#you're gonna need it

[biancadoes1]

Listen I would not be as worried about Jake if Nicola didn’t show up everywhere with him, giving he’s my boyfriend vibe. Hand holding, looking at him adoringly(festival pics) it’s just Mainly him she’s doing this with it’s just unsettling.

She's deleting tags left and right. Half the time we've seen them they've been feet apart. He looks damn near miserable holding her hand and she looks like she'd rather take off in the other direction.

This doesn't give boyfriend vibes but if it does to you............👀

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "I don't think it's a good idea to crash their date. Especially with Wednesday being there"

Ajax: "I don't care. I need to ask Enid!"

*Ajax takes off & Xavier follows to hopefully prevent a murder*

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

MOST FUCKABLE FF14 MAN ROUND 3

[badassindistress]

Psst hey #lesmisletters friends... Are you Sad about Fantine?

Don’t you wish she could be happy? Don’t you wish someone would punch Tholomyès in the face? Don’t you want to turn the narrative around before it gets (so so much) worse?

I do! So allow me to introduce you to:

~✨💖Fantine/Bahorel💖✨~

She needs a friend who’ll respect her, he’s ever ready to punch assholes in the face (for Justice) and Hugolian math sort of allows them to be in Paris at the same time. What more do you need? (For baby Cosette to get a happy healthy childhood growing up with her mother, that’s what we need).

Have some delightful fix-it-fics:

Liberty and Libertines by @amarguerite

Canon era | T | 3 | Bahorel/Fantine | 3k (unfinished but delightful)

Bahorel meets Fantine in 1816 and is conscious of two things: how much better it would be if Fantine was his mistress, and how much Tholomyès needs to be punched. Things change dramatically as a result. 

 Une Liaison Dangereuse by   @badassindistress (me)

1700s AU | G | Bahorel/Fantine | 13k (complete)

Felix Tholomyès, like any self-satisfied 18th century gentleman, thinks it only natural he hides his mistress away at his hunting lodge. Bahorel, who stumbles upon Fantine and her adorable daughter on his way home to see his family, disagrees entirely. He thinks Fantine should be free to make friends and enjoy herself, preferably far away from Tholomyès. Fantine just wants a safe place for her daughter to grow up and make friends. Cosette just wants to find worms with the chickens…

A mid-1700s adventure of wigs, silk dresses, respectful friendships and daring flights to freedom.

Under a Moonlit Sky by @badassindistress (me again)

Canon era | G | Bahorel/Fantine | 19k (complete)

The year is 1817. After Félix Tholomyès' little suprise, a despairing Fantine thinks she might go to her hometown of M-sur-M to find work. Instead, she decides to find Tholomyès and make him acknowledge Cosette. Enter a young man who would love to have an excuse to travel South (as far away from the law faculty as possible) and is uniquely suited to hunting down terrible men...

And lastly, some delightful art of the True OTP by @everyonewasabird

And another wonderful one on the same excellent theme by @pilferingapples (who opened my eyes to this excellent ship)

Enjoy!

EDIT: I found the other fic I was looking for:

Angels and Devils by Bobbiewickham

Canon era | G | Bahorel &Fantine |2k

Fantine goes out to a dance with Tholomyès, and meets an angry young man.

[pickingupmymercedes]

I am not going to waste a Friday night for a sprint quali in this car

[dnalt-d2]

So I put out that theory earlier that Fit is probably gonna get infected soon and the thing is that I don't regularly watch his streams because he starts stream before I wake up, so I was just building off of a few things I knew about what was going on

But I keep seeing in the comments that people are saying "Oh yeah he's been saying some real sus stuff and doing/saying X or Y and talking about an angst-y stream on the 30th specifically (which I knew about but totally forgot)

And it's just hammering home that goddamn Fit, you are

✧˚⊹S C R E W E D⊹˚✧

Ohh I might actually wake up early to catch his stream tomorrow I need to see what's got him streaming on a Saturday because I know that's not entirely normal for him. Plus I wanna see his reaction to the N E W S

[hkthatgffan]

Canadians may like to joke about the current political situation in the US, but let's be real, if a civil war were to break out, Canada would very much feel the repercussions of it (for starters, the American-Canadian border would be an absolute nightmare).

True, lol. Though I think if America fell into a civil war, I'd be more worried about stuff like all the nukes you guys got falling in the wrong hands or being left unmaintained.

There was this show called Life After People that aired years ago that showed how if left unmaintained, nuclear power plants in the US would meltdown and cause disasters that would make Chernobyl look like fart after eating a bean burrito.

So, in a way, all it would take in a US civil war is one nuclear plant to go boom, and then Civil War 3 will be fought with sticks by radioactive Americans.

No one pitch that idea to Netflix, I'm gonna make bank on it, lmao!

[bluesgras]

@elliwoods the horse.

[desthen]

I have reviewed the yearly expense report and the good news is we will no longer be running at a deficit like years prior. The bad news is that any savings will be contingent on me getting a part time job on top of my full time one. So. This is gonna suck

[itsbrucey]

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

[lil-lemon-snails]

sometimes you just need to hear it v some stills below the cut v

[forgettable-au]

PROLOGUE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 1-9)

AND SO IT BEGINS!

[CONTINUE] [MASTERPOST]

[tizeline]

Oh? What's that? Ya'll want the next part of TSAU's story? Well fuck you you're getting this fucking thing instead.

[moonsidesong]

don't panic buy games because of the eshop shutdown!!!! the memes are not lying It is genuinely very easy to hack your 3ds!!! please do it!!!!

3ds.hacks.guide

(don't follow video guides they are very often outdated and it's easier to make mistakes that way. this guide is very detailed with step by step instructions and they even have a support server in the event you have any trouble! i understand it might seem intimidating but risks of bricking or banning are very minimal at this point you will be glad you did it)

[jangmi-latte]

wait if he was a first year here and vil said he bulked up/grew bigger during the latest beanfest then...then what is this. is this not bulky enough what h..how big did he grow now that he's a third year..h-he grew bigger???? h-he gained more muscle now that he's older??? a-and he's still working out???? w-what do you mean wha..what i..i like...like he GREW BIGGER????????

BIGGER!??!??!??!?!!?!!??

[teaboot]

Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again