to get better at baiting lmao #like. news flash: you're not gonna get me to be a willful transmisogynist to ANY other transfems.#nice try though! surely if you keep throwing enough adjectives in front of 'trans woman'#youll find a group of transfems im bigoted against (you wont)#(because my posts arent coming from a place of hate) (they are coming from a place of love)

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tswwwit · 1 year ago

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2 super-duper dominant Bills + 1 overwhelmed Dipper OR 2 extra ultra mega submissive Dippers + 1 very smug Bill?

Both are good! But they each come with unique problems.

Two Bills: High likelihood of either a petty slapfight or tug-of-war over their mutual prize.

Two Dippers: You know Bill's going to ask them to make out with each other. Cue both Dippers looking at each other askance and going 'uhhh, no thanks'. Or worse - (for Bill) - they could unionize.

#answers #Thirsty thursday continues I suppose!#Sorry Bill Dipper doesn't think he's attractive. And while he's wrong you're not gonna convince him otherwise #Two Bills could also get WAY too narcissistic. Not even sexually just by talking up how great and handsome they are #Or also the other way of course. Right up until it ends again in a petty fight over who does what to each other or Dipper #Dipper's just standing there rolling his eyes #Third bad Dipper option: They both anxiety spiral about the situation and the night is ruined #I just find it funny to think of ways that a Special Fantasy Scenario could go so terribly wrong and ruin their day #Because it amuses my cruel cruel soul

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bumblingbabooshka · 8 months ago

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One of the best Voyager scenes to indicate Tuvok & Neelix's dynamic and how I think Tuvok is just as if not more 'annoying'(positive) than Neelix is when Neelix pours Tuvok a fresh squeezed glass of a fruit juice blend and Tuvok's like (paraphrased) "I don't want to drink this." and Neelix is like "Can you please try it?" and Tuvok's like "I don't want to, you're really bad at this sort of thing. It's going to taste bad." and Neelix says that Ensign XYZ said she LOVED it, she even had a second glass! And Tuvok says Ensign XYZ could drink poison without a second thought and Neelix is like "Tuvok could you please just TRY it? Just try a little SIP of it PLEASE??" and Tuvok sighs and rolls his eyes and sniffs it before taking a sip and it turns out he loves it. Turns out it tasted good actually. And then after all that Neelix tries to talk to him over eggs (which he's again cooking fresh for him) and Tuvok tells him he doesn't wanna hear "the life history of his breakfast." Absolutely insufferable this man I would have burned his eggs on PURPOSE!!!!

#I love Neelix so much and I think he and Tuvok are very funny together - irritating4irritating #People say 'Neelix is so pushy with Tuvok!' and you know what? I think Tuvok can handle it. I think maybe he does need to be pushed -#down a flight of stairs. (he's my favorite character and he's so annoying...TUVOK!!!!!)#Tuvok: -kicking and screaming- I don't want to drink the juice!!! It's poison!!! You're trying to poison me!!!!!!!!!#Neelix: Can you please drink the juice. The fresh squeezed juice I made for you Mr. Vulcan??? Can you please???#Tuvok: Fine but if I die it's your fault. If I die from the poison you're FORCING me to drink it's on y- Oh this is delicious actually.#and don't tell me 'Neelix didn't make it SPECIFICALLY for Tuvok' bc I know he didn't but he says #'I'll start squeezing that second glass!' after Tuvok finishes his sip so he IS freshly squeezing it #Neelix: -makes Tuvok fresh squeezed juice-#Tuvok: Are you trying to poison me???#Neelix: -talks to Tuvok while making his eggs-#Tuvok: Can you be quiet???#<- TUVOK!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EHHEHEHEH <3 #Tuvok is the most annoying guy ever bc he doesn't care about what people think and is a snob with a lowkey superiority complex #vs Neelix is perceived as annoying (post his relationship with Kes) bc he cares a lot about being useful and helping the crew and sometimes #is too pushy because of that but listen...I think Neelix is sweet and genuinely trying his best - after the Kes plotline with him ends I #really don't find him objectionable. Just chatty & a bit overbearing maybe Meanwhile Tuvok !!!#Meanwhile Tuvok!!!!!!!!! HHEHEHHE #st voyager #star trek voyager #I think they should have done more with Neelix thinking the crew of Voyager were spoiled - specifically how Tuvok acts Like That sometimes #little lord Tuvok. oH SORRY...for DEIGNING to speak while preparing your eggs your HIGHNESS!!#I think people do a disservice to Tuvok by not talking more about how he's kind of a hardass and a snob v_v also a disservice to Janeway #indirectly bc her bestie is kind of a hardass and a snob and what does that say about her??#I also wish Neelix kept up a bit of that 'these people are crazy and also so soft oh my god shut up about the food being bad - we're trying #to SURVIVE!!! Eat the Leola Root!!' from the earlier seasons...I like when he shows he has a bit of bite #It's just funny and interesting that Janeway isn't friends with Tuvok bc he's 'not like other Vulcans' - she's friends with the most #Vulcany Vulcan ever and I love that for them.#CRIMINAL that we don't ever get any in-depth insight into their friendship #Tuvok

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tsukiyo-7 · 5 months ago

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If the general assumption that women and afabs need men's help to complete any possible physical task wasn't infuriating enough on its own, as former semi-professional athlete and professional coach it's absolutely maddening. Like, dude, look- I'm twice as packed as you can ever hope to be, what makes you think I need your help?

#and don't come at me with “it's chivalry” or “they would offer to anyone” I can and will smack you #another funny thing they assume is that I have zero muscle mass because I *look* thin #I hope you never find yourself in a situation where you need to evaluate your chances in a physical confrontation #because boyyy you're gonna be so fucked #been having issues with construction workes at home #low-key wanna rip their throats with my bare theet ngl #personal

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novadreii · 1 month ago

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new deadpool movie is just. hey, i'm deadpool, and i'm breaking the 4th wall! every 4 seconds! also: here's a vague critique of a Big Corporate Bad. oh and a meme. you like that, don't you? isn't that funny? are you laughing harder than you've ever laughed in your life, you fuck? are you pissing yourself laughing???

#personal #i'm 30 mins in and like damn okay i get it ryan reynolds is too cool to be constrained by the traditional movie conventions of the past #wherein a film is just a fucking story being told #it has to be a constant running quippy commentary on a story being told and for some reason that's sooooo much funnier and better #i'm think i'm gonna call it here i only gave it a chance bc a friend of mine sung its praises to the high heavens #what men find funny is really grim honestly #they tried to poke fun at the wayyyyy overdone “he's right behind me isn't he?” that ppl make fun of marvel for and like #no it's not meta or satirical or somehow claiming it back if you make deadpool say it followed by a smartass remark #you didn't do what you think you did marvel lmao #and breaking the 4th wall is only a good device when it's used sparingly and with intention to create impact #not when deadpool is whispering some memetic nonsense as an aside into the camera every 20 seconds please i beg of you #play your character motherfucker stop making eye contact and saying shit to me like we're friends you're not real #deadpool #this is 71% serious

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gods-chosen-emperor · 1 month ago

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gives mihya testical pain…😈😈😈

WOAH THERE. no. this is a fucking child, are you stupid?

don't be fucking weird like this anon, guys.

#im not even gonna tag this properly #fuck you anon #guys please save shit like this for big kaiser #im this close to blocking the period cramps one #this is taking it a whole notch up #and even for big kaiser it's a bit weird #look you're allowed to bring up his trauma and shit just not in a way that insinuates it's supposed to be funny #or i will find you and curse your bloodline #and nothing to do with genitals anymore. pls for the love of god no more period cramps #that block button looks very shiny

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 10 months ago

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Diane: Hobie has a size kink this! Hobie has a size kink that! Sure being tiny next to him is all cute and errythang. But can you do THIS

Diane aboutfaces and gives Hobie a big smooch on the nose. Hobie seems unphased and barely reacts to this.

Diane: No. No I don't think you can. I win. Jealous? I know.

#yeah you're tiny and cute but can you smoochie his nose #can you tippytoe and kissie kissie his forehead #exactly 😌#the perks of being 5'11 #spiderman #atsv #spider man #gonna write more about this cause I think Hobie liking taller girls is funny #cause it's so hard for him to find ppl taller than him #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie x oc #hobie brown x oc

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evilkitten3 · 1 year ago

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i have a hc that hinata is the one who introduced karui and chouji, and somehow that blossomed into a mini au in my head where neji lives and ends up crushing on atsui. he's horrified by this

neji: no lady hinata you don't understand it's terrible-

hinata: crushing on a loud blond man. how could i possibly relate

neji: he's from kumo

#naruto #naruto shippuden #chokarui #choukarui #hyuuga hinata #hyuuga neji #atsui #netsui #that's my shipname for them btw #extra funny bc that's like an actual word that has a meaning and directly relates to atsui's name. well sorta #anyway this leads to hinata crushing on samui bc hinata has a thing about blondes #and while samui might be the only blonde she knows who isn't gay for someone else already... she's also almost thirty #and not interested in dating girls over a decade younger than her #so hinata is still sol #but anyway i just think neji/atsui is hilarious and you're welcome for gifting it to you all #neji: *sobbing* why do i like him why why whyyyyy is this my true fate......#hinata: nii-san do i need to smack you? i can smack you #neji: will that fix me #hinata: no unfortunately this is your life now #hey i'm gonna stop before this jumps from joke ship i find amusing to crack ship that i like for real

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