#you're gonna need it

[biancadoes1]

Listen I would not be as worried about Jake if Nicola didn’t show up everywhere with him, giving he’s my boyfriend vibe. Hand holding, looking at him adoringly(festival pics) it’s just Mainly him she’s doing this with it’s just unsettling.

She's deleting tags left and right. Half the time we've seen them they've been feet apart. He looks damn near miserable holding her hand and she looks like she'd rather take off in the other direction.

This doesn't give boyfriend vibes but if it does to you............👀

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "I don't think it's a good idea to crash their date. Especially with Wednesday being there"

Ajax: "I don't care. I need to ask Enid!"

*Ajax takes off & Xavier follows to hopefully prevent a murder*

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

MOST FUCKABLE FF14 MAN ROUND 3

[pickingupmymercedes]

I am not going to waste a Friday night for a sprint quali in this car

[dnalt-d2]

So I put out that theory earlier that Fit is probably gonna get infected soon and the thing is that I don't regularly watch his streams because he starts stream before I wake up, so I was just building off of a few things I knew about what was going on

But I keep seeing in the comments that people are saying "Oh yeah he's been saying some real sus stuff and doing/saying X or Y and talking about an angst-y stream on the 30th specifically (which I knew about but totally forgot)

And it's just hammering home that goddamn Fit, you are

✧˚⊹S C R E W E D⊹˚✧

Ohh I might actually wake up early to catch his stream tomorrow I need to see what's got him streaming on a Saturday because I know that's not entirely normal for him. Plus I wanna see his reaction to the N E W S

[hkthatgffan]

Canadians may like to joke about the current political situation in the US, but let's be real, if a civil war were to break out, Canada would very much feel the repercussions of it (for starters, the American-Canadian border would be an absolute nightmare).

True, lol. Though I think if America fell into a civil war, I'd be more worried about stuff like all the nukes you guys got falling in the wrong hands or being left unmaintained.

There was this show called Life After People that aired years ago that showed how if left unmaintained, nuclear power plants in the US would meltdown and cause disasters that would make Chernobyl look like fart after eating a bean burrito.

So, in a way, all it would take in a US civil war is one nuclear plant to go boom, and then Civil War 3 will be fought with sticks by radioactive Americans.

No one pitch that idea to Netflix, I'm gonna make bank on it, lmao!

[bluesgras]

@elliwoods the horse.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[desthen]

I have reviewed the yearly expense report and the good news is we will no longer be running at a deficit like years prior. The bad news is that any savings will be contingent on me getting a part time job on top of my full time one. So. This is gonna suck

[itsbrucey]

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

[lil-lemon-snails]

sometimes you just need to hear it v some stills below the cut v

[forgettable-au]

PROLOGUE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 1-9)

AND SO IT BEGINS!

[CONTINUE] [MASTERPOST]

[tizeline]

Oh? What's that? Ya'll want the next part of TSAU's story? Well fuck you you're getting this fucking thing instead.

[moonsidesong]

don't panic buy games because of the eshop shutdown!!!! the memes are not lying It is genuinely very easy to hack your 3ds!!! please do it!!!!

3ds.hacks.guide

(don't follow video guides they are very often outdated and it's easier to make mistakes that way. this guide is very detailed with step by step instructions and they even have a support server in the event you have any trouble! i understand it might seem intimidating but risks of bricking or banning are very minimal at this point you will be glad you did it)

[teaboot]

Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

[jangmi-latte]

wait if he was a first year here and vil said he bulked up/grew bigger during the latest beanfest then...then what is this. is this not bulky enough what h..how big did he grow now that he's a third year..h-he grew bigger???? h-he gained more muscle now that he's older??? a-and he's still working out???? w-what do you mean wha..what i..i like...like he GREW BIGGER????????

BIGGER!??!??!??!?!!?!!??