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you guys have got to see my face while I'm researching the weather in Derbyshire and I realize that it is both colder and snowier on average in the town in Arizona where I live than it is in this county in England
#brits there are like 5 or 6 different climate zones in Arizona#i just live at a really high altitude#incorrect pride and prejudice quotes#pride and prejudice#the lizzie bennet diaries#fitzwilliam darcy#pride and prejudice series#lizzie bennet#england#united kingdom#derbyshire#you're confused?? IM CONFUSED#william darcy
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
#deltarune#queen#lancer#rouxls kaard#comic#art#doodles#SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually#and u know what It Is#they're both the wife actually#this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old#queenkaard#my art#are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day#its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often#directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning#plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf
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"tell me a bedtime story."
#pluto the series#pluto series#pluto series ep4#oonmay#aioon x may#mayoon#namtanfilm#namtan tipnaree#film rachanun#gmmtv#gl drama#thai gl#this episode was so confusing but!! bUT!!!!! they 😩😭#oon you loser you're on a mission#this is literally the lesbian version of Not Me#im living for it#character A going on a mission where they have to find out shit about character B and then end up falling for them is my favorite genre#that being said cant wait for THK lmao
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Machine, what do you mean Hatsune Miku isn't real?
I saw her with my own two eyes when she performed at Miku Expo.
What do you mean it was a hologram?
Audio source
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#to be fair if the only machines you're used to are full of blood and sentient you'd be confused too#sorry for the next tag#im surprised i havent seen anyone draw him with the miku binder yet#im sure its happened and i just havent seen it
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"would you like to make a statement?"
#(silly is confused why you're looking at him like that)#ewfjbofewj#would you believe me if i said this started just bc i wanted to draw the feathers#im a little bit silly#grian#grian fanart#hermit archives#my art#scopophobia
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@ the tags in the last ask you answered about Peter and Dick devolving into murderous tendencies if they don’t get enough hugs- I can only assume this is the root cause for Peter’s bomb affinity in the catwoman au 🙂↕️
DYING yes omg
#tim will wear him down though#tim has studied dick grayson and nightwing both since he was like 4 years old#he'll already have figured out the peter needs hugs before he finds out about the relation#but AFTER?#tim will be like 'shit how many hugs a day does a grayson need'#'fuck i guess all of them'#and peter proves him right cause he'll be confused but always accept a hug#atp they'll be besties#peter only accepts tim's hugs#tim is funny cause despite being technically and enemy#nightwing gives stray a hug every time he sees him#because 'you're my little brother!'#tim: no tf im not#dick: technically you are#erinwantstowrite#catwoman au#give peter a hug
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there's been a bit of rgu and fma comparison, so here's my dissertation on why they should kiss
#PLS TRY THE OTHER#I PROMISE THERE WILL BE SOMETHING INTERESTING IN THERE FOR YOU#also plsss if you last watched fma 03 on toonami years ago... give it another chance! Its pretty damn confusing#without missing episodes and not having watched it in years#utena tenjou#fma03#revolutionary girl utena#edward elric#fullmetal alchemist 2003#fma 2003#fma 03#rgu#and orv#are my holy trinity of media rn#im only not including orv bc its a different form of media and it has always felt more internal than the other two#I love orv but if you go in expecting societal themes you're gonna be surprised#but i think it has equal craftsmanship#sorry for orv proselytizing#but if you dont they take away your license#also i'll be honest this is really trying to get the rgu fans to watch fma the 12 fma 03 fans totally will watch rgu#but please rgu fans we're going extinct#and i know y'all would like it#also if you're interested in watching order#same for both series#show then movie#also if youre an 03 fan looking for the series feel free to message me too#my sister's review of this as someone who has watched and loved both:#everything you're saying is right... but the brainrot is unreal#simoun
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the fact that people still use the "no one would talk to a friend that way" "no one would grieve for someone like that if it was just platonic" etc arguments to prove a ship is canon is so annoying to me. yes i get it, we got queerbaited hard but where does it say that romance has to be higher than a friendship or no one said friends couldn't also be lovers or vice versa....? i normally say "popular media tropes that usually are for romance" when i talk about fiction but pulling a blanket statement like "NO ONE talks to a friend that way" is so invalidating to so much of our queer experiences. the beauty of queer friendship literally lies in the emotional fulfilment we get from our friends in a way that i don't normally see in cishet friendships for whatever reasons. so idk it's just been bothering me to see these kinds of posts every now and then. "you wouldn't do [x] for your friends" i would actually. i would sell my soul for them. i would kill for them and kill myself for them. i would do anything for my friends that i would do for a partner. the "proof" for a ship doesn't have to be by invalidating their friendship. also like aren't most of the ships so powerful when they're also each other's closest friends? do y'all not think of your partners as your best friends?
#sorry for the rant#i know that popular media tropes have changed our mindset on romqnce#it wasn't a thing in my country but now the dating scene is so westernised that it's the same here#im not saying people can't experience romance or friendship differently#in the context of queer people specifically i've noticed that most people struggle to differentiate between platonic and romantic feelings#and often feel a mixture of both or somewhere outside both#it's intense! Regardless#I'm also trying not to invalidate romance or people that experience it totally separately from friendships#but i genuinely wonder#do you stop being friends with the person you're dating#how does thay make sense#them not being your bestest friend?#anyways I'm aroace and in a qpr#maybe i'm just a little sensitive#but queer people also talking in a very heteronormative of looking at romance also confuses me#are we really putting a tag on how much someone grieves???#first of all human relationships dont work that way!!#there's no need to place them in different positions#it's not a competition#every relationship is unique to the two people involved in it#only they can categorize their relationship not outsiders
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morgan and elle's friendship is so severely underrated and i wish we'd gotten more of them. they go on vacation together! there are also some lines in the first episode that, at least to me, imply that they knew eachother before. morgan is introduced talking to/quizzing trainees, so that seems like the most likely way, but. i don't know. i love them and i would have been curious to see how it would have been elaborated upon had lola glaudini stayed on.
(side note: i love morgan's pose and face in the second screencap. he's so silly)
#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s01e11#elle greenaway#derek morgan#elle & morgan#i see them as friends but i could also see them having a thing#honestly the whole cast has such good chemistry with eachother#even the ships i dont like im like “yeah i get why you would ship that”#most of them#some confuse me but there aren't really any ships i have outright negative feelings towards#also: random curiosity. a part of me wonders if the beginning of this scene (the parts in the post) was scripted?#i dont know. lola's “dude!” feels very genuinely startled and i dont think “you're way too tense” is ever elaborated upon#i have no idea though lmao#she could just be a good actress!#i am once again babbling in the tags. ill shut up now#blood hungry#criminal minds 1x11
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Someone: What's your sexuality?
Me: well you see, I never had a serious crush on anyone. Also, I had trouble understanding what a crush even was for most of my life. Also, I identified as aroallo for a while because I thought I was aro but not ace, but now I think I'm ace too. Also, fictional crushes. Also, I enjoy learning and reading/sometimes even writing about kink but have no idea if I would be comfortable actually participating on it. Also, some days I'm perfectly happy like this but other days are still confusing and shitty because it's all still new to me. Also-
#aromanitc#asexual#aro#ace#aro ace#im what experts call a very complex individual#by “complex” i actually mean confused and weird#but whatever#im still awesome#so are other people with complicated relationships to their sexuality!#or gender!#or anything really#you're not “difficult”#or “too many things/labels”#or anything queerphobes might have told you#especially if you're young and just started questioning#it's okay#(im literally just saying things I wish more people had told me)#FUCK I MISPELLED AROMANTIC#aromantic#there we go
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Not to get pedantic (oh who am i kidding that’s most of this blog) but I am genuinely fascinated by the potential applications of the established canon in HoO and TOA that the gods canonically have both historic and regional forms, and can appear as specific versions of those forms and have kids of those specific forms, which influence what powers the kid has/what pantheon they fall under/etc etc (and also the implication that demigods can be born under multiple forms of a singular deity). This is somewhat backed up even earlier in the first series when we’re told that Percy has earthquake powers because of his father being Poseidon “The Earthshaker” (which is Mycenaean Poseidon) - which could also tie into why Percy generally takes leadership roles, is hopping in and out of the Underworld a lot, and is apparently particularly powerful for even just a Big 3 kid, since all that would line up with Mycenaean Poseidon being generally put at the head of the pantheon and also being a chthonic deity.
Now this gets really interesting when we start looking at deities being combined and conflated, because a.) the Romans weren’t the only ones doing that and b.) the Romans had their own gods originally, they didn’t just take the Greek ones and slap a new name on them. They merged a lot with their own preexisting deities alongside adopting worship of deities from other cultures as the Romans spread (and the Greeks also did this), and c.) the ancient Greeks and Romans did exist at the same time.
Like, we know in terms of the Greeks and Romans that if their godly parents are “equivalent” then their demigod children are siblings, just like if Greek demigods have the “same” godly parent then they are also siblings. However, very few Greco-Roman gods are one-to-one, and a lot are like three gods in a trench coat, and then if you want to get into historical forms then you can start running into weird things like “Well, if you go back far enough, these two Greek gods may have originated from the same thing-” and also if we’re talking historical forms, again, the Greeks and Romans existed at the same time! Which means there would be historic forms of godly parents that are both Greek and Roman! So like, where do we go from there? Would Hazel be equally siblings to a child of Plutus as she is to Nico because both Hades and Plutus were conflated into Pluto? Orcus was also conflated with Pluto - does that mean when Nico killed Bryce Lawrence, he was killing his half-brother? (cause then that parallels just a couple chapters later when Will faces off against Octavian-) Are there demigods who, depending on their godly parents’ form(s), are technically both a Greek and Roman demigod? If Hermes and Pan possibly originated from the same god, does that mean all the satyrs are siblings with the Hermes kids? If we want to get into all the nonsense of Dionysus’ origins and Zagreus and Hades, does that mean Nico is technically siblings with Dionysus kids? Does Dionysus joke about this during their therapy sessions? Are some demigods in certain cabins siblings with kids in other cabins but each others’ siblings aren’t siblings depending on what form their godly parents were in?
I have a headache now.
#pjo#riordanverse#percy jackson#chb#camp halfblood#camp half-blood#camp jupiter#analysis#meta#Percy gets tagged for the fun random analysis interjection#listen i think too much about the worldbuilding and how it relates to historical mythology RICK YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF-#i hear ''yeah the gods can appear in historical and regional forms'' and i am already writing stuff about it you cant stop me#listen. there were city-states where the MAIN PANTHEON WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT#i wanna hear about demigods whose parents are from a *different pantheon format* and how confused they get by the CHB format#also the potential humor of two demigods going ''well technically im your sibling but you're not my sibling'' ''what'' ''nevermind''#also how does deities adopting demigods play into this. how confusing does Jason's family tree get#is it different depending on what form(s) specifically he was adopted by?#also also also - you could totally argue based on linguistics and stuff that Nico 100% never lied to the Romans#(at least about being Greek vs Roman) but that can be a post for another time
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LINE READING SO DEVASTATING I NEED TO DIE ABOUT IT
#THE WAY POND'S FACE GOES FROM CLOSED OFF AND ANTAGONISTIC TO SLIGHTLY CONFUSED AND OPENLY VULNERABLE#[CLAWS MY FACE OFF AND THROWS IT INTO THE OCEAN]#i didn't add phum in the poll about my faves because we still have four episodes left and palm was already there but#GOD I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH#I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR DAYS#and it's just so interesting how up until this point you buy into that mask of cool popular asshole he has been wearing around peem#and when in the first episode q says 'i've heard he's a top brat' and chain adds 'nobody messes with him unless they want trouble'#you're like yeah that checks out#and it's not like that's not true because phum can be all that#but also it makes you think about how people must have treated him in the past#not just his parents but his peers as well once he got back to thailand#because he puts that mask on with everyone when at his core he is actually such a soft boy who feels so much#toey used to get bullied and he took him under his wing#he learns that peem waited for him and feels so bad he keeps asking for forgiveness#the story started because phum wouldn't say sorry to peem but now the sorrys and the thank yous are like a second language to him#AND IDK WHERE AM I GOING WITH THIS OR WHAT AM I EVEN SAY I JUST KNOW I HAVE SOOOOO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT PHUM#IM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR HELP#we are the series#m: txt
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The thing I love is this about your story. Is the fact MCs body isn’t there’s if I remember correctly.
Like that’s the coolest part in my opinion. And the fact is Mc can die in the ros arms or just boom explode and then guess what there’s that possibility Mc is alive. 👀
Like you have the perfect torture for the ROs like yeah sure let’s say Mc is in bad luck and no one really cares about them right now but let’s be real here in the end I think the ROs are in the more emotional destruction in the end not the MC
Bear hugs 🤗 (I rambled…, sorry)
👁👄👁 I don't think I fully understand what you mean with the body isn't there.
the body you wake up in the prologue is the merc's current body, and if that dies/the chip does, they do too, but the possibility of that happening rn are fairly slim! they won't be for long with chapter 5 dropping sometime but we're not there yet 😂
#asks#c: mc#sorry im confused#what you're saying does play into the /your body is not who you are/ thing I've got going on
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pfp change!! ft an actual doodle of myself gaspppp!!
#people keep confusing me for Ghost/Simon so yeah#also people think i'm a Guy (I HAVE A PUSSY!! 😭😭)#like guys im flattered and i really wanna have my Very Own Dong- but im so sorry to disappoint#tho.. having a Schlong would make Certain things easier LOL#if you're reading the tags: will open c/mms tomorrow! and will open inbox again next week 💖����#tim rambles
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torn between wanting to make all my ocs Specialest Little Guys and overpowered VS. the fact I just finished watching all three extended editions of Lord of the Rings and am deeply moved by the struggles and worth of the common man
#ramblings#the end of Return of the King gave me many OC Thoughts and now you're going to hear them#might veto the whole 'Funney Big Weapon Guy is also psychic' thing for Sid Sibyl#won't fully un-magic him just cuz i made it a common thing in the setting but like. i might still nerf him a little in that aspect#his whole schtick is that he is aggressively Just A Guy#he's very persistent. won't come back from a job until he found the last crate that fell off the merchant's wagon or whatever#very good at sword-fighting. cuz he trains and spars a lot and eats like a furnace to keep up his strength#his 'high pain tolerance' is something im self-inserting where i won't notice injuries until later. a bit oblivious. just keeps on truckin#an altogether formidable combo but. he is so much Just A Guy#no super strength no immunities no super-charged magic. not even a cursed weapon to give him a leg up#he finally visits his home again and it's confusing why it's not the same as he remembers it-#-when he should have much more in common with old neighbors and vendors at the market than with his cosmically superpowered friends#old sights and sounds and some friends that give him a warm welcome-back but... it's not the same. it's not home. not anymore#from the moment he chose his path he could never go back home#and I feel like the tragedy of that would be undercut if i gave him something like future-vision or a magical sword
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Broke: John and Deputy living on a ranch. Having kids. John being stripped of everything that makes him interesting for the sake of being a booktok white guy.
Woke: John x Deputy could never function in normal society. They are two people so engrossed in their own need for violence that any semblance of a relationship between them can only exist within the snow globe that is Hope County during the Reaping.
They despise and want each other so much that they're caught between killing and worshipping. The NEED to punish the other throbs so harshly between them, and yet no one understands one quite like the other. No one gets them like they do. They're parallels. They're mirrors of one another.
There is an undeniable chemistry, a persistent connection that shines through the threats, the beatings, the kidnappings, etc. The acknowledgement exists only in lingering looks. The breathlessness John can't help when he's inches away from Dep. The way he smiles at them when he doesn't think about performing as the 'Baptist'.
The idea of "I know your sin intimately" from John, seeing this woman/man seethe with the same wrath he's projecting onto them and wanting to redeem them. Because then he too can be redeemed. And maybe because only through redemption can his desire for them be justified. Be appropriate in big brother's eyes.
They're salvation and damnation. They're the road to redemption and yet they constantly tempt him to sin. And John is a weak man who gives in one moment and pretends to stand on the high ground the next.
The deputy always remains on that high ground. Acting as the saviour. The hero. Even when covered in the blood of people who are also Joseph's victims. John calls them out, they don't need to kill that many people. That much blood didn't need to be spilled. But they've got the excuse, the justification made up in their head, so why not? But they're no better than the man they claim is a monster.
And the idea they act on those desire in secret? Away from the eyes of Joseph and the Resistance? Like some gross twisted, religiously traumatised version of Romeo and Juliet!? THAT'S THE SHIT
#anyways#if you're into that#good for you#im a random on the internet#but um#confused how people see this twisted relationship#wherein the appeal lies in the toxicity#and wanna pretend everything is normal#like I DO GET IT#of course we want the seeds to be better people#but i want the VIOLENCE#the TERROR#the TRAGEDY THE DRAMA#farcry 5#john seed#john seed x deputy#far cry 5#far cry john#john x deputy#john seed x rook
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